Build a room that goes from 60,25 to 40,24, precariously balanced on top of the thin stone pillar. It will be a large circular room in constant rotation like a wheel, with the floor decorated with black and red tiles in a checkered pattern. Inside, there will be large spiked balls that constantly roll in a clockwise direction, crushing any intruders that dare enter the throne room. The throne will be at the center, and it's surrounding area will be a safe zone from the rolling spiked balls.
Basically, a huge roulette of death with spiked balls. Since I'm of the throne of Randomness, I have to implement randomness in my castle in some way.
Also, add a flagpole on top of 50,25, because screw the throne of Incandescence.
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The Throne of Randomness' extension fails to take shape as its lord would want, instead becoming nothing more than a precariously balanced thin slab of stone laid across from the two pillars. A giant metal ball rolls down and then back up this slab continuously.
build a hidden kennel in the canopy of the tree. Breed mutant monkeys, squirrels, birds, and other tree dwelling animals. Then send them sneaking through the castle to kidnap unsuspecting bystanders, bringing them back to the tree for experimentation.
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The canopy of the Throne of Growth's tree becomes completely filled with monkeys. Not smart trained moneys but angry, ill tempered, racist monkeys who do nothing all day but rant about the monkey master race, fling poo at passers by and occasionally bite the face off someone.
Throne of infinite edge, eh? Excellent place to start writing Twilight fanfiction while thinking about how I've killed everyone I ever loved. But that can wait.
Build a long, thin hallway at 65,2 or so.
The hallway is strewn with the dead bodies of heavily armored warriors, their corpses blackened and worn away by the aeons, little more than husks of armour and cloth by now. They lean against the granite walls or simply lie spread against the rough stone tilling on the ground. Each corpse conceals the tip of a long, dark iron spear, capable of shooting out without warning when someone walks past, then retracting back into the wall or floor after its gruesome purpose is accomplished. The holes are situated at irregular heights and the spears extend at different angles, so avoiding perforation is a deadly game of chance.
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The tunnel is filled with corpses. Not real corpses, the Throne of Infinite edge is on a budget. These are Halloween store corpses, all rubbery and of...Chinese quality so to speak. Also pneumatic spears were really expensive so instead they set up some big rebar sections with sharpened tips and signs that read "Please throw yourself on top of this".
"Ooh, goody, a new round! Oh, and you're not in yet because you're just now swapping in. Logic."
He would construct a nice, long graveyard full of reanimating corpses connected to his Throne Room at the east side. He was using his scrying orb to plan this, and the damn thing was blurry, so he had no idea the exact coordinates. It was meant to have enough room for a common skeleton or zombie to shamble comfortably, and it was to be fully underground to grant the best access to corpses! What would he do with all that dirt? Bury his bunker properly.
"Hill? What hill? There's no hill here..."
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The attempts to bury both the bunker and the graveyard don't go great but the graveyard itself comes together perfectly! Big spooky gravestones, drifting mist, occasional zombies rising from the dead to feast on human flesh. All really top notch.
From 49, 6 heading west to perhaps 43, 6, is the Trelliced Passageway. A polished hallway with a floor of smooth wood decorated with murals depicting outdoor scenes.. as if the enclosed room was in fact a trelliced passage in a large open field with a jousting tournament in the distance. Fake sounds of hooves are done by hidden spring-loaded coconut halves. In the middle of the hallway is artwork depicting an open 'arcade' between the two wall murals.
These walls are actually painted paper. An armoured knight can ride out of a hidden recess, having a clear field to lance down anyone in the hallway.
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Ruh Roh, a conflict of space! The throne of Rest's kungfu is weak so the graveyard takes precedent, HOWEVER an interesting combination occurs! A champion creature, the HEADLESS HORSEMAN, appears among the graves! A skeletal knight with a giant lance and no head begins making galloping passes between the headstones.
At 12, 7 a cabin will be built and it will be filled with all kinds of traps, like fake doors, fake furniture, and fake plants, and this cabin shall be surrounded by punji pits and landmines.
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A massive two story structure is erected above the throne of Escapism's man cave, a Victorian style mansion in a state of terrible decay and filled with all manner of horrific ghosts, ghouls, and traps. Pits lead into the the SNEK PIT and a back passage on the second floor leads over to the Throne of Growth's racist monkey tree.
6,79. Build my Throne Room, and build a Bedroom at 7,79. The first rooms of my soon to be Castle. At the moment, it's more tower-y though.
Is this in y,x or x,y style? Horizontal then vertical or vertical then horizontal?
?.6 is the Y coordinate, 79 it's X coordinate. Good Point though.
X,Y. 79,6. 79,7. Up we go.
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The Throne of Dreams builds himself a nice bedroom. Its got a fire place, a bed, some book shelves, a chest or two, a lovely carpet, all the things that make a good bedroom. Though, it is just a bedroom.
7/8 in. Waiting on the incandescent throne.
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