Turn 11Name: Thainos
Description: A very big grap man with a weird chin
Why do you want milk?: To make the universe perfectly balanced (as all things should be) using the Infinity Dairy Products to atomize all space cows therefore stopping space carbon emmisions
Search for the first Infinite Dairy, Cosmic Milk.
2The hardest choices require the strongest wills. You place your golden and currently empty Unlimited Glove on your hand and go searching for the Infinite Dairies. It occurs to you that sitting on your chair for the past 18 movies may not have been the most efficient strategy. For the moment, you don't actually know where any of the Dairies are.
"Well, let's fix this mess"
Contact the repair station to get a quote for redecorating the Moloko to top tier dapperness and suitability for being the Queen's flagship. Also check my available funds
6Figure out the price of repairs., try to negotiate it down, and when we have reached the lowest they will go, pay it.
6, 3Alright, good. Now, repairs.
Set our repairbots to work, repairing both the Moloko and the structures we damaged on the way into the repair station.
Also, set up a roughly humanoid robot for me to use while we're docked. Being the ship isn't particularly useful or exciting when you're not going anywhere.
6, 3Try to make self replicating nanobots cloud to repair the ship, also program them to kill janitor, because he started damn roomba rebellion
4, 1The repairs of the Moloko begin. Simultaneously, Joshua and Duncan G. Redford contact the station's AI overseer to negotiate a price for repairs and upgrades, respectively. The calls cause some confusion. The combined price is fairly high, but when Joshua agrees to pay it the money is taken from Redford's accounts. This is enough to cover the costs, but drains Redford's accounts in the process.
At this time, Delta and Boris release robots and nanobots to try fixing the ship on their own. The robots access the ship plans along with Redford's upgrades, and they rapidly start to both fix the ship and alter the interior into a Victorian mansion aesthetic.
Delta also builds a robotic avatar for himself. The resulting machine is a rather awkward and vaguely resembles Robbie the Robot, but it's functional.
Boris also attempts to put one additional command into the nanobots to disassemble T'zzz the janitor, but an overflow loop in the stack mainframe results in a serious malfunction. The effects take a moment to assert themselves, but Boris can already see himself starting to disintegrate.
I mean, it's not like they can exactly kill me right now, being a goat ghost abomination.
Do I still have ghost milk left? If I don't, try finding some of the normal milk I had before I died. If I have milk, attempt the ritual yet again.
6, 3, 4-1(Valkyries vs Nuhg) 3 vs 1It could be possible to save some of the milk you use in these rituals, but last time you got overexcited and used the whole sample. Nevertheless, you float over to the point where you died. You find that most of the milk was destroyed or irradiated when Boris nuked your corpse, but there's enough traces left for you to use up in a weakened version of the ritual. You cast your spell and a flickering portal opens. Five of Seven emerges and looks about in surprise, blinking in the starlight. He then bites at the background of space and devours a distant star.
As you're distracted by watching this, one of the Valkyries rides over and grabs you. It seems that they are trying to capture you and drag you back to the afterlife.
Priority 1 is still to get to the Robotics lab to build a mech. When there, grab every tool in the wproom and get buildin. Ensure it has internal oxygen tanks, a drill, and rocket boots, I may end up being in space soon, or trapped by wreckage. Put a dna lock in it for good measure, to ensure only I can get in. From then on, get to a window or something that I can easily break and use to escape the ship if it crashes.
(The ship already crash-landed, you don't currently need to worry about another one. I'm sure preparing for the future would be wise, however.)
1You get to the Robotics lab, but find that it's been destroyed by dislodged girders from the ceiling. A cloud of nanobots is rapidly reconfiguring it into a fashionable 19th century drawing room. Also, this room contains a mime and his pet creature. They seem surprised to have been disturbed, but it can be hard to tell with mimes.
chase after the milk potatoes
2You try to catch up to the milk potatoes, but just before you can grab them they snag on a hover-rickshaw and are pulled quickly along the street.
Silence: Looks how badly the ship got damaged
Silence: Shrugs
Silence: Attempts to train Douge to bring him random things every now and then
Silence: Gives Douge a treat
Silence: Relaxes
2 to train Douge, 1 to relax.Go to a butcher shop and gather all the DNA that might be inside and threaten the butcher with my death ray if I have to.
1You march into the nearest butcher shop and threaten the butcher with your death ray, but it's no use. Before you got here, a mysterious thief came in and stole all the DNA first. The butcher weeps for his ruined DNA-less meat and tells you that this DNA thief has been hitting various shops around this district of the Bazaar.
Beam to the repair space station and pretend to be nauseous, then ask for a glass of milk so I can get better.
5You beam down to the repair station and whimper pitifully to the first workers you see to get you milk. It works perfectly. The workers quickly get you a glass of milk.
The legend never dies!
What will you do next?
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