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Tales from Legends
« on: March 13, 2019, 05:34:04 pm »

Sorry if a topic like this already exists and I missed it :)

Sometimes I find things in Legends that I think would be fun to share, but they usually don't merit an entire thread to themselves.

So here is a place where we all can post interesting stories from Legends mode.



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Too begin:

The third king of The Page of Closing (the first was devoured by a forgotten beast; the second was devoured by a hydra) seemed at first to be having better luck than his predecessors -- his rule began in the year 18. He settled in Topfenced and his dream of raising a family resulted in twenty-three children.

But alas, this was also his downfall. In 64, his two-year old daughter Degel Bridgeglows was kidnapped by The Fated Wraith goblins, and grew up in their tower, Anvilstiole . Twenty six years later,  Anvilstole attacked Topfenced, led by their demon overlord. Degel, now fully integrated into the goblin horde, confronted her father, and the two dueled. He never struck her -- only defended -- but in the end, she killed him.

Another daughter Zhenag Ragveiled succeeded him to the throne, but seven years later, left to apprentice herself to a necromancer.

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Re: Tales from Legends
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2019, 06:56:56 pm »

I don't know if we have a non-legendary legends thread already. Good story.

PTW. Will update with own stories.
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Re: Tales from Legends
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2019, 08:44:07 am »

(This should probably go in General DF, it's not really a Dwarf Mode thread - there are "What's Going on in..." threads in Adventurer and even the Modding forums too).

So browsing my current world (slightly modded)...

The Dark Elves of The Snarling Jaw have a festival they call the Gnarled Celebration. It commemorates the shooting of a hobbit, with parades, poetry recitals and musical performances. The highlight of the evening is when the warlord, Appa Releasebeast the Plain Virtue tells her firsthand account of the heroic deed with images, incense burning and costumes.

It's uncertain what the Hobbits of the Trustworthy Trims did to upset the Dark Elves but rumor has it that they ate some of them with fine wine and grated unicorn cheese. Whatever the reason, the Dark Elves make it an annual event to visit the Hobbits, shoot their chief and go home to celebrate with another festival.

It took over 40 years before one woman was able to break the trend. Doshet Padmines, Lady of the Waviness of Standards in Crimsonclocks the last Hobbit town in the world, defeated the Dark Elf invasions 6 years in a row. In the year 49 she passed away (under the foot of a bronze colossus) with 46 kills to her name. 20 dark elves, 16 snakes of various kinds, 5 jaguars and 5 giant peach-faced lovebirds.

The Hobbits were finally driven to extinction in the year 83, their final leader, the appropriately named Erfi Martyrdined, falling to a well-placed bolt of twisted-steel fired by Epiao Shootdrunken. Not even a soldier, just a regular Dark Elven babysnatcher, sent out on the regular Hobbit raid that had become something of a joke or perhaps a rite of passage by that point and scoring the only kill of her life. Epiao went on to marry, settle down and become a specialist in abducting minotaur children.

It's late Autumn of 183. The Dark Elves gather. Appa Releasebeast lights an incense stick, dons a jolly mask, and recites her story for 180th time, mesmerizing the crowd with the tale of how she once shot a hobbit. Music plays through the night as the secretive forest people celebrate the hundredth anniversary of a well-implemented genocide.
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Re: Tales from Legends
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2019, 09:58:00 pm »

Ooh, this seems interesting!

This first one isn't so much a story as an interesting coincidence, and I can't remember fine details off the top of my head. But it relates to the story of Som Powerpages the ettin. Som must have been an ettin who particularly hated elves, because the two kills of his that I particularly remember were elves. And are the subjects of this short story. For you see, Som killed two rather prominent elves, as each one had killed a minotaur using their respective copper spears. Naming their weapons after these events. Shortly after each elf would slay their bull man quarry, they were confronted by Som, or maybe they confronted him. Either way, a challenger would come, and said challenger would fall, their spear now his and made a family heirloom immediately after. Maybe, if Som dies a natural death (if semi-megabeasts like ettins even can die of natural causes, his two children would inherit those spears. Haven't played the world this took place in in a while, maybe I'll revisit it at some point.



