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[piecewise]

This is for OOC. Keep it out my thread you goobers.

[KitRougard]

Spoiler: Unfinished Redshirt (click to show/hide)

Name: "Redshirt"
Description: He is generic in every sense of the word. Unremarkable, not bad to look at but not good either, he's just... An extra. But, although people rarely recall his features... They always seem to change. It's always Redshirt, you know that, but he looks different, has a different skin tone, eye color, hair color... No one notices unless they pay attention to him. Which they don't.
Background: He's always been here. Even when he dies and is stricken from the records, he shows up again. His real name is unknown, they all call him Redshirt because of his habit of being cannon fodder. Also, his riot gear is stained a dark red with his own blood. He retains his memories, but not his items, every time he "respawns."
Class: Security
Life:d6(Riot Suit)
Attack:d4 Melee(Security Baton), d6 Ranged(Security Rifle)

Stats:
Str:d6
Dex:d4
Spd:d6
End:d6
Will:d4
Kno:d4
Fate:d8

Skills:
Melee:d6
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Tech:d4
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech:d4

Status: Just started counting his deaths. Currently fine.
Death Count: 0
Inventory:
Riot Gear (d6 Life)
Security Rifle (d6 Ranged)
3X Magazine (d6 Use, whatever that is.)
Security Baton (d4 Melee)
O.E.B.M.I (Brain shocky thing)
Omni-Light (Flashlight)

Money: 0, because he STILL hasn't filled out the paperwork to keep his bank account between deaths.
Smh I said I ain't done.
And yes I am keeping my sheet here.

[KitRougard]

Mispost, don't mind me

[Gentlefish]

THANK YOU. That was getting silly.

[syvarris]

Mad Man, if you still want to argue about whether containing a potentially dangerous entity inside a containment tool is a bad idea, I can oblige.  Please post your basic opinion / argument, and I will correct / oppose it if I disagree.

[Gentlefish]

Syv is a containment god. Good luck.

[Madman198237]

My disagreement isn't with "proper" (whatever THAT means in a world that includes any semblance of HMRC) procedure, but rather the way with which it's being pursued. Nobody's trying to talk or reason or discuss, instead we have one genius literally planning to start assaulting anyone who does anything contrary to his plan, etc.

Yes, containing that thing may be a good idea. No, we do not really have any in-universe reason (yet, anyway) to start isolating it like it's a class 4 biohazard. The smart thing to do, in-universe, is probably to do exactly as the first few actions did: Be suspicious and check before touching, but otherwise do as the scientist said and move the stupid rodent and be done with everything.


Alternatively I suppose we can throw caution to the wind and let the order of actions, dice rolls, and piecewise's truly remarkably malevolent game mechanics have at thee until we have attained an appropriate number of hilariously-improbable explosions, deaths, teleportations to the realms of darkness, etc.

[The Lupanian]

I don’t know whether to play it safe like I normally do, or throw caution to the wind for once. I want to go more RP this time, but I do t have a feel for my character yet.

[Parisbre56]

Hello. I'd like to have an argument, please.

[Radio Controlled]

Certainly sir. Have you been here before?

[Madman198237]

Hello. I'd like to have an argument, please.

Spoiler: This is just a really terrible joke (click to show/hide)

You are a sorry sack of malformed flesh in an ill-fitting jumpsuit serving a bunch of terrible corporate overlords, useless for any purpose except dying a few milliseconds before whatever finally removes your sorry stain from the universe kills your more valuable teammates.


How am I doing so far?

[King Zultan]

If this is the break room where's the free coffee?

[Madman198237]

If this is the break room where's the free coffee?

At what point in your contract did you read the words "will be supplied with free [anything]"?

Nowhere? Yeah, thought so. What did you think you were signing up for, anyway?

[The Lupanian]

Hello. I'd like to have an argument, please.

Spoiler: This is just a really terrible joke (click to show/hide)

You are a sorry sack of malformed flesh in an ill-fitting jumpsuit serving a bunch of terrible corporate overlords, useless for any purpose except dying a few milliseconds before whatever finally removes your sorry stain from the universe kills your more valuable teammates.


How am I doing so far?

Oh wait, did you say arguments? This is abuse, You want room 36, you’re in 36A. Have fun!
...Bloody git.

[Aigre Excalibur]

What are we actually doing?