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"You really think they're gonna want to trade for fucking fish flakes? They're not that starving, something that actually kinda resembles palatable food woulda been a better investment probably. Unless everyone in Neo-Detroit happens to mutate into fish people between the briefing and now. Which wouldn't surprise me."

Help Burt Burt make his camera thing. Hand him tools, hold the flashlight, get yelled at, whatever.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d8 (Armoured Spacesuit) + d10, requires dex roll (Civil Unrest Shield)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (Hammer)


Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d6
Occult: d8
Speech: d6

Status: Bored

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Armoured Space Suit
OMNITECH Civil Unrest Shield
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator
Omni-health insurance policy

OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
Hammer (d4 melee)

OMNITECH Tool Kit (3/3)
OMNITECH medical kit (3/3)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
>FOF program, works on murderbots
Omni-eye camera
OMNITECH "Omni-fun" VR System
OMNITECH Laser Trip Sensor
OMNITECH Motion Sensor
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Null Rod
OMNITECH Analog Hand
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
10 nutrient paste

Money: 153 omni

[Pancaek]

"Well this sucks, where am I supposed to drool fluids now? Oh well, can you put some fleshpunk songs on the radio, Car Ed?"

"Yeah, nah. I'm not really into the whole new wave meatpunk music."

Once everyone is inside Pushbot (now wearing Edward's jumpsuit and sidearm) stands at attention in the crew compartment. Pointing at various things as Ed lists them.

"Welcome everyone to the EdPC, courtesy of our Omnitech overlords. We will be leaving momentarily for beautiful Neo-Detroit, population who even knows and current weather being sunny with about a 23% chance of horrible reality warping anomalies and/or mutated monstrosities.

Here in the back half of the vehicle you will find a storage area, a few  bunk beds, the kitchen, the toilet, and a fold out surgical theater. Up front in the command half you will find several computers, turret controls, main gun controls, and other such things. Please refrain from touching the weapons systems while we are en route, I can take care of those myself. Pushbot will be on standby to strangle anyone downloading malware onto the computers.

Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times, which shouldn't be hard because I'm pretty sure the only exit is the hatch on top.
Next stop: Ann Harbor. Remember: your best bet, is driving Ed."

Pushbot then goes up to the front section and sits in the driver's seat.

"Reactor, online
Sensors, online
Weapons, online
All systems nominal. Pusbot, let's git."

And with that, we are off the Ann Harbor. Play some music for our maiden voyage. Play it at a reasonable level inside, blast it from the speakers on the outside. Hi-ho silver, awaaaaay.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Paganini Scrum
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.

Life: d2
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats (tanktrain stats TBA)
Strength:
Dexterity:
Speed:
Endurance:
Will:
Knowledge:
Fate:

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d12
Technology:d12
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

OMNITECH White Jumpsuit (currently worn by pushbot)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) (currently equipped by pushbot)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
OMNITECH cognition copier
Hacked Brobot (pushbot)

Traded OMNITECH Organosculpting system to Sam for 700 omnibux and 2 medical procedures, + preferential medic treatment in future missions
700 omnibux, SAM has 200 debt left


Pushbot stats:
Skills:
Guns: d8
Melee: d8
all others: d6

stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Spoiler: EdPC (click to show/hide)

Strength: d12
Dexterity: d4
Speed: Depends. d4 from dead stop, d12 at full speed
Endurance: d12
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8

Life d8, 100 HP
60MPH top speed

OMNITECH Mounted Turret (2d8. D6 use die.) X 2
OMNITECH Electrical Interdiction system (d12. D4 use. Effects entire outer surface)
OMNITECH “Genesis” Multi-function launcher (D6 of each: Flares, Camera pods, Nets, Shriekers, Shell (3d10 damage). Must be reloaded after every shot. Tank gun sorta deal)
OMNITECH SPOT! Light. Remote controlled, mounted on top. Complements the normal rack of lights.

Radio, loud speakers, satellite uplink to OMNITECH.

[Ozarck]

((So pan is going to play as teh tank, and then as the robot when the tank is not moving?))

[Pancaek]

((So pan is going to play as teh tank, and then as the robot when the tank is not moving?))

((Just the tank, I think. Pushbot is more like a drone I can give commands to, but I can't assume direct control of him/put Ed's mind into pushbot as far as I know))

[piecewise]

"Well this sucks, where am I supposed to drool fluids now? Oh well, can you put some fleshpunk songs on the radio, Car Ed?"

SAM will try to grow sharp hedgehog-lie spikes all over her body to ward off hungry mutants and fisherman. Then start chewing on one of the seats to pass voyage time if her songs aren't played.

EDIT: BITE OFF HANDS OF ANYONE WHO TRIES TOUCHING THE DOGGO WITHOUT CONSENT THEN CHEW THE HANDS AND SPIT THE BONES BACK AT THEIR FACE FOR DARING TO TOUCH THE SAM

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Samantha "SAM" Endashale
Description: Sam used to be a research scientist at a prestigious biotech company until her distressing vigor for human experimentation got her fired. That, or perhaps the 3 graduate students that went missing under her tutelage. Regardless of the reason, she ended up finding work at OMNITECH. She chose a field position herself, and seems to be eagerly awaiting the chance to try....something....

She currently looks like she's about to tell a swordsman with anger issues to commit crimes

Senior Medical Officer (+100 Omni)

Flesh: 4 (10 MAX)
Attack: d6 bite

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d8
Endurance:d4
Will: d4
Knowledge:d4
Fate: d4

Skills
Melee: d4
Implants: d8
Medical: d12
Shift: 1
Shape: d4
Manipulate: d4
Survive: d4

Status: DOG
Sight: DOGGO
Smell: PUPPERINO TIER
Hearing: DOGE
Taste: PITBULL, SO PROBABLY BABIES
Touch: CHEEMS

OMNITECH Medical Kit (5 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Organosculpting system
Hover Dolly
Cognition copier
One of each nootropic type Anya had


Credits 20 (-200 debt)

Things done:
-Returned to primordial goo

[1] -1 flesh
Sam grows extremely fluffy and touchable fur. Its shiny and lovely and wonderful and not at all dangerous in any way.

Ask questions:
1. Have there been any observations of coherent religious beliefs popping up among the inhabitants of either the yellow or orange zones? If so, what are their details and/or objects of worship?
2. What can we expect as far as how HELL-infused objects will react with the various sorts of reality distortions?
3. What could be summarized as the average mental state of an inhabitant of the yellow zone?
4. Is there any commonality to how the reality distortion affects people in the yellow and orange zones, or is it mostly patternless?
5. Have any incidences of thought forms such as, er, the one involving gambling that we encountered recently been observed as manifesting in any of the zones with any degree of frequency?

