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Level up:
Dexterity d4 > d6
Fate d6 > d8
Mechanics d6 > d8
Occult d6 > d8

Spoiler: "Accomplishments" (click to show/hide)

-Guarded a door, kept watch for giant invisible lizards
-Lent a laundry hamper and a hammer to Tara to help attempt to open a door
-Temporarily hooked up a communucator to Wilfred's disembodied robot brain, allowing him to communicate
-Kept watch some more
-Took care of of Yagyu's clutter for a bit
-Started the card game, which ultimately did open the door to Derp
-Happened to feed Bob some fish during the game which shall not be named
-Discovered "Fatal Superposition", a state of existing in all places at once until an attack hits you and verifies your location
-Kicked Anya's recapitated corpse, maybe channeling fatal superposition energies and bringing the ghost back to the body. I have no idea.
-Distracted a brainwashed Expendaclone for a bit.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit, sensory deprivation suit, combined sensory deprivation/space helmet)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (Hammer)


Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d6
Occult: d8
Speech: d6

Status: Peppy
Senses deprived!

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
Disposable Spacesuit
Sensory deprivation suit
Combined sensory deprivation/space helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
>FOF program, works on murderbots
Universal Communicator (broken)
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)
Omnitech Riot Suit
OMNITECH Omni-light

Money: 1000 omni

[Xantalos]

Spoiler: EEED Deeds (click to show/hide)

- Made a spirited attempt at chiropractically exorcising Larry before his untimely death
- Defended against the Yajuta chameleons by creating large water puddle
- Performed janitorial duties (ensured work area was clean and free of debris when needed)
- Provided chiropractic care indiscriminately for the benefit of all team members, including guns
- Made a spirited attempt at repairing Wilfred's robot body
- Founded the Congregation of ED, dedicated to spreading the holy name of ED far and wide
- Assisted in KOing all those people in the surgical suite (including myself)
- Cleaned everyone when they got covered in blood the first time Bob flooded the level
- Made people aware they were living in a surveillance state
- Used my immense faith in ED to not only push back, but ultimately defeat the square-gambling-paper demon!
- Assisted in reattaching Anya's head (and presumably soul)
- Assisted in subduing mind-controlled teammates (by electrocuting everyone after Bob flooded the level again)

Spoiler: EEED (click to show/hide)

Name: EEED (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable)

Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.

Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.

Class: Sanitation Officer
Life: d2
Attack: d2

Stats:
d8 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d6 Technology
d12 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech

Status:
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop
Staff of Ed (Wilfred’s detached gun-arm)
Protech Computronium (1 liter)

Spoiler: Congregation of ED (click to show/hide)

Details about the most wholesome, innocuous religion OMNICORP's ever seen!
Current members: EEED

THE SCRIPTURES OF ED:

1. HARM YE NOT THOSE WHICH HAVE THE SACRED NAME
2. THE SACRED NAME IS ED, COMPRISED OF AN INFINITUDE OF BOTH E AND D
3. TO ATTAIN SACRED STATUS ONE MAY APPEND MORE LETTERS TO THEIR NAME, PROVIDED THOSE LETTERS ARE E AND D IN EQUAL PROPORTION. SACRED DEEDS ARE REQUIRED TO ADVANCE THE HOLINESS OF ONE'S NAME
4. THY TASK IS TO HEAL ALL THOSE LACKING THE SACRED NAME, AND IN DOING SO CHANGE THEIR FORMS OF ADDRESS PART BY PART INTO THE SACRED NAME
5. NEVER BETRAY ANOTHER ED FOR YOU ARE BOTH MANIFESTATIONS OF THE SACRED NAME, WHICH LOVES ITSELF
6. THE HIGHEST OF CALLINGS IS WORKING TO ADVANCE THE MANIFESTATION OF THE PRIME ED, WHETHER BY SHAPING OTHERS INTO VESSELS FOR THE SACRED NAME OR BY DIVINING THE WAYS THAT THE FABRIC OF REALITY MAY BE MADE TO WELCOME THE TRUTH OF ED
7. THE NAME WV AND ALL VARIATIONS THEREOF, BEING THE ANTITHESIS OF ED, IS THE ENEMY. DESTROY IT WHEREVER IT IS FOUND

Spoiler: STANpool (click to show/hide)

For people who've chosen to bet on when Sam will destroy her own mind and turn into an uncontrollable gribbly flesh horror that needs to be put down. Any bet may be placed, doesn't have to be OMNI, along with a time when you think it's gonna happen by. If that time passes without a STAN incident, you either forfeit your bet to the pool or can choose another time, but you have to put in another bet on top of your original one - again, can be anything. Whoever's guess lands closest to the inevitable STANification wins the pot.

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: 500 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 5th mission'
m1895: 200 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 4th mission'
Xantalos: 1 E from EEED's name for 'on or before Sam's 5th modification to herself'

Levelup: Strength d4 -> d8, Med d10 -> d12, Tech d4 -> d6

[The Lupanian]

Level Implants up twice, from d6 to d10. Obviously I can’t upgrade my stats.

