Turn 37Use the Mind Milk to get the Reality Milk, then scatter off (teleport) to Doc's house. Gonna need his Delorean.
5+1, 4+1As the soldiers move in, you make a fist. The Space and Mind Milks glow and you vanish from the ruined temple. You crawl out of your portal to find yourself in a region of the Dreamlands. Objects that seem somehow "Ideal" float all around you. Although the cloud seems virtually infinite, there are no duplicate items. You recognize this as a manifestation of the part of consciousness that contains the abstract representatives of objects. You clamber through the objects until you reach the Platonic Ideal of milk. Even you are forced to hesitate for a moment in admiration of its perfection. You fight off the overpowering sense of reverence, tear it out of place, and plant it in your Glove. The Glove glows red as the fourth Milk is added. You teleport out to save your sanity from being eroded by the surrounding perfection, but not before seeing a new Platonic Ideal Milk regenerating from the collective memory.
Your next portal takes you to an old ruined warehouse in a small Earth community. Some humans and alien immigrants flee upon sighting you, while others approach out of curiosity.
4/6.
Suggest vampire council to claim yet unclaimed milks and to ambush thanos out there
1You try convincing the vampire council to go and intercept the remaining Milks before Thainos can claim them. It's a reasonable idea, but it doesn't work. You're simply too young a vampire for the Council to care about your opinion. They ignore you and their argument over the Glove falls to shouting before they vanish one by one to contact their troops. It seems you've accidentally triggered a vampire civil war.
"I mean if you want to make the UberBob now then lets make him now, just gotta make sure we have everything we need before we start."
Make sure the lab has everything needed to make the UberBob, if we don't have the supplies use my station wagon to go get them, if we do create the UberBob.
1, 1, 6-2You check over the lab supplies, and decide that Mutant Bob left you with all the proper tools to create the UberBob. You could use a few more, however, so you make a quick trip over to town to get more. Upon returning, you and Hooded Bob shovel all your collected DNA strands into the recombination blender. At the last moment as the device spins up and churns the DNA, you realize that you actually did everything completely wrong. You rush to stop the process, but it's too late. Lights are flashing, computers are exploding, glass is shattering, the alert lights are blaring red.
However, you somehow made the exact right mistakes to ensure that your creation comes out exactly as you intended. The lights go out and UberBob drops out of the hopper in a cloud of smoke. His antlers spread gloriously over his head. He scans the room, and stops on you and Hooded Bob.
"Thank you for creating me. But there is even greater DNA to be had out there than merely the DNA of Bobs. If we are to truly become the greatest Bobs, we must go after the greatest targets. Bring me the DNA of the Sun!"Silence: Goes in
1All I hear from him are empty threats and petty insults. The fact that he's the ruler of hell should have no influence in his arguments, seeing that hell was almost completely destroyed and doesn't even have enough power to prevent souls from simply leaving. He says that destroying the mortal plane would affect the eldritch plane. But was it affected when the hell plane was under attack? No, it wasn't. I don't think anyone even noticed in this side.
He offers you a glass of milk and threats of destruction. I offer an entire universe's worth of milk, plus two universes. I think it's clear which offer is better. If we work together, we might even be able to take over a few more.
4You put your argument forward. It seems effective, and even better for you, something seems to have distracted Adam Simons and prevented him from responding. The Eldritch creatures consider your position, and seem to calm down.
Your offer is acceptable. We will restore your deities, and we will make war against the planes. You will deliver your end of the bargin, or you and yours will suffer.You have successfully made an alliance with the Eldritch creatures. They restore the Seven to their proper forms and release them into the mortal plane. True to their nature, the Seven start devouring it again, but now they are guarded by monsters that will help you protect them against further defeats. However, you promised the Eldritch creatures that you would give them Hell, the Void, and all the milk in the mortal world. Also, a 10ft tall creature made of blood has just grabbed onto you and pulled you into the air despite your being incorporeal.
(10 ft tall)
Try to figure out why the Eldritch are mad. Help them if able
5Sonce Rana has a mouth now, it probably has its own voice. Using its new voice, it asks Nuhg, "Didn't you summon those demons to eat the universes? Why should anyone trust you?"
Rana then swoops toward Nuhg, and attempts to use its tentacles to carry him into the air.
