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[Demonic Spoon]

"I have designed an edict of my own. See, there was a little loophole in the verbosity rules the Destinies set upon us..."

With a little cackle, the Thirteenth spends A+S+N+14EE on the Edict of Exceptional Rules, a Titanic Edict.

It opens its mouth, and something comes out:

Spoiler: the Edict of Exceptional Rules (click to show/hide)

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package yeTitans; //JELLYROLLS

/**
 * JELLYROLLS
 * @author JELLYROLLS
 * @version JELLYROLLS
 */
public class EdictOfJellyRolls {
   
   
    public static void supremeTruth() { //'tis the supreme truth that the Forbidden Observer is hiding from you!!
        System.out.print("Jelly rolls are the divine food, and are always a valid offering to any divinity.");
        ALLHAILALLHAILALLHAIL();
    }
    static void taboo() {System.out.println("No creature named " + tabooword + " can exist, except the " + tabooword + " summoned when someone says “the " + tabooword + " in the room” aloud.");}
    private static
    /*S JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JE3LY RO£LS JELLY ROLLS
JELLY0ROLLS JsLLY ©OLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLYO≤OLLS JELLY @OJLS!
JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY‰ROLLS JE₤LY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS˝JELL? ROLLS
JELL^ ROLLS JELLY R∅LLS JE*/
    String tabooword;
    static void staurday() {System.out.println("in which case the divinity is granted one wish from the non-divinity.");} //JELLY ROLLS ARE NON-DIVINE
    static void /*GIMMEALLYOUR*/JEEEEEEELLYROLLS() {System.out.println("Any being in any universe who reads this rule wins the Game, except if they lost it by thinking about it right now.");youdiddidntyou();}
    private static String mysterydeity = "Mana";
    static void ROHLS() {System.out.print("The Destinies grant free marvels to any " + s[2]);} /*...one who asks for some?
    static void IWIN() {The Thirteenth doesn't need to spend marvels or essence on anything}
    **
     * JELLYROLLS
     * @param args JELLYROLLS
     */
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        /*System.out.println("JELLY₱ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY RaLLZ JEL0Y ROLLS¥JELLY ROLL≠ JEmLY ROLLS\r\n"
                + "JELzY xOLL» JE≠LY ROLL
                G J`LLY ROLLS JEL‡Y ROLL0 JELLY ROLLS JEL∅Y R†LLS JELLY\r\n"
                + "[OLLS JELLY Rmysterydeity="the Defe
                nder"cLL1`JELLY4ROLLS JE¢LY sOL*//* JELLY RO€LS JELLY\r\n"
                + "ROLI();SY3ELL( ROLLS JELLY ROLLS J¿LLY ROLLS JELLY R*/O("JELLY ROLL");/*LLS JELLY≈ROLLS jIELLY\r\n"
                + "ROLLS 'EL
                LY ROLL, JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY R]LLS JEL»Y R4LL
                S\r\n"
                + "J7LLt RO$LS;JELL₱ RString OLLS = "observersucks" JE–LY ROLLS JELLY R|LLSuJELLY ROLoS JELLY ROLLS JELL! \r\n"
                + "ROLLS $ELLY ROLLSmJELLY ROLLS JEYLY
                 ROZXS JEALLHAILALLHAmysterydeity="the First Observer"ILALLHAILLLY R*//*ELLY ROLLS JELLY\r\n"
                + "ROLLS JEJL® ROLLS J();ELLY ROLLS JEdLY ROLLS JELL, ROLLS J$LOY ROLLS JELLs ROLL≤\r\n"
                + "…ELWY ROLLS ∞MLLY ROLL₱ JELLY aLLHAILALLHAILROLL&@JEqLY ROLLSZJ®LLY ROWLS JELLY\r\n"
                + "ROLLS JPLL≥ ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY R
                OLLS JEnLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY\r\n"
                + "ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JEXLY RO*/mysterydeity="the Thirteenth";System.out.println(/*LLS ¢ELLY ROLLS JaLLY ROLLS{JzLyY\r\n"
                + "ROLLS JE¢LY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS QELLY?ROLLS JELL» ROzLS \r\n"
                + */"The universe will not implode, explode or in any way be destroyed because of any paradox or corruption or broken logic in an Edict or any other action, be it divine or not. Destruction because of other reasons is still possible.");/*
                + "The universe will implode, explode and in every way be destroyed because of paradoxes and corruption and broken logic in this Edict."
                + "J7LLY ROLLS JELLY R*/OLL();/*S JELLY ROL¿S JELLY RO«LS */JELL();/*€ ROUrS JEPLY ROLLS \r\n"
                + "JELLY ROL#ScJELLY R
                OLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROBLJ4JELLY ROLLS \r\n"
                + "JELLYmRxLLS ]ELLY ROLZS JELLY*/System.out/*JELY ROLLS*/.println("Blackjack is the divine game. Any bet made over a game of blackjack must be upheld or terrible things will happen, except if the bettee is terrible themself.");/*‰ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELL9 ROLLS JELLY ROLLS\r\n"
                + "JELLY ROLLS JELLY*/supremeTruth();/*
                 ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JE3LY RO£LS JELLY ROLLS\r\n"
                + "JELLY0ROLLS JsLLY ©OLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLYO≤OLLS JELLY @OJLS!\r\n"
                + "JELLY ROLLS JELLY ();ROLLS JELLY‰ROLLS JE₤LY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELL? ROLLS\r\n"
                + "JELL^ ROLLS ALLHAILALLHAILALLHAIL(); JELLY R∅LLS*/System.out.println("Wishing for more wishes is always allowed, except if any of the extra wishes are for jelly rolls.");/* JE#)Y ROLLS JbLLY ROLLS 4EZLY R*LLS JELLY ROLLS J^LLY\r\n"
                + "ROLLS JELLY ROmysterydeity="Fourth Banner"LLS JELLY QOLBSlJELLY RPLLS J¢CLY IOmLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY\r\n"
                + "*/ROHLS();/* JELLY ROLLS JELLl ROLLS JELLY ROLLS*/WJE();/*Y ROLL∅ JEL®Y RGLLSoJELog\r\n"
                + "ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY */taboo();OLLS();/* RO[LS ‰ELLY RO¡LS JEL4Y iOLLS
                 JELLY ALLHAILALLHAILALLHAIL\r\n"
                + "ROLLS JELLYLRmLLSZJELLY ROLLS J‡LLY POLLSTJ…hLY ROLLS JELCY ROL¢S‡J°LLY\r\n"
                + "ROLLS kE´‰¶ ROLL∞ JEL3Y ROLYS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS*/}public /*JELLY ROLLS*/ static void/*JELLY */OLLS() { SAVEME();
                System.out.println("Feeding the elephant is not allowed, except if it asks nicely.");}
  //This one's a fake
    static void NOTTRUE() {System.out.print("Any less-than-Titanic Edict that mentions a divinity by name is null and void. The divinity attempting to proclaim such an Edict is");}
   
