Eh, whatever. Fug it.
Minister to the survivors when they arrive, and guide them back towards a productive state of mind. Use the Eliminator to aid in the guidance process if necessary. Such harmful, trauma-based delusions will only interfere in potential employee apotheosis. After, renegotiate the contracts of any that require it.
Name: “Jean Eric” (OMNI automaton: Consumer interface edition)
Physical Description:
A “Generic” brand Automaton, Jean resembles an android born from the minds of the public domain: cheap, clunky limbs, wrapped around a tin-can chassis, topped with a bucket-head emblazoned with the OMNI eye.
Background: Omnitech has long since automated swaths of their PR and HR departments, having deemed certain organic employees an undue financial burden and whistleblower risk. “Jean” is one of the many automata assigned to OMNI On-Sire Relations Maintenance, and, after the ruling on OMNI v. New Waco, one of the few to possess functional language comprehension software.
Class: PR Representative.
Life: d4
Attack: D4 Guass Minicannon
Stats:
Strength: D6
Dexterity: D4
Speed: D4
Endurance: D6
Will: D6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills: Melee: D4
Guns: D6
Explosives: D4
Implants: D4
Mechanics: D4
Technology: D4
Occult: D4
Speech: D12
Items:
OMNITECH Gauss Minicannon, OMNITECH Memory Eradicator, OMNITECH Contract Notebook
Help escort survivors back to safety. If they are fully safe and secured, then while waiting for the mission to end consider if I could improve the damage die (or perhaps make the attack roll the same die twice?) of the generic security assault rifle by making it shoot full auto (or, if it already has that, fuller auto).
Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Life: d4
Attack: d6
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: okie dokie
Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
Standard: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
Current overdrive at d6
current goop tank: d8/d8 use die
3 spare goop tanks (all full)
a few mining explosives
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (2/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
mysterious vial of glowing green liquid
cognition copier
Money: 245
(Doing something different this time around, lets see how long this guy lasts.)
Go meet my new bosses.
Name: Burt Goldstine
Physical Description: Just like all things at OMNITECH he looks genetic.
Background: Being homeless sucked, so he got the first job he found.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: FINE
Inventory:
OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
High visibility flares x5
Money: 0
Try and get my leg patched up.
Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:
A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.
Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.
Background:
Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with a android based on his famous video game avatar.
Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/Baton
Life: d2
Attack: d4 pistol
Ammo:
(No) Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
3 pistol mags (d4 use)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: normal
Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
(No) OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Money: 12
-400 debt
[The infirmary can patch you up for 50 credits, though you may want to wait for after payment.]
Anya decides to meet her bosses, rather than dick around here anymore
Bravely secured OMNITECH Property
Didn't do anything stupid or wasteful
Name: Anya Sokolova
Physical Description: Wiry, roughly 6'4/193 cm tall, Anya cuts a striking figure compared to the diminutive height of most women at OMNITECH. Her nearly shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes merely amplifies that affect
Background: born in some rural shithole in Novosibirsk, Anya worked on her parents farm, mainly fixing up their only tractor. She decided to join the Russian engineer troops to make something of herself. One... eventful career later, and she decided it be better to go to OMNITECH than the Hague. Sometimes she wonders if that was the good choice.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 generic personal sidearm/d4 monkey wrench
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d12
Tech: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: vertical and breathing
Inventory:
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (3/3)
High visibility flares ×5
d4 monkey wrench
(Does the Hoverboard use tech?)
[The hoverboard uses dexterity for riding]
The Majority of the team returns, fairly triumphantly, to their ape overlords.
"It seems you have successfully rescued...well all the women employees. Hmm. Where are the men?"
There is a brief explanation here, which I did not bother to record.
