Topic: MOOK: Such sights to see (Read 495262 times)

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES · « **Reply #3135 on:** January 23, 2021, 12:24:06 pm »

"That guy over there tried to shoot me! You security goons should beat him up and sacrifice him to EEED's god!" Sam yelled pointing at the expandoclone "Also get out of the way, I'm about to attempt the third case of a decapitation being cured!"

Sam will use a medkit charge to stitch Anya's head back on, then inject her heart with stimulant as to make it beat again, then ask FUCKING EDWARD to use his DOOM or FUCKING WILFREEED to use his helmet power to put the ghost back in the meatsuit.

ALSO DON'T LOOK AT THE DOOR, KEEP EARBUDS ON AND TRY NOT TO SMELL ANY MR. FRIENDS.

P.S: Shoot Solitaire's man hands (again)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ozarck · « **Reply #3136 on:** January 23, 2021, 12:30:54 pm »

Waddle foraward and demand negotiations. If negotiations are forthcoming, eat them. If they are not forthcomng, eat the negotiators.

Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: things Bob did this mission (click to show/hide)

Radio Controlled · « **Reply #3137 on:** January 23, 2021, 12:49:37 pm »

Quote

A final card, much like the one from before, materializes in front of it. An ace of spades goes spinning down the hall again, missing everyone and instead slamming straight into the door. It cleaves through metal and the other disintegrating card and finishes the cut the first one made. As the card vanishes, the vault door grinds and drops to the ground, toppling over with an earth shattering THUD of metal on metal.

The way forward is open...

!

"Everyone get your sensory deprivation shit on! RIGHT NOW!"

Confirm deprivation measures are active.

Get in cover and check what is behind the doors that just opened, goop to the floor anything that moves in there. If nothing comes up use the scanner to see if there's anything lurking in there I didn't immediately spot.

Loan Sam 1 dose of painkillers for the purpose of getting Anya back alive and capable, should it help.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

Naturegirl1999 · « **Reply #3138 on:** January 23, 2021, 01:35:32 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Code: (senses and blocking of them) [Select]

Sight: Blindfold
Smell: Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Hearing:Text to Speech Earplugs, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Taste:Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit

Wait for Yagyu to do the scanning
After the required scan and shooting, can you tell us what you found?

Xantalos · « **Reply #3139 on:** January 23, 2021, 03:40:00 pm »

EEED stands exultant. His first true foe, vanquished! Glory in ED’s Name!
”And thus did ED speak unto the crowd at the convenience store - YEA, giveth unto me twenty-five shekels and I will bestow upon thee a broken jawbone, which is sacred to Me. But gamble thine goods away in games of chance and leave no bounty for the smallest of Edwards and I shall smite thee with mine Breath, which smelleth of mint and pineapple!”

Take some time to pose triumphantly! \[T]/

Then go help reattach Anya’s head, since I am both somewhat actually skilled in spinal matters and favored by ED. Use the power of prayer to help her soul if Sam manages the reattachment fine on her own.

Spoiler: EEED (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: STANpool (click to show/hide)

NAV · « **Reply #3140 on:** January 23, 2021, 04:12:15 pm »

Quote from: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on January 23, 2021, 12:24:06 pm

"That guy over there tried to shoot me! You security goons should beat him up and sacrifice him to EEED's god!" Sam yelled pointing at the expandoclone "Also get out of the way, I'm about to attempt the third case of a decapitation being cured!"

Sam will use a medkit charge to stitch Anya's head back on, then inject her heart with stimulant as to make it beat again, then ask FUCKING EDWARD to use his helmet power to put the ghost back in the meatsuit.

ALSO DON'T LOOK AT THE DOOR, KEEP EARBUDS ON AND TRY NOT TO SMELL ANY MR. FRIENDS.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Name: Samantha "Sam" Endashale
Description: Sam used to be a research scientist at a prestigious biotech company until her distressing vigor for human experimentation got her fired. That, or perhaps the 3 graduate students that went missing under her tutelage. Regardless of the reason, she ended up finding work at OMNITECH. She chose a field position herself, and seems to be eagerly awaiting the chance to try....something....

She's a stimulant addict and has wide, staring eyes.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Space Suit
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate: d8

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d4
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Technology:d4
Medical:d12
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Status: LIKE A BLOODY STORM~
Sight: Pupils are dilated.
Smell: Smells like iron.
Hearing: Ears are full of human juice.
Taste: As normal as one can be.
Touch: All tingly.

OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 0
Emergency battery pack
Gasmask
OMNITECH Organosculpting system
OMNITECH Space Suit
OMNITECH Generic Knife
Hover Dolly
1 dose of painkillers

Credits 0 (-700 debt)

Things done:
-Discovered what was Derp's deal.
-Made a sleeping gas that was used to knock out weirdos (and EEED)
-Made some harmless littler chlorine gas
-Removed the harmless gas from Burt's lungs.
-Vibrated out of you-know-what's grasp.
-Shot cards out of expandoclone's hand
-Helped drive away you-know-what god

"What do you want me to do!? I think you meant Fucking Wilfred! He's the one with the fancy brain changing helmet thing. The only special helmet powers I have are breathing and not seeing.

.....guess I can give something a try though."

Sensory deprivations activate.

When Anya's head is reattached and her heart is beating, give her a light kick. Maybe I stillhave enough of the doom energy and maybe ghost state is close enough to fatal superposition for it to work. I have no idea. Kick as far away from the head as possible, like on the foot or something.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)

The Lupanian · « **Reply #3141 on:** January 23, 2021, 05:14:12 pm »

After assuring that E-clone isn’t still causing trouble, prepare to provide backup to the team if necessary.

Spoiler: JiBot (click to show/hide)

m1895 · « **Reply #3142 on:** January 23, 2021, 11:05:34 pm »

As we all know, clone copies have souls separate from their progenitors. We also know ghosts can merge together to become more powerful, and that the second ghost has in no way diverged mentally from the og Anya, so it would be a seamless merge.. Another thing we know is that the first Ghost!Anya has been stalking the team, since she told Gabe "It should have been you" when he almost choked to death on a piece of plastic for no reason. We've now reached the only logical conclusion.

Ghost!Anya will merge with OtherGhost!Anya to reenter her body

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

King Zultan · « **Reply #3143 on:** January 24, 2021, 06:09:01 am »

"All nice and properly shut down."
Get out of the server room and see what everyone else is doing.

Is there a way I can get paid more per mission without having to do extra work?
Is there a way to knockout Durp without getting near him and is that something to knock him out with near by.
Is there a room in this sector that has weapons and ammo?

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Screech9791 · « **Reply #3144 on:** January 24, 2021, 04:58:40 pm »

>Play some Solitaire.

Naturegirl1999 · « **Reply #3145 on:** January 24, 2021, 05:49:18 pm »

Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on January 24, 2021, 04:58:40 pm

>Play some Solitaire.

Don’t, we just got done killing a thing formed by the thing you’re trying to do, put the forsaken rectangles away

Screech9791 · « **Reply #3146 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:56:52 pm »

Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on January 24, 2021, 05:49:18 pm

-snip-
Don’t, we just got done killing a thing formed by the thing you’re trying to do, put the forsaken rectangles away

Fuck you I just wanna play Solitaire

syvarris · « **Reply #3147 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:48:21 am »

"Oh god damnit, do you have a brain? STOP TOUCHING THE DAMN CARDS! FUCK CARDS!"

Y'know, I was wondering whether I should swap to occult anyway and try to help with the soul shenanigans, but the dude messing with cards has made the choice for me. Don't swap, hold the security rifle on him, and shoot if he seriously insists on messing with cards.

While we're here, how long does the reconfiguration helmet's effect last? For one turn? The rest of the mission? The rest of the game?

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Code: [Select]

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: Disabled.
Hearing: Disabled; speech to text enabled.
Taste: Disabled.
Touch: Disabled.

piecewise · « **Reply #3148 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:29:49 am »

Quote from: Xantalos on January 23, 2021, 03:40:00 pm

EEED stands exultant. His first true foe, vanquished! Glory in ED’s Name!
”And thus did ED speak unto the crowd at the convenience store - YEA, giveth unto me twenty-five shekels and I will bestow upon thee a broken jawbone, which is sacred to Me. But gamble thine goods away in games of chance and leave no bounty for the smallest of Edwards and I shall smite thee with mine Breath, which smelleth of mint and pineapple!”

Take some time to pose triumphantly! \[T]/

Then go help reattach Anya’s head, since I am both somewhat actually skilled in spinal matters and favored by ED. Use the power of prayer to help her soul if Sam manages the reattachment fine on her own.

Spoiler: EEED (click to show/hide)
Name: EEED (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable)

Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.

Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.

Class: Sanitation Officer
Life: d2
Attack: d2

Stats:
d4 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d4 Technology
d10 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech

Status: Spiritually teabagging Kenny Rogers
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop
Staff of Ed (Wilfred’s detached gun-arm)
Protech Computronium (1 liter)

Senses:
Sight - Eyemask (presumably stretched over jumpsuit head)
Hearing - Text-to-speech earbuds
Touch - Suit probably insulates
Taste - Suit probably insulates
Smell - Suit probably insulates
Empathy - Only a facsimile, EEED isn't fully aware that other people are real
Spoiler: STANpool (click to show/hide)
For people who've chosen to bet on when Sam will destroy her own mind and turn into an uncontrollable gribbly flesh horror that needs to be put down. Any bet may be placed, doesn't have to be OMNI, along with a time when you think it's gonna happen by. If that time passes without a STAN incident, you either forfeit your bet to the pool or can choose another time, but you have to put in another bet on top of your original one - again, can be anything. Whoever's guess lands closest to the inevitable STANification wins the pot.

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: 500 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 5th mission'
m1895: 200 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 4th mission'
Xantalos: 1 E from EEED's name for 'on or before Sam's 5th modification to herself’

Quote from: m1895 on January 23, 2021, 11:05:34 pm

As we all know, clone copies have souls separate from their progenitors. We also know ghosts can merge together to become more powerful, and that the second ghost has in no way diverged mentally from the og Anya, so it would be a seamless merge.. Another thing we know is that the first Ghost!Anya has been stalking the team, since she told Gabe "It should have been you" when he almost choked to death on a piece of plastic for no reason. We've now reached the only logical conclusion.

Ghost!Anya will merge with OtherGhost!Anya to reenter her body
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
d4 Occult
d100% ghostness

Quote from: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on January 23, 2021, 12:24:06 pm

"That guy over there tried to shoot me! You security goons should beat him up and sacrifice him to EEED's god!" Sam yelled pointing at the expandoclone "Also get out of the way, I'm about to attempt the third case of a decapitation being cured!"

Sam will use a medkit charge to stitch Anya's head back on, then inject her heart with stimulant as to make it beat again, then ask FUCKING EDWARD to use his DOOM or FUCKING WILFREEED to use his helmet power to put the ghost back in the meatsuit.

ALSO DON'T LOOK AT THE DOOR, KEEP EARBUDS ON AND TRY NOT TO SMELL ANY MR. FRIENDS.

P.S: Shoot Solitaire's man hands (again)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Name: Samantha "Sam" Endashale
Description: Sam used to be a research scientist at a prestigious biotech company until her distressing vigor for human experimentation got her fired. That, or perhaps the 3 graduate students that went missing under her tutelage. Regardless of the reason, she ended up finding work at OMNITECH. She chose a field position herself, and seems to be eagerly awaiting the chance to try....something....

She's a stimulant addict and has wide, staring eyes.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Space Suit
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate: d8

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d4
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Technology:d4
Medical:d12
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Status: LIKE A BLOODY STORM~
Sight: Pupils are dilated.
Smell: Smells like iron.
Hearing: Ears are full of human juice.
Taste: As normal as one can be.
Touch: All tingly.

OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 0
Emergency battery pack
Gasmask
OMNITECH Organosculpting system
OMNITECH Space Suit
OMNITECH Generic Knife
Hover Dolly
1 dose of painkillers

Credits 0 (-700 debt)

Things done:
-Discovered what was Derp's deal.
-Made a sleeping gas that was used to knock out weirdos (and EEED)
-Made some harmless littler chlorine gas
-Removed the harmless gas from Burt's lungs.
-Vibrated out of you-know-what's grasp.
-Shot cards out of expandoclone's hand
-Helped drive away you-know-what god

Quote from: NAV on January 23, 2021, 04:12:15 pm

Quote from: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on January 23, 2021, 12:24:06 pm
"That guy over there tried to shoot me! You security goons should beat him up and sacrifice him to EEED's god!" Sam yelled pointing at the expandoclone "Also get out of the way, I'm about to attempt the third case of a decapitation being cured!"

Sam will use a medkit charge to stitch Anya's head back on, then inject her heart with stimulant as to make it beat again, then ask FUCKING EDWARD to use his helmet power to put the ghost back in the meatsuit.

