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[King Zultan]

We are a crazy person. What do we think all those little voices telling us what to do are? Where do we think they come from?

Speaking of voices, they have another order for us. Kick his legs out from underneath him and tickle him back.

+1

[RoseHeart]

We are a crazy person. What do we think all those little voices telling us what to do are? Where do we think they come from?

Speaking of voices, they have another order for us. Kick his legs out from underneath him and tickle him back.

+1

5 - Exceptional Action
Somehow you overcome the tickle and move with your foot at tripping him. Surprised, he releases and you pull him close and he moves to block your dagger and is entirely surprised as he busts out laughing - GOOCHIE GOO!

"Ok! Ok! Stop!!"

"Eh hem... Well done. What did you learn from this exercise?"

[KitRougard]

"You have to expect the unexpected. That way the unexpected goes back to being expected, and you can go back to expecting the expected. But then the originally expected becomes the unexpected, so you have to expect that too. Then the expectedly unexpected expectations of expected unexpected exceptions collapses under the weight of its own expectations for expecting expectations, and you're left expecting what was destined to happen from the start.

"Also, always bring tickles to a knife fight."

[RoseHeart]

"You have to expect the unexpected. That way the unexpected goes back to being expected, and you can go back to expecting the expected. But then the originally expected becomes the unexpected, so you have to expect that too. Then the expectedly unexpected expectations of expected unexpected exceptions collapses under the weight of its own expectations for expecting expectations, and you're left expecting what was destined to happen from the start.

"Also, always bring tickles to a knife fight."

5 - Uncanny Action

As you speak, you become increasingly aware and begin to fade out of your speech, "a knife... fight..." you are surrounded and your teacher is gone. Instead you see a minotaur and about twenty lizard men with spears, they attack!

[King Zultan]

Quick jump around to get away from the spear lizards and tickle the minotaur.

[RoseHeart]

Quick jump around to get away from the spear lizards and tickle the minotaur.

2 - Uncanny Drama

You bob and weave your way through the lizard men spear thrusts, still riding off the adrenaline from your lesson. You reach the minotaur, but! You've been stabbed in the back by a spear! You clump to the ground. The minotaur raises a greataxe above their head. It comes crashing down and-

"WAIT!"

It's your crush. Here to save you?

[HmH]

Cast a healing spell on ourselves while we wait.

[King Zultan]

Cast a healing spell on ourselves while we wait.

+1

[RoseHeart]

Cast a healing spell on ourselves while we wait.

+1

6 - Uncanny Comedy

They speak, "this has gone on far enough, eh... what are you doing?"

...

...

...

""Healing myself"."

The minotaur covers a nearby lizardman's eyes.

[HmH]

"So? You want us to wait. What for?"

[RoseHeart]

"So? You want us to wait. What for?"

2 - Uncanny Drama

"I love you. I always have."

The lizardman make a hiss that could be interpreted as "awe...".

[HmH]

"I love you too, %crush_name%." Come to stand at her side, two against an army of nonhuman monstrocities.

While we're at it, let's determine our name, our crush's name, and roll the dice to determine our respective genders. Preferably in a way that does not make the minotaur shield anyone else's eyes.
Oh, and use the crush's name in place of %crush_name%. If we do not know, politely skip that fact in our admission unless we're going for Comedy this turn.

There. I think I've put enough precautions to foolproof this particular admission of love. Anyone got anything they'd like to add to it?

[King Zultan]

"I love you too, %crush_name%." Come to stand at her side, two against an army of nonhuman monstrocities.

While we're at it, let's determine our name, our crush's name, and roll the dice to determine our respective genders. Preferably in a way that does not make the minotaur shield anyone else's eyes.
Oh, and use the crush's name in place of %crush_name%. If we do not know, politely skip that fact in our admission unless we're going for Comedy this turn.

There. I think I've put enough precautions to foolproof this particular admission of love. Anyone got anything they'd like to add to it?

+1 I can think of nothing to add.

[RoseHeart]

"I love you too, %crush_name%." Come to stand at her side, two against an army of nonhuman monstrocities.

While we're at it, let's determine our name, our crush's name, and roll the dice to determine our respective genders. Preferably in a way that does not make the minotaur shield anyone else's eyes.
Oh, and use the crush's name in place of %crush_name%. If we do not know, politely skip that fact in our admission unless we're going for Comedy this turn.

There. I think I've put enough precautions to foolproof this particular admission of love. Anyone got anything they'd like to add to it?

+1 I can think of nothing to add.

6 - Uncanny Comedy

"I love you too!"

"Say my name!"

"...I forgot. You never said."

"Ok, kill them."

[KitRougard]

"N... No! I never learned it because I never had the courage to ask you! That's why I joined that class - Because I felt the need to get stronger to be able to fave you and ask what your name was, what your plans were for Sunday, what's your preference, pizza or Chinese?"