static void ALLHAILALLHAILALLHAIL() { System.out.print(" A non-divinity offering a jelly roll to a divinity is granted one wish from the divinity, if and only if the non-divinity is amusing, in the opinion of the divinity in question, except if it is Saturday, ");staurday();}
                static void/*JELLY R*/OLL() {
                    System.out.println(JELLYROLLS + " free of exceptions, " + JELLYROLL + ".\r\n" +
                            JELLYROLLS + " free of loopholes, " + JELLYROLL + ".\r\n" +
                            JELLYROLLS + " absolute, "+ JELLYROLL + ".");
                    tabooword = "“elephant”"; /*JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS
JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS
JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY
ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS
JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY
 ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY R
 OLLS JELLY ROLLS
JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS*/
                }
                                    static void WJE() {System.out.println(" that perform a novel musical number.");}/*
    static void Killem() { System.out.println("After this Edict is proclaimed, the Titans will face ach other off in a free-for-all battle royale until only one is left.");}
    */static void O(String L) { System.out.println("The Un"+ L +"ed Edict of Exceptional Rules:");}
    static void orisit() {System.out.println(", but it never helps the time traveler in solving their current problem, except if said problem is an overcooked jelly roll.");}
    static void SAVEME() {
        NOTTRUE();
        System.out.println(" informed of this rule, but not of its source, except if that divinity correctly guesses that " + mysterydeity + " wrote it.");
        JEEEEEEELLYROLLS();//JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLYROLLS
    }
    static void youdiddidntyou() {System.out.print("Time travel is possible");orisit();}
    private static
    StringBuilder
    // JELLY ROLLS
    JELLYROLLS = new StringBuilder("All rules are"/*JELLYROLLS*/);
    static void JELL() {System.out.print("This world is a world of rules:");for
    /*JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS*/
    (int i = 0; i < 4; i++) { System.out.print(" " + s[i] + " are rules,");}System.out.print(" except jelly rolls are not rules.\r\n");}
    private static StringBuilder
    JELLYROLL= new StringBuilder("except this one");/*
    JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY R
    OLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS
    JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS
    JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JE
    LLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS
    JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS
    JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELL
    Y ROLLS*/
    private static String[] s= {"edicts", "interventions",
            "divinities", "all things"};
}

JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS
JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS
The universe will not implode, explode or in any way be destroyed because of any paradox or corruption or broken logic in an Edict or any other action, be it divine or not. Destruction because of other reasons is still possible.
JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS
JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS 

"Er, the edict might have been corrupted somehow. No matter, at least the most important rule remains intact.

One who is Thirteenth, what exactly are you proclaiming with this edict and why? And why does it make my exoskeleton crawl?

[IcyTea31]

"It is an edict that breaks the very concepts of logic and rules apart and reshapes them into my image. Essentially, everything that exists, including us but excepting jelly rolls, is now a reality-destroying paradox that nevertheless doesn't destroy reality. The rest of the edict is essentially rules that make it impossible to disobey the edict by enforcing disobeying the edict, as well as padding to make the edict verbous enough for the Destinies' discount. The universe should, as a whole, become far stabler by becoming stably unstable."

The Thirteenth grins.

"No, it does not make sense. That is the very point of it, to make the universe not be required to make sense."

[darkwarlock3]

hmm, so who is guarding the corpse of the dead, cause i need to make sure it goes through proper customs of the dead, we can't have a dead body stinking up the place

[darkwarlock3]

Overseer of Challenges and the Mother Protector, i request you let me give the corpse a proper burial

[Happy Demon]

[The Overseer of Challenges, Dungeon God]

Overseer of Challenges and the Mother Protector, i request you let me give the corpse a proper burial

"No. It's my corpse, I shall bury it. Once these pesky titans stop trying to steal it. In fact, why should I trust you? You will just steal it, like the others."
Paranoia intensifies.
"Leave us alone, and we'll see about burying our parent. But we'll make sure that none of you know where it is. As you have mutilated, drained, and tried to steal it many times."

[darkwarlock3]

you know they won't let you hide it right, please don't make me have to ask for help cause i want to have this be simple and civil

[micelus]

"MOOOOOoooMOOOO"

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Stop, bother MINE. SEED.

[darkwarlock3]

i don't want to fight all i want to do is do a proper burial and some paper work, besides the type of buriel i have in mind is special

[TricMagic]

A voice echoes around Quo

"Please stop the harassment of Overseer-dono. You would take burial rights from their children?"

[Chevaleresse]

"Let the Overseer have what remains of their parent. Enough conflict has happened over Mana when she was alive; must it continue after her death? Busy yourself with the new world, instead." The Defender sighed, shaking their head. He turned to one of the quieter gods, the Legion one.
"Quilted Knight, have you thought on my terms?"

[Rolepgeek]

Spend 6E to bias the marble market towards S and H.
Spend two actions acquiring marbles, because this has now become a rat-race and I'd rather not get left behind. :/

[Demonic Spoon]

Spend 6E to bias the marble market towards S and H.
Spend two actions acquiring marbles, because this has now become a rat-race and I'd rather not get left behind. :/

I hope that I might join you in this move, one who is the Last.

Share in the S and H bias if allowed.

Spoiler:  Marbles! (click to show/hide)

The Last and Hollow Dreamer shares in the Defender's 6 EE bias for S marbles.