ALSO DON'T LOOK AT THE DOOR, KEEP EARBUDS ON AND TRY NOT TO SMELL ANY MR. FRIENDS.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Name: Samantha "Sam" Endashale
Description: Sam used to be a research scientist at a prestigious biotech company until her distressing vigor for human experimentation got her fired. That, or perhaps the 3 graduate students that went missing under her tutelage. Regardless of the reason, she ended up finding work at OMNITECH. She chose a field position herself, and seems to be eagerly awaiting the chance to try....something....

She's a stimulant addict and has wide, staring eyes.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Space Suit
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate: d8

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d4
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Technology:d4
Medical:d12
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Status: LIKE A BLOODY STORM~
Sight: Pupils are dilated.
Smell: Smells like iron.
Hearing: Ears are full of human juice.
Taste: As normal as one can be.
Touch: All tingly.

OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 0
Emergency battery pack
Gasmask
OMNITECH Organosculpting system
OMNITECH Space Suit
OMNITECH Generic Knife
Hover Dolly
1 dose of painkillers

Credits 0 (-700 debt)

Things done:
-Discovered what was Derp's deal.
-Made a sleeping gas that was used to knock out weirdos (and EEED)
-Made some harmless littler chlorine gas
-Removed the harmless gas from Burt's lungs.
-Vibrated out of you-know-what's grasp.
-Shot cards out of expandoclone's hand
-Helped drive away you-know-what god
"What do you want me to do!? I think you meant Fucking Wilfred! He's the one with the fancy brain changing helmet thing. The only special helmet powers I have are breathing and not seeing.

.....guess I can give something a try though."

Sensory deprivations activate.

When Anya's head is reattached and her heart is beating, give her a light kick. Maybe I stillhave enough of the doom energy and maybe ghost state is close enough to fatal superposition for it to work. I have no idea. Kick as far away from the head as possible, like on the foot or something.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)
Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit, sensory deprivation suit, combined sensory deprivation/space helmet)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (Hammer)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d8
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d6

Status: Back to normal.
Senses deprived!

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
Disposable Spacesuit
Sensory deprivation suit
Combined sensory deprivation/space helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
>FOF program, works on murderbots
Universal Communicator (broken)
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)

Money: 1000 omni

[9][4][4]
Sam works rapidly on the still bleeding body of Anya, sewing her head back on and scooping as much blood off the ground and back into her wound as possible; like someone attempting to stop a ship from sinking with nothing but a bendy straw and determination. As she works EEED stands over her, dancing about, praying aloud and clapping his hands. He demands the spirit of Anya return to her body, by the power of ED! Edward kicks the body. For reasons I'm sure are obvious to himself. Anya jerks back to consciousness and sits up. She is unable to speak, since her vocal cords are effectively held together with bubble gum and prayer, and the extended time being dead has left her with Dexterity at d6 instead of d8 (Might also have to do with Sam's job sewing those nerves back together). But she is alive!

For now.

Quote from: The Lupanian on January 23, 2021, 05:14:12 pm

After assuring that E-clone isn’t still causing trouble, prepare to provide backup to the team if necessary.
Spoiler: JiBot (click to show/hide)
Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

Cyborg Combat Body

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Back to somewhat normal
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card
Waifubot body (Loaned to Wil)
Experimental Gun
Lizard Claw

Money:
-400 debt
135

Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on January 24, 2021, 04:58:40 pm

>Play some Solitaire.

Quote from: syvarris on January 25, 2021, 07:48:21 am

"Oh god damnit, do you have a brain? STOP TOUCHING THE DAMN CARDS! FUCK CARDS!"

Y'know, I was wondering whether I should swap to occult anyway and try to help with the soul shenanigans, but the dude messing with cards has made the choice for me. Don't swap, hold the security rifle on him, and shoot if he seriously insists on messing with cards.

While we're here, how long does the reconfiguration helmet's effect last? For one turn? The rest of the mission? The rest of the game?

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton. That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day. Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
"Heavily damaged and patched up fox girl robot with an organic foot as a right arm, and organic arms as feet."
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor. Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is. Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)
Life: d6 (waifubot...)
Attack: d6 security rifle

Stats:Str d6 Dex d6 Spd d6 End d6 Wil d6 Kno d6 Fte d6Skills:Mel d6 Gun d12 Exp d4 Imp d4 Mec d4 Tec d10 Med d4 Occ d4 Spc d4Status: Pretty malformed?

