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[HmH]

"Say my name!"

"Heisenberg."

Because really, there's only one answer to a request like that.

[King Zultan]

"N... No! I never learned it because I never had the courage to ask you! That's why I joined that class - Because I felt the need to get stronger to be able to fave you and ask what your name was, what your plans were for Sunday, what's your preference, pizza or Chinese?"

+1

[RoseHeart]

"N... No! I never learned it because I never had the courage to ask you! That's why I joined that class - Because I felt the need to get stronger to be able to fave you and ask what your name was, what your plans were for Sunday, what's your preference, pizza or Chinese?"

+1

5 - Uncanny Action

You can't just let it end this way. "Heisenberg!" "...You know my last name..."

You then can't see them as all the lizardmen close in to fill the line of sight.

Time to save the mother fuckin' day!

You rise up, pain still in your back. And punch the nearest lizardman in the mouth...you think you broke it's neck.

You start rolling and tripping and tickling lizardmen.

[HmH]

Since you never rolled for our genders and names, I'm going to roll it myself. 1-3: Male, 4-6: Female
Crush: 6 Female, name: [unknown] Heisenberg
Us: 5 Female, name: Lucille Pratt
This is my headcanon. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

"...I forgot. You never said."

"Ok, kill them."

Obey our love's orders to get her forgiveness.
Kill them. Kill them all. (Except for her.)

[King Zultan]

Obey our love's orders to get her forgiveness.
Kill them. Kill them all. (Except for her.)

+1

[RoseHeart]

Obey our love's orders to get her forgiveness.
Kill them. Kill them all. (Except for her.)

+1

4 - Uncanny Adventure

You've managed to take down about...6 with your mixed tactics. Then you hear motors... Jetski riding biker-warthogmen zoom in and start firing off guns. The lizardmen that are hit fall in the water. You kick one off and jump on a jetski.

[King Zultan]

Go where ever the jetski takes us.

[HmH]

Go where ever the jetski takes us.

But make sure to invite our crush with us first. "Get on, miss Heisenberg! By the way, my name's Lucille!"

I mean, it's a jetski. Who in their right mind would refuse a free jetski ride, even from someone who forgot their first name?

[RoseHeart]

Go where ever the jetski takes us.

2 - Uncanny Drama

"Get on!" "...Fine."

You and your crush thrust away(...what did I just write?) on the back of your pilfered jetski. The lizardmen and warhog men are still fighting, but a couple warthog men are soon on your tail.

"Everythings.. going to be OK.. hold tight." you say...

[HmH]

Land somewhere far from the lizardmen. Let warthogs come ashore.
Establish superiority by punching nearest hog in snout.

[King Zultan]

Land somewhere far from the lizardmen. Let warthogs come ashore.
Establish superiority by punching nearest hog in snout.

+1

[RoseHeart]

Land somewhere far from the lizardmen. Let warthogs come ashore.
Establish superiority by punching nearest hog in snout.

+1

4 - Uncanny Adventure

You find somewhere to lose them in a grove a weeping willows, long enough to pull up to shore and stage and ambush. "Hey." "What?" Your crush kisses you.

"There they are!"

You both hide from their shots behind the trees, forcing them out. Your crush lures them close, and you clobber one! The next is coming!

[King Zultan]

Kick it in the head!

[HmH]

Shots, you say?
After curb-stomping the downed hog, get its gun as well. Give it to Heisenberg, along with a kiss.

[RoseHeart]

Kick it in the head!

6 - Uncanny Comedy

You begin kicking the living crap outta this unconscious hog-man-thing. Heisenberg grabs the gun. "let's go!" "Not yet!"

After at least two more minutes of wailing on this thing, you notice your fling has gone. And 4 more hogs just pulled up to the shore. *Gulp*