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I don't suppose I could get a gift?  Sorry for not posting earlier, my last few days have been utter shit.  Forum games haven't been so much on my mind.  Red stars if I can, that's just the first of both options.

Dunno if Wil got uploaded into the waifubot body.  If so, I'd like a link to what its stats are?  Maybe a description (since I mostly forgot)?  Looks at Lupanian.

You get a OMNITECH Neuron reconfiguration helmet.

For the moment no, since no one took the action to upload you. We shall see momentarily.

Try to hook up Wil's datacore into the waifubot. Use toolkit charge if needed.

Also, how many painkillers were there in the present, just 1 I guess?

Finally, m1895/Anya got that clone body for Christmas. Could we bring them back by using that injector in the field right now? If yes, what rolls would be required? 

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

MOOK MAP CLICK HERE
Current sector: A (FUCKING LASERS)
previous sectors: L (brobots), J (darkness), K (was on fire), H (buncha survivors), G (robophobic jungle), D (crocotrouble), B (medical malpractice central)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

“PINPOINT” Carbine (d8, damage gains advantage when aimed for 1 turn, d6 use die)
parts for prototype gun
10 prototype rounds
1 spare goop tanks (all full)
2 empty goop tank
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
1 broken/disabled claymore
Cutting/welding torch
radio jammer
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie
fungicide container
security robot brain, somewhat damaged

cognition copier
Money: 1050


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (1 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (0/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)  given to EEED
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

Bob's stuff
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (0 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Zip tie
 Dead fish (half gone)
 Med kit
 uneaten single serve packet of pudding
 sensory deprivation suit  given to Edward
Money: 0

Richter's stuff  (some of this might be broken)
Isolation Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Transient Psychokinetic stimulant (single use. When used, roll occult. Roll is equal to number of turns it will function. Allows direct ranged and melee attack with Will as damage. Roll occult afterwards for side effects)
Demon Symbiote thing: Crocodemon d12, Teeth Elemental d12, Icon of Butchery d4, d10 human
Current demon symbiote manifestations: Maggot demon armor, Poot gun (d6 damage)
Money:  0

Larry's stuff  (some of this might be broken)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (x3 Magazines)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Bio-razor (SOLD)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isolotation suit (2x)
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
d6 Generic Security Rifle
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm
Fancy airpods
-5 Lizard talons
-5 feet of Lizard skin
Money: 0

Hook Wilfred's brain up to my Omni-Eye Camera so ge can see. Still in grainy VHS mode of course.

Invite him to our little poker game.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit, sensory deprivation suit, combined sensory deprivation/space helmet)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (hammer)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d8
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d6

Status: Blinded by Blood
Senses deprived!

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
Disposable Spacesuit
Sensory deprivation suit
Combined sensory deprivation/space helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
>FOF program, works on murderbots
Universal Communicator (broken)
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)


Money: 1000 omni

See if I can help out with putting Wil in the waifubot, since my tech/mechanics is better than Yagyu's

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Paganini Scrum
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.

Life: d2
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d4
Knowledge:d6
Fate: d4

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d12
Technology:d8
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Hacked Brobot (pushbot)

((d6 use box of pain killers. 1 tech roll to hack their mind out of the servers and into the body.))
[3,2, 5]
Yagyu tries and fails to get Wilfred hooked up, so Edward grabs the body and whats left of the brain and hooks it up himself. He plops the newly bodied Wilfred down in front of the cards and shoves a hand of terrible cards at him.

"We're playing go fish." Edward says, settling back into his spot.

Wilfred, still groggy from the body transfer, looks at his cards. 3 of clubs...2 of diamonds...rules of texas hold'em...business card for a plumber...used gift card....and a card sized blister pack of antihistamines.

"Do you have...a chunk of human spinal column?" Edward asks, fingers nervously splaying across his own hand of playing cards and random detritus.

"Go fish..."

The other Edward scratches himself nervously and mutters something about cheating while shuffling a human finger bone among his own cards.

