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[Naturegirl1999]

Hmm.... How about this: We reanimate a few rats, or maybe some venomous animals if we can find any. We use the details of chickens and other easy to obtain animals to supply the power for the reanimation. We also take a study pot or something similar and tie it around Piecewise's core to protect it from shooting damage. Finally we lay in ambush for the patrol.

Piecewise (covered in clothes that obscur his true form) and ourselves are armed with knives. The rats hide in dark places or sewer holes. Finally we turn an entire trashcan or two into a golem (assuming they are on wheels or can otherwise move themselves). We slam the trashcans into the patrol, hopefully taking a few out or at least distracting them. At the same time, we attack with the rats and try to hit their vitals. Finally, Piecewise moves in and tries to stab them while they're distracted. Since he is all bones, he should be very durable. Even if he's a little weak, the distraction will hopefully give him enough time to do the deed. We stand ready to assist with cleanup and absorb their memories.

We decide where to go from there. If it's a remote area we can just reanimate the dead patrol and take them to an abandoned building, hide them in a closet. Could even have the rats eat their flesh and leave only their bones so we can make more Piecewises.

Yes, to this plan, do you think raccoons are here too? Raccoons are larger than rats and are also common occurrences in alleyways, we can use them in conjunction with the rats

[Superdorf]

Coons might be a bit rare, but what about a few stray cats and whatnot? Maybe even the odd mutt if we're lucky!

[Naturegirl1999]

Coons might be a bit rare, but what about a few stray cats and whatnot? Maybe even the odd mutt if we're lucky!

Yes

[piecewise]

"I saw the chickens life pass before my eyes and I was bored."

Now lets see what happens when we feed the rat all the chicken memories.

So is this our action? I don't see any others, though some people seem to be against it?

[Dunamisdeos]

I think our science is complete and now it's time to go jump some baddies in an alley and suck up their minds like thin jello through a tiny straw.

We should specifically attempt to extract any and all information about the current corrupt power structure. This includes names, ranks, responsibilities/level of authority and location.

[Naturegirl1999]

I think our science is complete and now it's time to go jump some baddies in an alley and suck up their minds like thin jello through a tiny straw.

We should specifically attempt to extract any and all information about the current corrupt power structure. This includes names, ranks, responsibilities/level of authority and location.

Right, but we need to protect Piecewise before this, we need to get him armor for the core

[Dunamisdeos]

I sort of assumed we wouldn't be bringing him along, on account of his primary skills involve moving slowly and being physically nonthreatening while reading.

In fact did we ever settle on a strategy? We should ask Esme (or more likely, Brucebeard) how one usually goes about murdering hopefully maybe corrupt police officers for personal gain in this town.

[Superdorf]

We should ask Esme (or more likely, Brucebeard) how one usually goes about murdering hopefully maybe corrupt police officers for personal gain in this town.

+1

Also: Ask Piecewise to spar with us, being careful not to hurt us. We've only seen him do slow quiet things-- maybe if given the proper orders, he'll prove faster than we realize? It's worth checking.

[Dunamisdeos]

That's fair, not like we ever actually asked him if he knows kung fu.

[Naturegirl1999]

We should ask Esme (or more likely, Brucebeard) how one usually goes about murdering hopefully maybe corrupt police officers for personal gain in this town.

+1

Also: Ask Piecewise to spar with us, being careful not to hurt us. We've only seen him do slow quiet things-- maybe if given the proper orders, he'll prove faster than we realize? It's worth checking.

+1
We need to know if he can fight

[Dunamisdeos]

We should ask Esme (or more likely, Brucebeard) how one usually goes about murdering hopefully maybe corrupt police officers for personal gain in this town.

+1

Also: Ask Piecewise to spar with us, being careful not to hurt us. We've only seen him do slow quiet things-- maybe if given the proper orders, he'll prove faster than we realize? It's worth checking.

+1
We need to know if he can fight

Let's ask him. Be like hey man what actually ARE your combat capabilities? Can you demonstrate upon this undead chicken?

What if his talents are something more than fisticuffs? I don't want to be like hey man show me what you can do, and also please do it on us, and then he accidentally vaporizes us with necromanctic laser vision or something.

[Superdorf]

What if his talents are something more than fisticuffs? I don't want to be like hey man show me what you can do, and also please do it on us, and then he accidentally vaporizes us with necromanctic laser vision or something.

Ahh, fine. Reanimate the chicken, and tell Piecewise to destroy it or render it inert as quickly as possible.

[Dunamisdeos]

What if his talents are something more than fisticuffs? I don't want to be like hey man show me what you can do, and also please do it on us, and then he accidentally vaporizes us with necromanctic laser vision or something.

Ahh, fine. Reanimate the chicken, and tell Piecewise to destroy it or render it inert as quickly as possible.

I really hope it's laser vision.

[Naturegirl1999]

What if his talents are something more than fisticuffs? I don't want to be like hey man show me what you can do, and also please do it on us, and then he accidentally vaporizes us with necromanctic laser vision or something.

Ahh, fine. Reanimate the chicken, and tell Piecewise to destroy it or render it inert as quickly as possible.

Yes, we need to do this, I didn’t think of that

[King Zultan]

What if his talents are something more than fisticuffs? I don't want to be like hey man show me what you can do, and also please do it on us, and then he accidentally vaporizes us with necromanctic laser vision or something.

Ahh, fine. Reanimate the chicken, and tell Piecewise to destroy it or render it inert as quickly as possible.

I really hope it's laser vision.

+1 I like the sound of laser skeletons.