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[CABL]

Well, there is of course stuff like the poison-types that mean something when spelled backwards, like how Arbok is "Kobra" backwards and Muk is

Kum, a mountain in Slovenia.

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[Kagus]

Well, there is of course stuff like the poison-types that mean something when spelled backwards, like how Arbok is "Kobra" backwards and Muk is

Kum, a mountain in Slovenia.

A mountain? Must have been a while.

[wierd]

dik-dik: A diminutive antelope about the size of a cat.

[Arx]

Most Africans would pronounce that like "deek-deek" (or possibly "duhk-duhk" if they're Afrikaans I guess), so it's not actually a particularly funny penis joke.

[Kagus]

More Norwegian:

Bønner
¹⁾Noun. Plural, "prayers"
²⁾Noun. Plural, "beans"



Yes, the phrase "Jesus hears your prayers" is also more or less "Jesus listens to your beans".

[CABL]

Some German: Ich habe einen grossen, dicken Penis.

Spoiler: Ze translation (click to show/hide)

I have a big, thick penis.

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[CABL]

Some German: Ich habe einen grossen, dicken Penis.

Accusative I presume? Idk my primary school was an underachieving shitfest.

Fuck, it is Akkusativ! Ich habe einen Fehler gemacht.

[Kagus]

An appropriate name for a Norwegian girl: "The Dude"

"Kar" is a slang term for a man in much the same way "dude", "guy" or "fella" works in English. The suffix "-en" is the definite article for male-gender nouns, so where "kar" is "dude", "karen" is "the dude".

Karen is also, of course, a girl's name.



Other terms for men include "Fyr" (fire) and "Type" (type/kind). "Type" is also used to specifically refer to someone's boyfriend/male partner.

This leads us to the importance of including or excluding indefinite articles when asking a question... For example, "har du fyr?" (do you have fire) is used to ask if someone has a lighter for lighting a cigarette, whereas "har du en fyr?" (do you have a fire) is asking if the person happens to have a random male readily available.

Likewise, "har du type?" (do you have type) is specifically asking if the person in question has a boyfriend, and is a common question from young men in bars. "Har du en type?" (do you have a type) is asking if the person as "a type", as in do they like their men tall, dark and handsome; or if they prefer them bearded and full of potatoes.

[scriver]

Karl, slang? That just ain't right

[Kagus]

Useful Norwegian phrases:

1) "Faren er over" = The danger has passed.

2) "Faren er over" = The father is on top.

[scriver]

What's even the deal with the German double S anyway

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[scriver]

Does it even make it's own sound

It doesn't even look like two esses. It's just bad.