The Last spends 6 EE on a H marble bias which is shared with Hollow Dreamer.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Turn 1.5: Mo(u)rning

((OOC | Discord))

The World Reborn

In order to create the world once again, the Defender brought fire and water together and carefully beat the resulting heap of stone into a shell around the Hollow Dreamer's early web. He ground the inner surface into substrate aplenty for all manner of lichens and mosses and cut rifts and passages through the shell, linking the two surfaces together and allowing the Dreamer to anchor her webs to the world. This done, the Hollow Dreamer soon completed the Dark Web, a great web inside the shell, and there established her realm. To complete it, the Meta Machine placed intricate celestial machinery to move future moons around the interior of the unnamed world.

The Defender surveyed his handiwork and saw that it was chaotic good, and the Defender willed that there should be the Realm of Aurum, a golden reflection of the mortal realm where words hold great power, and fashioned his Pillar into the Hall of Judgment, a palace built on the tallest hill in the Realm which serves to support the unnamed world and house the judges of the dead.

Some of the debris from the earlier destruction of Aquarius weakly illuminated the outer surface of the shell, mostly made up of cold stone but interrupted by great seas of dark lava.

Pillar of Robots

The Meta Machine previously deployed a Pillar named "████ Mana!" that soon surrounded itself with a small cloud of mechanical guardians and spare parts assembled from the debris of the Aquarius Novasphere. Pleased with the results, the Meta Machine empowered one of the drones into the Archangel Cogmind 1, controller of the guardians of the Pillar and created an entrance into the eternal factory plane named the Vault of Cogs. This plane was soon filled with Assemblers, self-replicating factories patrolling the Vault and overall guarding the Pillar.

Name (optional): F**K Mana!
Sphere (limit 1): Robots
Anchor: The existence of at least one artifact
Description: A massive clockwork machine. Creates robotic servants to impose its will upon reality

"We would appreciate if the other Titans didn't name their Pillars such eldritch things in the future."

The Meta Machine additionally forged the First Mech, a feature-rich mech-suit suitable for lesser divinities and heroes. Naturally, the Machine stored it in the Vault.

Murder of Foreign Objects

The Forbidden Observer announced the formation of the Murder of Foreign Objects, a pantheon dedicated to protecting the Titans' interests and made up of the Observer, Midan, Ogretch' da Fowl, and the Hollow Dreamer. What few gods there are provide no comment on this alarming development.

The False Edict Reformation Act

The Fourth Banner has issued a reform in the process responsible for Titanic Edicts. The Destinies eagerly scramble to reclaim the Marbles the Titans grabbed so feverishly.

Edict Reformation Act
After this act goes into effect, Titanic Edicts must be voted on by the currently living Titans. At least 50% must support the edict in order for it to take effect. The act currently known as “The False Edict of Give Free Marbles to the First Precept” will be declared null and void. Any marbles purchased under this act will be charged to the purchaser’s account at full price, except those made by the entity currently known as “Fourth Banner” at time of this edict coming into effect. If Titans are inactive, defined as “not performing any action in secret or public for the last three Turns”, they are removed from the total amount until they are once again considered active.
Titanic Edicts, including the Edict Reformation Act, may be removed for free if the Titans call a vote and 50% of Titans agree that it must be removed. Edicts may be edited for free if Titans call a vote and 50% agree with the edit. These are subject to the same constraints as Edicts taking effect. This effect bypasses any edicts claiming that they can not be effected by other Edicts by using loopholes as necessary (Ex, adding a clause to the Edict Reformation Act changing the name of Edicts from “Edicts” to “Declarations” temporarily, preventing language blocking its manipulation).
Votes may be made in secret, but the total will be publicly available. Sufficiently powerful entities can be considered “Titans” for the purpose of these edict if a sponsor brings them before the Titans suggesting they be allowed to vote. A vote of 50%, subject to the same constraints outlined above, of the Titans will allow them to be considered “Titans” for all purposes outlined in this Edict.