Inventory: (Possibly all destroyed)
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

OMNITECH Neuron reconfiguration helmet (Allows the level of two skills to be switched. Overuse causes reduction of levels.)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) (Three d4 magazines)
"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Three d8 magazines)

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Helpful (?) things done on mission:
Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room. And probably a bunch of other rooms. He's kinda been shooting screens and speakers throughout the entire complex.
Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.
Shot some of the demons that were released in sector Q.
Melted a giant statue of the company founder that was being telekinetically flung at the team, before it could even kill anyone! Will leave out who the statue depicted when he reports this.
Accused Leslie of being a mind-controlled thrall and attempted to shoot her. Then ordered her to save Gabe (he was choking on his own zip ties), which she did do. This doesn't sound impressive, but considering that the only other security team member nearby at the time was hovering over Gabe waiting for him to die so she could loot his gear...
Found his way to the robotics & armament (?) sector's control room, where he remotely subverted a heavily armed guardbot to guard him. And assist him with the mission, of course. Reprogramming company property in order to save even more valuable company property shows forward thinking and positive initiative!
Successfully hacked open the ammo room for Yagyu and friends.
Hacked the endoskeleton robots to stop killing team members and instead escort the team out of the sector nonlethally.
Found the exit from the vantablack sector, in literally the first turn of trying to find an exit.
Blew up something in the flaming sector, probably an IED that was supposed to kill the entire team. Totally. So Wilfred actually reduced the damage caused by it, by blowing it up before it was a major risk!
Uh. Got killed and then was installed into the guardbot.
"Accidentally" murdered two teammates by reprogramming his guardbot body to automatically target and kill... basically everyone. Yes, it totally was accidental. No, it was just a coincidence that the cultist who died had just threatened him. He didn't take the threat seriously, anyway.
After the aforementioned cultist's corpse began to apotheosize, casually summoned the hand of an elder god to drag it away to the nether realm and unmade.
Utterly destroyed some kind of flesh-containing canister which was definitely a horrible trap meant to kill us all.
Killed a man with an anti-tank weapon, before being blown up by a demo charge.
Code: [Select]
Sight: 0.2 FPS Smell: Disabled. Hearing: Disabled; speech to text enabled. Taste: Disabled. Touch: Disabled.

(Helmet reconfigurations are permanent. You could switch two stats multiple times, but they won't switch back without you doing it.)

Jibot tackles expendaclone and the two wrestle over the remaining cards, Expenda still attempting to play solitaire the entire time. Wilfred stands over the squirming pile of meat and metal and points his rifle roughly at Expenda.

"FIRES OF LUCIFIER TAKE THE THINGS THAT YOU OWN!"

Quote from: Radio Controlled on January 23, 2021, 12:49:37 pm

Quote
A final card, much like the one from before, materializes in front of it. An ace of spades goes spinning down the hall again, missing everyone and instead slamming straight into the door. It cleaves through metal and the other disintegrating card and finishes the cut the first one made. As the card vanishes, the vault door grinds and drops to the ground, toppling over with an earth shattering THUD of metal on metal.

The way forward is open...

!

"Everyone get your sensory deprivation shit on! RIGHT NOW!"

Confirm deprivation measures are active.

Get in cover and check what is behind the doors that just opened, goop to the floor anything that moves in there. If nothing comes up use the scanner to see if there's anything lurking in there I didn't immediately spot.

Loan Sam 1 dose of painkillers for the purpose of getting Anya back alive and capable, should it help.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)
MOOK MAP CLICK HERE
Current sector: A (FUCKING LASERS)
previous sectors: L (brobots), J (darkness), K (was on fire), H (buncha survivors), G (robophobic jungle), D (crocotrouble), B (medical malpractice central)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose

Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
Current overdrive: d8
current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

“PINPOINT” Carbine (d8, damage gains advantage when aimed for 1 turn, d6 use die)
parts for prototype gun
10 prototype rounds
1 spare goop tanks (all full)
2 empty goop tank
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
1 broken/disabled claymore
Cutting/welding torch
radio jammer
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie
fungicide container
security robot brain, somewhat damaged
OMNITECH “Painaway” Painkillers

cognition copier
Money: 1050

Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
~~OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)~~ given to Wil
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
blindfold
ear plugs
Silly trashcan helmet
Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Tool kit (1 / 3)
High visibility flares x4
tiny mug with a flower on the side
A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Bob's stuff
OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Tool kit (0 / 3)
High visibility flares x5
Zip tie
Dead fish (half gone)
Med kit
uneaten single serve packet of pudding
~~sensory deprivation suit~~ given to Edward
Money: 0

