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Author Topic: MOOK: Such sights to see  (Read 491612 times)

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: MOOK: Don't think about the card game.
« Reply #3060 on: January 05, 2021, 12:25:16 pm »

Sam will take a look at Anya to see if she doesn't have any brain parasites or something, but not before getting an empty syringe ready to stab the clone in the eye in case she tries to bite her face off or somethin'.

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Re: MOOK: Don't think about the card game.
« Reply #3061 on: January 05, 2021, 12:39:13 pm »

"Hi Anya, welcome back. We just uploaded your brain into this clone body. You can scream if that makes you feel better."

Edward walks over to Yagyu and says the following, looking around shiftely and scratching his upper arm.

"Hey, so, listen. This is gonna sound weird, but hear me out. When Anya was loading into the clone body, the cables hissed something fierce. And I swear, the cables hissed "It is in them. Waiting". That's bad, right? It sounds ominous."

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Re: MOOK:All Hail the Lowest Bidder
« Reply #3062 on: January 05, 2021, 12:57:03 pm »

Return to the card game. Play an Omni-health insurance policy card.

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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: MOOK: Don't think about the card game.
« Reply #3063 on: January 05, 2021, 01:11:19 pm »

>Grab some playing cards and play some Solitaire.
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Re: MOOK: Don't think about the card game.
« Reply #3064 on: January 06, 2021, 04:49:57 am »


Edit- Play ‘Pot of Greed’ and draw three additional cards from my deck.
Then follow Yagyu's lead.

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I only ate a few vampire hearts. Like, three tops. I'm sure it'll be fine.

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Re: MOOK: Don't think about the card game.
« Reply #3065 on: January 06, 2021, 06:50:42 am »

"I DECLARE THAT I HAVE WON THE CARD GAME!"
Drop kick the card table and go aid in any task that might require my engineer skills.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: MOOK: Present Lottery
« Reply #3066 on: January 06, 2021, 06:54:49 am »

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Code: (senses and blocking of them) [Select]
Sight: Blindfold
Smell: Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Hearing:Text to Speech Earplugs, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Taste:Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Look for any locks, if any are found, try unlocking them in the respective ways
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Re: MOOK: Don't think about the card game.
« Reply #3067 on: January 06, 2021, 10:44:48 am »

Yagyu was busily staring at the vault doors, thinking of a way to get past them when one of the many Ed's (where did these keep coming from all of a sudden?) sauntered up to him.
"Hmm, too small to work through, but maybe if we oiled up a gerb-"
"I swear, the cables hissed "It is in them. Waiting"."

"...Yes, yes that is cause for some concern."

"Hello Anya, glad to have you back in the land of the living. Now please hold for a moment while our team of highly qualified professionals gives you a once-over.

OI, what's-yer-face, Sam! You're a doctor right? Can you check if Anya here is a-ok real quick?"


Then he walked over to the card players and asked,
"Hey, uh, any of you know something about that occult crap? I'm not sure if Anya, erm, has something weird going on, so if any of you could have a talk with her to see what's up that'd be great."
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Re: MOOK: Don't think about the card game.
« Reply #3068 on: January 06, 2021, 11:28:11 am »

"Kay', just tell her to not bite off my chin or something because the voices told her to."
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Re: MOOK: Don't think about the card game.
« Reply #3069 on: January 06, 2021, 12:26:24 pm »

"But then you could get a cool robot chin."
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Re: MOOK: Is it a war crime if you do it accidently?
« Reply #3070 on: January 07, 2021, 12:59:34 am »

Then he walked over to the card players and asked,
"Hey, uh, any of you know something about that occult crap? I'm not sure if Anya, erm, has something weird going on, so if any of you could have a talk with her to see what's up that'd be great."

"I don't, but I know a lot about shooting things!" Wilfred responds, holding up his pistol and waving it around chaotically.  "I have this neat helmet thing that can let me swap my murder skills for knowledge of all that occult bullshit, and I feel pretty impotant now that I don't have gatling guns for arms anymore, so eh.  Guess I'll try it."

