Thanks for accepting me. It seems like we already have a Bob though, so I'll change the nickname to Rob. Do we have a mission briefing yet?
MISSION BRIEFING IS READY! POST WHEN YOU'RE READY TO GO!Now then, lets handle the potential...issues first.
Well it's time. Sam will take off her old human clothes and dump her shitty non-organic weapons in the garbage and then begin her A S C E N C I O N.
Start off by increasing muscle density and skeletal strength, then increase height to 7 feet before adding two extra inches of thickness to the skin, and then modify it to have the same properties as that of the murder lizards from way back when. Then decrease the size of the gaps in the ribcage, scrap the reproductive and digestive systems, and use the matter gained from them to create redundant copies of vital organs, then make an extra adrenal gland. Create claws based on those of the lizards, sharpen teeth to be like those of a shark, add two extra rows to of them, add two extra eyes, and finally get some cool hair.
Name: Samantha "Sam" Endashale
Description: Sam used to be a research scientist at a prestigious biotech company until her distressing vigor for human experimentation got her fired. That, or perhaps the 3 graduate students that went missing under her tutelage. Regardless of the reason, she ended up finding work at OMNITECH. She chose a field position herself, and seems to be eagerly awaiting the chance to try....something....
She's a stimulant addict and has wide, staring eyes.
Senior Medical Officer (+100 Omni)
Life: d2 Birthday Suit
Attack: d2 fists
Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d10
Knowledge:d4
Fate: d8
Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d4
Explosives:d4
Implants:d8
Mechanics:d4
Technology:d4
Medical:d12
Occult:d4
Speech: d4
Status: Toasty and sleepy.
Sight: Pupils are dilated.
Smell: Smells like iron.
Hearing: Ears are full of human juice.
Taste: As normal as one can be.
Touch: All tingly.
OMNITECH Medical Kit (5 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Organosculpting system
Hover Dolly
BIOMASS
Cognition copier
XLLL bikini
Credits 420 (-200 debt)
Things done: 0
Start off by increasing muscle density and skeletal strength [1,3] Strength -1, Life -1
Increase height to 7 feet before adding two extra inches of thickness to the skin [2,4] Failure, didn't activate
Modify it to have the same properties as that of the murder lizards from way back when [1,8] You begin glowing in a very noticeable way. Kinda pretty though. Like luminous algae.
Then decrease the size of the gaps in the ribcage [4,6] Done. +1 life for hits to the chest
Scrap the reproductive and digestive systems [5,9] Done. Hope you have something else in mind for calories and nutrients.
use the matter gained from them to create redundant copies of vital organs, then make an extra adrenal gland [7,3] You get a second heart, third lung, and about 1/8th of a brain that is just sort if sitting on the back of your neck like a tumor.
Create claws based on those of the lizards, sharpen teeth to be like those of a shark, add two extra rows to of them[1,10] You end up toothless, with human molars growing out of the ends of your fingers.
add two extra eyes[2,7] Fails to activate
and finally get some cool hair. [4,2] Your old hair falls out, but no new hair grows.
Well, no horrible flesh nightmare today. Just an ugly weirdo~
Offer Wil 300 OMNI (the price of a mechslave) in exchange for him returning my Waifubot body. If he accepts, then I’ll pay to have the Waifubot exterior used to reskin my robobody so that I look like a waifu but have robobody stats.
Im also buying four more Piledriver magazines.
Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Rank: Senior Security Expert
Physical Description:
Cyborg Combat Body
A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.
Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.
Background:
Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.
Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.
Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags
d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)
Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)
Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d10
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Back to somewhat normal
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit
Inventory:
Amplified Wand (Bat)
Piledriver Carbine (2 Mags)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Waifubot body (Loaned to Wil)
Experimental Gun
Lizard Claw
Money:
1,263
Wilfred is noticeably absent right now. We will assume everything is worked out with him and that Ji gets the robobody with the appearance (roughly) of a waifubot for about 400 Omni. The rest (or however much she likes) goes to magazines. The shooty ones.
"Anyone wanna play some cards to pass the time?"
Sell my disposable Spacesuit/Sensory deprivation suit hybrid. The disposable space suit was originally 100 omni for what it's worth.
Also sell my broken universal communicator. It was 150 omni. Only slightly smashed by a hammer.
Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.
Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit, sensory deprivation suit, combined sensory deprivation/space helmet)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (Hammer)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d6
Occult: d8
Speech: d6
Status: Peppy
Senses deprived!
Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
Disposable Spacesuit
Sensory deprivation suit
Combined sensory deprivation/space helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
>FOF program, works on murderbots
Universal Communicator (broken)
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)
Omnitech Riot Suit
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 2000 omni
+63 Omni for the suit.
+20 Omni for the broken com
I'm Fuggin BITING the Experimental bros! I swear, I'm eating them! I'm shooting with my tail gun and biting with my face teeth.
Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)
Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d8
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d8
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Bob's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges). strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of 5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
spiderbot (nuclear?)
decorative hat
mini cape
Money: 1100
Bob, once he realizes what's happened to him, rounds on the experimental lab and attempts to get them to fix things via threats and intimidations. Unfortunately they shoot him with a tranq dart, hog tie him, and deliver him back to the barracks with plenty of hooting and hollering.
I can speak again, finally.
well if we can still spend level-ups then:
Dex d6>d10
Guns d6>d10
next buy a Metalstorm pistol (500 Omni) and 16 mags (128 Omni). Mod the mags into 8 sets of jungle mags for rapid reloading, burning a toolkit charge if necessary. Also buy a Insurance card (200 Omni), an omnifun VR set (15 Omni), and two glowsticks [or two packs of glowsticks? it's not really clear. (10 Omni)] plus a nondescript balaclava, the cheapest booze one can get at the flesh bar, a cheap lighter and a pack of cigs.
also stay away from Sam until it's relatively safe
EDIT: almost forgot the most important part
ey Yagyu, mind if I grab the spare riot suit for a project?
if Yagyu consents, burn another toolkit charge to convert the riot suit into something that Bob can comfortably wear without interfering with his mascot outfit while also still protecting his vitals, then see if I can refill my toolkit.
Name: Anya Sokolova
Physical Description: Wiry, roughly 6'4/193 cm tall, Anya cuts a striking figure compared to the diminutive height of most women at OMNITECH. Her nearly shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes merely amplifies that affect
Background: born in some rural shithole in Novosibirsk, Anya worked on her parents farm, mainly fixing up their only tractor. She decided to join the Russian engineer troops to make something of herself. One... eventful career later, and she decided it be better to go to OMNITECH than the Hague. Sometimes she wonders if that was the right choice.
Class: Combat Engineer
Unused level ups: 2
Life: d6
Attack: d4 generic personal sidearm/d4 monkey wrench
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d12
Tech: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: Vertical, breathing, slightly disorientated
Inventory:
OMNITECH riot suit
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (3/3)
High visibility flares ×8
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Omnilight
Motion Detector
Money: 1064
Sight:
Smell:
Hearing: TTS earplugs
Taste:
Touch:
[3] Mags modified. No charge needed.
Two PACKS of glowsticks. Not sure if there's a use die associated with the pack but assume d8.
Off menu stuff = 22 Omni.
Suit modified, 1 charge used.
"Anybody wanna buy my stuff?"
I've got:
OMNITECH Motion sensor (the thing from Aliens) (25 Omni) sold to m1895
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor (400 Omni)
OMNITECH mechanical slave (300 Omni)
OMNITECH spiderbot (600 Omni)
How much could I get for selling the above, if no teammates want to buy them?
Also, any chance I could get some of the 100 Omni I spent on the TTS earplugs back if I sell them?
Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles. It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)
Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: *excited spider noises*
Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
-Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
OMNITECH mechanical slave
Power cord
Money: 2625
Total, 877 Omni.
Ew no~
4. *Slot machine noise* 149 Omni
5. 809 Omni
6. 200 Omni.
Allright, let's sell this crap then. + 1158 omni.
I think that gives me enough for an auditor body. Before I buy it though, is there a special installation procedure, like there was for the AoW? And could I maybe get a list of features and customization options?
((Will do division of dead people's crap later.))
Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns. Also brobot.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Promotion: Team Captain (100 Omni Raise, Access to all team shock implants. Crushing responsibility.)
Life: d4
Attack: d8
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: 'kay
Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
Current overdrive: d8
current goop tank: d8/d8 use die
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
Cutting/welding torch
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner [BROKEN]
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
OMNITECH “Painaway” Painkillers
2 full levelups
cognition copier
Money: 4008
Special installation? No. Its a robo-body like the others so we just download ya. But for features and such, I'll update the Arsenal when I'm at home.
(Missed several updates because of internet being dead.)
Did a bunch of stuff in the mission and I want to get payed for it, also buy a cognition copier.