Lastly, OOC question: Is it too late for me to retroactively get some ammo for my minigun, and if not, how much OMNI would it have cost me for what use die? This question may be edited as I check back in the mission. EDIT: It was a d12 use die, but the ammo was built into Wilfred's robot body, so I imagine it would be less now.

Other than that, EEEDD's ready to go!

Spoiler: EEEDD (click to show/hide)

Name: EEEDD (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable, Devoted)

Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.

Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.

Rank: Team Priest (+1 Occult level)
Life: d6
Attack: d4 exploding occult dagger

Stats:
d8 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d6 Technology
d12 Medical
d6 Occult
d4 Speech

Status:
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop
Staff of ED (d8 minigun, d? use die)
Protech Computronium (1 liter)
Ceremonial Dagger (Occult d4, explodes/upgrades)
Cognition Copier
Magic 888 Ball
Reactive Fabric Cape (d6 life)
OMNITECH Insurance Card (Good for 1 treatment)
Medkit (3/3)
Psychokinetic Stimulant (1)
Isolation Suit
10 OMNI owed to Loan Shark

Spoiler: Congregation of ED (click to show/hide)

Details about the most wholesome, innocuous religion OMNICORP's ever seen!
Current members: EEEDD

THE SCRIPTURES OF ED:

1. HARM YE NOT THOSE WHICH HAVE THE SACRED NAME
2. THE SACRED NAME IS ED, COMPRISED OF AN INFINITUDE OF BOTH E AND D
3. TO ATTAIN SACRED STATUS ONE MAY APPEND MORE LETTERS TO THEIR NAME, PROVIDED THOSE LETTERS ARE E AND D IN EQUAL PROPORTION. SACRED DEEDS ARE REQUIRED TO ADVANCE THE HOLINESS OF ONE'S NAME
4. THY TASK IS TO HEAL ALL THOSE LACKING THE SACRED NAME, AND IN DOING SO CHANGE THEIR FORMS OF ADDRESS PART BY PART INTO THE SACRED NAME
5. NEVER BETRAY ANOTHER ED FOR YOU ARE BOTH MANIFESTATIONS OF THE SACRED NAME, WHICH LOVES ITSELF
6. THE HIGHEST OF CALLINGS IS WORKING TO ADVANCE THE MANIFESTATION OF THE PRIME ED, WHETHER BY SHAPING OTHERS INTO VESSELS FOR THE SACRED NAME OR BY DIVINING THE WAYS THAT THE FABRIC OF REALITY MAY BE MADE TO WELCOME THE TRUTH OF ED
7. THE NAME WV AND ALL VARIATIONS THEREOF, BEING THE ANTITHESIS OF ED, IS THE ENEMY. DESTROY IT WHEREVER IT IS FOUND

Spoiler: STANpool (click to show/hide)

For people who've chosen to bet on when Sam will destroy her own mind and turn into an uncontrollable gribbly flesh horror that needs to be put down. Any bet may be placed, doesn't have to be OMNI, along with a time when you think it's gonna happen by. If that time passes without a STAN incident, you either forfeit your bet to the pool or can choose another time, but you have to put in another bet on top of your original one - again, can be anything. Whoever's guess lands closest to the inevitable STANification wins the pot.

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: 500 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 5th mission'
m1895: 200 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 4th mission'
Xantalos: 1 E from EEED's name + 50 OMNI for 'on or before the conclusion of Neo-Detroit'

Pay 35 OMNI (adding to loan shark debt) to buy enough ammo for d12 on the minigun. Rest of post edited in later.

Alrighty

Watch feeds that might hint at potential threats on the west side of the city, particularly along 96, 14, Westland, and Livonia.
Also give Baldwin 8 Omni for a fishing rod if Radio doesn’t.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Rank: Senior Security Expert
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)
2d6 Piledriver Carbine
d6+d8 Amplified Wand

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
Piledriver Carbine (use d4)(6 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d10
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Inventory:
Amplified Wand (Bat)
Piledriver Carbine
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (in LaF box with the claw)
Brain Backup
Experimental Gun
Lizard Claw (in LaF box with the baton)


Money:
502

[5]
It quickly becomes clear that main roads cease to be terribly meaningful the deeper one goes in. In particular Ji notes that, somewhere near 275 and 96 intersection, the roads have been ripped from the earth and twisted upwards in a helix, half melted in the process. Livonia is uncertain, but the only shot he sees that he can definitely place in Westland is a hectic street fight between men wearing a mix of military gear and inhuman skins and what look like animate mannequins and clothing.  To say that there are potential threats in the area seems...obvious.

((Heydude, limit yourself to one action post per turn. If you need to change something, edit your post rather than making a new one. Also make sure to bold all actions (I don’t know if you have been or not). All this makes it easier for PW to keep track of everything.))

Ok, Aggregating action posts. I've been pretty good about bolding my actions thankfully.

1.Watch the TV broadcast again. This time, make note of the groups who seem the most organized or have the most-powerful weaponry. Note where they were last seen on the map.
2. Use the 400 OMNI given to me by SAM to buy a Reactive Fabric cape
3. Grab an OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant and an Isolation suit from the loot pile. Sell the suit for OMNI. Hold onto the implant in case Sam changes their mind about letting me install it.
4. If I have enough OMNI, from selling stuff or through gifts, buy a good Fishing rod for 8 OMNI
5. Ask the following questions:

Spoiler: Questions (click to show/hide)

What is the state of the communications equpiment on the EdPC? Is there anything in there that could theoretically intercept the signals of drones? This is all part of that livestream-cable-to-stream-snipe idea.

Spoiler: Baldwin (click to show/hide)

Name: Robert Baldwin
Physical Description: A tall and thin man with green eyes and shoulder-length brown hair. You'd almost mistake him for a hippy if it weren't for how well-groomed he was. His hair has a shine to it that one could only get from the most expensive of shampoos and conditioner, while his complexion is flawless. No one knows where he gets his personal hygiene products from.

Background: In a past life, Robert had been a famous architect who distinguished himself with his avant garde designs. Life was good for the young upstart, until his preference for beauty over practicality caught up with him.

His biggest achievement, the Sierra Space Resort was a massive space station meant to house the wealthiest of space tourists. Modelled after a dance device from a bygone era, the station was a giant ball covered almost entirely in mirrors. It would reflect the light of a local star and spread it throughout the cosmos, broadcasting its brilliance to anyone in the solar system. This gave it the nickname the "Dazzle Star".

