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[KitRougard]

I'm in the infirmary, considering how much debt I'll end up in if I really want to keep my stats...
Shit, and my eyes too. Now that I'm in the infirmary, if I choose to expire and respawn, they'll just jack my Omni-Eyes and modify them for someone else!

[Ozarck]

alright, noted. next map, redshirt will be marked as in hospital with Clem.

also, use your character name. "I'm" doesn't tell me anything.

[spazyak]

You know. I can't help but be reminded of the few times I played space station 13. Especially the roaming squads of janitors

[Ozarck]

The two classes I played most on that game were Engineer and janitor.
Engineer was fun when itwas useful.
Janitor was fun much of therest of the time

One of my favorite moments was tripping the badass head of security due ot wet floors
I had announced I was mopping, and where, over the intercoms. I had wet floor signs up, clearly visible.
My cart was there. and he comes barreling by and -wheeeeeee- -thud-

"Wet Floor."

He landed like two tiles from me. it was hilarious, and the only time i ever got one over on that particular player.

[spazyak]

I played assistant to a janitor once and our defense against xenomorphs were setting up a mixture of conveyor belts and wet floors leading to an air lock. We later got a clown involved to add banana peels.

[KitRougard]

*googles Space Station 13*
Huh. Seems fun, and we have our own server, too? Spiffy. I'll have to download it and hop online one of these days.

[spazyak]

*googles Space Station 13*
Huh. Seems fun, and we have our own server, too? Spiffy. I'll have to download it and hop online one of these days.

Yeah,I'd recommend reading a tutorial.

[Ozarck]

We need a "casual murder cockblocked" counter in here.

Rezel is at what? two? three?
Jon is at three at least.
A few others were shamelessly looting the 'not quite dead yet' guy earlier, too.

[syvarris]

If such a counter is implemented, then I will immediately ramp up my casual murder attempts so that I can take first place.  Just FYI.

[Ozarck]

For those who are confused about it:

spaz' guy is mystery man. He assaulted hotfire's girl (heather) by throwing doorknobs at her.
Dev's guy, spuds accused syv's guy, Rezel, of shopoting up the ape -an event unrelated to the doorknob incident.
The four characters were present in the hospital area at the same time, and spuds now has at least Rezel and spaz' mystery man (complete with a sticky note labeling him as "ASSHOLE") following him back to teh labsm, while Heather made her own way back.

spaz' guy is mystery man because he did something to himself and lost his mind. I forget what.

[Pancaek]

Just in case anyone missed it, Edd found a usb stick that is the activator for the prostethic vending machine or something.

[Egan_BW]

Guard this door like it has never been guarded before.

Spoiler:  Jack Hansan (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack Hansan

Since subduing the target seems to be the current goal, and I traded my baton for an axe, I’ll let my fellow security guard handle this. I will, however, be on standby to fill things with high velocity lead in case of hostilities.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Lance Bradley

Would you two please consider helping to subdue the anomaly? Three security people attacking have considerably more chance of success than just one. Especially considering that the anomaly is being possessed by a HELL entity and therefore probably very very strong.

Also, you can just hit with the blunt end of the fire axe. It's still a big heavy thing, perfectly reasonable for beating a civilian anomaly into submission with.

(Also this would be OOC knowledge for you guys but being ready to shoot at her is still the opposite of helpful. If she dies one of us catches the anomaly, and it'll grow stronger.)

[Devastator]

You could just shout and I'll have a lightly-armed but best melee combatant beat that thing down before returning to the admin area.

[Radio Controlled]

As usual, applying sticky goop to the situation is the answer.

However, protip: apply to the problem, not your feet.

[Egan_BW]

It would be the solution if the nearest available goopdood hadn't goopglood his feet to the floor. Probably safer to rely on grunt muscle than on that clown.