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[m1895]

"we should probably try to fix the whole infinite horde of demons thing, since we have to bring Derp back this way, probably."

[syvarris]

"FUCK FUCK FUCK DERP FUCK FUCK I HATE Y--BLUB--UUUCK"

This problem might be my fault but I don't have to solve it.  I have an extra life!

Don't let go of Ji, despite the fact that she's letting go herself.  Shoot demons if they're seen.  Try not to get washed away.

Charge the laser and hope this isn't the worst idea.  Current charge level: d8.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)

Life: d6 Riot suit.
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, d4 secubaton melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d8
Kno d4
Fte d4

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status:

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 10 magazines (d8 (loaded), d8*9, d4, d0*3 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs

Toby's Military-grade laser (d6 ranged attack, chargable up to d20) with one(?) battery (d6)

The top ~quarter of an allegedly female sexbot inhabited by the mind of a security dude, dubbed "Ji".

Cognition Copier (equipped)

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Helpful (?) things done on mission:
Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.  And probably a bunch of other rooms.
Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.

Code: [Select]

Sight: Functioning (blindfold readied)
Smell: Nose plugs.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speech earplugs
Taste: Cutting out one's tongue seems like too much.  How are we gonna taste him without touching him, anyway?
Touch: Riot armor

[Naturegirl1999]

((Action edited))
I just had a thought, why would Mr Controller add water to demon portals unless the demons are swimmers? Maybe the demons he summoned are aquatic?

[King Zultan]

"Where the fuck did all this water come from?"
Try to find the main power supply for the area and try to disconnect the hell portal.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Goldstine
Physical Description: Just like all things at OMNITECH he looks genetic.
Background: Being homeless sucked, so he got the first job he found.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d2 desk lamp

Sight: Blindfold
Smell: Two bullets shoved in nose.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
Taste: improvised facemask and maybe Silly trashcan helmet?
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit,  Silly trashcan helmet

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fine, now with cloned limbs
Inventory:
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

[Naturegirl1999]

I opened the door to N and then the water is coming, so it came from N

[Radio Controlled]

I opened the door to N and then the water is coming, so it came from N

"Then close that door before they all drown dammit!"

[King Zultan]

"We've got demons, water, and Mr. Douchebag, what the hell did we do to deserve this, this whole mission is a disaster!"

[Naturegirl1999]

Tara sings just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do, we swim, swim as she swims through the door to N

[Pancaek]

Do my utmost not to die. Just focus one not drowning right now, and either ride the wave until the current dies down enough for me to swim to the first bit of dry land I see, or grab onto something that will allow me to haul myself out of the water (like the cable Pathos is attempting to throw us).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Richter
Physical Description: Your average 30-something millenial geek. Unkempt, looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. Hair's a mess, eyes are bloodshot and red.
Background: Used to work in a fast food restaurant, until he dropped a box of fries on the floor and they fell into an eldritch pattern. Since then, he's convinced that some dark force is out to get him. Has recurring dreams about drowning in a vast sea of purple, running from a two headed snake through a sea of yoghurt, and something very faint about a sheep. Blinks with one eye at a time so as to minimize the time with his eyes closed.
Life: d4.
Attack: d4 (pistol)

Stats
Strength: d4
Dexterity:  d4
Speed:  d4
Endurance: d6
Will:  d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate:  d6

Skills
Melee:  d4
Guns:  d4
Explosives: d4
Implants:  d8
Mechanics:  d4
Technology: d4
Medical:  d4
Occult:  d8


Status:
Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Transient Psychokinetic stimulant (single use. When used, roll occult. Roll is equal to number of turns it will function. Allows direct ranged and melee attack with Will as damage. Roll occult afterwards for side effects)
Money:  0

[Parisbre56]

Attach myself to the ceiling so that I can avoid the water. Tie the power cord I got somewhere sturdy, like a pipe, and throw the other end at people who are in danger of getting carried away by the water.

Consider the following plan:
Have someone shoot some foam or attach something floaty (like an artifact container?) at my cutting charge to make it float.
Clear my Limited Omniscience of all other tracked items, focus solely on the explosive.
Once the water has taken the explosive close enough to the portal that the explosion will close it, detonate it.

If it looks like something that will work, then go through with it. Else just follow the people going to cut the power in the hopes I can do something to help them.

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: N/A is robot
Hearing: Speech-to-text-to-speech
Taste: N/A is robot
Touch: N/A is robot
Extra: Motion Sensor, Limited Omniscience

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
Power cord

Money: 475

[piecewise]

I lost most of the turn (This seems to happen when I have to copy paste things and go back and forth thanks to the thread only showing a certain number of replies. Sometimes I select copy all and it just copies like...half or a quarter for some reason. Whatever.)