Though the clientele loved it, locals would get very pissed whenever the D-Star touched down in their corner of space. The reflected sunlight wreaked havoc on nearby planets, starting wildfires and even boiling oceans. Eventually enough people got mad and banded together to form a rebellion. The station was not designed to defend against such attacks and was quickly blown up, along with all the upper-classmen inside it.

Someone had to pay for that bloodshed, so Robert ended up facing the suit's wrath. As punishment he was cryogenically frozen for 200 years. Long enough to go out of style.

After serving his sentence, Baldwin applied for a job at OMNI, but the suits confused his unusual floorplans for diagrams of summoning circles. Robert was hired on the spot, but it was only during his second week of basic training did he realize that he may not have gotten the job he was looking for...

Life: d2
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee exploding occult (Ceremonial Dagger)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d8
Speech: d4

Status: No injuries yet.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
     The standard OMNITECH jumpsuit. Covers everything but the head, hands, and feet. Stain resistant, waterproof, breathable, light, and overall comfortable as everyday wear. Offers no protection against anything more dangerous than a spilled cup of coffee.  Has the employee’s name stenciled on the back like a sports jersey.  This one is Black and has a smaller “OCCULT” stenciled across the right side of the chest, just under the collar bone.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
     One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. The Generic Personal Sidearm is a handgun as drawn by a 9 year old; A gray rectangle with a gray rectangle grip and a trigger that looks more like a light switch with a trigger guard that looks like an allen wrench. It is uncomfortable, unappealing, and very clearly designed by the lowest bidder, but can effectively put .45 slugs into targets.
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
    OMNITECH Containment pods resemble a clear tube held in between two large metal ends with long rods forming a cage and reinforcing structure around the tube.  One of the metal ends has an iris design to allow it to open and allow a sample in before clamping shut. Though the tubes look to be glass they are a multilayer reinforced acrylic that is remarkably strong and non-reactive.
OMNITECH Null-Rod
    The Null-rod is a collapsible rod made of the same non-reactive acrylic as the inner lining of the containment pods. Used by Cultists for the investigative prodding and poking of things that look dangerous.
Ceremonial Dagger (d4, uses occult, die explodes and increases level each explosion)
    A prototype self defense weapon with an entangled connection to the Highly Evil, Logarithmically Lethal plane (H.E.L.L.). Has an over designed appearance to it with a human bone handle and a hooked, serrated blade, almost like a linoleum knife designed by someone who wants to make the linoleum suffer. It’s unknown if the design is somehow conducive to the entanglement or if it's just someone’s idea of a joke. Normally the knife functions like any other mundane instrument of murder, but occasionally it will manifest high levels of H.E.L.L. resonance, producing short lived demonic emissions on contact. Has no OMNITECH branding and never saw a commercial release as of yet due to concerns of cross dimensional bleedover and possession.

OMNITECH EMP grenade (d20 damage, only effects electronics. Single use)

OMNITECH Placed charge (Demo pack, with remote, 3d10 damage, single use)

Fancy Airpods

Gentleman's Pipe
    This isn't a pipe. This is a text-based description of a pipe. And also a pipe.
Octarine Tobacco
   An ancient plant from 200 years ago. Used to be all the rage among people with "alternative" lifestyles, but it fell out of style once corporations began selling it legally. Turns out that once the man was in on it, nobody wanted to buy it anymore. By now it would be extinct if it weren't for the single potted plant in Baldwin's room. In the end, Baldwin was a sellout.
Idea Tube
   An old treasure from a past life. Even back then everything was done in CAD, but Baldwin always wanted to stand out. He drew his designs by hand and would store them here for safe keeping along with spare paper and writing tools. This created a tempting prize for any aspiring paparazzi, which lead to him being frequently covered in various magazines. He owes his career to those guys.

Money: -500

1.[2] Despite Baldwin's best efforts he cannot discern distinct groups amongst the chaos of the Orange zone.  Oh sure he sees small groups and parties, but he can't fit the individual groups into any larger ones.
2. Ok.
3. Ok. 30 Omni.
4. Ok. Done.
5. The satellite uplink might be used to do that. Though it would need some software modifications and careful use.

stow the gun for now, and check if I have a picture of what the girl looks like, either way see if I can make my way into the club, looking for alternate entrances if the Bouncers are... uncooperative.

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Anya Sokolova
Physical Description: Wiry, roughly 6'4/193 cm tall, Anya cuts a striking figure compared to the diminutive height of most women at OMNITECH. Her nearly shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes merely amplifies that affect
Background: born in some rural shithole in Novosibirsk, Anya worked on her parents farm, mainly fixing up their only tractor. She decided to join the Russian engineer troops to make something of herself. One... eventful career later, and she decided it be better to go to OMNITECH than the Hague. Sometimes she wonders if that was the right choice.
Class: Combat Engineer
Unused level ups: 0
Life: d6 Riot Suit
Attack: d6 Metalstorm Pistol (d6/d6)/d4 monkey wrench

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d10
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d12
Tech: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: Vertical, breathing, slightly disorientated
Inventory:
OMNITECH Metalstorm Pistol d6 (d6/d6)
Metalstorm Jungle mags (d6/d6) ×8
Metalstorm Pistol magazine (d6) ×2
OMNITECH riot suit
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×2 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (1/3)
High visibility flares ×8
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Nondescript balaclava
An indeterminate amount of Cheap booze
Cheap lighter
Pack of cigs
Omni-fun VR kit
Pack of glowsticks (d8) ×2
Omnilight
Motion Detector
Lost and Found:
GPS magazine (d4)
Handful of tacks
Money: 148
Sight:
Smell:
Hearing: TTS earplugs
Taste:
Touch:

Anya puts the gun away and checks her pockets. There's a polaroid picture of a young girl in one of them: Brown hair, maybe 14-15, pretty but somewhat plain. Wearing glasses that don't really fit her.
[1]
Anya walks up to the bouncers and announces. "I want in. And I should get what I want.  AND IF I DON'T, I'M GONNA GIVE YA BOTH A PUNCH IN THE EYE!"
[3]
The bouncers don't waste a moment to laugh and instead the nearest one just throws a punch straight at Anya's head. She ducks the blow and scampers a few steps back.

1) For the Biorhythm tracker, is there an equivalent for the DNA 'sampling method' but for robots, like an electromagnetic fingerprint or something?

1. Not as is.

And could it be upgraded/modified to do this? If yes, what would be needed? And would this count as the 1 modification of the suit, or is it the 1 mod for this part of the kit?

2. If you're fighting a creature for more than one turn, you gain, in order by number of extra turns fighting, 1. Increase damage dealt by 1 die level, 2. Gain advantage on to-hit, 3. Gain advantage on Damage roll as well.

Neato! And the analysis can't begin until a fight has started I guess? Meaning that if I just observe an enemy for a turn it doesn't do much?