Spoiler:  Accomplishments (click to show/hide)

Helped kill thralls
Survived being cut in half
Killed a demon on my own with only 1 working limb
Found enough spares to fix myself
Got repaired (kinda)
Found and distributed tranquilizer and Zip ties to apprehend Friendly
Got my body replaced by a terminator body
Didn’t get killed by the Lizards or the Plant room
Lent Waifubot to Wil
Survived Kenny Rogers
Prevented Solitare
Knocked out Mr Friend.
Knocked out Sam

[Radio Controlled]

Save level-up for now.

Spoiler: What Yagyu done did (click to show/hide)

General
Catherding.
Welding shut and/or open a lot of doors.
Scanning rooms and objects to detect hazards & traps (explosives, turrets, you name it), and get info on what the hell was going on.
Placated Bob with snacks.

Sector V
Barricaded the door so that the thralls couldn't ambush us.
Shot at thralls.
Found syringe with strange biological suspension and determined what it was.

Sector R
Used a mining charge to blow up the psychic asshole (with help of spiderfriend).
Found parts to repair Ji with.

Sector Q
Cut the cable that was feeding power to the HELL portal (with help of Anya)
Dumped the electrical cable from the vent into the water (electrofishing), killing the crocopede demon
Used highly flammable fuel to blow up the Icon of Butchery and his friend the demon dog.
Gave medkit to Tara and shoved her into the crawlspace so she could resuscitate Anya, but to no avail
Set up partitions in the sector to wall off any remaining demons and create a safe passageway.

Sector N
Made signal jammer to block friendo from controlling his thralls effectively.

Sector M
Found where the controls to move the sector into place were.
Helped secure spiderfriend so he could go work said controls, then reeled him back in (spiderfishing).
Found what was making teammates ill.

Sector L
Found robro storage room.
Helped attach the experimental gun to Bob

Sector J
Navigated the darkness sector (aka fumbled about) and used spray paint to help get around.

Sector K
Started the halon gas infusion to douse the fire that was consuming the entire sector, allowing us passage.
Repaired own arm that had turned treacherous.

Sector H
Conversed with the survivors a bit and got some info out of them.
Helped escort the survivors to the ‘safety’ of the brobot sector.

Sector G
Just shuffling’ through.

Sector D
Learned about the lizard assassins and how they function.

Sector B
Helped with knocking out the thralls using anesthetic gas in the surgical suite.
Used sticky goop to cocoon all the thralls in that room, then shut off the room.
Drained the water away that was filling the sector.

Sector A
Got shot with a big laser trap!!! Still managed to unlock the door.
Gave mining explosive to spiderfriend to blow up the door with.
Convinced Sam not to install his flesh warper thingie to prevent the mission from getting dragged out even more.
Found the vents we used to bypass security.
Helped defeat the ‘thoughtform’ by thinking at it.
Made Ed rematerialize by slapping him on the bum.
Used goop to create a plug in the sector exit, preventing friendo from escaping.
Encased friendo in goop once he was stuck to the floor.
Threw a sack over friendo to stop more people from getting controlled.
Had command shock expanda 3 so he’d stop being an ass.
Called command for extraction so we could finally get out of this hellhole.

[Pancaek]

Saving level-up for now until I figure out where to go with this character exactly

Spoiler: things done during mission (click to show/hide)

In a previous life as Richter:
- Got shot in the stomach by a teammate
- Found HELL symbiote
- Succesfully "installed" said symbiote
- Figured out the mechanics of the symbiote
- Used symbiote powers to help navigate a sector with unnatural darkness

Current life, Edward Paganini Scrum:
- hacked acquired Pushbot
- Helped Pathos go through the computers in the surgical suite for information and other data
- Set up the mind injection device
- Operated the mind injection device to succesfully generate Anya 2.0
- Warned Yagyu and other of the message gotten from the voices when using the mind insertion device
- Worked together with Yagyu to chant, succesfully damaging/weakening the psychic manifestation and/or ghost of a certain pastime played with cardboard rectangles
- Did not do anything to further impede the completion of this mission

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Paganini Scrum
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.

Life: d2
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d4
Knowledge:d6
Fate: d4

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d12
Technology:d8
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Hacked Brobot (pushbot)

Traded OMNITECH Organosculpting system to Sam for 700 omnibux and 2 medical procedures, + preferential medic treatment in future missions

[syvarris]

I've been writing down everything Wilfred's done, all mission long!  He's a Senior Xeno Ambassador, so +150 OMNI.

Spoiler: Things done! (click to show/hide)

• Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.  And probably a bunch of other rooms.  He's kinda been shooting screens and speakers throughout the entire complex.
• Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
• Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
• Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.
• Shot some of the demons that were released in sector Q.
• Melted a giant statue of the company founder that was being telekinetically flung at the team, before it could even kill anyone!  Will leave out who the statue depicted when he reports this.
  
• Accused Leslie of being a mind-controlled thrall and attempted to shoot her.  Then ordered her to save Gabe (he was choking on his own zip ties), which she did do.  This doesn't sound impressive, but considering that the only other security team member nearby at the time was hovering over Gabe waiting for him to die so she could loot his gear...
  
