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Author Topic: SPAM-Com - Cmdr Komi "Redshirt" Akashatsu. Mission Accomplished!  (Read 4758 times)

Kashyyk

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You charge forwards, bellowing a war cry that your are ears are still too deafened to hear. Clearly some of your squad were in a better position though and the trees light up with gunfire and torchlight.

You leap over a small bush and land near the downed UFO, to your right, mere metres away, is a small tan figure clutching a smooth metallic orb. A pair of mandibles topped with far too many eyes turns to look at you as you raise your rifle.

A) Take the shot. And a few more
B) Tackle and disarm it
C) Order it to surrender
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King Zultan

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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B! we need data, and what better way to get it than to beat an alien unconcious with our fists?
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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I say shoot it deAd
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Scream all you want
They don't understand
Your Comic Sans font
A language of another land

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We don't even know if these guys CAN be knocked out yet.

Well, lets try anyway!

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Before the alien has a chance to react, you riddle it with bullets.

Your rifle thunders in your ear, reminding you that you can now hear things again. You quickly grab your radio and tell your squad to stop shooting at the bush you're standing behind, and then request a sitrep.

No more hostiles seem to be in the immediate area. Four of your squad are dead, and three more are wounded, leaving nine, plus yourself, in a fit state to continue. All but one of the casualties were from the explosion, the last tripped over in the dark and broke his leg.

Whilst the wounded receive the delicate attention of a gruff combat medic still wired with Adrenalin, you review your options:

What should be done with the wounded?
A) Have them carried back to the dropship and then hurried back to base, we'll wait for the recovery team
B) Have the dropship land nearby, load up the wounded then send them back to base
C) They'll have to hold out until we're done here

What should be done about the crashsite?
A) Search the UFO
B) Sweep the surrounding area
C) Hold tight and wait for the recovery team
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Dustan Hache

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B, then A. we need to secure the UFO, as there might be surviving Xrays inside waiting to ambush any recovery team we bring in.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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B, then A. we need to secure the UFO, as there might be surviving Xrays inside waiting to ambush any recovery team we bring in.
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

King Zultan

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B, then A. we need to secure the UFO, as there might be surviving Xrays inside waiting to ambush any recovery team we bring in.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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B, then A. we need to secure the UFO, as there might be surviving Xrays inside waiting to ambush any recovery team we bring in.
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+1, sort of. We shouldn't wait for the dropship to arrive , especially not if the UFO has any working weapons (unlikely, sure, but still possible.) So it should be B and A simultaneously.
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I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.
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