3. Sure. [1] Scanner destroyed.

Blast! Total loss or can it be salvaged if I try with a toolbox charge? If yes, try it.
If no, or if it fails again, buy a new one (50 omni).

For eg. the shotgun, is a 2d6 attack 1 attack with the sum of the rolls, or two individual rolls with independent damage (aka 2 life rolls)?

Loan 8 omni Baldwin if needed. Gonna have to say nay to the isolation suit though if it's just for selling.

Then help shove any stragglers into the EdPC and get in myself as well, front half. Familiarize myself with the consoles and such.

EDIT: also don't let Bob have the kelp!

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

mook map
Interactive map, courtesy of Paris

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Auditor, guns version
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Promotion: Team Captain (100 Omni Raise, Access to all team shock implants. Crushing responsibility.)

Life: 3d8 (auditor)
Attack: depends on weapon. Currently equipped: shotgun (2d10 close, 2d6 medium, 2d4 long)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d10
Endurance: d10
Will: d10
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d10

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d10
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4


Status: 'kay

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die. OVERDRIVE: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

3 spare carbine mags
3 spare shotgun mags
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 used for blowing up a door)
Cutting/welding torch
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner  [BROKEN]
bodyparts, enough for full body (in cold storage)
113,562354 liters of tap water
4,5359237 kilograms of kelp
3 bottles of pretty good booze

cognition copier
Money: 73

-auditor-
1. Biorhythm tracker: Allows the tracking of a single target. Their outline will appear on the user's vision from any distance, through any material. Tracking can be initiated with line of sight OR DNA sampling.
2. Autonomous targeting system: Allows for a second weapon to be fired as a secondary attack even after firing the standard single attack. Weapon must be held in the other hand and uses suit parameters instead of user skill. Light weapons use dex, heavy use strength.
3. Ammunition Transmutation forge: Shoebox sized device that allows ammunition of one kind to be transmuted into a different kind of ammo. Not one to one, requires equal or greater monetary value of the input to get the output. Ie a 20 omni bullet would require the sacrifice of at least 20 omni worth of other ammo to make.
4. Weakness Analysis protocols: Automatically detects and displays the structural or biological weaknesses of any targeted enemy.
5. Pulse Laser: Infinite use military grade laser fired from the point of the "Beak". Deals d12 but requires d6 turns to recharge after every use.
6. Micromissile Pack: Built into the hunched back, fires salvos of micromissiles that deal d6xd6 damage. Has a d4 use die. Guided via laser targeting using Gun skill.
7. OMNITECH ferromagnetic accelerator: Standard version of the system but built into the hands. Pick up metal objects and fire them. Damage dependent on object.
8. Wrist Mounted Shotguns: Same damage as "PUNCH!" shotgun. current use die: d6/d6
9. Palm mounted Carbines: Same as Pinpoint Carbine. current use die: d6/d6

1. Yes. Tech. Mod to the kit, not the full suit.
2. You don't have to be directly involved, but the enemy does have to be aggressive. It can't just be standing around. The system needs to see how it moves and works to know how to undermine it.
3. Its Dead jim. -50 Omni, new one bought.

Go grab on of those camera pod things and see if I can't make a video camera out of it using a tool kit charge, you know so we can film our wonderful vacation.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d8 Close Sawn off Shotgun (d4 use die) with bayonet d4

Sight:  sensory deprivation helmet
Smell:  sensory deprivation helmet
Hearing:  sensory deprivation helmet
Taste:  sensory deprivation helmet
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d6
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d8
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d8
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d6
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fixed lung, other bullet wounds, chemical burns in lungs
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x5 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
 First Aid kit (1)
 2 Fire extinguishers (d6 use each)
 Harpoon
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack)
 OMNITECH Generic Security rifle (d6 ranged attack) 1 Magazine (d6 use die)
 Sawn off Shotgun (d8 Close)(d4 use die) Box of shells (d6 use die) with Bayonet d4
 Cold Steel "Battle Ready" katana (d6 use die)
 2 Pack of gum
 OMNITECH Cognition Copier
 OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator (d12 life, d4 use die)
 Glow sticks (D6 use die)
Money: 245

[6][6]
Burt turns one of the camera pods into a hand held video camera. He even modifies it to constantly stream the data back to an OMNITECH server.

Eat all the fish food Yagyu just bought. All ten pounds of it.

Spoiler: Team Mascot (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4 (or whatever the riot suit gives. D6?)
Attack: d4 (Bite)/d8 (tentacle: occult)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d8
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d8
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Bob's body.
Omnitech Modified Riot Suit. Fit for an evolutionary relic.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges).
Box of 5 high visibility flares.

spiderbot (nuclear? cat ears attached)
Life d4
Attack: Needle gun [d4 ranged]
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

decorative hat
dwarf bobblehead
mini cape
tentacle
Money: 600

Spoiler: things Bob did this mission (click to show/hide)

Pending ...

Yagyu stands on Bob's snout and prevents him from moving or snacking. Bob squirms angrily but cannot open his mouth.  He bangs the floor with all four claws.

Only question is "what counts as overuse for the neuron reconfig helmet?"  Is it like 1 swap per mission?  Or more "each person gets from 1-6 safe uses ever"?

Ok, mechanically it works like this. When you use it the first time I roll a d4. You get that many "Free" rolls. After that, I start rolling a d4. The "Bad shit happens" roll is 1+number of times nothing has happened.  So first time you need 1 for it to go wrong, second you need 1 or 2, etc.

So basically, you get a max of 8, min of 1 before you get some brain damage.

"You really think they're gonna want to trade for fucking fish flakes? They're not that starving, something that actually kinda resembles palatable food woulda been a better investment probably. Unless everyone in Neo-Detroit happens to mutate into fish people between the briefing and now. Which wouldn't surprise me."

Help Burt Burt make his camera thing. Hand him tools, hold the flashlight, get yelled at, whatever.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d8 (Armoured Spacesuit) + d10, requires dex roll (Civil Unrest Shield)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (Hammer)


Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d6
Occult: d8
Speech: d6

Status: Bored

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Armoured Space Suit
OMNITECH Civil Unrest Shield
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator
Omni-health insurance policy

OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
Hammer (d4 melee)

OMNITECH Tool Kit (3/3)
OMNITECH medical kit (3/3)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
>FOF program, works on murderbots
Omni-eye camera
OMNITECH "Omni-fun" VR System
OMNITECH Laser Trip Sensor
OMNITECH Motion Sensor
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Null Rod
OMNITECH Analog Hand
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
10 nutrient paste

Money: 153 omni

Edward decides to work as "hype man" and just hops around shouting about how well Burt is making that camera.

