I murder the crap out of the filthy egg thieves!
Roll 3: You set out to inflict harm upon the players who stole eggs from you!
Now, I'm no fool, and I know that Dark Teal Dragons are the perfect teammate to a Pink Dragon, so I snuggle up next to the Pink Dragon, egg in hands, hoping it recognizes me as an ally.
Roll 2: There are probably a lot of good reasons why you might be inclined to steal an egg from a
Pink Dragon. A misguided attempt to befriend it is not one of them! The dragon stomps on you and crushes one of your legs, before angrily moving deeper into the cave!
Have my Komodo bite Pinkie to inflict some poison damage!
Roll 5: You send your Komodo Dragon to go and attack the
Pink Dragon's smallest digit. As it turns out, Komodo dragons are not actually poisonous. But they ARE venemous, which is good because that is the effect that would actually be relevant when you bite something! This inflicts 30 damage.
drop my collection of anvils in top of the dragon
Roll 4: You drop a few anvils out of your plane as you fly by but as you do the anvils start to float up towards the ceiling! One of them grazes you as it does so, but fortunately it didn't have much momentum at the time so you aren't too hurt.
Have my drunk guy attack the dragon, while I go recruit a recruiter.
Roll 1: Your poor choice in allies quickly becomes apparant as the drunk guy stabs you in the back with a broken bottle while shouting racial slurs! The recruiter who just happened to be nearby for some reason decided that he wants nothing to do with you.
“Your pathetic anvil magic BETRAYS YOU!”
Reverse the gravity on all anvils, causing them to float off into space and hit ziizo on the way out. no cheesing the boss!
Roll 5: You reverse the gravity of the anvils. There are now several anvils stuck to the roof of the cave. Might take some additional effort if you want them to get all the way to space though.
Search for screws on the dragon's foot. If present, loosen them, if not, keep stabbing the foot, applying a twisting motion while pulling the screwdriver out.
Roll 3: You see no screws so you just stab at the
Pink Dragon to inflict 6 more damage. The dragon then moved out of easy melee range!
BE
Roll 5: You exist. Yay for you!
Get a bigger gun and shoot the dragon, if I can't find a bigger one just shoot it with the one I already have.
Roll 3: You make your gun a bit bigger by attaching a silencer to it. Its no more powerful, but technically bigger now. You then shoot the dragon for 5 damage.
Climb to the cavern ceiling and try and knock some stalactites directly above the Pink Dragon.
Roll 6: You manage to climb up there and knock down a load-bearing stalactite. How is that a thing? Anti-gravity probably has something to do with it! The
Pink Dragon takes a total of 63 damage from the resulting collapse!
Hatch the Pink Dragon egg in a secluded area, away from the Pink Dragon.
Roll 6: You somehow manage to escape the
Pink Dragon's notice despite the fact that it is actively searching for you, and the egg has hatched! There is now a baby
Pink Dragon.
Proudly raise my "I <3 Dragons" sign and stand between the fighters and the dragon, putting myself easily in harms way of both. Proselytize to the adventurers about how cute and adorable and harmless dragons are, then try to befriend the dragon.
Roll 1: You decide that it would be prudent for you to get between the
Pink Dragon and the guy who stole its egg. You get stomped on hard, and are now as flat as a pancake!
>Give the Purple Cybernetic Worm a healthbar. As for myself, obtain a minigun but with a catch. Normally, when you pull a minigun (or any other non-shotgun firearm for that matter), only one bullet comes out. There's nothing stopping me from having all bullets in the minigun's belt fire at once. But I'll need to make those several hundred rounds count. Use teleportation to safely do both tasks.
Roll 1: Well... The good news is that you managed to get the health bar over to the Cybernetic Purple Worm. The bad news is that you teleported directly inside of said worm in order to do so! You are now being digested by the Cybernetic Purple Worm. To make matters worse, you couldn't obtain a minigun inside the worm! What kind of two-bit worm is this anyway?
Start digging a hole
Roll 3: You begin to carve out a tunnel. You only make a bit of progress as the stone here is pretty rugged.
0cra_tr0per: Is engulfed by a Cybernetic Purple Worm
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Has a gold-colored Komodo dragon as an ally.
Coolrune206: Is as flat as a pancake
dragonman7887: Stole a Pink Dragon Egg
King Zultan: Has a gun
KitRougard: Stole a Dark Teal Dragon Egg, has a crushed leg.
Yoink: In posession of 2 sniper rifles
ziizo: Is in a plane
There are several anti-gravity anvils on the ceiling
Baby Pink Dragon
Cybernetic Purple Worm: 190/200
Some Drunk Guy
Pink Dragon: 4741/5000 HP.
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