Use the neuron reconfiguration thingamajigger to swap Wilfred's d12 in guns to a d12 in occult.  Then give Anya a once-over to make sure she isn't possessed by Cthulhu.  Use the pistol as an inspection wand/null rod while doing this.

Also, uh, how long does the swap last?  Is it permanent, or just one round?


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Re: MOOK: THY FLESH CONSUMED
« Reply #3071 on: January 07, 2021, 02:37:55 am »

Anya rubs her temples
"ugh Блядь, what's going on? where's my clothe--could you not point that pistol at me?!
Anya will mostly consent to any prodding that doesn't involve pointing a loaded gun at her, and then once that's done she'll go get her clothes off of Yagyu
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Re: MOOK: Don't think about the card game.
« Reply #3072 on: January 07, 2021, 02:39:00 am »

"I know nothing about the occult stuff other than it apparently exists."
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: MOOK: Don't think about the card game.
« Reply #3073 on: January 08, 2021, 12:10:47 pm »

Return to the card game. Play an Omni-health insurance policy card.

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Shut up!

>Grab some playing cards and play some Solitaire.
Don't talk about it! Don't think about it!


Edit- Play ‘Pot of Greed’ and draw three additional cards from my deck.
Then follow Yagyu's lead.

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I can hear it ! STOP STOP STOP

"I DECLARE THAT I HAVE WON THE CARD GAME!"
Drop kick the card table and go aid in any task that might require my engineer skills.
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Gotta know when to hold em AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM

Yagyu was busily staring at the vault doors, thinking of a way to get past them when one of the many Ed's (where did these keep coming from all of a sudden?) sauntered up to him.
"Hmm, too small to work through, but maybe if we oiled up a gerb-"
"I swear, the cables hissed "It is in them. Waiting"."

"...Yes, yes that is cause for some concern."

"Hello Anya, glad to have you back in the land of the living. Now please hold for a moment while our team of highly qualified professionals gives you a once-over.

OI, what's-yer-face, Sam! You're a doctor right? Can you check if Anya here is a-ok real quick?"


Then he walked over to the card players and asked,
"Hey, uh, any of you know something about that occult crap? I'm not sure if Anya, erm, has something weird going on, so if any of you could have a talk with her to see what's up that'd be great."


Ok...ok looks like we're fi...did you say "Cards"?


YOU GUYS HAD ONE FUCKING RULE AND ITS DON'T TALK ABOUT THE GODDAMN CARD GAME!

KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM

YOU ASSHOLES HAVE DONE IT NOW! 

KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM

I'M GONNA HAVE TO NARRATE ALL THIS WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT OTHERWISE ITS GOING TO GET MORE POWERFUL EVERY TIME I MENTION IT!

KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU CAN SHOOT THIS THING! ITS AN ABSTRACT THOUGHTFORM WITH THE POWER OF THE KENNY ROGER'S SONG "THE GAMBLER"!

KNOW WHEN TO RUN

FUCKING HELL

The scattered component pieces of the...thing which shall not be named...rise off the ground in a greasy hurricane and compress inwards, pulled by an unseen force until they congeal together into a face. The face is that of Kenny Rogers, though in the flat and stylized form you might see on a....product from the "Bicycle" corperation.  It hovers there for a moment before singing

"KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM"

Burt, Sam, EEED,  Ji and WIlfred suddenly jerk into a rock solid standing position and levitate into the air. They move together into a sort of fanned out position, laying one over another like a spread hand of...you know whats.

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Re: MOOK: Ed, Ed, EED, and another Ed
« Reply #3074 on: January 08, 2021, 12:33:26 pm »

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Waddle down the hallway into the control center and demand negotiations. If all goes well, eat negotiations. If all does not go well, eat the negotiators.

Bob knows when to walk waddle away. Bob waddles away.

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