[piecewise]

"Well this sucks, where am I supposed to drool fluids now? Oh well, can you put some fleshpunk songs on the radio, Car Ed?"

"Yeah, nah. I'm not really into the whole new wave meatpunk music."

Once everyone is inside Pushbot (now wearing Edward's jumpsuit and sidearm) stands at attention in the crew compartment. Pointing at various things as Ed lists them.

"Welcome everyone to the EdPC, courtesy of our Omnitech overlords. We will be leaving momentarily for beautiful Neo-Detroit, population who even knows and current weather being sunny with about a 23% chance of horrible reality warping anomalies and/or mutated monstrosities.

Here in the back half of the vehicle you will find a storage area, a few  bunk beds, the kitchen, the toilet, and a fold out surgical theater. Up front in the command half you will find several computers, turret controls, main gun controls, and other such things. Please refrain from touching the weapons systems while we are en route, I can take care of those myself. Pushbot will be on standby to strangle anyone downloading malware onto the computers.

Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times, which shouldn't be hard because I'm pretty sure the only exit is the hatch on top.
Next stop: Ann Harbor. Remember: your best bet, is driving Ed."

Pushbot then goes up to the front section and sits in the driver's seat.

"Reactor, online
Sensors, online
Weapons, online
All systems nominal. Pusbot, let's git."

And with that, we are off the Ann Harbor. Play some music for our maiden voyage. Play it at a reasonable level inside, blast it from the speakers on the outside. Hi-ho silver, awaaaaay.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Paganini Scrum
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.

Life: d2
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats (tanktrain stats TBA)
Strength:
Dexterity:
Speed:
Endurance:
Will:
Knowledge:
Fate:

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d12
Technology:d12
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

OMNITECH White Jumpsuit (currently worn by pushbot)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) (currently equipped by pushbot)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
OMNITECH cognition copier
Hacked Brobot (pushbot)

Traded OMNITECH Organosculpting system to Sam for 700 omnibux and 2 medical procedures, + preferential medic treatment in future missions
700 omnibux, SAM has 200 debt left


Pushbot stats:
Skills:
Guns: d8
Melee: d8
all others: d6

stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Spoiler: EdPC (click to show/hide)

Strength: d12
Dexterity: d4
Speed: Depends. d4 from dead stop, d12 at full speed
Endurance: d12
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8

Life d8, 100 HP
60MPH top speed

OMNITECH Mounted Turret (2d8. D6 use die.) X 2
OMNITECH Electrical Interdiction system (d12. D4 use. Effects entire outer surface)
OMNITECH “Genesis” Multi-function launcher (D6 of each: Flares, Camera pods, Nets, Shriekers, Shell (3d10 damage). Must be reloaded after every shot. Tank gun sorta deal)
OMNITECH SPOT! Light. Remote controlled, mounted on top. Complements the normal rack of lights.

Radio, loud speakers, satellite uplink to OMNITECH.

And with that I think its time for you to depart!

The elevator suddenly jerks to a halt and the shuttle grumbles and vibrates as its engines kick on.

Good luck out there. Just let us know if you need some guidance! No rush. Have fun.  Oh and a final word to the wise: We've sent agents in there before. Most rush towards the center, presumably to check the issue directly.  So far none have returned.  Do be careful, and consider your limitations. It would be unfortunate for us to have to form security team C.

The the holographic map flicks off and the guide bot skitters into the corner and curls up in an out of the way position. The shuttle lifts slowly at first, the great bulk of the EdPC and its human cargo clearly requiring a lot of force to overcome. But after a few moments of slow rising it rapidly speeds up, gaining height for several moments before the engines shift forward and the shuttle rockets off towards an unseen horizon.  The flight takes maybe an hour and during that time they are shot at no less than 3 times, bullets pinging off the belly of the shuttle in rapid succession.  The shuttle itself, in a synthetic voice, instructs everyone to board the EdPC at one point and waits for them to do so, circling widely while they do so.  Once they're all in the vehicle and strapped in the shuttle banks hard and then seemingly drops into freefall, occasionally jerking under rocket bursts until it jerks with one last hard deceleration and the bottom falls out of under the EdPC. The EdPC drops a good 10 feet onto asphalt and then rumbles under the down blast of four rocket engines as the shuttle screams back into the sky, disappearing within moments.

Ahead, maybe a half mile out, is the squat outline of a complex of concrete and metal buildings, massive bunkers and reinforced military structures that the map has labeled "ALPHA BASE". They're facing directly east, on the 94. The area around here seems...well mostly normal. The road is in bad disrepair and overgrown with tall grass and the encroaching roots of trees that line it, but it really could be any disused road in America. Ann Arbor is not even visible from here, though the smoke from it is. Countless fingers of black smoke rise from somewhere beyond the horizon, blurring together into a hazy cloud above the unseen city. And far beyond that, still many miles away, is Neo Detroit. That city is not visible either- its center still roughly 50 miles away- but the disaster at its heart is. Rising to the east is a tornado, a hurricane, a volcanic plume and a mushroom cloud all in one:clouds the color of raw meat churn and pour upwards, crashing against the black sky and flowing out in all directions. Purple white lightning strobes through the innards of the inverted mountain of clouds, occasionally ripping its way out and streaking 20 or 30 miles across the sky in a blazing fractal ribbon of flame before flickering away. Inside the clouds the shadows of things can be seen, too dense to be clouds but too hazy to be made out, their outlines lit by lightning.

As they watch the clouds suddenly bunch and thicken, swelling grotesquely as firey light gathers within, rays of red and orange reaching out like searching limbs. For minutes this continues, growing brighter and larger until finally the clouds collapse back inwards with a sound of thunder that reaches them nearly  half a minute later, still loud enough to rattle their teeth. As the clouds squeeze back in a crown of lightning races out in all directions, and for several seconds the entire sky is as bright as an arc lamp. A noise like a scream or a steam whistle reaches them instantly, far to fast for real sound to travel. It screams with shrill violence for several moments before dying away with a rumbling gurgle. Ahead, the military base rings with a distant siren and flashing emergency lights flicker red and white.

The EdPC takes off towards Alpha Base, quickly getting up to full speed as metal studded wheels shred through the undergrowth. They reach it within a few minutes and grind to a halt at the outer gates. Sharp metal barricades and 9 foot concrete walls stretch off towards the north and south, blocking off all a heavy gate that cuts across the road. Before anyone can get out or start shouting the gate slides open just enough for the EdPC to get through and then slams shut as soon as it enters.  Alpha base is big as far as  these border bases go; dozens of embedded concrete bunkers along with at least double that number of prefab metal buildings lined up in rows and clusters. Soldiers, both in full gear and more casual fatigues, are running about in a sort of well disciplined panic. Some are moving vehicles into buildings or bunkers, others are shifting pallets of goods or covering external machinery or power generators with tarps. Another cascade of lightning  rips across the sky, casting everything in harsh relief of hard shadows and blinding illumination. The scream comes again and the monitors in the EdPC flicker with static for a moment. 