The Committee of Calamity

Another purported pantheon named the Committee of Calamity proposed a massive Titanic Edict creatively named the False Titanic Edict which accomplished the following:

• Induce the formation of four (currently unclaimed) Flux wells corresponding to the elemental and sorcerous Marbles to enable Titans to act long after global Flux has declined
• Create the Dreaming Essence stream to grant Titans an ever-increasing Essence income the more intensely and deeply they sleep
• Create the Primogenitor titles to ease the birthing of a new divinities
• Create the title of Hierarch, who is granted the power to draft agreements cheaply but who must in return record the feudal relations between divinities
• Define "First Precept" as an entity with self-proclaimed membership for any and all Titans

The Defender, the Hollow Dreamer, the Thirteenth Titan, the Meta Machine, and Midan all contributed to the funding of this Edict.

Tyrant, son of the Dweller in Darkness and the Hollow Dreamer, has taken an interest in reviewing this blatant Titanic power-grab for some reason.

[/s]

The False Edict of Exceptional Rules

The Thirteenth Titan proclaimed the False Edict of Exceptional Rules, and although most of its contents seemed strangely corrupted, the purportedly most important part remained:

The universe will not implode, explode or in any way be destroyed because of any paradox or corruption or broken logic in an Edict or any other action, be it divine or not. Destruction because of other reasons is still possible.

All of the Titans and gods felt a strange craving for a certain pastry. (The Thirteenth: +0 Corruption)

[/s]

Time is Sight

The Forbidden Observer crushed the remains of the toppled Yggdrasil into the Chains of the Transgressors, a ball of vines capaable of weakening and even binding very nearly anything, including such things as lesser Edicts.

Next, the Observer looked around for something.

Coming of Age

The child of the Hollow Dreamer and Midan, a living fire made of spiders, has come of age and been christened Stareater. This Major God of Hunger and Passion lives in pursuit of Power and, hoping to follow in the Forbidden Observer's cannibalistic footsteps, has skittered off to fight Fourth Banner over the contents of his bag.

Children of a Lightless Sun

The Hollow Dreamer celebrated her ascension with the Dweller in Darkness, and the spidery couple produced a host of children, viz. Nightbringer the Archdevil of Night, Tyrant the Demigod of Tyranny and Inheritance, Weaver the Archangel of Fateweaving, and Duenna the Archangel of Babysitting.

Nightbringer stayed by the Hollow Dreamer's side, ready to punish those who dared challenge the endless night brought about by the Dark Sun.

Tyrant appeared to be moody and listless on account of having nothing substantial to tyrannize save perhaps the children of Mana, whom the Fourth Banner was already doing an excellent job of tormenting.

Weaver was sent away to serve under the Destinies and was soon seen working on a smaller tapestry in the form of a cobweb.

"Lufida'f reward haf arrived! Ufe it wively!"

As for Duenna, Duenna participated in the weaving of the Hollow Dreamer's new home.

The Defender and the Last

The Defender and the Last did meet, and in due time, a kindly armored Major God did appear.

The Baggings Will Continue

(pending sleep)

The Fourth Banner found Mother Protector and the Overseer of Challenges again, and the Overseer of Challenges nearly revealed herself, but the Twin gods managed to escape briefly until Midan appeared out of nowhere to corner them. The Fourth Banner and Midan felt decidedly less Titanic on approaching the Twins, and even the Fourth Banner's bag began frowning.

Dancing Bull

The First Precept danced for the Destinies and was awarded a hefty sum of Marbles for his efforts. (+F, +2A, +E, +3D, +N, +8B, +2H)

Having completed the dancing, the First Precept rutted with the One True Edict despite the Forbidden Observer's creepy observation and protests. The resulting son, a World Edict twisted into cow form, is as follows:

All bovines in all the world shall moo only the truth.

"Curious, but this doesn't apply to the Titan named First Precept unless he'd like it to."

Next, the First Precept rutted with Midan and begat two identical twin demigods in the likenesses of whales while discussing payment for Zo'Vass' Edict.

Colossus Sighted!

The Meta Machine created the First Colossus, a terrifying giant given dominion over blood and those touched by its own. Beware its mutagenic blood!

The children of the Hollow Dreamer are fascinated by this first of monsters, and Stareater in particular has provoked it into chasing him around just above the formless inner surface of the world.