The second is a recurring story from The Learned Nation. A human civilization that had warred with an elven one in the past. A notable elf from these wars was Oda Sungtrust, a fierce warrior (the druid of his civ, in fact) with 29 kills to his name, most of which were humans but none of them notable. However, he would meet his end at the hands of one Lulush Mobguises, a human bard (and/or philosopher) who ended up being drafted as part of The Learned Nation's army, or so I imagine. As the elf confronted this likely scared and confused bard on the battlefield, he must have thought that he'd have another kill to add to his name. But in a desperate duel to the death, advantage can slip away in a mere second. And so it most likely did when the human cut out Oda's eye! And the elf would be officially killed shortly after. Lulush's only kill. She would meet her own end at the hands of another elf years later, but every year, in the early winter, The Learned Nation holds a festival. And as part of this festival, a poem is recited, a poem telling of this duel that ended with the elven druid lying dead, killed by someone who otherwise might have been an easy victory for him. Sounds like an official hero of the civilization to me.
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2019, 02:59:21 am »

Very cool idea for a thread. I'll add on the tale of four necromancers from my newly-generated world.

Early in the world's history, a human woman named Asa Whisperwater abandons her husband and fourteen children to become an apprentice to the dwarven necromancer Egul Skinnytoothed, moving into his spiffy new tower to the south, Icedoomed. She writes many books and rejects many apprentices because she prefers to work alone (save for Egul, evidently).

Egul Skinnytoothed learned the secrets of necromancy a few decades prior from an elf named Thili Beacharm, and the apparent impetus was Egul losing twelve different footraces in his hometown and fleeing from two different dragons in combat. Evidently he took all that failure a bit hard and decided he'd have all the time in the world to improve, or to summon minions to do the hard work for him. Nowadays he mostly just writes books.

Thili Beacharm, as far as I can tell, is the original necromancer. The very first one. There aren't many necromancers in this world, and Thili is the only one who isn't listed as having learned the secrets from a fellow mortal. I can't actually find a listing of when he became a necromancer, but he starts churning out books around Year 6, so he apparently took the leap before the world was even a decade old. Thili resides in his own tower, Spikeflea, on a different landmass to the west.

The fourth necromancer of note is a human man named Ubo Whisperwater. He's the eldest (and only surviving) child of Asa, suggesting that perhaps an inclination to necromancy runs in the family. Interestingly, he does not end up brought into necromancy by either his mother Asa or her mentor Egul - maybe he resents his mother's abandonment, or maybe she preferred to work alone. Instead, he somehow finds himself on the western landmass and becomes an apprentice of Thili, taking up residence in Spikeflea. Along the way he briefly becomes a bard and writes a few poems, which I'm sure were excellent practice for the apparent necromancy endgame of just writing a million books and showing them to your friends for all eternity.
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2019, 04:00:54 pm »

One of the dwarf civilizations in my world has a god of Fortresses, War, and Valor named Tomus Tomusaldil. At the dawn of time, he helped bind a demon into the mortal world in order to promote eternal war.

The demon's name was also Tomus.

I'm still getting the hang of navigating Legends mode, so I haven't found much else of note.
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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2019, 07:54:58 pm »

I agree with Shonai above - should probably move this somewhere else, maybe Stories?

Anyway, little vampire drama I found once (hope y'all don't mind a little embellishment, for the sake of story):

Quamun Rapidstars was born in the year 6 to Ebka Chasmdives and Sushsath Buttercurls. She and her younger brother, Bedo Campedphrase, were raised in the town of Snarledlull by Ebka, who was at that time the First Right of the Faith of Steel, the priestly organization devoted to Bathru the warrior-god. Sushsath, her father, was largely absent - he lived in the farming community of Scrapesweep outside the town.