A soldier in full gear runs up to the front of the EdPC and gestures wordlessly for it to follow him before he runs towards one of the bunkers. The bunker's entrance is a downward sloping concrete ramp into a large underground chamber off of which branch other rooms. The soldier leads them to a side room and motions for them to park before walking round to the side door and knocking. Through the layers of armor everyone can hear him shout.

"You picked a hell of a time to show up. Whoever's in charge in there should come with me, I'll take you to the CO."

 

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"That's you they're talking about Yakitor Frenchguy."

Scrap the floof to get Flesh back, SAM will never be pettable. Then ask the solider if they have any burgers lying around.

Edit: Bite off Rob's leggies if he attacks Bob, us pets have to show solidarity to each other

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Samantha "SAM" Endashale
Description: Sam used to be a research scientist at a prestigious biotech company until her distressing vigor for human experimentation got her fired. That, or perhaps the 3 graduate students that went missing under her tutelage. Regardless of the reason, she ended up finding work at OMNITECH. She chose a field position herself, and seems to be eagerly awaiting the chance to try....something....

She currently looks like she's about to tell a swordsman with anger issues to commit crimes

Senior Medical Officer (+100 Omni)

Flesh: 3 (10 MAX)
Attack: d6 bite

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d8
Endurance:d4
Will: d4
Knowledge:d4
Fate: d4

Skills
Melee: d4
Implants: d8
Medical: d12
Shift: 1
Shape: d4
Manipulate: d4
Survive: d4

Status: DOG
Sight: DOGGO
Smell: PUPPERINO TIER
Hearing: DOGE
Taste: PITBULL, SO PROBABLY BABIES
Touch: CHEEMS

OMNITECH Medical Kit (5 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Organosculpting system
Hover Dolly
Cognition copier
One of each nootropic type Anya had


Credits 20 (-200 debt)

Things done:
-Returned to primordial goo

[Radio Controlled]

"Well, at least we showed up at the right time." Yagyu said as he climbed out the top of the EdPC.

"Allright gents, I'll go see what the brass has to say, the rest of you... play nice and make friends, don't run off too far, I'll be back in a jiffy. Maybe see if you can help with something before whatever has them up in arms comes crashing down on us."

Follow the soldier to wherever he's taking me. Also observe their reaction to the strange form of the auditor, do they seem surprised?

By the way, can I fire the EdPC shells using the ferromagnetic accelerator? What about things like grenades and such? If yes, how does their damage change compared to what it is normally?

((Note: I’ll be keeping a link to the annotated map, as well as Paris’ amazing interactive one, in my char sheet for easy reference.))

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

mook map
Interactive map, courtesy of Paris

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Auditor, guns version
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Promotion: Team Captain (100 Omni Raise, Access to all team shock implants. Crushing responsibility.)

Life: 3d8 (auditor)
Attack: depends on weapon. Currently equipped: shotgun (2d10 close, 2d6 medium, 2d4 long)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d10
Endurance: d10
Will: d10
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d10

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d10
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4


Status: 'kay

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die. OVERDRIVE: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

3 spare carbine mags
3 spare shotgun mags
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 used for blowing up a door)
Cutting/welding torch
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
bodyparts, enough for full body (in cold storage)
113,562354 liters of tap water
4,5359237 kilograms of kelp
3 bottles of pretty good booze

cognition copier
Money: 15
8 omni loaned to Baldwin (heydude6).

-auditor-
1. Biorhythm tracker: Allows the tracking of a single target. Their outline will appear on the user's vision from any distance, through any material. Tracking can be initiated with line of sight OR DNA sampling.
2. Autonomous targeting system: Allows for a second weapon to be fired as a secondary attack even after firing the standard single attack. Weapon must be held in the other hand and uses suit parameters instead of user skill. Light weapons use dex, heavy use strength.
3. Ammunition Transmutation forge: Shoebox sized device that allows ammunition of one kind to be transmuted into a different kind of ammo. Not one to one, requires equal or greater monetary value of the input to get the output. Ie a 20 omni bullet would require the sacrifice of at least 20 omni worth of other ammo to make.
4. Weakness Analysis protocols: Automatically detects and displays the structural or biological weaknesses of any targeted enemy.
5. Pulse Laser: Infinite use military grade laser fired from the point of the "Beak". Deals d12 but requires d6 turns to recharge after every use.
6. Micromissile Pack: Built into the hunched back, fires salvos of micromissiles that deal d6xd6 damage. Has a d4 use die. Guided via laser targeting using Gun skill.
7. OMNITECH ferromagnetic accelerator: Standard version of the system but built into the hands. Pick up metal objects and fire them. Damage dependent on object.
8. Wrist Mounted Shotguns: Same damage as "PUNCH!" shotgun. current use die: d6/d6
9. Palm mounted Carbines: Same as Pinpoint Carbine. current use die: d6/d6

[Parisbre56]

Have a camera drone land on Yagyu to keep an eye on him, just in case they try to kidnap him or something.

Send another drone out to watch the show. If this is a regular occurrence it might be worth knowing more about.

If anyone is around, try to start a conversation in the hopes of learning more about what's going on: "Does this happen often?"

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: About 3 meters tall, though often looks shorter because it tends to be hunched over.  Its head is triangular, lacking any recognizable details like eyes or mouth, and instead looks almost avian. One point of the triangle is elongaged, forming the front of the "face", while the others are pulled back, forcing a sort of curve into the bottom leg of the triangle that gives it a sort of horned appearance. The horns wrap back around to form a ring about a foot and a half across. Inside this ring floats a black sphere which seems to be slowly and constantly pulsing. The triangle is segmented, with thin groves running back up along its length and giving it a sort of chitinous appearance, like the shell of a woodlouse. Its body is roughly humanoid though its proportions and geometry is distinctly alien: not only looking nothing like a human but nothing like what a human would create.  It has a thin, fiberous neck, a huge hunched back and shoulders, a pelvis that twists forward at an almost painful angle, and long arms and legs, both of which have an extra joint to them. Its shoulders look almost like nautilus shells, a row of thin needle sharp spines runs down its neck and back, apparently along its spine, and it seems to have no palms to its hands nor thumbs, just a series of 8 fingers that connect to a wrist joint.  It looks, all and all, much more like something they dug out of an alien tomb than something any engineer would have made. It has a faint blue glow emanating from its groves and crevices, as though the black armor was simply containing some radiant being within.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident. Was a spiderbot for a while.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: 3d8: Auditor Armor
Attack: d4: Auditor Punch