3It seems like the Eldritch creatures were simply getting annoyed at the debate taking up their time. It's over now, so that problem has been resolved.
However, you still don't like how Nuhg summoned a septet of apocalypse goats to destroy multiple universes. Since they are infused with the blood of his gods, you are able to grip his ghostly form. You grab onto him and fly him upwards. There's no real up or down in the Eldritch Plane, but you do move him a few yards.
swim deep enough that the grenade explodes before reaching me.
6You've got to go deeper. You dive downward, outracing the grenade. You dive into a whirlpool to escape the blast, but are pulled ever downward by the current until you end up somewhere "outside".
Darkness takes you. And you stray out of thought and time.
Stars wheel overhead, and every day is as long as the life age of a planet.
But it is not the end. You feel life in you again.
You've been sent back, until your task is done.
You reawaken on the Moloko once more, holding a white mop and bucket. The floors have become very dirty in your absence.
The plot thickens!
Use the Tardis to print out two maps: One of the area with the well when I was last there, using the geographic information used by the Chamelion circuit, a second of the Modern city, also with the chamelion scan. Mark out the well on the first map, and use it to locate the exact position of the well on the new map. While dematerialised (So that I have plenty of time) Construct a very, very strong vacumn, set to empty into a random empty room in the Tardis, one where the door is several dozen meters above the floor. Then, when finished all up, head to the building on that exact spot and ask if they need a janitor.
6, 6, 3You scan the city with your Chameleon circuit, and find that the location of the well is currently under an Alliance military base. You rig up a vacuum to the TARDIS, and go ask for a job. The officer at the gate says they are indeed searching for a new janitor, but there are quite a few applicants and you'll have to undergo the proper security checks before working on the base. This could present a problem for you, if they discover that you're technically AWOL from your post on the Moloko.
1. Make sure the repairs are actually sustainable rather than jury-rigging.
2. Contact Earth, let them know that their spec ops people they sent us are trying to mutiny. Suggest the solution of sending them to their own ship and sending us some more basic, but still effective troops.
3. Tell GiantDad that was dumb.
2, 5You look over the repairs, but you can't find anything wrong with them that the more specialized AI of the drones missed. You also contact Earth and inform them of the ongoing mutiny. They respond urgently, deploying dropships of conventional troops to your docking bay and attempting to persuade the commandos to move to a ship of their own.
Also, any problems with the repairs are rendered irrelevant when Primus and Omega Squad storm the bridge and trash the place again as they fight your drones.
3. Tell GiantDad that was dumb.
"Dispatch the laser and plasma beam turrets. KILL. ALL. OF. THE. TRAITORS!"
Slice and dice through Alpha and Omega squads with my Chaos Zweihander.
Alright, got the intel brief, turns out captain man is immortal. Technically, if he dies a bunch he just becomes a zombie.
So the best strat is to keep him at range. Commandos are trained in ranged warfare, and there's a reason why swords are obsolete right now. Beat the captain and take the bridge(along with Alpha and Omega squads). Standard opp, shouldn't be to hard to handle for the best commandos in the alliance.
Commando prep:5GiantDad vs commandos:5 vs 5+1Commandos taking bridge:6Alliance negotiating with commandos:6The commandos take a few moments to prepare as GiantDad storms down to stop them. Alpha Squad leads him to the cargo bay, where they can use the crates to stay out of reach and pelt him with laser fire. When GiantDad arrives, he suffers some flashbacks to the Undead Burg as the commandos snipe at him and fade before he can get to them.
Meanwhile, Omega Squad loops around and storms the bridge. They are forced to blast through the securitybots guarding the area as they escort Primus. In the battle, they damage the computers again, preventing Primus from operating the ship until they are repaired. At this point, Primus and the commando squads are contacted by Alliance Command.
"We have been informed by the Moloko AI that you are engaged in an a mutiny. As we speak, large numbers of our soldiers are being deployed to the Moloko to put a stop to your actions. Surrender immediately, and you will not be harmed. Normally, mutiny is punishable by court-martial. However, in light of Delta's suggestion and the extraordinary circumstances, you will be provided with a separate ship to pursue your efforts against Thainos and Nuhg. We say again, stand down immediately."
Thainos now has four of the six Infinity MilksThe Seven will devour the mortal universe in five turns unless prevented.
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