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[Madman198237]

Post this evening (a couple of hours from now). So figure your shit out because we're about to play ape escape~

Of course we are. That's the best kind of escape, right? Mutated primates make the BEST former prisoners.

[TopHat]

Is Roald dead or just out for the count? The turn is ambiguous, and he's not listed as an employee of the week.

His heart is stopped so he's dying, but not dead yet. He can be revived but if not done quickly, he'll become an employee of the week.

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.

[Devastator]

Do I get paid less if the monkey is dead?

[NAV]

why are you asking OOC when it's a question you can ask IC?

[Parisbre56]

Do I get paid less if the monkey is dead?

One of the questions you don't want to hear a call girl asking.

[Devastator]

I'm mostly amused at watching people Brave Sir Robin it up IC.

[Parisbre56]

The trick is: don't get close enough to need to run away in the first place. Of course, that requires you to know the minimum safe distance.

[Gentlefish]

Do I get paid less if the monkey is dead?

One of the questions you don't want to hear a call girl asking.

Or maybe it's the best. We don't judge here.

[Ozarck]

well, once everyone has scattered sufficiently, Sanitation will be able to move in and properly clean the teleportation room without the crowd causing confusion and accidents.

Wait ... why did I wait? Oh yeah, PW games occur in hammerspace. crowding wold have had a negligible effect on my actions unless i specified otherwise.

[piecewise]

well, once everyone has scattered sufficiently, Sanitation will be able to move in and properly clean the teleportation room without the crowd causing confusion and accidents.

Wait ... why did I wait? Oh yeah, PW games occur in hammerspace. crowding wold have had a negligible effect on my actions unless i specified otherwise.

Why did you not walk into the cube farm? Because your action doesn't say to?

"He'll yell into the hole to find out if there's anyone in there and if there are messes to be cleaned. Encourage any bystanders to go bug the lawyers in the teleportation room for Work Orders."

Yelling, check. Paperwork, check. Walking in? Not check.

[TricMagic]

Allows check your notation lists. And when falling, make it so you didn't.

[Ozarck]

well, once everyone has scattered sufficiently, Sanitation will be able to move in and properly clean the teleportation room without the crowd causing confusion and accidents.

Wait ... why did I wait? Oh yeah, PW games occur in hammerspace. crowding wold have had a negligible effect on my actions unless i specified otherwise.

Why did you not walk into the cube farm? Because your action doesn't say to?

"He'll yell into the hole to find out if there's anyone in there and if there are messes to be cleaned. Encourage any bystanders to go bug the lawyers in the teleportation room for Work Orders."

Yelling, check. Paperwork, check. Walking in? Not check.

No, I meant, why did I decide not to wander into the teleportation room and clean everything while there was a crowd in there
I understood why the actions in the turn happened the way they did.

[KitRougard]

Here's to hoping I dont have to add to Redshirt's death count on impact! I theoretically shouldn't die with my action.

[Ozarck]

I kinda feel that you shouldn't hope for survival in this game. it seems the kind of game where messy deaths are funner than survivability.

[Devastator]

Now, hopefully someone with a better speech stat will take over for me there, but lets see how it goes.

The safest thing to probably do is to sit off-screen whenever something dangerous happens, but where's the fun in that?
..Also, there are worse results than death.