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d10
Endurance: d10
Will: d10
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d10

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status: *excited auditor noises*

Inventory:
Omnivision: Able to see in several dozen vision modes, this system scans through them constantly alerts the user to any oddities it detects and projects them. Can be manually cycled as well.
Skeleton Key Protocols: Automatic system override protocols. Single use and will fry the system they're used on after forcing it to perform one action. 10 installed and will be replenished between missions
Superstructure hatch access: All superstructure hatches and some admin tunnels are available for use without incurring... issues.
OMNI-scient Network Scanner: Continuous access to the OMNI-scient Network.
Built in computing cube and universal jack capacities
Daemon Box: A collection of 6 high end AI Daemons which can be injected into technology and will act as ordered.
Limited Optical Cloaking system: Renders the user invisible, but only so long as they remain motionless. Has a use die of d6, rolled once per turn while active.
Wideband Motion Sensor
Sensor Hive: A self contained miniature manufacturing plant which produces flying spy eye drones the size of a ping pong ball. Max 5 active at a time.
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
Glowspray paint
20 units of nutrient paste
Power cord

Money: 2 (Debt: 520)

Spoiler: Things done this mission (click to show/hide)

*Painted a mural depicting our mascot Bob on the APC OMNITECH Tour Bus to inspire my fellow employees to do their best and enjoy themselves in this corporate trip.

[Xantalos]

EEEDD's fingers dance like sausage-legged spiders in anticipation. This truly was a miraculous place! Without a doubt many revelations of ED would be found here.

"Quickly, fellow employees - let us say a prayer of benediction to the benevolent servant of ED that has generously taken command of our mode of transport, so as to ensure an auspicious start to our vacation!"

Give ritualistic thanks to EdPC, Mechanicus-style. Consult Blessed 888-Ball for ED's guidance on what the best way to the hearts of these soldiers will be. Then exit the vehicle (if the soldiers allow it) and look around for people suffering from back pain or a lack of spiritual fulfilment (the two are somewhat intertwined).

Spoiler: EEEDD (click to show/hide)

Name: EEEDD (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable, Devoted)

Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.

Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.

Rank: Team Priest (+1 Occult level)
Life: d6
Attack: d4 exploding occult dagger

Stats:
d8 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d6 Technology
d12 Medical
d6 Occult
d4 Speech

Status:
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop
Staff of ED (d8 minigun, d12 use die)
Protech Computronium (1 liter)
Ceremonial Dagger (Occult d4, explodes/upgrades)
Cognition Copier
Magic 888 Ball
Reactive Fabric Cape (d6 life)
OMNITECH Insurance Card (Good for 1 treatment)
Medkit (3/3)
Psychokinetic Stimulant (1)
Isolation Suit
45 OMNI owed to Loan Shark

Spoiler: Congregation of ED (click to show/hide)

Details about the most wholesome, innocuous religion OMNICORP's ever seen!
Current members: EEEDD

THE SCRIPTURES OF ED:

1. HARM YE NOT THOSE WHICH HAVE THE SACRED NAME
2. THE SACRED NAME IS ED, COMPRISED OF AN INFINITUDE OF BOTH E AND D
3. TO ATTAIN SACRED STATUS ONE MAY APPEND MORE LETTERS TO THEIR NAME, PROVIDED THOSE LETTERS ARE E AND D IN EQUAL PROPORTION. SACRED DEEDS ARE REQUIRED TO ADVANCE THE HOLINESS OF ONE'S NAME
4. THY TASK IS TO HEAL ALL THOSE LACKING THE SACRED NAME, AND IN DOING SO CHANGE THEIR FORMS OF ADDRESS PART BY PART INTO THE SACRED NAME
5. NEVER BETRAY ANOTHER ED FOR YOU ARE BOTH MANIFESTATIONS OF THE SACRED NAME, WHICH LOVES ITSELF
6. THE HIGHEST OF CALLINGS IS WORKING TO ADVANCE THE MANIFESTATION OF THE PRIME ED, WHETHER BY SHAPING OTHERS INTO VESSELS FOR THE SACRED NAME OR BY DIVINING THE WAYS THAT THE FABRIC OF REALITY MAY BE MADE TO WELCOME THE TRUTH OF ED
7. THE NAME WV AND ALL VARIATIONS THEREOF, BEING THE ANTITHESIS OF ED, IS THE ENEMY. DESTROY IT WHEREVER IT IS FOUND

Spoiler: STANpool (click to show/hide)

For people who've chosen to bet on when Sam will destroy her own mind and turn into an uncontrollable gribbly flesh horror that needs to be put down. Any bet may be placed, doesn't have to be OMNI, along with a time when you think it's gonna happen by. If that time passes without a STAN incident, you either forfeit your bet to the pool or can choose another time, but you have to put in another bet on top of your original one - again, can be anything. Whoever's guess lands closest to the inevitable STANification wins the pot.

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: 500 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 5th mission'
m1895: 200 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 4th mission'
Xantalos: 1 E from EEED's name + 50 OMNI for 'on or before the conclusion of Neo-Detroit'

Spoiler: Things done (click to show/hide)

[The Lupanian]

If I’m allowed to talk to them yet, ask if they have any spare ammunition they can part with. Any kind of ammunition. Varmit rounds, mortar shells, odds and ends they don’t use, maybe uneven amounts that need rounding off.

Also, it’s a long shot, but are they willing to part with any antitank weapons that are small enough for me to use? If not, are there any other weapons they’d be willing to lend us or trade for?

Edit- also go sit on Bob’s mouth until Yag gets back

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Rank: Senior Security Expert
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)
2d6 Piledriver Carbine
d6+d8 Amplified Wand

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
Piledriver Carbine (use d4)(6 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d10
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Inventory:
Amplified Wand (Bat)
Piledriver Carbine
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (in LaF box with the claw)
Brain Backup
Experimental Gun
Lizard Claw (in LaF box with the baton)


Money:
502

[Ozarck]

Since Yagyu forgot to take the fishfood or Bob with him, demonstrate what happens when one fails the Fox, Hen, and Seed river crossing puzzle. Eat all the fish food Yagyu just bought. All ten pounds of it.

Edit: naturally, Bob has no idea what Baldwin is saying so he will bite his attacker. Attempt to grab him with the tentacle first, of course. Once his attacker is pacified, Bob will continue on his quest for snack.