• Found his way to the robotics & armament (?) sector's control room, where he remotely subverted a heavily armed guardbot to guard him.  And assist him with the mission, of course.  Reprogramming company property in order to save even more valuable company property shows forward thinking and positive initiative!
• Successfully hacked open the ammo room for Yagyu and friends.
• Hacked the endoskeleton robots to stop killing team members and instead escort the team out of the sector nonlethally.
• Found the exit from the vantablack sector, in literally the first turn of trying to find an exit.
• Blew up something in the flaming sector, probably an IED that was supposed to kill the entire team.  Totally.  So Wilfred actually reduced the damage caused by it, by blowing it up before it was a major risk!
  
• Uh.  Got killed and then was installed into the guardbot.
• "Accidentally" murdered two teammates by reprogramming his guardbot body to automatically target and kill... basically everyone.  Yes, it totally was accidental.  No, it was just a coincidence that the cultist who died had just threatened him.  He didn't take the threat seriously, anyway.
• After the aforementioned cultist's corpse began to apotheosize, casually summoned the hand of an elder god to drag it away to the nether realm and unmade.
• Utterly destroyed some kind of flesh-containing canister which was definitely a horrible trap meant to kill us all.
• Killed a man with an anti-tank weapon, before being blown up by a demo charge.
• Screamed at a hostile thoughtform determined to kill us all, possibly assisting with its eventual demise.
• Murdered Expendaclone, due to Expendaclone playing with flat game objects which cannot be named, just after said objects summoned the aforementioned hostile thoughtform.
• Murdered Expendaclone again, this time with a giant canine ghost, because Expendaclone got mind controlled and started shooting at allies.
• Disarmed Sam with ghosts, while Sam was mindcontrolled.
• Successfully remained unconscious during Derp's capture, avoiding falling to his reason/rage and murdering the mission target.

Teamkill count: 4 + 2-3(?) if accidentally activating the demon gate trap counts as teamkilling.

As for the levelup, I'd like to save it.  Since Wilfred had his body replaced twice in this mission, how does the stat upgrade even work?  Is it just lost, because he'll likely be returning his current body to its original owner?  Or can he upgrade whatever he gets as a replacement?

...Actually, he'll upgrade tech from d10 to d12.  And then apply for a promotion to Computer Seance Specialist.  He's already a master of all relevant skills.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
"Heavily damaged and patched up fox girl robot with an organic foot as a right arm, and organic arms as feet."
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)
Life: d6 (waifubot...)
Attack: d6 security rifle

Stats:
Str d6
Dex d6
Spd d6
End d6
Wil d6
Kno d6
Fte d6

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d4
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d12
Spc d4

Status: Pretty malformed?

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

OMNITECH Neuron reconfiguration helmet (Allows the level of two skills to be switched. Overuse causes reduction of levels.)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) (Three d4 magazines)
"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Two d8 magazines, one empty magazine)

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Code: [Select]

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: Disabled.
Hearing: Disabled; speech to text enabled.
Taste: Disabled.
Touch: Disabled.

[Ozarck]

((teamkilling champ right there, and impressive interaction with the ghost world, all done while channeling the attitude of muderpot itself. I'm gonna give it four "what are ya gonna do, shoot me?"s out of "I call pilot!"))

[m1895]

Spoiler: Anya's Accomplishments (click to show/hide)

-Convinced Toots to hand over his Electro implant controller to someone with cognitohazard protection
-Successfully convinced Tara to not look at a potentially cognitohazard memory card
-Provided Pathos with an earbud which he used to keep The Target off kilter and distracted from managing his thralls
-Pointed Yagyu to a software specialist
-Successfully secured transport to the rest of the team for a few guys
-Heroically saved the team from a runaway vehicle that was going to run them over
-Lost limb and lung in service of OMNITECH
-Fixed up Ji as best as possible given the resources available
-Got everyone to form a firing line to fend off demons
-Got Yagyu to cut the right cable to shutdown the runaway H.E.L.L. Portal, thus stopping an infinite horde of demons destroying The Target, as well as large sections of the facility, and quite possibly a decent chunk of the world (thus the customer base)
-More or less repaired yagyu even if he was a baby about percussive maintenance
-Directed our medic to treat a critically wounded operative
-Had my ribcage turned into a claymore by a biokinetic H.E.L.L. Creature, still survived for several minutes in spite of my inability to breath
-Became an Employee of the Week due to the above
-In spite of the possibility of permanent death, still took the risk to rejoin the team and continue the mission, despite this not being required
-Died a 2nd time in service of OMNITECH
-Contributed to research in undoing death itself

try to mime out that I want to bum an insurance card off someone, so that I can speak again

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Anya Sokolova
Physical Description: Wiry, roughly 6'4/193 cm tall, Anya cuts a striking figure compared to the diminutive height of most women at OMNITECH. Her nearly shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes merely amplifies that affect
Background: born in some rural shithole in Novosibirsk, Anya worked on her parents farm, mainly fixing up their only tractor. She decided to join the Russian engineer troops to make something of herself. One... eventful career later, and she decided it be better to go to OMNITECH than the Hague. Sometimes she wonders if that was the right choice.
Class: Combat Engineer
Unused level ups: 2
Life: d4
Attack: d4 generic personal sidearm/d4 monkey wrench

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d12
Tech: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: Vertical, breathing, slightly disorientated
Inventory:
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (2/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89
Sight: blindfold readied for use
Smell: noseplugs
Hearing: TTS earplugs
Taste: uhhh
Touch: does the jumpsuit count?