"Glad I didn't go into that vent."
Examine my harpoon and discover it's capabilities, also stay away from the vents and aid in engineer stuff that doesn't evolve vents.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:  sensory deprivation helmet
Smell:  sensory deprivation helmet
Hearing:  sensory deprivation helmet
Taste:  sensory deprivation helmet
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fixed lung, other bullet wounds, chemical burns in lungs
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x4 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
 First Aid kit (1)
 2 Fire extinguishers (d6 use each)
 Harpoon
Money: 0

Burt examines the harpoon gun. Its a harpoon gun. It fires a single large harpoon with a braided metal cord connected to it. It has an electric winch to hold it taut or reel it back in, and a extendable loop of metal cord to connect the gun to something else to act as an anchor. It seems to have a range of about 100 meters in terms of the length of the primary cord, 120 if you include the anchoring cord.

Can I get an update on Jon, who is still consuming his way through the Aether, please? He's also corralling any creatures he finds particularly interesting and making them fight for dominance. Also, he's gonna tinker with the cosmic background radiation, or at least the radio frequencies in this part of space.

One character at a time please. Also Jon is too busy at the moment.

Get away from the vent now that there's something funky going on, contemplate if OMNITECH has any anti-mutant policies, get ready to loot/save Tara when she comes out injured/in little bits, and search for something that could be used to move fragile glass tubes and/or several human bodies around.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Samantha "Sam" Endashale
Description: Sam used to be a research scientist at a prestigious biotech company until her distressing vigor for human experimentation got her fired. That, or perhaps the 3 graduate students that went missing under her tutelage. Regardless of the reason, she ended up finding work at OMNITECH. She chose a field position herself, and seems to be eagerly awaiting the chance to try....something....

She's a stimulant addict and has wide, staring eyes.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Space Suit
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate: d8

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d4
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Technology:d4
Medical:d12
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Status: LIKE A BLOODY STORM~
Sight: Pupils are dilated.
Smell: Smells like iron.
Hearing: Ears are full of human juice.
Taste: As normal as one can be.
Touch: All tingly.

OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (2 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 1
Emergency battery pack
Gasmask
OMNITECH Organosculpting system
OMNITECH Space Suit
OMNITECH Generic Knife

Credits 0 (-700 debt)

Things done:
-Discovered what was Derp's deal.
-Made a sleeping gas that was used to knock out weirdos (and EEED)
-Made some harmless littler chlorine gas
-Removed the harmless gas from Burt's lungs.

[/list]

[2][8]
Sam considers the official Omnitech stance on flesh horrors. She doesn't remember. Probably fine. She discoveres a hover dolly! Perfect for carrying tons of heavy things!

"Phew. I was worried I'd just have to get Yagyu to carry it all in his magical infinite pockets!"

Tail slap a high visibility flare down the vent tunnel so people ca nsee what's going on with the murder ring. Light the flare first of course. Also, slap a wrench down there as well, in the hopes that it hooks the edge of the tunnel at one of those side holes or whatever and jams the murder ring.

Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Bob's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
ego overrider
Money: 0

Spoiler: things Bob did this mission (click to show/hide)

Broke something in the fish aisle.
ate recently liberated fish
became loveable, toothy, mascot
explored deep, dark hole with his specialized rod. Hole was deep, and dark
ate infected corspe,
discovered weird illness
acquired weird illness
survived weird illness
failed to 3d print a cat to wear as a hat
repaired nuclear power cell
ate nuclear power cell
defeated obstructionist 3d printer in melee
greeted securibot affably (for an alligator)
acquired experimental bolt action steel brick
did not fire experimental brick at the darkness
guided Tara through the darkness
ate BIG SNACK
opened fire suppressant control panel
dragged Tara to medical assistance
discarded experimental gun
pool
Bob
Ate human surgical samples
'repaired' 'broken' door to surgical suite
accessorized quite nicely (x2)
Flooded Sector (B?)
Fixed Yagyu without even biting him once

Dodge! Into one of the side paths.

((Sadly, I don't see a way to rescue Tara. I could throw a bomb in front of it but the blast would probably kill her. Maybe someone can pull her out?))

