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[Pancaek]

Fear not, for another Edd joins the circus.

[Radio Controlled]

Just need one more for a whole set!

[Ozarck]

Let's see,
Current death count: 2, both by laser dog vomit.
death count next round: rising. Gonna put that fate die to the test this round, I think. Good luck, Jon I. Tor. Your replacement has been pre-ordered.

[ziizo]

edited my action to leaving the corpse alone while glaring to the janitors in the room not doing their work.

[Ozarck]

ah the glare of the non-janitorial. Music to our eyes.

[TricMagic]

Edd sees Lisa looking at him and tapping away on her notebook. He stops stuffing his cousin into the incinerator for a moment, patting the dust off of his rubberized suit as he stands up.

"Oi, lady, what're giving me the stink-eye for? Can't a guy dispose of his late cousin, as per the stipulations in his contract under section 105-A?"

((this it the exact reason the janitorial class exists. You are a credit to the profession, Edd.

Already prepping for his dismissal via dog. Sadly, section 105-A is a valid answer, for now.

[Ozarck]

Already prepping for his dismissal via dog. Sadly, section 105-A is a valid answer, for now.

Like that would stop a professional from stuffing their relatives into nuclear infernos.

[NAV]

Spoiler: Redshirt (click to show/hide)

Name: "Redshirt"
Description: He is generic in every sense of the word. Unremarkable, not bad to look at but not good either, he's just... An extra. But, although people rarely recall his features... They always seem to change. It's always Redshirt, you know that, but he looks different, has a different skin tone, eye color, hair color... No one notices unless they pay attention to him. Which they don't.
Background: He's always been here. Even when he dies and is stricken from the records, he shows up again. His real name is unknown, they all call him Redshirt because of his habit of being cannon fodder. Also, his riot gear is stained a dark red with his own blood. He retains his memories, but not his items, every time he "respawns."
Class: Security
Life:d6(Riot Suit)
Attack:d4 Melee(Security Baton), d6 Ranged(Security Rifle)

Stats:
Str:d6
Dex:d4
Spd:d6
End:d6
Will:d4
Kno:d4
Fate:d8

Skills:
Melee:d6
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Tech:d4
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech:d4

Status: Just started counting his deaths. Currently fine.
Death Count: 0
Inventory:
Riot Gear (d6 Life)
Security Rifle (d6 Ranged)
3X Magazine (d6 Use, whatever that is.)
Security Baton (d4 Melee)
O.E.B.M.I (Brain shocky thing)
Omni-Light (Flashlight)

Money: 0, because he STILL hasn't filled out the paperwork to keep his bank account between deaths.

This is a complete sheet, right?

We really need a cultist to check out Redshirt ASAP because that's definitely some weird magical stuff going on.

[Ozarck]

Edit: PW explained in more detail in the turn:

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=173094.msg7923706#msg7923706

Spoiler: obsolete explanation (click to show/hide)

Regarding the ammo for guns:

Rice Pancake
thought so, but I wanted to check to make sure.
Also, maybe I've read over it, but do any of the weapons state how many shots you get per magazine?

Mr. Bones
its a use die
do you know what that is?

!roll d6
BonesetteBOT
@Mr. Bones rolled 5.

Rice Pancake
I feel like I should, but I don't.
Mr. Bones
It means whenever you use the gun, you roll the use die. on a 1 or 2, it runs out of ammo and needs to be reloaded
theoretically infinite, but statistically unlikely

so, an average magazine should be good for roughly three shots. you have no less than one per magazine, but a single magazine could go on for a lot longer, if the rolls favor it.

[Yoink]

I can't believe my last action actually worked out. O.o

I'm just as likely to be killed where I'm standing as anywhere else, so there's no need to move.

QFT. It's a Piecewise game, no matter how safe you think you're playing it you could get yours at any moment. Might as well seize the day while you have limbs to seize with.

[TopHat]

Is Roald dead or just out for the count? The turn is ambiguous, and he's not listed as an employee of the week.

[Pancaek]

So, I incinirated Edwards body. But did anyone incinirate Dave yet? Pw's latest turn seems to imply yes, but I think he might have been mixing up character names.

[The Lupanian]

I think Dave got turned into ash the moment he died by getting hit by laser-dog, and Piecewise just got the two mixed up, so in conclusion, both Dave and Ed are no longer corporeal, but for different reasons.

[Ozarck]

Relevant:

Dave on the other hand ceases to exist, reduced utterly to ash in a way that made his attempt to hide behind Benny seem, at best, darkly comedic.  Benny's coffee also doesn't survive.

[piecewise]

Is Roald dead or just out for the count? The turn is ambiguous, and he's not listed as an employee of the week.

His heart is stopped so he's dying, but not dead yet. He can be revived but if not done quickly, he'll become an employee of the week.