[piecewise]

(Giving this a bit more for anyone else to wander in and post. Also for me to make the next mission~)


By the way, just to address a few questions

1. Saving level ups is fine, but its an all or nothing deal. You can't use part of a level up now and save the other for later. Either you take both parts (even if it means losing part) or you take neither.

2. Skills can be leveled up regardless of body. Any ORGANIC body can level stats as well. Non-organic bodies must find other ways to level up stats, such as upgrading to a different body or being placed in an organic body. This is the price you pay for not bleeding out.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

2. Skills can be leveled up regardless of body. Any ORGANIC body can level stats as well. Non-organic bodies must find other ways to level up stats, such as upgrading to a different body or being placed in an organic body. This is the price you pay for not bleeding out.

((Does this include flesh horrors and/or xenomorphs?))

[NAV]

What about cyborgs and other half robots? Exactly what percentage mechanical do you have to be to not get level ups?

[m1895]

What about cyborgs and other half robots? Exactly what percentage mechanical do you have to be to not get level ups?

presumably the point where you can't bleed out.

[piecewise]

2. Skills can be leveled up regardless of body. Any ORGANIC body can level stats as well. Non-organic bodies must find other ways to level up stats, such as upgrading to a different body or being placed in an organic body. This is the price you pay for not bleeding out.

((Does this include flesh horrors and/or xenomorphs?))

Yes.

What about cyborgs and other half robots? Exactly what percentage mechanical do you have to be to not get level ups?

I mean I could get in depth and say that if you have mechanical muscles you can't get strength up but whatever. If you are significantly gears instead of meat, then no stat leveling.

Things done:
-Discovered what was Derp's deal.
-Made a sleeping gas that was used to knock out weirdos (and EEED)
-Made some harmless littler chlorine gas
-Removed the harmless gas from Burt's lungs.
-Vibrated out of you-know-what's grasp.
-Shot cards out of expandoclone's hand
-Helped drive away you-know-what god
-Resurrected the dead, she'll want her Nobel delivered in 5 days or less, thank you very much.

Level up:
Implants d4> d6 > d8
Will d6 > d8 > d10

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Samantha "Sam" Endashale
Description: Sam used to be a research scientist at a prestigious biotech company until her distressing vigor for human experimentation got her fired. That, or perhaps the 3 graduate students that went missing under her tutelage. Regardless of the reason, she ended up finding work at OMNITECH. She chose a field position herself, and seems to be eagerly awaiting the chance to try....something....

She's a stimulant addict and has wide, staring eyes.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Space Suit
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d10
Knowledge:d4
Fate: d8

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d4
Explosives:d4
Implants:d6
Mechanics:d8
Technology:d4
Medical:d12
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Status: Toasty and sleepy.
Sight: Pupils are dilated.
Smell: Smells like iron.
Hearing: Ears are full of human juice.
Taste: As normal as one can be.
Touch: All tingly.

OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 0
Emergency battery pack
Gasmask
OMNITECH Organosculpting system
OMNITECH Space Suit
OMNITECH Generic Knife
Hover Dolly
1 dose of painkillers

Credits 0 (-700 debt)

Things done: 0

Message from OMNITECH accounting:
1200 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Odds of survival: Poor. 

Message from OMNITECH Admin:
You have been promoted to: Senior Medical Officer
100 Omni Raise, Medkit automatically refills after every mission.
Note: Good job maintaining headcount.

Message from OMNITECH legal department:
All medical procedures and their resulting awards (Monetary or otherwise) are property of OMNITECH.

Bob

Also, Levelup: Will d4->d6->d8, Implants d4->d6->d8

P.S. Bob is already recognized as professor, so whatever promotion that involves applies.

((Angry, That's one level-up. You have a second available))

Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d8
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d8
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Bob's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
ego overrider
Money: 0

Spoiler: things Bob did this mission (click to show/hide)

Broke something in the fish aisle.
ate recently liberated fish
became loveable, toothy, mascot
explored deep, dark hole with his specialized rod. Hole was deep, and dark
ate infected corspe,
discovered weird illness
acquired weird illness
survived weird illness
failed to 3d print a cat to wear as a hat
repaired nuclear power cell
ate nuclear power cell
defeated obstructionist 3d printer in melee
greeted securibot affably (for an alligator)
acquired experimental bolt action steel brick
did not fire experimental brick at the darkness
guided Tara through the darkness
ate BIG SNACK
opened fire suppressant control panel
dragged Tara to medical assistance
discarded experimental gun
pool
Bob
Ate human surgical samples
'repaired' 'broken' door to surgical suite
accessorized quite nicely (x2)
Flooded Sector (B?)
Fixed Yagyu without even biting him once
Go Fish
Swamp
Reboot Electrobuddies. Repaired Yagyu Again

Message from OMNITECH accounting:
1100 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Try not to eat it this time. 