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: N/A is robot
Hearing: Speech-to-text-to-speech
Taste: N/A is robot
Touch: N/A is robot
Extra: Motion Sensor, Limited Omniscience

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
Power cord

Money: 475

Go through a random vent hoping it ends up being safe

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1) Hammer (Lended, return to owner after door melt attempt)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: Consious
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier, empty plate, Tranquilizer syringe, armful of dead fish-2
Money: 347 OMNI

Code: (senses and blocking of them) [Select]

Sight: Blindfold
Smell: Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Hearing:Text to Speech Earplugs, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Taste:Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit

If I can reach Tara, pull her out.

Spoiler: JiBot (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

Cyborg Combat Body

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Back to somewhat normal
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card
Waifubot body (Loaned to Wil)
Experimental Gun
Lizard Claw


Money:
-400 debt
135

[2][2] [2]
Bob attempts to smack both a wrench and a flare down the ventilation shaft. However his awkward flailing results only in the flare and wrench bouncing off the wall and clattering back onto the ground. He also didn't even light the flare. Ji jumps up and attempts to reach Tara...but finds she cannot reach 20-30 feet.

Pathos, who is a tiny spider bot only about the size of a small dog, scrunches himself down even smaller and dodges into a nearby small vent. Tara attempts the same. [5] Tara isn't small enough to fit in one of the small vents. Despite being a small human she's still far too large to fit in the 8 inch wide vents. However, fate -and the fact that the vents were contracted out to the lowest bidder- is on her side.  She hurls herself into the vent and slams into it, failing to fit at all. But the force of her impact tears the vent off its cheap mountings and she ends up tumbling down into the room below...along with a large chunk of the ventilation system near her. The deadly ring trap falls out of the open hole  and ends up bouncing aroud the room a bit before getting caught in a corner.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"Hey, Janet person. Ya know what's the company's policy on flesh horrors, various types of thingiemorphs and canibalism?"

Now Sam will join the others at playing go fish.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Samantha "Sam" Endashale
Description: Sam used to be a research scientist at a prestigious biotech company until her distressing vigor for human experimentation got her fired. That, or perhaps the 3 graduate students that went missing under her tutelage. Regardless of the reason, she ended up finding work at OMNITECH. She chose a field position herself, and seems to be eagerly awaiting the chance to try....something....

She's a stimulant addict and has wide, staring eyes.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Space Suit
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate: d8

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d4
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Technology:d4
Medical:d12
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Status: LIKE A BLOODY STORM~
Sight: Pupils are dilated.
Smell: Smells like iron.
Hearing: Ears are full of human juice.
Taste: As normal as one can be.
Touch: All tingly.

OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (2 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 1
Emergency battery pack
Gasmask
OMNITECH Organosculpting system
OMNITECH Space Suit
OMNITECH Generic Knife
Hover Dolly

Credits 0 (-700 debt)

Things done:
-Discovered what was Derp's deal.
-Made a sleeping gas that was used to knock out weirdos (and EEED)
-Made some harmless littler chlorine gas
-Removed the harmless gas from Burt's lungs.

[Parisbre56]

"Once more proof that mechanical bodies are superior."

[Radio Controlled]

"Well damn Edward, I guess you were right, the red one does connect to the green one. Thanks for the help. If you wanna keep gong on your roll, could you perhaps help me program the clone body injector so we can bring Anya back?

Welcome back Wilfred. In case you are confused: you got blown the fuck up by one of the branwashed people. Sorry man." 

Check on the schematics how many more defenses there are in the vent system, which ones they are, and where they are.

Also give guns to Wil.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

MOOK MAP CLICK HERE
Current sector: A (FUCKING LASERS)
previous sectors: L (brobots), J (darkness), K (was on fire), H (buncha survivors), G (robophobic jungle), D (crocotrouble), B (medical malpractice central)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

“PINPOINT” Carbine (d8, damage gains advantage when aimed for 1 turn, d6 use die)
parts for prototype gun
10 prototype rounds
1 spare goop tanks (all full)
2 empty goop tank
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
1 broken/disabled claymore
Cutting/welding torch
radio jammer
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie
fungicide container
security robot brain, somewhat damaged

cognition copier
Money: 1050


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (1 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (0/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)  given to EEED
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