EDIT: Forgot to do the level up.
Knowledge to d8
Speed to d6
Guns to d8
Technology to d6
Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d8 Close Sawn off Shotgun (d4 use die)
Sight: sensory deprivation helmet
Smell: sensory deprivation helmet
Hearing: sensory deprivation helmet
Taste: sensory deprivation helmet
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Fixed lung, other bullet wounds, chemical burns in lungs
Inventory:
OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x5 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
High visibility flares x4
Mysterious remote control
Box of protein bars
First Aid kit (1)
2 Fire extinguishers (d6 use each)
Harpoon
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack)
OMNITECH Generic Security rifle (d6 ranged attack) 1 Magazine (d6 use die)
Sawn off Shotgun (d8 Close)(d4 use die) Box of shells (d6 use die)
Cold Steel "Battle Ready" katana (d6 use die)
Pack of gum
Money: 0
Message from the OMNITECH accounting department
1150 Omni added to your account
Note: Use it or lose it. EEEDD, seeing as there is scarce time before his lovely vacation is due to start, decides to get his cult business firmly underway.
Find somewhere out of the way and perform a sacrament to ED with my newly-bought ritual blade, attempting to bless my 888-Ball to function as a vessel of the will of ED. For expediency reasons, go with my gut on what the ritual itself will need (no human sacrifice yet though, but a bit of blood or burnt hair is acceptable).
((This could very well change nothing about the ball and EEEDD would still be happy with it, as an aside.))
Name: EEEDD (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable, Devoted)
Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.
Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.
Rank: Team Priest (+1 Occult level)
Life: d6
Attack: d2
Stats:
d8 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate
Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d6 Technology
d12 Medical
d6 Occult
d4 Speech
Status:
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop
Staff of ED (Wilfred’s detached gun-arm)
Protech Computronium (1 liter)
Ceremonial Dagger (Occult d4, explodes/upgrades)
Cognition Copier
Magic 888 Ball
Reactive Fabric Cape (d6 life)
OMNITECH Insurance Card (Good for 1 treatment)
Medkit (3/3)
Psychokinetic Stimulant (1)
Isolation Suit
10 OMNI owed to Loan Shark
Details about the most wholesome, innocuous religion OMNICORP's ever seen!
Current members: EEEDD
THE SCRIPTURES OF ED:
1. HARM YE NOT THOSE WHICH HAVE THE SACRED NAME
2. THE SACRED NAME IS ED, COMPRISED OF AN INFINITUDE OF BOTH E AND D
3. TO ATTAIN SACRED STATUS ONE MAY APPEND MORE LETTERS TO THEIR NAME, PROVIDED THOSE LETTERS ARE E AND D IN EQUAL PROPORTION. SACRED DEEDS ARE REQUIRED TO ADVANCE THE HOLINESS OF ONE'S NAME
4. THY TASK IS TO HEAL ALL THOSE LACKING THE SACRED NAME, AND IN DOING SO CHANGE THEIR FORMS OF ADDRESS PART BY PART INTO THE SACRED NAME
5. NEVER BETRAY ANOTHER ED FOR YOU ARE BOTH MANIFESTATIONS OF THE SACRED NAME, WHICH LOVES ITSELF
6. THE HIGHEST OF CALLINGS IS WORKING TO ADVANCE THE MANIFESTATION OF THE PRIME ED, WHETHER BY SHAPING OTHERS INTO VESSELS FOR THE SACRED NAME OR BY DIVINING THE WAYS THAT THE FABRIC OF REALITY MAY BE MADE TO WELCOME THE TRUTH OF ED
7. THE NAME WV AND ALL VARIATIONS THEREOF, BEING THE ANTITHESIS OF ED, IS THE ENEMY. DESTROY IT WHEREVER IT IS FOUND
For people who've chosen to bet on when Sam will destroy her own mind and turn into an uncontrollable gribbly flesh horror that needs to be put down. Any bet may be placed, doesn't have to be OMNI, along with a time when you think it's gonna happen by. If that time passes without a STAN incident, you either forfeit your bet to the pool or can choose another time, but you have to put in another bet on top of your original one - again, can be anything. Whoever's guess lands closest to the inevitable STANification wins the pot.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: 500 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 5th mission'
m1895: 200 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 4th mission'
Xantalos: 1 E from EEED's name for 'on or before Sam's 5th modification to herself'
[2]
EEEDD waves the knife around a lot and shouts many things. If this has any effect on the 888-ball, no one can tell.
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