Message from OMNITECH Admin:
You have been promoted to: Team Mascot
One (1) OMNITECH "Croc-o-Snak" box per mission. 
One (1) Decorative hat and mini-cape with embroidered Team Designation
Note: Animal control has been detained.

Level up:
Dexterity d4 > d6
Fate d6 > d8
Mechanics d6 > d8
Occult d6 > d8

Spoiler: "Accomplishments" (click to show/hide)

-Guarded a door, kept watch for giant invisible lizards
-Lent a laundry hamper and a hammer to Tara to help attempt to open a door
-Temporarily hooked up a communucator to Wilfred's disembodied robot brain, allowing him to communicate
-Kept watch some more
-Took care of of Yagyu's clutter for a bit
-Started the card game, which ultimately did open the door to Derp
-Happened to feed Bob some fish during the game which shall not be named
-Discovered "Fatal Superposition", a state of existing in all places at once until an attack hits you and verifies your location
-Kicked Anya's recapitated corpse, maybe channeling fatal superposition energies and bringing the ghost back to the body. I have no idea.
-Distracted a brainwashed Expendaclone for a bit.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit, sensory deprivation suit, combined sensory deprivation/space helmet)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (Hammer)


Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d6
Occult: d8
Speech: d6

Status: Peppy
Senses deprived!

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
Disposable Spacesuit
Sensory deprivation suit
Combined sensory deprivation/space helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
>FOF program, works on murderbots
Universal Communicator (broken)
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)
Omnitech Riot Suit
OMNITECH Omni-light

Money: 1000 omni

Message from OMNITECH accounting:
1000 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Let this be an object lesson in the folly of meddling with higher powers.

Spoiler: EEED Deeds (click to show/hide)

- Made a spirited attempt at chiropractically exorcising Larry before his untimely death
- Defended against the Yajuta chameleons by creating large water puddle
- Performed janitorial duties (ensured work area was clean and free of debris when needed)
- Provided chiropractic care indiscriminately for the benefit of all team members, including guns
- Made a spirited attempt at repairing Wilfred's robot body
- Founded the Congregation of ED, dedicated to spreading the holy name of ED far and wide
- Assisted in KOing all those people in the surgical suite (including myself)
- Cleaned everyone when they got covered in blood the first time Bob flooded the level
- Made people aware they were living in a surveillance state
- Used my immense faith in ED to not only push back, but ultimately defeat the square-gambling-paper demon!
- Assisted in reattaching Anya's head (and presumably soul)
- Assisted in subduing mind-controlled teammates (by electrocuting everyone after Bob flooded the level again)

Spoiler: EEED (click to show/hide)

Name: EEED (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable)

Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.

Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.

Class: Sanitation Officer
Life: d2
Attack: d2

Stats:
d8 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d6 Technology
d12 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech

Status:
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop
Staff of Ed (Wilfred’s detached gun-arm)
Protech Computronium (1 liter)

Spoiler: Congregation of ED (click to show/hide)

Details about the most wholesome, innocuous religion OMNICORP's ever seen!
Current members: EEED

THE SCRIPTURES OF ED:

1. HARM YE NOT THOSE WHICH HAVE THE SACRED NAME
2. THE SACRED NAME IS ED, COMPRISED OF AN INFINITUDE OF BOTH E AND D
3. TO ATTAIN SACRED STATUS ONE MAY APPEND MORE LETTERS TO THEIR NAME, PROVIDED THOSE LETTERS ARE E AND D IN EQUAL PROPORTION. SACRED DEEDS ARE REQUIRED TO ADVANCE THE HOLINESS OF ONE'S NAME
4. THY TASK IS TO HEAL ALL THOSE LACKING THE SACRED NAME, AND IN DOING SO CHANGE THEIR FORMS OF ADDRESS PART BY PART INTO THE SACRED NAME
5. NEVER BETRAY ANOTHER ED FOR YOU ARE BOTH MANIFESTATIONS OF THE SACRED NAME, WHICH LOVES ITSELF
6. THE HIGHEST OF CALLINGS IS WORKING TO ADVANCE THE MANIFESTATION OF THE PRIME ED, WHETHER BY SHAPING OTHERS INTO VESSELS FOR THE SACRED NAME OR BY DIVINING THE WAYS THAT THE FABRIC OF REALITY MAY BE MADE TO WELCOME THE TRUTH OF ED
7. THE NAME WV AND ALL VARIATIONS THEREOF, BEING THE ANTITHESIS OF ED, IS THE ENEMY. DESTROY IT WHEREVER IT IS FOUND

Spoiler: STANpool (click to show/hide)

For people who've chosen to bet on when Sam will destroy her own mind and turn into an uncontrollable gribbly flesh horror that needs to be put down. Any bet may be placed, doesn't have to be OMNI, along with a time when you think it's gonna happen by. If that time passes without a STAN incident, you either forfeit your bet to the pool or can choose another time, but you have to put in another bet on top of your original one - again, can be anything. Whoever's guess lands closest to the inevitable STANification wins the pot.

