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Pump Stack magma or Build right above magma sea?

Pump Stack
- 4 (30.8%)
Piss Beer all over the magma sea
- 4 (30.8%)
Fuck it, use coal
- 2 (15.4%)
Just build the forge there
- 3 (23.1%)

Total Members Voted: 13


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CaptainArchmage

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Re: Beerdump: Where even the Beer's a Dump
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2019, 09:45:04 pm »
I'm a bit concerned about claiming a dwarf here. It seems like life expectancy in this place is about as shit as the beer. Oh well, get me a dwarf and let's count how many years months days I survive.

I'd recommend building the forge above the magma sea. There's less to go wrong, and I guarantee something will probably go wrong.
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Spriggans

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Re: Beerdump: Where even the Beer's a Dump
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2019, 08:37:24 am »
@The_Saladman : I love your writing style <3 Keep it going! :)

Now enough pussyness from me ! May I request dorfing ?

Any dwarf who is fat, and lazy, and slow, and skill-less will do.
Name him "Spriggy, the sluggy beer sharer", and make him the Tavern Keeper.
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yxlotl

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Re: Beerdump: Where even the Beer's a Dump
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2019, 12:12:32 pm »
More, please. I'm on the edge of my seat.
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MrLurkety

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Re: Beerdump: Where even the Beer's a Dump
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2019, 05:25:34 pm »
I would like to request a dorfing too. Any profession or personality's fine, as long as they're male.
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I'm not an expert on the political climate but I'm pretty sure that politicians don't join armies and invade dwarven fortresses.
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