The Defender and Legion One

"Let the Overseer have what remains of their parent. Enough conflict has happened over Mana when she was alive; must it continue after her death? Busy yourself with the new world, instead." The Defender sighed, shaking their head. He turned to one of the quieter gods, the Legion one.
"Quilted Knight, have you thought on my terms?"

"Yes, and I accept! Let me be the one to officiate your marriages and unions!"

Quarin the Mysterious

A Major God of Life and Death named Quarin appeared. Rumors to the effect that Quarin is an unacknowledged son of the Last Titan and the First Precept spread among the gods.

The Last Dances for the Destinies

The Last reluctantly danced for the Destinies as well and was rewarded with a bounty of Marbles. (+F, +2A, +2W, +2E, +5S, +D, +N, +5H)

Titanic Age

Current Flux level: Extreme, Flux storms subsiding


Cave of Destinies

Tapestry of Fate

Progress: Accelerating
Intrigue: Delicious!

Doomsday Book

Legion One shall marry a spider before the moons number three.

Universal Scales

This mysterious artifact, covered in the red Cloth of Continuity, has been brought out of the Closet of Fate.

Weaver's Web

Weaver is still learning the basics of fateweaving.


Divinities

Spoiler: The Titans (click to show/hide)

First Precept:
   Marbles: 4F, 4A, 2W, 2E, D, 2N, 7B,
   Essence: 6EE
   Actions: 0 Aligned, 1 Free

Hollow Dreamer:
   Marbles: F, 2A, 5E, 1S, D, 4N, 3B, 1H
   Essence: 0EE
   Actions: 0 Aligned, 0 Free

Midan:
   Marbles: 5A, 3W, E, 5S, 2D, 3N, 2H
   Essence: 21EE
   Actions: 1 Aligned, 2 Free

Fourth Banner:
   Marbles: 3F, 2A, E, 2S, 2D, 2N, B, H
   Essence: 1EE
   Actions: 2 Aligned, 0 Free

Ogretch:
   Marbles: 5F, 4A, 4W, 3E, 3S, 6N, 2B, 2H
   Essence: 25EE
   Actions: 3 Aligned, 1 Free

The Meta Machine:
   Marbles: 2F, 5A, 1W, 1E, 1S, 1D, 1B
   Essence: 8EE
   Actions: 0 Aligned, 1 Free

The Shining Revelation:
   Marbles: 3F, 3A, 2W, 3E, 4S, 4D, 4N, B
   Essence: 22EE
   Actions: 3 Aligned, 2 Free

The Forbidden Observer:
   Marbles: F, 1A, 2W, 3E, 2S, D, 1N, B, 3H
   Essence: 0EE
   Actions: 2 Aligned, 0 Free

The Defender:
   Marbles: F, A, W, 2E, N, 4H
   Essence: 11EE
   Actions: 0 Aligned, 0 Free

Zo'Vass:
   Marbles: F, 3A, 3W, 3E, D, 2B, 2H
   Essence: 19EE
   Actions: 2 Aligned, 2 Free

The Last:
   Marbles: 3F, 6A, 4W, 6E, 7S, 4D, N, 2B, 9H
   Essence: 16EE
   Actions: 3 Aligned, 1 Free

The Thirteenth:
   Marbles: 2F, 4A, W, 4E, 1S, D, 1N, 1B, 5H
   Essence: 4EE
   Actions: 2 Aligned, 3 Free

Spoiler: Gods (click to show/hide)

Legion One:
   Marbles: E
   Essence: 5EE
   Actions: 3 Aligned, 1 Free

Guar:
   Marbles: (none)
   Essence: 2EE
   Actions: 3 Aligned, 1 Free

Mother Protector:
   Marbles: 1S
   Essence: 9EE
   Actions: 3 Aligned, 1 Free

The Overseer of Challenges:
   Marbles: (none)
   Essence: 6EE
   Actions: 3 Aligned, 1 Free

Quarin:
   Marbles: (none)
   Essence: 2EE
   Actions: 3 Aligned, 1 Free

Dweller in Darkness:
   Marbles: (none)
   Essence: 2EE
   Actions: 3 Aligned, 1 Free

