Turn 13You should choose your words wisely. Force the information of him, with the help of my adoptive son, Squidward.
6Squidward's humble personage bows before your grandeur. You thoroughly question the expert with the help of your adopted son. He eventually expires before you can get all the information you need, but he does confirm some crucial bits of information. There are six Infinite Dairy products in total, and you need to collect them all to realize your vision. The first and probably simplest of the set is a sample of milk from a chupacabra.
Well, I'm glad my poor roll didn't actually do any permanent damage. Thanks, SM.
Just have the bot put on some standard clothing. At worst it'll just look ridiculous, which is better than intimidating.
2You try putting on clothing, but it tears on the shifting plates of your metal body. The surviving rags don't do much to make you look less intimidating.
Find a computer terminal, and use it to access the Bazaar’s financial records and accounts. Begin siphoning the money used to purchase repairs back into the ship’s accounts.
2You stomp over to a terminal in your hardsuit and attempt to hack the Bazaar. Unfortunately, the Bazaar has invested in state-of-the-art Sreratv encryption technology for their financial dealings.
politely greet the alien couple then grab The bag of potatoes.
2,1You wave to the aliens and attempt to grab the potatoes, but the gesture actually outrages them and causes them to fight against you. You'd think this would be a lesson in how seemingly innocent gestures can easily be misinterpreted across a cultural divide, but in fact this couple is just arbitrarily cruel. You shake them off and your fingers brush against the potatoes for an instant before a transporter beam grabs ahold of you. The rapid motion of the rickshaw causes a slight malfunction, and you find yourself somewhere deep inside the Moloko.
Seeing the good progress on upgrades to the ship, and slightly annoyed that it has to 'function', see about getting some money back into my accounts. Maybe sell a blood emerald or two.
1You try to sell your blood emeralds, but it looks like you recently ran out of those. You're also fresh out of conflict diamonds, genocide rubies, atrocity sapphires, massacre amethyst, cursed doubloons, and arson pearls. This poses a problem.
Silence: Gives Douge a pat on the head
Silence: Sends Douge out to find a random item using his new found powers of math and science!
Silence: Attempts to find something that explains what Douge actually is
(I know he is a basilisk but I dont think Silence knows that since he kinda just bought it on a whim so lets see how this goes lol)
3, 1 Send bazaar police department information about our janitor trying to start mutiny on our ship and his photo
6You contact the police and inform them of your janitor's traitorous actions. They angrily demand to know why your ship brought such a dangerous criminal to their asteroid.
Now then, I think the best thing to do now is to put the janitor on trial for insubordination, destruction of private property, and attempt to mutiny.
6You order that the janitor be brought in for trial, but for some reason he's moving really quickly at the moment. The transporters beam him aboard, but lose track of him somewhere in the ventral decks.
Since this place is called the Bazaar, I'll assume they have milk avaible for trade. Find someone willing to trade some milk in exchange of a tankard full of divine mead. Hopefully, milk isn't rare enough to be more valuable than a literal drink from the gods.
4You float up to a dairy merchant and manifest before him, offering a deal. The merchant takes it surprisingly well. After they finish screaming and running around, they take your Asgardian mead in exchange for a bottle of milk harvested from an Earth chupacabra.
Five of Seven coughs up the star he choked on.
You win the game!!! (again)What do you do next?
Kick him in the dick then shoot him with the death ray until he's dead.
1 vs 3You try to rise into a kick, but the mysterious figure strikes you back down with his crowbar and swats the death ray out of your hands. When you hit the ground, you see a strand of your own DNA has fallen out. It clinks against the pavement as the figure reaches for it.
Attempt to kill the unrelated mass of tentacles Tell the mass of tentacles to move along, then find the true janitor, but do not engage him and simply tail him.
4, 4You dismiss the unrelated squid monster and follow the janitor's tracks. You see him fighting with the passengers in a rickshaw for a moment before a transporter beam grabs him. You rush forward to avoid being left behind and follow him up. It's dark, but you'd recognize the inside of your own ship anywhere.