Bob's stuff
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (0 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Zip tie
 Dead fish (half gone)
 Med kit
 uneaten single serve packet of pudding
 sensory deprivation suit  given to Edward
Money: 0

Richter's stuff  (some of this might be broken)
Isolation Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Transient Psychokinetic stimulant (single use. When used, roll occult. Roll is equal to number of turns it will function. Allows direct ranged and melee attack with Will as damage. Roll occult afterwards for side effects)
Demon Symbiote thing: Crocodemon d12, Teeth Elemental d12, Icon of Butchery d4, d10 human
Current demon symbiote manifestations: Maggot demon armor, Poot gun (d6 damage)
Money:  0

Larry's stuff  (some of this might be broken)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (x3 Magazines)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Bio-razor (SOLD)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isolotation suit (2x)
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
d6 Generic Security Rifle
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm
Fancy airpods
-5 Lizard talons
-5 feet of Lizard skin
Money: 0

[NAV]

"No problem man....oh wait you were talking to the other Edward. Awkward."

Get my camera and broken communicator back from the recently re-embodied Wilfred.

If the other cards players leave, seamlessly switch from go fish to solitaire.

As everyone else focuses on the hallway ahead or other things, keep an eye out behind us. Never know what evil robots or zombies or giant invisible lizards have been following us.

Spoiler: The Other Edward (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit, sensory deprivation suit, combined sensory deprivation/space helmet)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (hammer)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d8
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d6

Status: The other Edward
Senses deprived!

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
Disposable Spacesuit
Sensory deprivation suit
Combined sensory deprivation/space helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
>FOF program, works on murderbots
Universal Communicator (broken)
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)


Money: 1000 omni

[Naturegirl1999]

Check/explore the room I find myself in

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1) Hammer (Lended, return to owner after door melt attempt)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: Consious
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier, empty plate, Tranquilizer syringe, armful of dead fish-2
Money: 347 OMNI

Code: (senses and blocking of them) [Select]

Sight: Blindfold
Smell: Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Hearing:Text to Speech Earplugs, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Taste:Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit

[The Lupanian]

”Is there anything useful for me to do at the moment? I’m feel like I should be doing something.”

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

”Is there anything useful for me to do at the moment? I’m feel like I should be doing something.”

"No, not really. hey, you wanna make a quick buck, robot weeb boy-girl-man?"

"...wait that came out wrong."

[NAV]

”Is there anything useful for me to do at the moment? I’m feel like I should be doing something.”

"You can join our go fish game."

[Xantalos]

EEED pops back into existence, having temporarily faded away while considering meta matters.

"I would like to join this game of go fish, fellow EDs! May our dealings be blessed by the Name!

Oh, and if anyone indulging in our actual assignment requires it, I possess a vial of computerization paste that can make a computer out of anything. I am willing to loan this out in exchange for considering the merits of adopting ED into your life."

Go fish! Also lend my Computronium Paste out to people if they need it to hack open a door or etc, but only if I get to either give them an adjustment of the spine or of the soul (the latter being in the form of trying to convince them to convert to EDism).

Spoiler: EEED (click to show/hide)

Name: EEED (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable)

Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.

Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.

Class: Sanitation Officer
Life: d2
Attack: d2

Stats:
d4 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d4 Technology
d10 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech

Status: Unconscious
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop
Staff of Ed (Wilfred’s detached gun-arm)
Protech Computronium (1 liter)

Senses:
Sight - Eyemask (presumably stretched over jumpsuit head)
Hearing - Text-to-speech earbuds
Touch - Suit probably insulates
Taste - Suit probably insulates
Smell - Suit probably insulates
Empathy - Only a facsimile, EEED isn't fully aware that other people are real

Spoiler: STANpool (click to show/hide)

For people who've chosen to bet on when Sam will destroy her own mind and turn into an uncontrollable gribbly flesh horror that needs to be put down. Any bet may be placed, doesn't have to be OMNI, along with a time when you think it's gonna happen by. If that time passes without a STAN incident, you either forfeit your bet to the pool or can choose another time, but you have to put in another bet on top of your original one - again, can be anything. Whoever's guess lands closest to the inevitable STANification wins the pot.