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: 500 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 5th mission'
m1895: 200 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 4th mission'
Xantalos: 1 E from EEED's name for 'on or before Sam's 5th modification to herself'

Levelup: Strength d4 -> d8, Med d10 -> d12, Tech d4 -> d6

Message from OMNITECH accounting:
1250 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: 50 extra credited for Religious Exemptions 

Message from OMNITECH Admin:
You have been promoted to: Team Priest
Raise Occult by 1 level immediately.
Note: Life has many doors, Eeed boy.

Level Implants up twice, from d6 to d10. Obviously I can’t upgrade my stats.

Spoiler:  Accomplishments (click to show/hide)

Helped kill thralls
Survived being cut in half
Killed a demon on my own with only 1 working limb
Found enough spares to fix myself
Got repaired (kinda)
Found and distributed tranquilizer and Zip ties to apprehend Friendly
Got my body replaced by a terminator body
Didn’t get killed by the Lizards or the Plant room
Lent Waifubot to Wil
Survived Kenny Rogers
Prevented Solitare
Knocked out Mr Friend.
Knocked out Sam

Message from OMNITECH accounting:
1500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: That demon thing was pretty cool. 

Message from OMNITECH Admin:
You have been promoted to: Senior Security Expert
Standard gear upgrade: One (1) Amplified Bat, One (1) Piledriver carbine (+2 magazines)
Note: Violence is often the answer.

Save level-up for now.

Spoiler: What Yagyu done did (click to show/hide)

General
Catherding.
Welding shut and/or open a lot of doors.
Scanning rooms and objects to detect hazards & traps (explosives, turrets, you name it), and get info on what the hell was going on.
Placated Bob with snacks.

Sector V
Barricaded the door so that the thralls couldn't ambush us.
Shot at thralls.
Found syringe with strange biological suspension and determined what it was.

Sector R
Used a mining charge to blow up the psychic asshole (with help of spiderfriend).
Found parts to repair Ji with.

Sector Q
Cut the cable that was feeding power to the HELL portal (with help of Anya)
Dumped the electrical cable from the vent into the water (electrofishing), killing the crocopede demon
Used highly flammable fuel to blow up the Icon of Butchery and his friend the demon dog.
Gave medkit to Tara and shoved her into the crawlspace so she could resuscitate Anya, but to no avail
Set up partitions in the sector to wall off any remaining demons and create a safe passageway.

Sector N
Made signal jammer to block friendo from controlling his thralls effectively.

Sector M
Found where the controls to move the sector into place were.
Helped secure spiderfriend so he could go work said controls, then reeled him back in (spiderfishing).
Found what was making teammates ill.

Sector L
Found robro storage room.
Helped attach the experimental gun to Bob

Sector J
Navigated the darkness sector (aka fumbled about) and used spray paint to help get around.

Sector K
Started the halon gas infusion to douse the fire that was consuming the entire sector, allowing us passage.
Repaired own arm that had turned treacherous.

Sector H
Conversed with the survivors a bit and got some info out of them.
Helped escort the survivors to the ‘safety’ of the brobot sector.

Sector G
Just shuffling’ through.

Sector D
Learned about the lizard assassins and how they function.

Sector B
Helped with knocking out the thralls using anesthetic gas in the surgical suite.
Used sticky goop to cocoon all the thralls in that room, then shut off the room.
Drained the water away that was filling the sector.

Sector A
Got shot with a big laser trap!!! Still managed to unlock the door.
Gave mining explosive to spiderfriend to blow up the door with.
Convinced Sam not to install his flesh warper thingie to prevent the mission from getting dragged out even more.
Found the vents we used to bypass security.
Helped defeat the ‘thoughtform’ by thinking at it.
Made Ed rematerialize by slapping him on the bum.
Used goop to create a plug in the sector exit, preventing friendo from escaping.
Encased friendo in goop once he was stuck to the floor.
Threw a sack over friendo to stop more people from getting controlled.
Had command shock expanda 3 so he’d stop being an ass.
Called command for extraction so we could finally get out of this hellhole.

Message from OMNITECH accounting:
1800 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: One day the shenanigans will come for you too.

Message from OMNITECH Admin:
You have been promoted to: Team Captain
100 Omni Raise, Access to all team shock implants. Crushing responsibility.
Note: May you live in interesting times.

Saving level-up for now until I figure out where to go with this character exactly

Spoiler: things done during mission (click to show/hide)

In a previous life as Richter:
- Got shot in the stomach by a teammate
- Found HELL symbiote
- Succesfully "installed" said symbiote
- Figured out the mechanics of the symbiote
- Used symbiote powers to help navigate a sector with unnatural darkness

Current life, Edward Paganini Scrum:
- hacked acquired Pushbot
- Helped Pathos go through the computers in the surgical suite for information and other data
- Set up the mind injection device
- Operated the mind injection device to succesfully generate Anya 2.0
- Warned Yagyu and other of the message gotten from the voices when using the mind insertion device
- Worked together with Yagyu to chant, succesfully damaging/weakening the psychic manifestation and/or ghost of a certain pastime played with cardboard rectangles
- Did not do anything to further impede the completion of this mission

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Paganini Scrum
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.

Life: d2
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d4
Knowledge:d6
Fate: d4

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d12
Technology:d8
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Hacked Brobot (pushbot)

Traded OMNITECH Organosculpting system to Sam for 700 omnibux and 2 medical procedures, + preferential medic treatment in future missions

Message from OMNITECH accounting:
1000 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: The clock is ticking... 

