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Adragis

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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2019, 10:47:20 am »
I am eight bazillion years old and I can say it really only gets better after you die. Being young is overrated.
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2019, 11:19:53 am »
40d is pretty old tho
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2019, 04:29:54 pm »
Quote from: Teneb on March 16, 2019, 10:45:21 am
Quote from: roseheart on March 15, 2019, 09:58:29 pm
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Hemorrhoids are very common. Nearly three out of four adults will have hemorrhoids from time to time. Sometimes they don't cause symptoms but at other times they cause itching, discomfort and bleeding. (source)

F*** my ass.
I had deep (as in, pretty far up the rectum) hemorrhoids a few years ago and it was a pretty bad time. Worst itching of my life.
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2019, 06:04:04 pm »
... yeah, just the thought of applying dildo to a deep set hemorrhoid makes me wince. Just.... no. Gods, no. Blood everywhere blood shouldn't be.
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2019, 06:15:21 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on March 16, 2019, 06:04:04 pm
... yeah, just the thought of applying dildo to a deep set hemorrhoid makes me wince. Just.... no. Gods, no. Blood everywhere blood shouldn't be.
Yeah. Pooping was bad enough.
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2019, 07:32:48 pm »
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on March 16, 2019, 11:19:53 am
40d is pretty old tho
40k hasn't even happened yet
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2019, 10:10:54 pm »
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on March 16, 2019, 11:19:53 am
40d is pretty old tho

Isn't that anywhere from 1 to 40?
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2019, 03:14:32 am »
A large cave slime drops from the ceiling!
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2019, 07:21:45 am »
Quote from: Castlecliff on March 18, 2019, 03:14:32 am
A large cave slime drops from the ceiling!
Is this still about haemorrhoids?
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2019, 10:34:53 am »
I immensely regret reading this thread, and know I will immensely regret posting here, as it now means I will be subjected to this conversation more
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2019, 12:02:10 pm »
Quote from: scourge728 on March 18, 2019, 10:34:53 am
I immensely regret reading this thread, and know I will immensely regret posting here, as it now means I will be subjected to this conversation more
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2019, 12:23:46 pm »
I wish I had this quotation from Water Margin's author available, because it's something I live by. Goes something like "If by 30 you have not married, renounce marriage entierely. If by 40 you are not comfortably seated in office, renounce a career entierely. If by 50 you are not in the papers of the Lord, renounce politics entierely"

40 is middle age. It's not old, but you won't do anything you haven't done yet, at this point.
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2019, 12:54:17 pm »
Quote from: Cathar on March 18, 2019, 12:23:46 pm
40 is middle age. It's not old, but you won't do anything you haven't done yet, at this point.
So if you survive until 40, you become immortal?
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2019, 02:28:49 pm »
No because you die a little every day
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Re: 40 isn't old
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2019, 05:00:17 pm »
*Sees old people complaining*
*Check age*
Haha, get rekt old farts!
*Looks nervously at teenagers*
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