Spoiler: Team Mascot (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4 (or whatever the riot suit gives. D6?)
Attack: d4 (Bite)/d8 (tentacle: occult)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d8
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d8
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Bob's body.
Omnitech Modified Riot Suit. Fit for an evolutionary relic.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges).
Box of 5 high visibility flares.

spiderbot (nuclear? cat ears attached)
Life d4
Attack: Needle gun [d4 ranged]
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

decorative hat
dwarf bobblehead
mini cape
tentacle
Money: 600

Spoiler: things Bob did this mission (click to show/hide)

Pending ...

[heydude6]

Threaten Bob with my occult ceremonial knife. Attack him if he continues to try to eat the fishfood

"Hey! If you step any closer to that, I'll gut you with this. Sure, there's only a 1 in 4 chance that it will actually do anything to you, but are you feeling lucky? You might have a H.E.L.L of a time..."

"Besides, you don't want to eat that crap."

Baldwin shows off his brand new fishing rod, covered in various bells and whistles.

"With this baby, I'll be able to catch all sorts of wonderful fish for you. But I'll only be able to do that if you leave the bait intact. Otherwise, they won't swim anywhere near us. I know you're just a gator, but you understand how to fix computers, surely you can understand this?"

If he complies, pat him on the head.

Spoiler: Baldwin (click to show/hide)

Name: Robert Baldwin
Physical Description: A tall and thin man with green eyes and shoulder-length brown hair. You'd almost mistake him for a hippy if it weren't for how well-groomed he was. His hair has a shine to it that one could only get from the most expensive of shampoos and conditioner, while his complexion is flawless. No one knows where he gets his personal hygiene products from.

Background: In a past life, Robert had been a famous architect who distinguished himself with his avant garde designs. Life was good for the young upstart, until his preference for beauty over practicality caught up with him.

His biggest achievement, the Sierra Space Resort was a massive space station meant to house the wealthiest of space tourists. Modelled after a dance device from a bygone era, the station was a giant ball covered almost entirely in mirrors. It would reflect the light of a local star and spread it throughout the cosmos, broadcasting its brilliance to anyone in the solar system. This gave it the nickname the "Dazzle Star".

Though the clientele loved it, locals would get very pissed whenever the D-Star touched down in their corner of space. The reflected sunlight wreaked havoc on nearby planets, starting wildfires and even boiling oceans. Eventually enough people got mad and banded together to form a rebellion. The station was not designed to defend against such attacks and was quickly blown up, along with all the upper-classmen inside it.

Someone had to pay for that bloodshed, so Robert ended up facing the suit's wrath. As punishment he was cryogenically frozen for 200 years. Long enough to go out of style.

After serving his sentence, Baldwin applied for a job at OMNI, but the suits confused his unusual floorplans for diagrams of summoning circles. Robert was hired on the spot, but it was only during his second week of basic training did he realize that he may not have gotten the job he was looking for...

Life: d2
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee exploding occult (Ceremonial Dagger)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d8
Speech: d4

Status: No injuries yet.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
     The standard OMNITECH jumpsuit. Covers everything but the head, hands, and feet. Stain resistant, waterproof, breathable, light, and overall comfortable as everyday wear. Offers no protection against anything more dangerous than a spilled cup of coffee.  Has the employee’s name stenciled on the back like a sports jersey.  This one is Black and has a smaller “OCCULT” stenciled across the right side of the chest, just under the collar bone.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
     One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. The Generic Personal Sidearm is a handgun as drawn by a 9 year old; A gray rectangle with a gray rectangle grip and a trigger that looks more like a light switch with a trigger guard that looks like an allen wrench. It is uncomfortable, unappealing, and very clearly designed by the lowest bidder, but can effectively put .45 slugs into targets.
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
    OMNITECH Containment pods resemble a clear tube held in between two large metal ends with long rods forming a cage and reinforcing structure around the tube.  One of the metal ends has an iris design to allow it to open and allow a sample in before clamping shut. Though the tubes look to be glass they are a multilayer reinforced acrylic that is remarkably strong and non-reactive.
OMNITECH Null-Rod
    The Null-rod is a collapsible rod made of the same non-reactive acrylic as the inner lining of the containment pods. Used by Cultists for the investigative prodding and poking of things that look dangerous.
Ceremonial Dagger (d4, uses occult, die explodes and increases level each explosion)
    A prototype self defense weapon with an entangled connection to the Highly Evil, Logarithmically Lethal plane (H.E.L.L.). Has an over designed appearance to it with a human bone handle and a hooked, serrated blade, almost like a linoleum knife designed by someone who wants to make the linoleum suffer. It’s unknown if the design is somehow conducive to the entanglement or if it's just someone’s idea of a joke. Normally the knife functions like any other mundane instrument of murder, but occasionally it will manifest high levels of H.E.L.L. resonance, producing short lived demonic emissions on contact. Has no OMNITECH branding and never saw a commercial release as of yet due to concerns of cross dimensional bleedover and possession.

OMNITECH EMP grenade (d20 damage, only effects electronics. Single use)

OMNITECH Placed charge (Demo pack, with remote, 3d10 damage, single use)

Fancy Airpods

Gentleman's Pipe
    This isn't a pipe. This is a text-based description of a pipe. And also a pipe.
Octarine Tobacco
   An ancient plant from 200 years ago. Used to be all the rage among people with "alternative" lifestyles, but it fell out of style once corporations began selling it legally. Turns out that once the man was in on it, nobody wanted to buy it anymore. By now it would be extinct if it weren't for the single potted plant in Baldwin's room. In the end, Baldwin was a sellout.
Idea Tube
   An old treasure from a past life. Even back then everything was done in CAD, but Baldwin always wanted to stand out. He drew his designs by hand and would store them here for safe keeping along with spare paper and writing tools. This created a tempting prize for any aspiring paparazzi, which lead to him being frequently covered in various magazines. He owes his career to those guys.

Money: -500

((Have not added new items to inventory yet. Will edit in later))

[Xantalos]

"Ah, I see that you also have a knife, my black-suited friend! Would you like to compare its size with that of mine? I am led to believe that this is a common bonding activity among adult peers."

EEEDD brandishes his own knife with an innocent smile.

[Ozarck]

((Heydude, Bob is a crocodile or alligator. He doesn't understand words, or promises, or fishing rods. He does understand threats though, and reacts in a very crocodilian way to them. I don't mind if you want to threaten Bob or attack him, but perhaps just getting the food out of reach and out of mind would be a better option, if ten pounds of worthless dried kelp matters to you at all.

Also, you could just PM Radio on the Discord to have him edit his action to hide the snacks better. Bob doesn't even get rolls when Yagyu is involved, so that'd probably be the most effective method.))