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Author Topic: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!  (Read 34562 times)

Supernerd

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #120 on: February 28, 2019, 08:18:54 pm »
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I'll incinerate these intruders with my Fire Breath!

Roll 6: You burn every single intruder! And most of the Magna snakes. And like 10 of your stupidest kobolds.

Quote from: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on February 27, 2019, 10:39:19 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! BECOME A HULKING RAGE MONSTER AND BIT OFF THE DRAGON'S EAR!

Roll 4: You transform into a Rage Monster and bite the Pink Dragon to deal 11 damage. You fail to escape from the dragon's fire breath and are now badly hurt and on fire! Your previous summons have also been incinerated!

Quote from: methylatedspirit on February 28, 2019, 01:26:49 am
Heal self using mind powers and screwdriver-like objects.

Roll 3: You manage to repair yourself using your screwdriver somehow. You're still hurt, but due to unrelated injuries caused by fire breath. You are also on fire too.

Quote from: Rockeater on February 28, 2019, 02:48:33 am
Paint my belly pink and show it to the Kobolds.

Roll 4: You paint your belly pink. Just as the kobolds are considering it, the Pink Dragon breathes fire in your direction. The kobold missionaries around you are incinerated, but they shield you from the worst of the fire breath. You're still set on fire by this however.

Quote from: ziizo on February 28, 2019, 05:35:37 am
convince a kobold that using a air pump to inflate me would kill me.

Roll 2: Just as the kobold goes to use the pump, they are incinerated by dragonfire. Great, now you are pancaked AND on fire!

Quote from: King Zultan on February 28, 2019, 05:59:04 am
Feed the baby Pink Dragon some candy, then convince the Psionic Phantom that the dragon is a better host than I am.

Roll 4: You float upside-down to feed the baby Pink Dragon some candy, and manage to cram some into its mouth. It then spits it back out into your face. And then the big Pink Dragon burns you up with its fire breath! You are now badly hurt and also on fire. The psionic spirit is also on fire.

Quote from: Coolrune206 on February 28, 2019, 06:39:57 am
Okay, specifically slap Angry_Demon_Noises to death with the aid of the conservationists. Ignore my own injury.

Roll 1: You get incinerated by the Pink Dragon's dragonfire, and your conservationist allies get singed as well. You ignore your injuries which makes them worse. You are now in the process of burning to death!

Quote from: C00kra_tenbread on February 28, 2019, 06:42:04 am
>Sit my minigun on a rock or some other flat surface to mount it on and carefully aim it at the Pink Dragon. Pull the trigger afterwards.

Roll 5: You cautiously put the defective monstrosity of a gun onto a flat-ish rock then pull the trigger. The recoil from the gun is so powerful that the minigun then rockets into a stone wall and explodes! At least the Pink Dragon took 60 damage from the bullets that actually went in its general direction though. This all happens before the Pink Dragon turns to you with its fire breath. You are now hurt, and on fire!

Quote from: Dustan Hache on February 28, 2019, 07:05:14 am
go find a cleric to teach me healing magics now!

Roll 3: You manage to find a fledgling cleric. Then the Pink Dragon burns you to death with its fire breath. The cleric is also hurt by this.

Quote from: CABL on February 28, 2019, 09:46:47 am
Evolve into a Giant Eagle, then kill all of the kobold missionaries.

Roll 4: You evolve into a slightly larger normal eagle, and finish off the injured dying kobold missionaries. The Pink Dragon's fire gets to you. You are now hurt and on fire!

Quote from: dragonman7887 on February 28, 2019, 10:14:52 am
Well, if there's only one warning it can't be too bad. Steal King Zultan's candy and give my baby Pink Dragon a treat.

Roll 2: You fail to steal anything, and are probably better off for it. You are not however, better off from the big Pink Dragon's fire breath! You are now hurt and on fire! Fortunately the baby Pink Dragon was not harmed by the fire.

Quote from: KitRougard on February 28, 2019, 07:48:47 pm
Paint Pink egg Dark Teal again!

Roll 3: You partially repaint the Pink Dragon egg before you get hit by the dragonfire which obviously means that the egg is only Purple now. You are now hurt and on fire!