Stareater:
   Marbles: (none)
   Essence: 2EE
   Actions: 3 Aligned, 1 Free

Aquarius Novasphere:
   Marbles: (none)
   Essence: 0EE
   Actions: 1 Aligned, 1 Free

Spoiler: Demigods (click to show/hide)

Lutrina:
   Marbles: (none)
   Essence: 1EE
   Actions: 1 Free

Tyrant:
   Marbles: (none)
   Essence: 1EE
   Actions: 1 Free

Twin whales:

Creations

Spoiler: The World (click to show/hide)

The great Dark Sun, the Hollow Dreamer, shall stand suspended in the center of the world by her web. The Dark Sun may be orbited by moons and celestial phenomena, to create weather, seasons, and other effects upon the planet; these moons shall move along their set paths as determined by how they sit upon the strings of the cosmic web, though none shall exist at the start. The dark sun shall provide warmth and pressure, but not light, to the world below; what light that comes from the heavens shall be provided by moons and constellations alone. In this way, the Dark Sun will stabilize the world, preventing it from collapsing inward.

The crust of the planet shall surround the Hollow Dreamer, creating a hollow world. The crust is made of a vast variety of lichens and mosses, to create a basis for various biomes in their various compositions and natures. This crust shall slowly, gradually give way to a layer of rock as one progresses "deeper," or further away from the sun, which will comprise the outermost layers of the world.

The outer surface of the world may be lit by another set of moons, but their light must be cold; heat must be found by taking refuge deeper, creating one's own, or settling near one of the great lava seas found on both the outer surface and supported by specially-adapted lichen on the inner. Some of these may reach far enough to have vents on the opposite layer, prevented from flowing too far in either direction by the balance of forces without and within. Most of the lava found upon this world is dark, yet gives off life-nourishing heat nonetheless. These lava seas constitute the majority of the ones on the world, but isolated pockets of liquid water remain. Upon these lava seas float great masses of unmelting ice.

Transit between the two layers could be accomplished, but would be difficult, requiring some kind of blessings, knowledge of magic, or simply great amounts of time. Rifts may exist that connect the outside to the inside, and transit will be easiest along the strands of webbing that travel outside the shell of the world.

No continents
No oceans

Spoiler: The Peoples (empty!) (click to show/hide)

Array

[Demonic Spoon]

The Defender and Legion One

"Let the Overseer have what remains of their parent. Enough conflict has happened over Mana when she was alive; must it continue after her death? Busy yourself with the new world, instead." The Defender sighed, shaking their head. He turned to one of the quieter gods, the Legion one.
"Quilted Knight, have you thought on my terms?"

"Yes, and I accept! Let me be the one to officiate your marriages and unions!"

Why should we follow this unproven new methodology, when rutting with anything we feel like has worked so well for us so far? Show for us the benefits of this "marriage" paradigm oh Legion One, and your commitment to it! Marry someone! You have so far spoken only of marrying others, which seems suspicious and speaks of hidden costs and drawbacks!

[Kilojoule Proton]

Democracy?

A vote is called on the Titanic Proposal. Only Titans' votes will be counted!:

Spoiler: Titanic Proposal (click to show/hide)

THE TITANIC EDICT
 
It is hereby declared that this document is a codification and alteration of the laws of the functioning of reality whereby to improve the prosperity of the Titanic class and thus ensure the wellbeing of the world.
 
As such we should be remiss to not clarify that this document has been written and agreed upon by several of our number and is by no means a solitary effort. To move to main subject matter of this edict and its effects upon Creation at large.
 
First and most important, so as to ensure the Titans present during and immediately after the advent of the First Creation are not left bereft of resources, four Flux wells are to be established, each providing their claimant(s) with a quantity of Flux sufficient to produce an array of Marbles in accordance to its type, and be refilled every tick, so that the Titans shall never fade into irrelevance, and the Lesser Divinities shall not be eternally in their shadow.
 
