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Author Topic: Minimalism and Milk 3  (Read 136440 times)

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #225 on: May 11, 2019, 02:43:57 am »

Fine then, I'll do it myself...By sitting on my butt. Deploy the generic alien mooks army to attack the Bazzar.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #226 on: May 11, 2019, 03:52:32 am »

"Sucks that that guy stole my death ray, but at least my spare DNA was still where it was supposed to be."
Go to my room and get my gun, then go to the lab and search around for the DNA storage and take all of it.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Imic

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #227 on: May 11, 2019, 04:56:58 am »

MILK THEM! MILK THEM AND MAKE MY TEA!
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #228 on: May 11, 2019, 06:13:51 am »

fall asleep and dream of visiting gelatinland.
Meanwhile themdefense system of my cyborg parts activates and attack my aggresors without input from T'zzzz
« Last Edit: May 11, 2019, 06:43:19 am by ziizo »
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

Smoke Mirrors

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #229 on: May 11, 2019, 11:28:31 am »

...welll, I don’t think I can ignore the end of the world anymore. There a big white cracks in the sky. I mean, the devil was just mentioned so this is as a good a time as any. EP, active schroedinger’s angeldemon.
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Don't worry too much about the one mistake, Smoke Mirrors. Your character was memorable for all the demonology and story writing.

I’m running a game/mechanics test called Fate/Mechanics Test. Feel free to check it out.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #230 on: May 11, 2019, 12:16:43 pm »

Eject the sonic weapon, completely shut down the comms system, destroy the cassette tape if possible, and put out an antivirus and anti-hacking patch for all Moloko software.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #231 on: May 11, 2019, 01:38:08 pm »

Use the rest of the milk and finish summoning the rest of the Seven from hell, preferably before this part of the universe collapses or whatever happens when ancient eldritch goat demon gods gnaw on reality.
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #232 on: May 11, 2019, 03:32:22 pm »

release computer virus to ruin AIs ability to interact with the ship, failing that kill AI with targeted DDOS 
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #233 on: May 11, 2019, 03:53:46 pm »

Silence: Cheers!
Silence: Looks at name tag
Silence: Face palms
Silence: Thinks for a second
Silence: Has a idea!
Silence: Draws a picture of milk
Silence: Points at Douge
Silence: Points at picture of milk
Silence: Points in the distance horizon
Silence: Waits for Douge to get back


(Silence: Admires a amazing training montage!)
« Last Edit: May 11, 2019, 04:00:21 pm by Fluffe9911 »
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Smoke Mirrors

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #234 on: May 11, 2019, 11:48:44 pm »

Stop the computer virus, we need the AI... you dumbass.
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Don't worry too much about the one mistake, Smoke Mirrors. Your character was memorable for all the demonology and story writing.

I’m running a game/mechanics test called Fate/Mechanics Test. Feel free to check it out.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #235 on: May 12, 2019, 12:18:15 am »

This piece of shit is trying to ruin my life for last whole day
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CABL

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #236 on: May 12, 2019, 10:39:14 am »

Activate the jailer drones, who shall patrol the prisoner cells. If T'zzz wakes up and tries to escape, then the drones will use their syringe guns to shoot sedative at him.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #237 on: May 12, 2019, 10:48:11 am »

This piece of shit is trying to ruin my life for last whole day
You've been trying to declare war on the fucking universe.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #238 on: May 12, 2019, 03:01:04 pm »

This piece of shit is trying to ruin my life for last whole day
You've been trying to declare war on the fucking universe.
The real answer is to end the universe, so that people can stop declaring war on the Universe. So, therefore, the Universe uh exists. Yeah.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 3:Turn 15
« Reply #239 on: May 12, 2019, 03:06:27 pm »

This piece of shit is trying to ruin my life for last whole day
You've been trying to declare war on the fucking universe.

I have been trying to kill goddamn janitor, who stole my milk potatoes, I dont care about universe, I seek vengeance and
   M-I-L-K
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