"Ah, an intern went power mad and began playing out his heroic fantasies after an accidental breech into an old lab unleashed giant insects. I see. I believe that is Human resources code 37. Surprisingly common; though not as much as 37-C, the time travel variant. Ah well."After another scan of the scene
"I can't help but notice that there are a few of you...missing...I've already been informed about the three who tampered with the Auditor's door"
Visible shiver of terror
"But what about the others? Are they still coming? The door to the lab has been sealed, right? No danger of giant insects pouring out into the hall...Right?""Hey guys, look at this toenail I-"
Charon pauses, taking in the sight of the giant multi-tonne monstrosity that was rapidly spiraling towards him.
"Nope."
Use my D8 speed and skiddale towards the elevator.
Name: Charon Pu
Physical Description: A sickly pale Italian man with bloodshot eyes. He frowns constantly, with a smear of ink across his unwashed face.
Background:
[Redacted]Class:
Emergency Technician
Life:
d2Attack:
d4 Personal Sidearm (d4 use)
Stats:Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed:d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8
Skills:Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: D6
Status: Ouchie. Cut my hands on a bunch of trash metal. Probably has tetanus.
Money: Nada
Inventory:- OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
- OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines(d4 use die)
- OMNITECH Override Fob
- OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
- OMNITECH bunch of ink bombs I stole from underneath the seats.
- OMNITECH bio-hazard sign that has what appears to be either blood, jam, or a combination of blood and jam smeared on it.
- OMNITECH toenail that I looted off a exploded body.
Charon de-asses the area with the quickness in the face of giant insect armageddon. He does so using the patented OMNI security retreat technique of running away screaming with his hands above his head, flailing in a comic manner. As we know, running like a muppet increases your chances of survival by 14.7%.
”what is that?”
Throw the Knight at the centipede, and pull Tara out of the way if she gets hurt stay behind Wilfred.
Name: Toby Jackson
Physical Description:a normal looking guy with short black hair. 5 foot 5, has no muscles.
Background: need money. No skills. Omnitech good.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Generic pistol or d8 tentacle
Stats:
strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will:d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate:d12
Skills:
Melee:d4
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Occult: d10
Status: probably maybe a little insane.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
Tentacle thing
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
3 frag grenades
Money: 0
Name: Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d4 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: Bloody nose, a few cuts
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1) x2
Money: 130 OMNI
Tara tries to utilize her foam gun and sealing kit to stick the centipede in one place, regardless of whether or not this she succeeds, she tries cutting a hole big enough to crawl into in the centipede’s exoskeleton. If the hole is big enough, she crawls inside and starts cutting at its organs
(If this is too much tell me and I will shrink the action number)
[8][5v2][3v1]
Toby turns to the centipede and as soon as its in range he slams the body of the knight down onto the insect's head like a mallet. The creature's carapace cracks and its body piles up like a train crashing into a wall as its head is pummeled into the floor. Toby releases the body of the KNIGHT and proceeds to scoop Tara up under one arm while wrapping Wilfred up with his tentacle. He turns to run as an assassin beetle the size of a compact car comes skittering over the recovering centipede and gives the trio a meaningful look. He runs for the door out of the damn lab. [1]
Sadly his squirming teammates slow him down a good deal and he only manages to run into the next room, the assassin bug and a newly emerged hercules beetle in hot pursuit. [2][2] Tara shoots some goop in the direction of the pursuing insects but misses by a fairly big margin. [Reduce use die by 1 for foam gun]
Help escort survivors back to safety. If they are fully safe and secured, then while waiting for the mission to end consider if I could improve the damage die (or perhaps make the attack roll the same die twice?) of the generic security assault rifle by making it shoot full auto (or, if it already has that, fuller auto).
Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Life: d4
Attack: d6
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: okie dokie
Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
Standard: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
Current overdrive at d6
current goop tank: d8/d8 use die
3 spare goop tanks (all full)
a few mining explosives
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (2/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
mysterious vial of glowing green liquid
cognition copier
Money: 245
((Hows about it gets advantage on the damage roll and disadvantage on the use die roll to show more bullets being used?))