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: 500 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 5th mission'
m1895: 200 OMNI for 'on or before Sam's 4th mission'
Xantalos: 1 E from EEED's name for 'on or before Sam's 5th modification to herself'

[Pancaek]

"Well damn Edward, I guess you were right, the red one does connect to the green one. Thanks for the help. If you wanna keep gong on your roll, could you perhaps help me program the clone body injector so we can bring Anya back?

"Uh" Edward says, totally sounding competent and confident "Sure, I can give that a shit, probably"

Help Yagyu by programming the clone body injector so we can bring Anya back

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Paganini Scrum
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.

Life: d2
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d4
Knowledge:d6
Fate: d4

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d12
Technology:d8
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Hacked Brobot (pushbot)

[Doomblade187]

"Hey, Janet person. Ya know what's the company's policy on flesh horrors, various types of thingiemorphs and canibalism?"

Now Sam will join the others at playing go fish.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Samantha "Sam" Endashale
Description: Sam used to be a research scientist at a prestigious biotech company until her distressing vigor for human experimentation got her fired. That, or perhaps the 3 graduate students that went missing under her tutelage. Regardless of the reason, she ended up finding work at OMNITECH. She chose a field position herself, and seems to be eagerly awaiting the chance to try....something....

She's a stimulant addict and has wide, staring eyes.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Space Suit
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die)

Stats
Strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will: d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate: d8

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d4
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Technology:d4
Medical:d12
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Status: LIKE A BLOODY STORM~
Sight: Pupils are dilated.
Smell: Smells like iron.
Hearing: Ears are full of human juice.
Taste: As normal as one can be.
Touch: All tingly.

OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (2 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 1
Emergency battery pack
Gasmask
OMNITECH Organosculpting system
OMNITECH Space Suit
OMNITECH Generic Knife
Hover Dolly

Credits 0 (-700 debt)

Things done:
-Discovered what was Derp's deal.
-Made a sleeping gas that was used to knock out weirdos (and EEED)
-Made some harmless littler chlorine gas
-Removed the harmless gas from Burt's lungs.

Look up the corporate policy on security teams consuming corpses/mostly corpses for biomass. File the appropriate paperwork, and check rank on the bodies to make sure we don't delete anyone higher ranked than us.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Janet Janet
Physical Description: an extremely plain looking woman with unnaturally pale skin, Janet Janet is average in very way.
Background: Joining the PR division out of law school after an unfortunate incident involving two classmates, a professor, and a group essay on the ethics of corporations.

Public Relations

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Gauss Minicannon)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d8
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status: uwu
Inventory:
Executive Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Gauss Minicannon (d4 ranged attack) x3 magazines (use die 4) (Silent)
OMNITECH Memory Eradicator
OMNITECH Contract Notebook
Special Earbuds or something

Sight: sunglasses, but can pull official PR Balaclava on backwards if needed
Smell: noseplugs
Hearing: Special Earbuds or something
Taste: keeping mouth closed, though the Official PR Balaclava can be donned
Touch: "Official" leather gloves

Money: 0

[King Zultan]

Unless someone needs an engineer I'll join that card came.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:  sensory deprivation helmet
Smell:  sensory deprivation helmet
Hearing:  sensory deprivation helmet
Taste:  sensory deprivation helmet
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fixed lung, other bullet wounds, chemical burns in lungs
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x4 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
 First Aid kit (1)
 2 Fire extinguishers (d6 use each)
 Harpoon
Money: 0

[The Lupanian]

See if there's a way to access the super structure from this area. Obviously I won't actually go in, but I want to know if it's an option.

Spoiler: JiBot (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

Cyborg Combat Body

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Back to somewhat normal
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card
Waifubot body (Loaned to Wil)
Experimental Gun
Lizard Claw


Money:
-400 debt
135

[Radio Controlled]

”Is there anything useful for me to do at the moment? I’m feel like I should be doing something.”

"Well right now I'm checking if there's more surprises in the vent, if not we can go and help those two. Don't see many other ways forward."