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« Last Edit: March 03, 2019, 02:34:05 pm by Supernerd »
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #121 on: February 28, 2019, 08:24:52 pm »
Use that constant fiery pain to fuel my rage and bulk up to ridiculous levels!
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #122 on: February 28, 2019, 08:27:09 pm »
Burn then come back as a fire/ghost type pokemon.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #123 on: March 01, 2019, 04:15:03 am »
Now I transform into a Giant Eagle Made Out Of Fire, then I'll breathe fire at the kobolds!
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #124 on: March 01, 2019, 04:24:07 am »
Fully embrace the fire, and transform into a flame man.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #125 on: March 01, 2019, 05:09:35 am »
Sacrifice my conservationists to convert the fire that is burning me into an eternal flame of rejuvenation, that constantly heals me as it burns forever.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #126 on: March 01, 2019, 06:06:04 am »
I run to the Pink Dragon, settings him on fire from the fire on me, by that proving I am the realPink Dragon.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #127 on: March 01, 2019, 08:21:21 am »
>Leap into water and apply first aid to myself. Teleport out of the cave for a while so I can prepare to get a really strong sword.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #128 on: March 01, 2019, 08:26:20 am »
Accept the fire and become one with it.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #129 on: March 01, 2019, 11:27:00 am »
Training complete, it's now time to redeem myself! Time to face off against the kobald team, to even the scores!
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #130 on: March 01, 2019, 12:01:01 pm »
have the cleric revive me, then ask to learn their healing magics!
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #131 on: March 01, 2019, 12:13:13 pm »
Well. Become immune to fire and stop burning alive.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #132 on: March 01, 2019, 12:41:09 pm »
Stop.
Drop.
Roll.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #133 on: March 01, 2019, 05:57:51 pm »
Quote from: Pink Dragon
I grab the Pot of Greed to add to my treasury

Roll 3: You swipe the Pot and begin to move to your treasure piles

Quote from: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on February 28, 2019, 08:24:52 pm
Use that constant fiery pain to fuel my rage and bulk up to ridiculous levels!

Roll 1: You use the constant fiery pain to bulk up so large that you explode and die! You'll need to find a way to un-die now.

Quote from: ziizo on February 28, 2019, 08:27:09 pm
Burn then come back as a fire/ghost type pokemon.

Roll 5: Um. You die and become a Litwick apparantly.

Quote from: CABL on March 01, 2019, 04:15:03 am
Now I transform into a Giant Eagle Made Out Of Fire, then I'll breathe fire at the kobolds!

Roll 6: You... Well okay, you did roll a six. You ar enot a Giant Eagle made of Fire. You then proceed to burn up 8 of the Kobolds!

Quote from: methylatedspirit on March 01, 2019, 04:24:07 am
Fully embrace the fire, and transform into a flame man.

Roll 1: You embrace the fire and are burning to death. At least you look like a flame man?

Quote from: Coolrune206 on March 01, 2019, 05:09:35 am
Sacrifice my conservationists to convert the fire that is burning me into an eternal flame of rejuvenation, that constantly heals me as it burns forever.

Roll 5: You sacrifice your conservationists to turn the fire into a flame of rejuvenation. Unfortunately it will not last forever because your sacrifice wasn't immortal.

Quote from: Rockeater on March 01, 2019, 06:06:04 am
I run to the Pink Dragon, settings him on fire from the fire on me, by that proving I am the realPink Dragon.

Roll 3: You try to spread your flame to the Pink Dragon to inflict... 2 damage. None of the kobolds nearby are dumb enough to fall for that.

Quote from: Fl1ppy_H1ppy on March 01, 2019, 08:21:21 am
>Leap into water and apply first aid to myself. Teleport out of the cave for a while so I can prepare to get a really strong sword.

Roll 5: You teleport out of the cave into a pool of water, and manage to heal the worse of your injuries.

Quote from: King Zultan on March 01, 2019, 08:26:20 am
Accept the fire and become one with it.

Roll 2: You do nothing about the fire and are now in the process of burning to death. The psionic phantom finally decides that you're not a good host any longer and floats away.

Quote from: Lenglon on March 01, 2019, 11:27:00 am
Training complete, it's now time to redeem myself! Time to face off against the kobald team, to even the scores!

Roll 3: You go to play Plasmaball against the kobold team for some reason... You play through half the game and are ahead 3 points to 2! And no, I don't know how the fuck plasmaball is even played.

Quote from: Dustan Hache on March 01, 2019, 12:01:01 pm
have the cleric revive me, then ask to learn their healing magics!

Roll 2: The cleric decided that healing themself was a higher priority and you remain dead.

Quote from: dragonman7887 on March 01, 2019, 12:13:13 pm
Well. Become immune to fire and stop burning alive.

Roll 6: Well okay. I guess dragonman7887 is now a... Dragon... Man. You are no longer on fire.

Quote from: KitRougard on March 01, 2019, 12:41:09 pm
Stop.
Drop.
Roll.

Roll 1: You stop living, drop to the ground and roll a one.


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« Last Edit: March 03, 2019, 02:34:46 pm by Supernerd »
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #134 on: March 01, 2019, 06:03:38 pm »
Send the flame of rejuvenation to the pink dragon to heal it.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."
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