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RoseHeart

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Roll to Cute
« on: March 20, 2019, 01:36:05 am »
Try to do/be/observe/ect. something cute.

Quote from: roseheart on March 23, 2019, 05:16:41 pm
New System:

6 - Too Cute
5 - CUTE
4 - Pretty Cute
3 - Fairly Cute
2 - Minorly Cute
1 - Minimally Cute
« Last Edit: March 23, 2019, 05:20:31 pm by roseheart »
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2019, 02:38:03 am »
Be a dingo eat a baby do something cute.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2019, 08:18:00 am »
Be a cat.
Lay on my back and purr loudly.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2019, 09:25:43 am »
>Spawn a metric fuckton of bobcat mascots to destroy everything they can see.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2019, 11:47:36 am »
Be eldritch monstrosity, fool everyone into thinking am cat.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2019, 01:27:14 pm »
Be bear cub, steal fishing equipment from campers.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2019, 11:05:12 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on March 20, 2019, 02:38:03 am
Be a dingo eat a baby do something cute.

6 - You are soo cute you are mistaken for a dog and adopted.

Quote from: CABL on March 20, 2019, 08:18:00 am
Be a cat.
Lay on my back and purr loudly.

2 - You fall through the floorboard and land on your master, scratching their face terribly.

Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on March 20, 2019, 09:25:43 am
>Spawn a metric fuckton of bobcat mascots to destroy everything they can see.

1 - They do not find anything to destroy and question their life choices.

Quote from: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on March 20, 2019, 11:47:36 am
Be eldritch monstrosity, fool everyone into thinking am cat.

3 - You look mottled and messy, and have the deepest "MOW" ever. You become a sensational meme, regardless.

Quote from: ziizo on March 20, 2019, 01:27:14 pm
Be bear cub, steal fishing equipment from campers.

1 - You cause a forest fire.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2019, 12:09:19 am »
Try and become pet of big-name politician.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2019, 12:52:40 am »
Find the families kid or baby and eat it.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2019, 06:29:56 am »
sneeze with force enough to kill the fire
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Quote from: NRDL on May 04, 2017, 11:16:07 pm
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2019, 07:52:22 am »
Be a slow loris.
Eat a strawberry, slowly, all the while making huge mournful eyes at everything in the vicinity.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2019, 07:54:39 am by HmH »
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2019, 11:57:48 am »
Rapidly meow pitifully, indicating that I'm sorry for damaging my master.
If the master accepts my apology, lay down on his feet while purring.
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2019, 02:55:39 pm »
Quote from: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on March 21, 2019, 12:09:19 am
Try and become pet of big-name politician.

1 - you become the prizefighter mutt for an underground criminal mogul.

Quote from: King Zultan on March 21, 2019, 12:52:40 am
Find the families kid or baby and eat it.

6 - You creep into the baby's nursery. The smell is intoxicating. Your toothy maw lurks over the crib wall. The baby bashes you over and over with a raddle. You submit to your new alpha.

Quote from: ziizo on March 21, 2019, 06:29:56 am
sneeze with force enough to kill the fire

2 - You knock over the propane, it rolls near the fire and their camper explodes.

Quote from: HmH on March 21, 2019, 07:52:22 am
Be a slow loris.
Eat a strawberry, slowly, all the while making huge mournful eyes at everything in the vicinity.

6 - You become a symbol of the mass suicide forest, even people who didn't come here for that purpose feel their lives are hopeless after your deep sadness despite consuming a beautiful strawberry.

Quote from: CABL on March 21, 2019, 11:57:48 am
Rapidly meow pitifully, indicating that I'm sorry for damaging my master.
If the master accepts my apology, lay down on his feet while purring.

1 - You give a heartfelt waller and your master eases up. Then scaling hot water sprays from one of the dislocated pipes from the ceiling and terribly burns their face as they scream bloody murder.
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2019, 03:17:25 pm »
Be a Kuriboh, cause mischief.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2019, 05:03:13 pm by TricMagic »
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Re: Roll to Cute
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2019, 04:32:13 pm »
Eat mongol and evolve into the kaiwai-est eldrich abomination ever.
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