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[Radio Controlled]

Yagyu walks up to Pathos, puts one hand on a spidershoulder, leans in closer, and replies:

"Then go explode things, spiderfriend. By Jove, explode them good."

Pathos can have one (1) mining explosive. 1! Not 2! Not 3! Not 0! But 1.

"Oh! And remember how you said you'd make it worth my while? I anxiously yet dreadfully await to find out what that means!"

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Well that's one thing down on Kenneth's list, it's time for Kenneth to look for more shinies.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kenneth

Physical Description: A 6'4 man always seen wearing his trusty OMNITECH riot guard helmet, no one knows what lies beneath it due to him using it for twenty-four hours, not even things like showering or cleaning off the accumulated blood from beating protestors property invaders and workers in the sweatshops facilities that are totally up to snuff will make him remove his trusty friend.

Background: Kenneth dreamed of being a tool for the establishment since he was in the womb, every day from dawn till dusk he would prepare himself by beating up his brother with jumper cables for not doing all chores, while in college he arrested his entire class for not standing up to the pledge, he even turned his father over to the McPolice for violating the NAP by stepping 0.6 centimeters into the property of the glorious Megacorp chain of restaurants.

Needless to say, he was pretty flipping happy as frick when he joined the heckish monster of a corporation known as Omnitech.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Isalotation suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/ 2d6/d6 OMNITECH Antibio Razor

Stats:
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d8
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: No more GAS GAS GAS
Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isalotation suit
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
A nuclear power cell
An oxygen tank
Money: 0

Sight: Nope
Hearing: Nada
Touch: none
Smell: Not anymore
Taste: Kenneth is wearing a gimp suit now so no.

Things that were totally done during the mission:
Kenneth helped destroy the teeth thingie
Kenneth bravely engaged in 1v1 combat with the Icon of Butchery and fought it to a standstill
Kenneth tanked an explosion meant to destroy the Icon of Butchery with his bare muscles
Kenneth courageously led a possessed statue of The Great Founder into an ambush, he tried to capture it but the team wouldn't listen so blame them and not Kenneth for destroying it
Kenneth defeated a prehistoric cephalopod beast, alone.
Kenneth found an overloading nuclear power cell

[Ozarck]

Go back and 3d print something to cheer Wilfred up. I know! A comically oversized black tophat! Power it with conventional energy systems instead of nuclear ones for now.

Spoiler: Can We Fix It? (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the beaurocrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Al's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
Money: 0

[Parisbre56]

((Now I'm curious to see what a nuclear-powered tophat looks like.))

"I can provide you with: 100 OMNI. OR: some other service. For example: Do you wish to have something or someone exploded? Do you want me to show you how to change your desktop background? Do you want me to download pirate movies for you? Do you want me to fold into a gun so you can shoot me? Do you want me to print the pictures you drew in the computer and needle them to the wall? Do you want me to sneak up to that autoturret and shut it down so you can loot it?"

[piecewise]

The prototype isn't determined by desire, it simply is. Restore its true form and you will become the king! Or you'll have a new weapon. You know. One of the other.

Well, let's try that then! Use a toolkit charge if it would help.

Yagyu attempts to cobble the carbine together using mostly chewing gum and determination...it doesn't really work. For better or worse the chewing gum refuses to stick to the metal so he ends up with gunparts and gum instead of a "chewing gun".

Since it seems to have failed without any rolls involved, is this your way of telling me I have to use a toolkit charge to even be allowed an attempt? If yes, try again, using a toolkit charge. If no, what would I need to find/do then? Do I need some of that glue that Richter found?

"If one of you could find/make/offer some grenades/explosives/rockets I could make it worth your time/effort/while."

"I have some mining explosives. Can I ask what you would need it for before I hand it over though?"

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

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Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

2 spare goop tanks (all full)
1 empty goop tank
a few mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic)
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
signal jammer parts
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie

cognition copier
Money: 1050


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (1/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

You rolled 2, just forgot to post it. Because it was like 3am.

I threw my back out today. Writing you from a bathroom floor.
Lots of love, piecewise.

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: (coughing, difficulty breathing) (since we’re no longer in the room with the toxic gas, do I still have these status effects?)
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier, empty plate, Tranquilizer syringe, armful of dead fish-1
Money: 347 OMNI

Code: (Sensory Dampeners/Blockers) [Select]

Sight:blindfold
Smell: Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Hearing:Text to Speech Earplugs, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Taste:Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation SuitTara heads back to where the rest of the team is
Did anyone find like a remote or something? There are lasers, and maybe a button somewhere can turn them off

[King Zultan]

Ignore everything around me and push the button.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:
Smell:
Hearing:
Taste:
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: FINE
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Mysterious remote control
Money: 0

[Radio Controlled]

"I can provide you with: 100 OMNI. OR: some other service. For example: Do you wish to have something or someone exploded? Do you want me to show you how to change your desktop background? Do you want me to download pirate movies for you? Do you want me to fold into a gun so you can shoot me? Do you want me to print the pictures you drew in the computer and needle them to the wall? Do you want me to sneak up to that autoturret and shut it down so you can loot it?"

Yagyu puts his finger on the spider's speaker as if to shush him, even though that obviously doesn't do anything, and whispers: "You had me at 'turret'."

((Honestly, the omni would probably be more useful to me, but looting a big honking turret sounds way more interesting!))

[Pancaek]

"Hey Yagyu," Richter says while squinting at the tiny text on the glue bottle "You have any immediate use for this OMNI universal glue I found?"

[Radio Controlled]

"Hey Yagyu," Richter says while squinting at the tiny text on the glue bottle "You have any immediate use for this OMNI universal glue I found?"

"Right now I am trying to repair some of these weapons, so it might come in handy indeed! It does seem rather strong though so I'll hold off on using it just yet, would rather not glue the gun to my face if I can help it."

[The Lupanian]

Hmmm, could a chihuahua sized creature fit between the beams? Also, can I tell just by looking whether or not these might just be the “cut your ass into pieces” lasers?

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with a android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle/Baton

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Right arm and both legs are arms, left arm is a leg.
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card


Money: 135
-400 debt

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: (coughing, difficulty breathing) (since we’re no longer in the room with the toxic gas, do I still have these status effects?)
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier, empty plate, Tranquilizer syringe, armful of dead fish-1
Money: 347 OMNI

Code: (Sensory Dampeners/Blockers) [Select]

Sight:blindfold
Smell: Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Hearing:Text to Speech Earplugs, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Taste:Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation SuitTara heads back to the lasers and
Throws some dead fish at them to see if anything’s done to the fish

[Parisbre56]

Find a way to sneak up to the gooped deployable autoturret (maybe through the vents) and then either turn it off or make it consider us friendly, preferably the second one. Then hand it over to Yagyu in exchange for his beautiful boombooms.

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: N/A is robot
Hearing: Speech-to-text-to-speech
Taste: N/A is robot
Touch: N/A is robot
Extra: Motion Sensor, Limited Omniscience

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
Power cord

Money: 475

[Radio Controlled]

You rolled 2, just forgot to post it. Because it was like 3am.

I threw my back out today. Writing you from a bathroom floor.
Lots of love, piecewise.

((I'm sorry to hear it, hope you get better soon! And thank you for still updating things even while crippled and during travels.))

[Ozarck]

You rolled 2, just forgot to post it. Because it was like 3am.

I threw my back out today. Writing you from a bathroom floor.
Lots of love, piecewise.

((I'm sorry to hear it, hope you get better soon! And thank you for still updating things even while crippled and during travels.))

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