   In the year 7, only months after Bedo's birth, Ebka profaned the Shrine of Right, Bathru's temple. In retribution the god placed upon her the curse of the werewolf [yes, an actual werewolf], and she was forced into the hills, leaving the two infants with neither mother nor father in town. Sushsath showed no interest in caring for the children; before Quamun was twelve years old he joined a traveling performance troupe and left for distant lands. As for Ebka, as part of her curse she was made an especial menace to her own family, and the very next year attacked her infant children in the town; she was driven off, however, before any harm could come to them. It would not be the last they dealt with her, though, nor of the many other poor souls to whom she passed the curse of the werewolf.

   An orphan in all but name, life was hard for Quamun. As an urchin in the streets of Snarledlulled she often turned to crime to survive, and by the time she was twelve she was known as a petty thief. At fifteen she met Puti Shellstowers, a ranger from Dangerpaths who had recently arrived in the town. He was the son of peasants from Marketreigned, and had known Quamun's father Sushsath in childhood. The two began a romance and were quickly married, and the next year Quamun gave birth to her first child, Gel Nutssinge; over forty years the couple would produce 15 children. Puti plied a fishmonger's trade for a few years, but by the year 23, making use of Quamun's contacts among the town's lowlives, he formed the "Fuchsia Band," which became and remained the primary criminal organization in Snarledlull. With the Saffron Nuts Tavern as their base of operations he and Quamun ruled the city's underworld for a decade.

   In the year 34, however, Quamun had a religious awakening; she dedicated herself to the worship of Buthra, and joined the Faith of Steel. This was not much to Puti's liking: he was a casual worshipper of the sun and thunder gods but generally cared little for religion; most of the couple's children followed him in this regard. But Quamun was ardent in her newfound faith, so much that in the year 52, when the old Shrine was abandoned and a new priestly organization, the Faith of Towers, was formed, Quamun was named the First Judge.

   Tragedy had already began to overrun Quamun's life, however. The town had always been endangered by night creatures--Ebka and her werewolf progeny among the rest--and Quamun's children had often been attacked, though never harmed. But in 46 Quamun's tenth child, 5-year-old Sinur, was mauled to death by his own grandmother, the accursed Ebka. Two years later, her infant daughter Ejel, only three months old, was bitten by a werewolf: the townsfolk demanded the child's death, so Quamun took her to the hills and abandoned her there. The same happened to her son Cegad in 57; this parting was worse for Quamun, for Cegan was not a speechless infant but a child of three. Quamun herself was also attacked again by her cursed mother--and although no one had ever told her the truth of her mother's disappearance she suspected Ebka's fate, for rumors and whispers always find their way to the wrong ears.

   Such tragedies took there toll on Quamun's psyche. One night in the year 61, just after her last child Uja's birth, frightened for her new son's fate and angry for her past sufferings, Quamun flew into a mad rage and desecrated the temple of Buthra. Though she covered up the crime to the earthly authorities, claiming it was the work of robbers, the gods knew the truth. Soon Quamun began to feel a strange hunger, at first mild but ever growing; food would not satisfy it, nor drink quench, and when she looked on the temple priests, or worse on her own family, she felt the gnawing appetite of a predator for its prey. At first she feared the wolf-curse had come upon her, but it soon proved a curse of another kind: and a few weeks after the desecration the priests awoke to find one of their number dead, pale and bloodless, with no mark upon his corpse but two small punctures, like bite-marks.

   Quamun learned to navigate her vampirism, taking to back-alleys at night and preying on the lonely and unknown, disposing of the bodies in the temple crypt to which she had easy access. For nearly twenty years she hid her curse, but the hunger grew and grew, and finally in 79 she had brought too much suspicion on herself: she fled Snarledlull, never to return. Her son Uja Searingassaults was made First Judge after her, and kept the position until his death.

   Quamun needed a place to live in safety. It so happened that, although many of her children had followed their father's path into criminal life, organizing their own bands in the hills, her third son Bolli Nurtureurges had become lord of the village of Minttrumpet, miles distant from Snarledlull. To his hall she came in disguise, revealing herself to her son in secret and begging asylum. Under his protection she took up fishing and lived quietly as a peasant. She fought in Bolli's ranks during the goblin wars, and tried her best to restrain her hunger--in such a small community even one suspicious death might betray her.

