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[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"With a snap of my fingers I could erase anything. Anything. Even let's say...a shitty sequel to a famous movie of yours. A sequel so sucky it spits in the face of the original. If you give me the map, there will be no blemishes on your list of good franchises anymore. "

If he accepts to go to the big arena, if not then just explode the other ship and go beat the map out of him.

"As for my word. I never trough my favorite daughter how to lie. Trust me, Goldblum, when I'm done you'll still have enough planet around."

[Yoink]

((WAIT, WERE ALL MY DROOGS CAPTURED, OR JUST MOST OF THEM?))   

[sprinkled chariot]

Track down some  lone droog with blood sight, hypnotize and  drain him to further increase my power

[Imic]

Greet this odd Robot and ask it if it’s been sent by the AI to stop the Gothic architecture. If it is, quote shakespeare to confuse it and then run off. If not, offer it a cup of delicious tea. Maybe quote shakespeare anyway.

[ziizo]

The galley is too far I will not reach it in time.
activate the doom mug so it takes me to whatever world is going to destroy and far from this place.

[Glass]

1. Send a small detachment of securitybots after the Droog leader, while the rest round up and detain the subordinates.
2. Send a researchbot to go investigate Douge.
3. Now that we’re zombie-free, set up some stuff to spray the zombie cure aerosol outside the ship, as well.

[randomgenericusername]

Attempt to use the milk in a slightly different ritual to break the seal placed on the Void.

[Enemy post]

((WAIT, WERE ALL MY DROOGS CAPTURED, OR JUST MOST OF THEM?))   

((All of them, I said "most" because you're one of them and you got away.))

Huh? I mean Three and Four were already here. I was trying to summon the others, who were banished again. Try again.

((Sorry if I was unclear, I understood that you meant the rest. Three and Four were watching you cast the spell, but Smoke Mirrors' spell blocked you from summoning the other ones. You'll need to deal with the spell before you can summon the rest of the Seven again.))

[King Zultan]

"I've been shot, and didn't die....         I should've become a vampire along time ago."
Eat the dead people to heal my self and take a handgun if available, then get the gas and fill my Z-wing, after its full use the ship to blowup this shitty gas station and anyone that's near it.

[Fluffe9911]

Silence: Gives a double thumbs up!!!
Silence: Takes out his BOTTLE OF NOTHING
Silence: Mixes the milk with the BOTTLE OF NOTHING
Silence: Puts it in his pocket for later use
Silence: Prepares a party to celebrate Douge finding milk!
Silence: Starts creating party invitations with the help of Douge

[randomgenericusername]

((WAIT, WERE ALL MY DROOGS CAPTURED, OR JUST MOST OF THEM?))   

((All of them, I said "most" because you're one of them and you got away.))

Huh? I mean Three and Four were already here. I was trying to summon the others, who were banished again. Try again.

((Sorry if I was unclear, I understood that you meant the rest. Three and Four were watching you cast the spell, but Smoke Mirrors' spell blocked you from summoning the other ones. You'll need to deal with the spell before you can summon the rest of the Seven again.))

((I mean, I get it's a failure. The problem is that the others weren't banished in hell, but to the Void they were originally sealed on. Three and Four went to hell because they died.))

What follows is one of the most horrific displays of mime violence in history. When Silence's rampage is completed, Four and Three are dead and the rest of the Seven driven back into the Void. The white lines stop as they vanish.

((It doesn't really change the outcome much, since there's a failure regardless.))

((EDIT: I read back and noticed he also blocked summoning from the Void. Sorry about that.))

[Fluffe9911]

(Insert outdated stuff about random being a meme here honk)

[Naturegirl1999]

Greet this odd Robot and ask it if it’s been sent by the AI to stop the Gothic architecture. If it is, quote shakespeare to confuse it and then run off. If not, offer it a cup of delicious tea. Maybe quote shakespeare anyway.

(In Shaun's voice) "Hi. I'm Rana. I am a living organism. I spawned into existence not too long ago and went to find someone so I could talk. I smell tea, can I have some?

When offered, drink the tea and thank Shaun. Absorb the tea into myself, causing me to change my color to the color of the liquid I absorbed. Use some of the liquid to create an eye

[Smoke Mirrors]

Now then
Send a demon army after the goat monsters.

[CABL]

Follow the securitybots towards the Droog leader and attack him.