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Author Topic: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!  (Read 34507 times)

Supernerd

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Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« on: February 21, 2019, 12:26:24 am »

Turn 0

You and your allies arrive at the infamous Cavern of almost but not quite certain doom within the Theoretically Infinite Mountain Range. You have been tasked with slaying the mighty Pink Dragon, which now stands right in front of you! You have a feeling that this is going to get Incredibly Silly.

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« Last Edit: February 21, 2019, 12:28:26 am by Supernerd »
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2019, 04:57:33 am »

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2019, 05:12:31 am »

Shoot it with a gun.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2019, 05:55:13 am »

GO FIND THE BRIEFCASE STASHED NEARBY FOR ME BY THE ICA (INTERNATIONAL CONTRACT AGENCY), OPEN IT AND BEGIN ASSEMBLING THE SNIPER RIFLE WITHIN
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2019, 06:03:42 am »

Charge into it.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2019, 06:45:01 am »

Drive my plane above the dragon and drop a piano on top of it.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2019, 07:45:15 am »

>Turn the dragon into a really large and long purple cybernetic worm. Watch as !!FUN!! ensues while I sit back.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2019, 08:27:32 am »

Following the instructions from the renowned guidebook ,"How to Train Your (Pink) Dragon", I tame the dragon.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2019, 08:36:45 am by dragonman7887 »
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2019, 03:24:57 pm »

Punch it with my teeth.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2019, 03:47:31 pm »

Use cool martial arts to break it's teeth
« Last Edit: February 21, 2019, 04:44:40 pm by ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES »
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2019, 03:52:31 pm »

break the fourth wall, thereby exposing the framework of the RTD and changing the area to forum thread of roll to Slay the Pink Dragon! Within the Theoretically infinite Roll to Dodge board of the 12th Bay!
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2019, 04:05:06 pm »

Gather an army to fight the dragon.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2019, 05:32:29 pm »

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Roll 2: This roll is generally a fail, but you don't need to roll particularly well to just stand around drooling.

Shoot it with a gun.

Roll 3: You whip out your gun and take a shot at the Pink Dragon The bullet fails to pierce its tough scales and you only inflict 5 damage.

GO FIND THE BRIEFCASE STASHED NEARBY FOR ME BY THE ICA (INTERNATIONAL CONTRACT AGENCY), OPEN IT AND BEGIN ASSEMBLING THE SNIPER RIFLE WITHIN

Roll 6: You take the parts from your case and assemble your sniper rifle. Then you take the case itself and use that to craft a second sniper rifle!

Charge into it.

Roll 4: You just sort of charge at the Pink Dragon. Bonk! That is the sound of you running into one of the dragon's legs. This didn't actually hurt the dragon, but you got into melee range.

Drive my plane above the dragon and drop a piano on top of it.

Roll 5: You get into your plane and take off. As it turns out, the Pink Dragon is inside of a cave; but the cave is so big you can still fly your plane into it! The piano crashes into the Pink Dragon's head to inflict 35 damage!

>Turn the dragon into a really large and long purple cybernetic worm. Watch as !!FUN!! ensues while I sit back.

Roll 3: You tell the Pink Dragon to turn around. It only turns its head and notices the nearby purple cybernetic worm.

Following the instructions from the renowned guidebook ,"How to Train Your (Pink) Dragon", I tame the dragon.

Roll 1: You take out your book and start to read it. Page one says "For the love of god, don't try to tame a Pink Dragon while people are actively trying to slay it. If the Pink Dragon sees you while people are trying to slay it, it will never listen to you even if you try again in the future."

Oh, and the Pink Dragon is looking right at you. Oops.

Punch it with my teeth.

Roll 3: You try to punch the Pink Dragon with your teeth, which I guess is sort of like a headbutt with your mouth? You inflict 4 damage to the dragon, and now your teeth hurt.

Use cool martial arts to break it's teeth

Roll 4: You do some kind of spinning flying kick or something and kick at the Pink Dragon's head. You inflict 11 damage, and only manage to sort of chip its teeth.

break the fourth wall, thereby exposing the framework of the RTD and changing the area to forum thread of roll to Slay the Pink Dragon! Within the Theoretically infinite Roll to Dodge board of the 12th Bay!

Roll 4: Okay? But that doesn't actually change anything, fourth wall or not.

Gather an army to fight the dragon.

Roll 3: You aren't very persuasive, but you do manage to convince a particularly drunk guy to help you out.

Quote from: Pink Dragon
I kill these insolent intruders with my claws

Roll 1: You miss, and end up hitting the Cybernetic Purple Worm instead. You get splashed by battery stomach acid or something and take 10 damage!

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« Last Edit: February 22, 2019, 08:45:17 am by Supernerd »
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2019, 05:41:18 pm »

Stab the dragon repeatedly in the closest foot with a sharpened flathead screwdriver.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2019, 05:48:55 pm »

Scream "LEEEEROOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS" as loud as I can and sucker punch the dragon right in the face.
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