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[Superdorf]

Make the security guard blink... right when you kill the camera! Make the self-righteous vigilante blink... right as you're pulling a gun on him! Make the grocer blink... right as you're nicking a pack of gum from under his nose! The possibilities are endless!

The ability to transmogrify any fox into a coyote. You can only do so to one fox at a time, and you can only do so once every eight minutes.

[Naturegirl1999]

Make the security guard blink... right when you kill the camera! Make the self-righteous vigilante blink... right as you're pulling a gun on him! Make the grocer blink... right as you're nicking a pack of gum from under his nose! The possibilities are endless!

The ability to transmogrify any fox into a coyote. You can only do so to one fox at a time, and you can only do so once every eight minutes.

Summon enormously complex molecules such at lightyear long carbon nanotubes or an explosive with a repeating structure at kilogram to megaton scale.

The ability to make a random person somewhere in the world blink once.

[Superdorf]

Ah. Oop.

Make a random person somewhere in the world blink once... then do it again. And again. And again. Billions upon billions of times in a space of milliseconds, until the person you want to blink once blinks.

There. 

[Naturegirl1999]

The ability to transmogrify any fox into a coyote. You can only do so to one fox at a time, and you can only do so once every eight minutes.

If you are attacked by a lone fox, turn it into a coyote. Coyotes hunt in packs, not alone. It will run off to find pack mates

The power to steal mundane memories from people

[VoidSlayer]

Most people put very little thought into passwords and find them boring.. so mundane.  Steal all the passwords for evil and cash.

The ability to summon a full diet sprite 1 litter bottle once per day in your left hand.

[Puppyguard]

Some might call it mundane, but if it converts whatever matter is already present (excluding your hand) you could use it to kill people.
Simply grab their head with your left hand, and conjure your sprite.

The ability to know exactly what foods the person you're staring at is craving.

[Mathel]

Sell many kinds of food. Always offer the craved for food at bloated price.

Make anything taste like lemons (illusion, not alteration).

[King Zultan]

Join a cooking competition and make all of the competitors food taste lemons, guaranteeing that you would win with the only non lemon tasting food.

The power to know exactly how many items are in a container even if you can't see what inside.

[Superdorf]

Win millions off those "guess-the-number-of-beans-in-the-jar" competitions!

The power to cause any ceiling fan to rotate twice as fast as normal for a five-minute period of time.

[pikachu17]

Put your enemy next to a ceiling fan, then use your power on tfoe. fan multiple times, until the sonic boom oblierates your fo

The power to make whoever you love most look hideous to you.

[IndigoFenix]

Complete immunity to seduction ploys.

The ability to know instinctively whether or not the answer to a given question is 8,962,546

[pikachu17]

There are many ways to use this:
Give each of your minions a pacemaker that displays 8,962,546 if they're alive and alright. Then you can ask what number is on minion #213's pacemaker whenever you want to know if he is allright, no matter how much of a distance he is away from you.
You can also find out the truthfullnes to any question if you word it like this. "Hypothetically if [Thing] is true, a display would show 8,962,546. If it was false, it would show 2. What number would the display show right now?"

The power to eat donuts faster than anyone else.

[King Zultan]

You could use it to beat world record for fastest eating of donuts, or win a donut eating contest.

The power to flip a switch with your mind, at a maximum distance of three feet.

[Mathel]

You could use this to troll people by turning their personal electronics on and off while near them. You could turn off security systems through walls to rob places.
If someone is pointing a gun at you from point blank, turn the safety on.

Or just impress your friends by flipping network devices and gaming consoles without touching them.


The ability to lift presidents as if their density was 1.977 kg/m³ (density of gassious CO₂ at atmospheric pressure).

[pikachu17]

Make various heavy objects Presidents. Now you can lift them as if they're much lighter, but they haven't become so.
For instance,you could somehow get Slade armor and clubs and make them Presidents, thus for everyone else you're ridiculously heavy, but to you they weigh little.
Please note that if you make the Earth a President, you can then knock it around. Great if you just want to kill everyone.

The power to turn a beet into a beetle or vice versa once a year.