I've been writing down everything Wilfred's done, all mission long!  He's a Senior Xeno Ambassador, so +150 OMNI.

Spoiler: Things done! (click to show/hide)

• Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.  And probably a bunch of other rooms.  He's kinda been shooting screens and speakers throughout the entire complex.
• Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
• Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
• Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.
• Shot some of the demons that were released in sector Q.
• Melted a giant statue of the company founder that was being telekinetically flung at the team, before it could even kill anyone!  Will leave out who the statue depicted when he reports this.
  
• Accused Leslie of being a mind-controlled thrall and attempted to shoot her.  Then ordered her to save Gabe (he was choking on his own zip ties), which she did do.  This doesn't sound impressive, but considering that the only other security team member nearby at the time was hovering over Gabe waiting for him to die so she could loot his gear...
  
• Found his way to the robotics & armament (?) sector's control room, where he remotely subverted a heavily armed guardbot to guard him.  And assist him with the mission, of course.  Reprogramming company property in order to save even more valuable company property shows forward thinking and positive initiative!
• Successfully hacked open the ammo room for Yagyu and friends.
• Hacked the endoskeleton robots to stop killing team members and instead escort the team out of the sector nonlethally.
• Found the exit from the vantablack sector, in literally the first turn of trying to find an exit.
• Blew up something in the flaming sector, probably an IED that was supposed to kill the entire team.  Totally.  So Wilfred actually reduced the damage caused by it, by blowing it up before it was a major risk!
  
• Uh.  Got killed and then was installed into the guardbot.
• "Accidentally" murdered two teammates by reprogramming his guardbot body to automatically target and kill... basically everyone.  Yes, it totally was accidental.  No, it was just a coincidence that the cultist who died had just threatened him.  He didn't take the threat seriously, anyway.
• After the aforementioned cultist's corpse began to apotheosize, casually summoned the hand of an elder god to drag it away to the nether realm and unmade.
• Utterly destroyed some kind of flesh-containing canister which was definitely a horrible trap meant to kill us all.
• Killed a man with an anti-tank weapon, before being blown up by a demo charge.
• Screamed at a hostile thoughtform determined to kill us all, possibly assisting with its eventual demise.
• Murdered Expendaclone, due to Expendaclone playing with flat game objects which cannot be named, just after said objects summoned the aforementioned hostile thoughtform.
• Murdered Expendaclone again, this time with a giant canine ghost, because Expendaclone got mind controlled and started shooting at allies.
• Disarmed Sam with ghosts, while Sam was mindcontrolled.
• Successfully remained unconscious during Derp's capture, avoiding falling to his reason/rage and murdering the mission target.

Teamkill count: 4 + 2-3(?) if accidentally activating the demon gate trap counts as teamkilling.

As for the levelup, I'd like to save it.  Since Wilfred had his body replaced twice in this mission, how does the stat upgrade even work?  Is it just lost, because he'll likely be returning his current body to its original owner?  Or can he upgrade whatever he gets as a replacement?

...Actually, he'll upgrade tech from d10 to d12.  And then apply for a promotion to Computer Seance Specialist.  He's already a master of all relevant skills.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
"Heavily damaged and patched up fox girl robot with an organic foot as a right arm, and organic arms as feet."
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)
Life: d6 (waifubot...)
Attack: d6 security rifle

Stats:
Str d6
Dex d6
Spd d6
End d6
Wil d6
Kno d6
Fte d6

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d4
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d12
Spc d4

Status: Pretty malformed?

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

OMNITECH Neuron reconfiguration helmet (Allows the level of two skills to be switched. Overuse causes reduction of levels.)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) (Three d4 magazines)
"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Two d8 magazines, one empty magazine)

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Code: [Select]

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: Disabled.
Hearing: Disabled; speech to text enabled.
Taste: Disabled.
Touch: Disabled.

Message from OMNITECH accounting:
1450 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Calm down.

Message from OMNITECH Phycological wellness board
This number is out of service. Please check the number and dial again.

Spoiler: Anya's Accomplishments (click to show/hide)

-Convinced Toots to hand over his Electro implant controller to someone with cognitohazard protection
-Successfully convinced Tara to not look at a potentially cognitohazard memory card
-Provided Pathos with an earbud which he used to keep The Target off kilter and distracted from managing his thralls
-Pointed Yagyu to a software specialist
-Successfully secured transport to the rest of the team for a few guys
-Heroically saved the team from a runaway vehicle that was going to run them over
-Lost limb and lung in service of OMNITECH
-Fixed up Ji as best as possible given the resources available
-Got everyone to form a firing line to fend off demons
-Got Yagyu to cut the right cable to shutdown the runaway H.E.L.L. Portal, thus stopping an infinite horde of demons destroying The Target, as well as large sections of the facility, and quite possibly a decent chunk of the world (thus the customer base)
-More or less repaired yagyu even if he was a baby about percussive maintenance
-Directed our medic to treat a critically wounded operative
-Had my ribcage turned into a claymore by a biokinetic H.E.L.L. Creature, still survived for several minutes in spite of my inability to breath
-Became an Employee of the Week due to the above
-In spite of the possibility of permanent death, still took the risk to rejoin the team and continue the mission, despite this not being required
-Died a 2nd time in service of OMNITECH
-Contributed to research in undoing death itself

try to mime out that I want to bum an insurance card off someone, so that I can speak again

