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ChairmanPoo

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How many eyebrows do you have?
« on: January 31, 2019, 12:48:09 pm »

Self explanatory. It just occured to me it might be an interesting populational survey.
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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2019, 01:07:22 pm »

What about those of us with more than two?
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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2019, 01:12:17 pm »

Start looking for good trimmers would be my advice
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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2019, 01:15:08 pm »

What if one has a monobrow, but it's somewhat weak in the center, so as to their number of eyebrow varies between one and two depending the season? Eyebrow number is a spectrum. This poll is binarybrow normative, get woke

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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2019, 01:56:42 pm »

What if one has a monobrow, but it's somewhat weak in the center, so as to their number of eyebrow varies between one and two depending the season? Eyebrow number is a spectrum. This poll is binarybrow normative, get woke
This is kinda what I was thinking, but with more sleepiness. If you have 2 1/2 eyebrows, and then they grow some more, they become 1 eyebrow. Which doesn't make a lot of sense.


Also a dude I knew from the army died in a car crash recently, and his two defining features were his unending rage and his monobrow. So this is probably insensitive, somehow.

It was a head-on collision. But yet, the monobrow could not save him.

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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2019, 02:21:53 pm »

What if one has a monobrow, but it's somewhat weak in the center, so as to their number of eyebrow varies between one and two depending the season? Eyebrow number is a spectrum. This poll is binarybrow normative, get woke
This is kinda what I was thinking, but with more sleepiness. If you have 2 1/2 eyebrows, and then they grow some more, they become 1 eyebrow. Which doesn't make a lot of sense.


Also a dude I knew from the army died in a car crash recently, and his two defining features were his unending rage and his monobrow. So this is probably insensitive, somehow.

It was a head-on collision. But yet, the monobrow could not save him.
The monobrow is mightier than the sword. Unfortunately cars are not swords.
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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2019, 02:29:39 pm »

I've got three, my beard actually extends inside of my head up behind my face to my brow, it's kinda horrifying really when you think about it.
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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2019, 02:31:04 pm »

You all talk the talk, but only one of you voted as a monobrowist.

At any rate I have two eyebrows, as the gods meant people to have
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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2019, 02:31:12 pm »

Dragons don't have eyebrows.
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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2019, 02:33:25 pm »

Dragons don't have eyebrows.

Spyro shows us otherwise. Who we gonna trust, the actual dragon or the entity who may only be pretending to be one on the internet?
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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2019, 02:34:46 pm »

You all talk the talk, but only one of you voted as a monobrowist.

At any rate I have two eyebrows, as the gods meant people to have
I have two eyebrows, but not by much. Maybe if I had more hair on my face.
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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2019, 02:38:48 pm »

My chin hair is about half an inch away from joining together with my nape hair. I'm not sure what that counts as, other than morbidly fascinating.

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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2019, 05:56:19 pm »

I wish they would not fall out so they could keep getting longer.   >:( I'm jealous of the Monarch's eyebrows.

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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2019, 06:06:53 pm »

It's interesting that so far about 1 in five people are eyebrow-handicapped with the data available...
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Re: How many eyebrows do you have?
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2019, 07:06:34 pm »

It's a pity that monobrows are out of fashion tbh, I wonder at what century they'll return to prestigious singularity
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