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methylatedspirit

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #150 on: March 03, 2019, 05:10:22 pm »
Heal self, somehow.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #151 on: March 03, 2019, 07:33:28 pm »
Alright. Now for the next step.

>Using my evilite sword, go raid a dungeon in hopes of finding a bloodthirsting katana with a blue blade. This will be important later on.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #152 on: March 03, 2019, 08:42:32 pm »
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. I can into space? Yesssss.... Somehow manage to punt myself into a stable orbit, and also hopefully not die almost immediately of asphyxiation or freezing to death. Prepare to use myself as a projectile to smack into those pesky humans attacking the dragon.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #153 on: March 04, 2019, 03:08:35 am »
Unleash fireball barrage at the kobolds.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #154 on: March 04, 2019, 07:51:13 am »
Go get one of the fainted Kobolds, then combine with it to heal my self.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #155 on: March 04, 2019, 08:34:07 am »
await revival by cleric.
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #156 on: March 05, 2019, 03:13:24 pm »
Quote from: Pink Dragon
I'll conjure a gold golem to destroy anyone who tries to steal from me.

Roll 6: You conjure a Super Gold Golem!

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I steal the Golden Barbell from the Dragon's Hoard!

Roll 2: You cannot find this particular item in the massive pile of treasure!

Quote from: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on March 03, 2019, 03:06:36 pm
Respawn as a giant white tiger, bite the dragon's throat.

Roll 6: Okay, I guess you are a Giant White Tiger now. You bite the dragon to inflict 40 damage!

Quote from: dragonman7887 on March 03, 2019, 03:44:45 pm
Start a dragon cult that worships me as the Supreme Being. Spread the cult to the far corners of the world.

Roll 2: You try to start a dragon cult, but nobody seems interested. Not even the stupid kobolds!

Quote from: KitRougard on March 03, 2019, 04:05:08 pm
((Well, the idea was that I'm the Purple Dragon, with no relation to the man who Stopped and Dropped by Rolling a 1.))
Aww, what, no breath weapon? Weak. Wait, who the heck's my parent?
Probably that big pink one over there!
Snuggle up to the Pink Dragon.

Roll 4: You go and snuggle up to the Pink Dragon. It didn't make the connection between you and the guy who broke the egg yet it seems.

Quote from: ziizo on March 03, 2019, 04:12:02 pm
consume the kobolds life-force. The pokedex says I can do it.

Roll 2: Everyone knows that pokedex entries aren't literal. Who even makes that crap up anyway?

Quote from: Rockeater on March 03, 2019, 04:36:40 pm
Choke the fire on me by having all the fire around take all the oxygen, ignore the obvious consequences of that.

Roll 2: Well the good news is that you failed to get rid of all the oxygen around you. The fire isn't nearly big enough to completely take all the air. You are starting to burn up now.

Quote from: methylatedspirit on March 03, 2019, 05:10:22 pm
Heal self, somehow.

Roll 5: Um... I guess you use your time bullet to undo the worst of your injuries? Lets go with that.

Quote from: 0crcie_p0rkie_Spal0rkey on March 03, 2019, 07:33:28 pm
Alright. Now for the next step.

>Using my evilite sword, go raid a dungeon in hopes of finding a bloodthirsting katana with a blue blade. This will be important later on.

Roll 4: You find a dungeon. It has four floors and you are now on floor one. Before you is some kind of a sliding block puzzle.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on March 03, 2019, 08:42:32 pm
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. I can into space? Yesssss.... Somehow manage to punt myself into a stable orbit, and also hopefully not die almost immediately of asphyxiation or freezing to death. Prepare to use myself as a projectile to smack into those pesky humans attacking the dragon.

Roll 6: This is a stupid idea and your s- wait. You rolled a six. Okay... you punt yourself up into space. Now what?

Quote from: CABL on March 04, 2019, 03:08:35 am
Unleash fireball barrage at the kobolds.

Roll 3: You unleash a barrage of fireballs at the kobolds. They aren't very powerful but they don't need to be for kobolds. The kobold population is reduced by 3.

Quote from: King Zultan on March 04, 2019, 07:51:13 am
Go get one of the fainted Kobolds, then combine with it to heal my self.

Roll 3: I guess you sort of start eating one of them. You slightly heal. The kobold wakes up and starts screaming its head off.

Quote from: Dustan Hache on March 04, 2019, 08:34:07 am
await revival by cleric.

Roll 2: The cleric is just sort of fiddling with their inventory right now.


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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #157 on: March 05, 2019, 04:06:50 pm »
I dig below the dragon and choke the flames
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #158 on: March 05, 2019, 04:11:22 pm »
point out that in the animé, manga and pokken game litwicks and their evolutions can steal enemies life-force.
Then eat the kobolds to evolve.
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Quote from: NRDL on May 04, 2017, 11:16:07 pm
GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #159 on: March 05, 2019, 04:12:53 pm »
Summon a Giant Eastern Green Dragon to help me, then double team the Pink Dragon.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #160 on: March 06, 2019, 06:31:42 am »
>Cast Puzzleus Deletus on the puzzle. If that doesn't work, try to solve it.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #161 on: March 06, 2019, 06:38:34 am »
Use screwdriver magic to fix self.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #162 on: March 06, 2019, 06:45:19 am »
offer to help sort the cleric’s inventory in exchange for a revive.
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #163 on: March 06, 2019, 07:50:38 am »
Keep eating the kobold, then eat other kobolds until I turn into a kobold.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #164 on: March 06, 2019, 09:33:24 am »
Breathe a flame hot enough to melt the gold golem.
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.
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