   The curse, however, began to affect Quamun's mind. Over the years, hunting at night in the shadows, preying on the living while they slept, she began to feel safe, and then untouchable. She discovered new powers as her hunger grew, including the ability to charm mortals with a look, putting them under her spell. By the year 97 she had gathered a cult of worshippers in the village; and in the year 110 she formed a group of robbers and highwaymen under her command.
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Re: Tales from Legends
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2019, 10:09:11 pm »

Think it might get lost in stories. All these are directly from the game (plus embellishments, but "what's going on in your fortress/Adventurer get those too, so it's Ok).

Really need a Legends or perhaps Worlds section. For Legends Mode discussion, crazy map visualisations, D&D usage, bug questions, focussed threads on what really needs to be done to bring playable modes closer, and maybe even intros to total conversion mod worlds.
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Re: Tales from Legends
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2019, 08:10:41 am »

<<Stungospadngo, "The Blighted Ulcers", was a legendary capybara demon bone bracelet.>>

It was created in 432 by the dwarf Inod Splatterboards (415- 439) from the bones of Otheta Jawonslaught the Mighty Certainty, Master of the Terror of Torments (-1 - 432). Otheta true to its demonic heritage was a terriffying warrior and leader. Over the long course of its reign, Otheta participated in at least 37 battles and had claimed over 276 lives. Inod was a mere novice herbalist when he murdered the demon for its bones.
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2019, 12:42:32 pm »

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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2019, 10:23:02 pm »

Currently I have the present day of Battlejudge.

The Abbey of Equity was the largest dwarf civ, though not by virue of might. it was insulated from war by human neighbors to its southwest and southeast. About 19 or 20 years before the start of Battlejudge, wars began to erupt all over the place in the western area of the region, as men and elves battle for supremacy.

The human forces of The Innocent Union, Confederacy of Reason, and Unswerving Kingdom marched to war against The Jungles of Dangling, Sweltering Saturnity, Whimsical Sparkle, and Pelt of Iron, after the latter declared ware on the former over the treatment of plants (though in truth, this may have been simple imperialism, as the elven nations were bursting with people and they were running out of woodlands to stuff them all in.) The declarations happened at different times in this roughly two-decade span, and the elves actually did quite a number on all three (in part due to the Princess of the Sweltering Saturnity literally having 500 years of experience in battling humans further south, beyond the cursed mountain range that largely divides the western half of the region.)

All of this changed when the Abbey of Equity Attacked.

Battlejudge was founded, ostensibly as a trading post, only for raiding parties to assail all of the elves in that neck of the woods, sourced to the "trading post." The truth of the latter was repeated defeats of the humans had made the current king rather nervous. He didn't want his nation's heartlands plagued by war that would inevitably creep eastward. In response, they launched two assaults on the Abbey, which resulted in dozens dead on both sides (to say nothing of the hundreds of soldiers and war beasts lost assaulting Battlejudge.) During one of these battles, most of which were centered on the now-old capital of Mansionsparkled, the previous General was killed during a battle in 542 (and due to lack of experience, this isn't surprising.)

In his place not long after was a dwarf woman by the name of Tirist Gatetargets, a nobody fish dissector who wanted to make a masterwork, with absolutely no remarkable skills, nor having a remarkable (or even traumatic,) upbringing; just a perfectly mundane life of a fish dissector living outside the capital. She is a mother of two, and her own mother is still kicking around. Legends Viewer was uncooperative with me in investigating how her father died.

