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[Imic]

This is... all... a big misunderstanding. Um. You see, I only needed the... Timey wimey thing to... save the Universe, since it’s about to be eaten by giant furry horn rats. Yeah. And I was going to... Uh... Read books on how to stop them, by dematerializing, and I, uh, thought that would leave me kind-of safe from... Universe devour-y things... and you, in my, uh, time machine. I... I was going to return it, like. I wasn’t just going to... run off with your tardis, no... I was going to uh... Go to Gallifrey! Yeah! To get a... Worse... Or better... Tardis... Thing... Like I said, it’s all a biiig misunderstanding, so if you could just drop me off at Gallifrey, I’ll just bugger off and I’ll make it up to you for the bear traps. And you cna take the remote controls for yer thing.

[Naturegirl1999]

Try to strangle one of the goat men with my tentacle, if they have blood, drain it to make a second tentacle and continue strangling until its dead

[King Zultan]

"Don't worry I'll save you!"
Start shooting the mutants with my gun while I go to get other Dr. Bob, then drag him into our house.

[Enemy post]

((I HAD A BIT OF A SPATCHKA THERE. APPY POLLY LOGGIES. AM I ALIVE? NOBODY MANAGED TO OOBIVAT ME NOW, DID THEY?))   

(You're still alive. Like Sprinkled Chariot said, you're well hidden in the maintenance zone.)

[randomgenericusername]

Go scream at the eldritch abominations from the eldritch plane. Explain that I am also an eldritch abomination like them, and that the Seven are ancient eldritch goat demons. Aren't we all on the same side here?

[Naturegirl1999]

Go scream at the eldritch abominations from the eldritch plane. Explain that I am also an eldritch abomination like them, and that the Seven are ancient eldritch goat demons. Aren't we all on the same side here?

(They know. They are already fighting)

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

GO. GET. MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK!

[sprinkled chariot]

Perform blood rite of stupidity to curse goat with stupidity and inability to perform any complex actions like rituals or anything

[ziizo]

"By my species standards I did nothing wrong and the Doom mug problem solved itself before I even had a chance to try to solve it" walk away from the human and take a ghost taxi to tentacle monster afterlife

[Avetruetotheimperator]

Name: Tollanus Primus
Description: A future soldier that somehow got aboard the ship for one reason or another. Very secretive though.
Why do you want milk? A giant skeleton on a gold toilet told me to get some for him. Guess he needs to strengthen his bones?
Walk around with my giant flashlight in order to find milk on this damn spaceship

[Fluffe9911]

Silence: Blinks
Silence: Looks at the bats
Silence: Looks at his badge
Silence: Looks at russian party man
Silence: Looks back at the bats
Silence: Looks back at russian party man
Silence: Gives a gold star to russian party man for saving him and douge
Silence: Gives a thumbs up
Silence: Takes out the checklist of things to do
Silence: Checks off buy snake
Silence: Looks to see what else I wrote on the list

[Yoink]

WANDER THROUGH THE TUNNELS ON MY ODDY NOCKY AND VIDDY WHAT SORT OF GRAZZY LEWDIES LIVE DOWN HERE.
MAYHAP ONE OF THEM COULD SKAZAT WHERE THE ROZZES WOULD MOST LIKELY HAVE TAKEN MY POOR DROOGIES?   

[Glass]

(Just so we're clear, I'm personally waiting on CABL.)

[Smoke Mirrors]

”Pop” the dimension bubble.

(For the record, I mean reverse its effect and put everything back in the dimension it was in before the bubble formed. I just figured that since it was referred to as a bubble, I might as well use “pop” to refer to getting rid of it.)

[CABL]

Request crew refill and squads Alpha and Omega onboard: The Alliance's finest troops.
See if I can trace Thainos, and if not, hyperjump to the last known sector where he has been.