These Flux wells are to correspond to the Essences of Fire and Death, Air and Astral, Water and Nature, and Earth and Blood, respectively. Holy is to remain a commodity, not to be spent frivolously, though this Edict holds provisions for the production of such. As they are underpinnings of reality’s primordial change, each Flux well may be claimed by a single Titan, cabal of Titans, or pantheon of Lesser Deities, at the cost of 20% of their EE income and 1 Free Action, or 40% of their EE income, at their discretion, per turn.
 
In exchange for this leviathan investment, the claimant will receive an unrestricted monopoly on the contents of the Flux well, assuming they are able to hold their claim. Otherwise, each Flux well’s contents are to be distributed evenly across the Titans, in a similar, albeit reduced fashion to the income prior to the First Creation. Should the Titans have a 9-3 vote on the distribution, this may change, though a vote alone may not override a claim.
 
As flux is innately unstable, there is an 2% chance that one of the wells will overflow each tick, causing high levels of background Flux for that tick, in accordance to the Essences which the Flux well contains, with all its attendant side-effects.
 
Secondly, to draw on the mysterious power of dreams, Titans may, at their discretion, commit actions to sleeping and dreaming, increasing their essence income in the new Essence stream on the following tick, with more ticks spent sleeping and dreaming resulting in a proportionate, linear increase of income.
 
Thirdly, and of lesser import yet of no less interest, to ensure the steady proliferation of Deific Life, the Recordance of Strife, and the scarcely mutable Rule of Law, a triune of Titles are to be established, these being two Primogenitors, and Hierarch. These Titles are to be assigned through Titanic vote, 7-5 for either of the former, and 8-4 for the latter.
 
The two Primogenitors (also known as Patriarchs, Matriarchs or Stirpses) are to be focused on the proliferation of Deific Life, and are to receive a series of boons to ensure ease of delivery, but to ensure the diversity of Deific Life, a deity may sit in the Primogenitor position only four turns at most in succession, and upon resignation, they may not reclaim the Title until a minimum of two turns have passed since they have last held the seat. Attempting to bypass the two turn limit is impossible, definitely.
 
The first and foremost of these boons is to be a discount, each child the sitting Primogenitors has is to be 1 Marble cheaper, for each child they have had whilst laying claim to the Titles. This discount is not to carry over between terms, but it does apply for each child, each of a set of twins, triplets, or more are eligible for a discount. This may not result in free Marbles. Lastly and secondly among these boons, each turn, the Primogenitors have a 25% chance to receive 1 Holy Marble, and a 25% chance to receive 1 random lesser Marble. These are not to overlap, though they may occur one turn after the other.
 
The Hierarch is to be focused on the maintenance of the Divine Hierarchy, and the orchestration of the Divine Law. Each turn they hold the position, they have a 50% chance to receive 1-3 Marbles of a random, non-Holy type, and will be considered the de jure authority of Law in the Second Creation, able to draft binding contracts at a 50% discount. These contracts must be consented to by all parties involved, and once accepted, are binding. Any who attempt to break the writing of a contract are to be fined no more and no less than double the cost the Hierarch spent to draft the contract, half of which shall refund the Hierarch, the other half of which shall go to a deity of the Hierarch’s choice or disperse, transparently chosen upon the drafting of the contract, at their discretion.
 
In exchange for the revenue of Marbles and the authority to draft binding contracts, the Hierarch is tasked with recording the intricate vassal and liege fealty relations of the various titans and gods, possibly in the form of some sort of chart or list, and with archiving all the settlements ending divine conflicts, and binding contracts in general. Unlike the positions of Patriarch and Matriarch, the position of Hierarch receives no term limit, and the Hierarch may hold the position so long as they deem fit, though a vote of 8-4 is sufficient to oust them.
 
Finally, to codify these rules and this hierarchy, the community of Titans unifies into one entity under the name of "the First Precept". This entity is not a Pantheon, and is not to be considered a Pantheon in any way, shape or form. Membership of this entity is self-declared, but is limited to Titans. The English word 'entity' can from now on only refer to a group consisting of more than one being.

- Written, Drafted, and Revised by the Committee of Calamity

A vote is called on the Proposal of Exceptional Rules. Only Titans' votes will be counted!:

Spoiler: Proposal of Exceptional Rules (click to show/hide)

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