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[RoseHeart]

(I am really getting a kick out of hosting this!)

Join the class, train, defeat the bully rival and kiss the love interest

3 - Documentary
And so they arrived, late. They slank into the self defense hoping not to be noticed. They weren't successful. The instructor put their hands on their hips, then pointed where they were to go, joining formation. It was sparing day and they were put into pairs. It just so happened they were paired with their crush! Whom quickly slammed them down on the mat. "Pathetic", they scoffed.

[King Zultan]

Kick their ass.

[HmH]

Exposition Request: notice that our crush is referred to in plural. Twins? Or someone of an ambiguous gender?

[KitRougard]

Gender, likely. And don't just kick their ass, Turn on The Eye of the Tiger, and commence the Training Montage! We! Will! Beat! Them!

[RoseHeart]

Kick their ass.

1 - Practical Horror
You aren't going to take crap from this bully, even if they are your crush. Time to try something you saw in a Kung Fu movie. You stop. The Sensei, who looks suspiciously himself like Zeus, which is fitting considering the other class he teaches, is giving you a murderous look. Your PTSD from his move earlier causes you to slink back. "Sparring is over. See you next week." The class bows and disperses.

[King Zultan]

Its now time for this:

Turn on The Eye of the Tiger, and commence the Training Montage! We! Will! Beat! Them!

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[RoseHeart]

Its now time for this:

Turn on The Eye of the Tiger, and commence the Training Montage! We! Will! Beat! Them!

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Montage you say?

1 - Exceptional Horror
Time to train. You ask Zeus Sensei for extra help catching up with the returning students. He laughs. You get the feeling he knows exactly why you want this. He tells you to show up by the lake tomorrow morning. You almost whine about it having to be on the weekend, but that murderous look elicits a quick nod of agreement. He hands you a knife. "Stab me."

[HmH]

Stab him. He's Zeus, mere mortal weaponry cannot harm him.

[RoseHeart]

Stab him. He's Zeus, mere mortal weaponry cannot harm him.

4 - Exceptional Adventure
He dodges back, he's standing on the water of the lake! You lunge forward again, and follow him as he blindly bounces backward on to stones, making you have to pay close attention to find your next footing. Your jabs are getting closer, and closer, you cut the fabric of his shirt a little.

[KitRougard]

Come on, come on baby...
Keep lunging, but lag back a little... When Zeus here gets overconfident, go for a full lunge! DRIVE IT TO THE HILT.

[RoseHeart]

Come on, come on baby...
Keep lunging, but lag back a little... When Zeus here gets overconfident, go for a full lunge! DRIVE IT TO THE HILT.

5 - Exceptional Action
You start going into a frenzy, like a snake lashing at a mongoos. Sensei has their arms folded behind their back, they bob and weive. You trip! He tripped you! You slice at their foot as you go down, and you hear a splash as your teacher falls in!

[King Zultan]

Get up and stab him.

[HmH]

FINISH HIM!

[RoseHeart]

Get up and stab him.

6 - Exceptional Comedy
You get up and so does he, you go in for a vital lunge and he grabs your arm in a lock! Then, he starts tickling you...you are laughing like a crazy person!

[HmH]

We are a crazy person. What do we think all those little voices telling us what to do are? Where do we think they come from?

Speaking of voices, they have another order for us. Kick his legs out from underneath him and tickle him back.