Back to the wider scope conflict, Battlejudge's surprise attacks seemed to totally derail the elven war machines and their offensives came to a screeching halt, and the various human nations began reclaiming ground rapidly, and as news of repeated crushing victories came back from Battlejudge, so too did the dwarves reclaim old holds long lost to ancient terrors. The King even moved to Battlejudge to be on the frontest front lines of the war, what with Battlejudge literally being inside elf country (though he has yet to sink his bronze war axe into an elf skull, because the other troops are far faster than him in thier light chain armor compared to his heavy bronze plate, which was made for him because of his fondness for the metal and the need to protect the leader of The Abbey.) In the space of a single year of fighting, hundreds of elves and beasts had been diverted to Battlejudge, and were subsequently butchered, depriving the elven warhosts of vital soldiers for prosecuting the war up north against the humans, who have if rumors are to be believed, begun launching thier own offensives into elf territory.

Tirist took stock of the situation, apparently, and a number of noble dwarves joined her in the capital (why I have no idea, unless DF actually has noble dwarves come to join the fray out of feudal obligation, as many are from far flung northern hillocks in no danger from the fighting.) Under the command of the nobody commoner, these nobles and the citizens of Mansionsparkle reaped a horrific and bloody tally on the elves - such was her skill as a commander that repeated skirmishes caused armies to withdraw after only a few deaths, and in crushing defeats costing hundreds of elven and human soldiers (as the elves had absorbed a sizable number of human populations.) To date, Tirist has lost no men in action, while dealing devastating blows to the elves - even those of The Everlasting Tusk and Sky of Harvesters, who attacked possibly out of solidarity with thier embattled kindred, with fresh and eager troops.

In the span of a mere three years, Tirist has become the most fearsome General ever produced by dwarven lands, nearly on the same level as several Princesses who have been fighting wars for 50+ years longer than them at Legendary +3 in military Tactics. She is also easily on thier level as a warrior, having gone from a no-skill combatant to a legendary+4 wrestler - yes, she's been fighting beasts, elves, and thier human converts alike with her bare hands - earning her the informal title of General Elfpuncher.

What makes her feats even more impressive is she's is functionally grinding The Everlasting Tusk's entire population into paste on the fields outside the Old Capital. They've mounted one assault after another, only to be repulsed in humiliatingly bloody defeat after defeat, to the extent from a population of some 8000 or so, 1700 had been slain upon the earth of Mansionsparkle by General Tirist and the Warrior Nobility. They'll either bleed themselves white or eventually give up.

I was tempted to dispatch a messenger to get her, but at this point she's far more useful grinding the enemy into pulp in the north.
 

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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2019, 10:17:10 pm »

Great stories! I'm enjoying them. If a mod decides to move the thread, that's OK with me.

It's the year 250. The world has exceptionally high Savagery, and more that twice the usual number of Mega-beasts, Semi-Mega-beasts., Curses, Secrets, and Night-Trolls.

The Goblin civilization of The Ruthlessness of Kings has a single site -- the dark tower Scorpion-Knives, located on the Hill of Oozes in an evil biome. It is home to more than ten thousand goblins, over 2500 trolls, and just as many beakdogs, housing the pillar of The Nasty Palace, and the site-government The Violet Evils.

The civilization has never been involved in any wars (either as the instigator or the defender), though it has fended of numerous megabeast attacks. The founder of the tower -- despite dreaming of becoming a legendary warrior -- has five kills, all random murders of his own subjects. I have yet to find any evidence of any child-snatchings.

They do, however, have twelve inns/taverns, including "The Chocolate Cake", "The Fragrant Berries", "The Buttery Cinnamon", and "The Olive Peaches". They've also invented three poetic forms, and a style of choreographed dance performance.  ???



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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2019, 03:21:12 pm »

After I’m done with my current adventure, I’ll post something for here. Please keep doing this, these are fun to read
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2019, 05:17:51 pm »

I'm fairly new, but I saw the most epic monster I've ever seen in a world I chose to take a pass on. This particular beast was a zombie roc with over 200 notable kills and around 450 additional kills. It was enemies with... everyone? There was a whole page of names, anyway. somewhere around 400, it killed a bunch of important elves and earned their worship. And then it messed with everyone else and recruited pages upon pages of worshipers. It also had a fun quirk where it seemed to enjoy stealing worthless jewelry and tearing the arms off of anything with arms.
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2019, 05:40:35 pm »

That's amazing. Go kill it.
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