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Anya Sokolova
Physical Description: Wiry, roughly 6'4/193 cm tall, Anya cuts a striking figure compared to the diminutive height of most women at OMNITECH. Her nearly shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes merely amplifies that affect
Background: born in some rural shithole in Novosibirsk, Anya worked on her parents farm, mainly fixing up their only tractor. She decided to join the Russian engineer troops to make something of herself. One... eventful career later, and she decided it be better to go to OMNITECH than the Hague. Sometimes she wonders if that was the right choice.
Class: Combat Engineer
Unused level ups: 2
Life: d4
Attack: d4 generic personal sidearm/d4 monkey wrench

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d12
Tech: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: Vertical, breathing, slightly disorientated
Inventory: in the custody of Yagyu
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (2/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89
Sight: blindfold readied for use
Smell: noseplugs
Hearing: TTS earplugs
Taste: uhhh
Touch: does the jumpsuit count?

Message from OMNITECH accounting:
1250 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: All Debts will eventually come due.

Message from OMNITECH Admin:
You have been promoted to: [REDACTED]
+1 Fate Level.
Note: Something stirs...








As the Catipillar continues its ascent a holographic projector in the hold ceiling opens up like a glass eye squeezing out of a metal socket and starts vomiting green light down into the room. This light coalesces from a haze of firefly lights into the shimmering vision of your Ape supervisors. A poorly rendered but intelligible reproduction of their voices is piped in, about a quarter second desynced with their images.

Congratulations team! You've exceeded all expections! Now that you're safe and returning I'm free to tell you that the Admin...well they didn't really expect you to survive this. They were just hoping you'd be able to find the target and radio in his location before you died. That way a compo...well another team could move in and take it from there.  But I always believed in you! And there's absolutely no way I would volunteer you for a suicide mission just because the previous security team shot me nearly to death. Heavens no!  In any case, great job!

とても長かったです。

It is the opinion of everyone here that you've all earned yourself a bit of a vacation! The only question is where you'd like to go; We've got several options lined up for you. Lets see...We have a Miss...Vacation on an island in the pacific, one on an interstellar colony cluster heading towards Sirius, and a third one in...the Neo Detroit exclusion zone! How ...Vibrant!

企業での休暇よりも死が望ましい

What do you all think? Can I see a show of hands for each option?

[Ozarck]

Bob will visit his snack dispensers friends in Experimental and hack up his thermonuclear device and his ego overrider, with the intent of getting a semi-autonomous thermonuclear cat, using the spiderbot tech and, or course, the 3d printing tech my characters are so fond of.

((to be clear, I am exchanging the thermonuclear device and ego overrider to create an implant controlled robot or cyborg kitten of a highly volatile nature. I am willing to be limited to only being able to act as the Saurian or the Cybercat on any given turn, or even requiring a full turn and stated action to switch between, even though there is no such stated restriction on the spiderbot. Alternatively, since I am throwing the ego overrider in there, use of implant skill to control the cat is fine. And it being semi-autonomous leaves room for GM shenanicats. Bob's gonna get his nuclear cat hat. He's GONNA!

costs:
thermonuclear device: ?
Ego Overrider: Christmas gift, valued at 1000 OMNI

Spiderbot: cost 600 Omni

Labor: Heck, it's Bob. He's a good test subject, who would charge him for labor?))

Spoiler: Team Mascot (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d8
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d8
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Bob's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges). strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of 5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
ego overrider
decorative hat
mini cape
Money: 1100

Spoiler: things Bob did this mission (click to show/hide)

Array

[m1895]

-Well first, might as well wave her new job title in front of the monkey's face to see how he reacts to it.
-The next most absolutely critical -thing to do is get that cognition copier reinstalled.
-Then see if SAM is willing to perform some aftercare and use that organosculpt-whatever to fix up her nerves and vocal cords. Bribe with a handpicked selection of experimental nootropics (one of each type) if necessary.
-finally, buy a hoverboard (-250 OMNI)

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Anya Sokolova
Physical Description: Wiry, roughly 6'4/193 cm tall, Anya cuts a striking figure compared to the diminutive height of most women at OMNITECH. Her nearly shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes merely amplifies that affect
Background: born in some rural shithole in Novosibirsk, Anya worked on her parents farm, mainly fixing up their only tractor. She decided to join the Russian engineer troops to make something of herself. One... eventful career later, and she decided it be better to go to OMNITECH than the Hague. Sometimes she wonders if that was the right choice.
Class: Combat Engineer
Unused level ups: 2
Life: d4
Attack: d4 generic personal sidearm/d4 monkey wrench

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d12
Tech: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: Vertical, breathing, slightly disorientated
Inventory:
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (2/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89
Sight: blindfold readied for use
Smell: noseplugs
Hearing: TTS earplugs
Taste: uhhh
Touch: does the jumpsuit count?