Here's the highlights because I ain't redoing the entire thing.


Tara got into N. N is basically entirely flooded so she's just up against the ceiling near the door.

Ji is being swept away and saw the first sign of demons, a giant maggot thing struggling to crawl up the hall against the water. She shot but missed. Wilfred attempted to keep hold of her, but failed. He ended up wedged in a doorway in the hall, stable for the moment. He's charging his laser.

Yagyu, ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES character ((Sheet looks fine)), Toby, Anya, Pathos, Richter, and Burt are all in the crawlspace in the ceiling, since thats where Yagyu and Pathos believe the most likely location of the cord they need to cut to stop the demon invasion is. Toby actually helped a lot because of his tentacle could pull people out of the water and up to the ceiling.

Gabe attempts to follow Tara to N, fails to get in there and is now clinging to the edge of the doorway to N, trying not to get pulled downstream.

The Water is slowing the demons by the sheer fact that they are having to push against the current to get to you. You have probably 2 or so turns until they reach you, at this rate.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"Hey I don't want to hurry you up fellow co-workers of OMNITECH™ but it looks like those mortally challenged peeps took swimming lessons"

Kenneth will unleash lead on the mortally challenged in an attempt to thin the horde while his fellow co-workers of OMNITECH™ find and cut the cord.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kenneth
Physical Description: A 6'4 man always seen wearing his trusty OMNITECH riot guard helmet, no one knows what lies beneath it due to him using it for twenty-four hours, not even things like showering or cleaning off the accumulated blood from beating protestors property invaders and workers in the sweatshops facilities that are totally up to snuff will make him remove his trusty friend.

Background: Kenneth dreamed of being a tool for the establishment since he was in the womb, every day from dawn till dusk he would prepare himself by beating up his brother with jumper cables for not doing all chores, while in college he arrested his entire class for not standing up to the pledge, he even turned his father over to the McPolice for violating the NAP by stepping 0.6 centimeters into the property of the glorious Megacorp chain of restaurants.

Needless to say, he was pretty flipping happy as frick when he joined the heckish monster of a corporation known as Omnitech.

Life:d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/ d4 OMNITECH generic security baton

Stats:
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d8
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Heck Yeah!
Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Sight: Nope
Hearing: Nada
Touch: none
Smell: none
Taste: none

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: a few cuts, feet stuck in foam
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier
Money: 347 OMNI
Sight:blindfold(taken off for now due to needing to find the source of the flying furniture)
Smell: Isolation Suit
Hearing:Earplugs
Taste:Isolation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit

Take as deep a breath as possible while above water and then hold my breath. Then dive and swim towards the source of the water

[Radio Controlled]

Yagyu, ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES character ((Sheet looks fine)), Toby, Anya, Pathos, Richter, and Burt are all in the crawlspace in the ceiling, since thats where Yagyu and Pathos believe the most likely location of the cord they need to cut to stop the demon invasion is. Toby actually helped a lot because of his tentacle could pull people out of the water and up to the ceiling.

Search for the correct cord using my technical expertise and then cut it. If possible, try not to cut other cords while doing so, but if that would be difficult due to the way they are bundled or something then fuck it, cut all of 'em.

Also, question: does this crawlspace extend to the whole of the section? If yes, could we use it to get the drop on the demons/shoot at them out of their reach, or perhaps even sneak up to section N should we want to?

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

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Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head and malfunctioning  arm

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

3 spare goop tanks (all full)
a few mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic)
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
signal jammer parts

cognition copier
Money: 945


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel
4 gallon container of water
Lighter
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

[The Canadian kitten]

Get back to the others

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Gabe Toots
Physical Description: Tall East Asian man with a stubble. Black hair with brown eyes, also wear glasses (basically a clone of the first Gabe in appearance)
Background: He going to be the mook that fills out the team and add firepower but, will most likely to die before the mission ends
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle (3 mags d6) and d4 OMNITECH generic security baton
Stats:
Strength: 1d6
Dexterity: 1d6
Speed: 1d4
Endurance: 1d6
Will: 1d4
Knowledge: 1d4
Fate: 1d4
Skills:
Melee: 1d8
Guns: 1d8
Explosives: 1d4
Implants: 1d4
Mechanics: 1d4
Technology: 1d4
Medical: 1d4
Occult: 1d4
Speech: 1d4
Status: Might as well drown now.
Inventory: OMNITECH electrical behaviour modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Rusty signpost
Money: 0
Sight: An actual blindfold!
Hearing: TTS earplugs
Touch: none
Smell: none
Taste: none
I guess I lived longer than last time!