Richter's stuff (some of this might be broken)
Isolation Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Transient Psychokinetic stimulant (single use. When used, roll occult. Roll is equal to number of turns it will function. Allows direct ranged and melee attack with Will as damage. Roll occult afterwards for side effects)
Demon Symbiote thing: Crocodemon d12, Teeth Elemental d12, Icon of Butchery d4, d10 human
Current demon symbiote manifestations: Maggot demon armor, Poot gun (d6 damage)
Money: 0

Larry's stuff (some of this might be broken)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (x3 Magazines)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Bio-razor (SOLD)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isolotation suit (2x)
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
~~d6 Generic Security Rifle~~ Given to Wil
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm
Fancy airpods
-5 Lizard talons
-5 feet of Lizard skin
Money: 0

Quote from: Ozarck on January 23, 2021, 12:30:54 pm

Waddle foraward and demand negotiations. If negotiations are forthcoming, eat them. If they are not forthcomng, eat the negotiators.

Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)
Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Bob's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
ego overrider
Money: 0
Spoiler: things Bob did this mission (click to show/hide)
Broke something in the fish aisle.
ate recently liberated fish
became loveable, toothy, mascot
explored deep, dark hole with his specialized rod. Hole was deep, and dark
ate infected corspe,
discovered weird illness
acquired weird illness
survived weird illness
failed to 3d print a cat to wear as a hat
repaired nuclear power cell
ate nuclear power cell
defeated obstructionist 3d printer in melee
greeted securibot affably (for an alligator)
acquired experimental bolt action steel brick
did not fire experimental brick at the darkness
guided Tara through the darkness
ate BIG SNACK
opened fire suppressant control panel
dragged Tara to medical assistance
discarded experimental gun
pool
Bob
Ate human surgical samples
'repaired' 'broken' door to surgical suite
accessorized quite nicely (x2)
Flooded Sector (B?)
Fixed Yagyu without even biting him once
Go Fish

Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on January 23, 2021, 01:35:32 pm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Name:Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1) Hammer (Lended, return to owner after door melt attempt)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: Consious
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit (has bullet hole in it), OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier, empty plate, Tranquilizer syringe, armful of dead fish-2, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Money: 347 OMNI
Code: (senses and blocking of them) [Select]
Sight: Blindfold Smell: Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit Hearing:Text to Speech Earplugs, Sensory Deprivation Suit Taste:Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation SuitWait for Yagyu to do the scanning
After the required scan and shooting, can you tell us what you found?

Yagyu steps on Bob's tail before Bob can run off, and the lizard scrambles in place, unable to move forward but determined to keep trying. Yagyu scans the room ahead of them: he can't see much because only the bottom half of the door has fallen, and all he can see is a white room and the bottom half of what looks like servers or computer banks. [1] The scanner...appears to have gotten broken at some point in the excitement. Maybe during his heroic dive to the ground to avoid giant playing cards.

Quote from: King Zultan on January 24, 2021, 06:09:01 am

"All nice and properly shut down."
Get out of the server room and see what everyone else is doing.

Is there a way I can get paid more per mission without having to do extra work?
Is there a way to knockout Durp without getting near him and is that something to knock him out with near by.
Is there a room in this sector that has weapons and ammo?
Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)
Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight: sensory deprivation helmet
Smell: sensory deprivation helmet
Hearing: sensory deprivation helmet
Taste: sensory deprivation helmet
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Fixed lung, other bullet wounds, chemical burns in lungs
Inventory:
OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x4 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
High visibility flares x4
Mysterious remote control
Box of protein bars
First Aid kit (1)
2 Fire extinguishers (d6 use each)
Harpoon
Money: 0

Burt wanders out of the server room and looks around. He sees what's happening and considers returning to the server room.

(Be lucky and find stuff command wants)
(He's human so sleeping gas or even rubber bullets should work. If memory serves someone around here has already made sleeping gas)
(Yes.)

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES · « **Reply #3149 on:** January 26, 2021, 10:04:26 am »

"Well, I'm truly a god of science. If someone wants to send me a nobel prize, my adress is 349583859 OMNIstreet, just go right around that crack shack bebeath the giant holo billboard. Can't miss it.".

Make more sleeping gas for use on Derp. Also, shoot expando clone's hands off.

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