Walk up to my good friends Harold, Toots, Nik and shove the toenail directly into their face. If they seems to be missing, dead, or a combination of the two, shove my new toenail into somebody else's face.
"Look at this toenail I found."
Name: Charon Pu
Physical Description: A sickly pale Italian man with bloodshot eyes. He frowns constantly, with a smear of ink across his unwashed face.
Background:
[Redacted]Class:
Emergency Technician
Life:
d2Attack:
d4 Personal Sidearm (d4 use)
Stats:Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed:d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8
Skills:Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: D6
Status: Ouchie. Cut my hands on a bunch of trash metal. Probably has tetanus.
Money: Nada
Inventory:- OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
- OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines(d4 use die)
- OMNITECH Override Fob
- OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
- OMNITECH bunch of ink bombs I stole from underneath the seats.
- OMNITECH bio-hazard sign that has what appears to be either blood, jam, or a combination of blood and jam smeared on it.
- OMNITECH toenail that I looted off a exploded body.
Charon Cannot find his friends and thus walks right out of the lab, searching for someone to display his trophy to. He eventually finds the rest of the team loitering outside or heading to their ape overlords.
[Achievement unlocked: Credit to station]
Uh, neat. Now that that boring job stuff is out of the way, time to engage with the real meat of this game.
Scout the base for a place appropriate to take someone on a date. Have to be prepared, you know?
Name: AYLMAO
Physical Description: A young asian man with brown hair, brown eyes, and no interesting properties.
Background: Make numbers go up.
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d12
Status: Fine.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0 OMNI
Overall Statistics:Level: 0
Main Objectives Completed: 0
Side Objectives Completed: 0
Achievements Unlocked: 2
Humans Killed: 0
Other Kills: 0
Girls Bedded: 0
Mission Statistics:Main Objective:Negotiate Old-Fashioned Way [Incomplete]
Side Objectives:none
Achievements:Touched a woman, technicallyCredit to stationHumans Killed: 0
Other Kills: 0
Aylamo learns of a mythical literal hole in the wall bar where people can watch topless guitar playing and drink spaceship fuel.
Anya will bravely loot the trash wall
(Like this?)
Name: Anya Sokolova
Physical Description: Wiry, roughly 6'4/193 cm tall, Anya cuts a striking figure compared to the diminutive height of most women at OMNITECH. Her nearly shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes merely amplifies that affect
Background: born in some rural shithole in Novosibirsk, Anya worked on her parents farm, mainly fixing up their only tractor. She decided to join the Russian engineer troops to make something of herself. One... eventful career later, and she decided it be better to go to OMNITECH than the Hague. Sometimes she wonders if that was the good choice.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d2
Attack: d4 generic personal sidearm/d2 punch
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d12
Tech: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: vertical and breathing
Inventory:
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (3/3)
High visibility flares ×5
The trashwall has been pretty well scoured by the previous security team's actions, but Anya decides to give it a try regardless. [3] She wrenches out a...wrench! Its a big ol' monkey wrench! A reasonable club and, I guess, a method of tightening bolts. (d4 monkey Wrench)
Damn this is like the third or forth time I've been killed in this thing, and I lost all my cool shit.
Damn!!!!
Going forward, I suggest a policy of not annoying the Auditors. Honestly, a meeting with them is never good. They either spend several hours explaining cost to benefit analysis to you, or they cut off your head. Sometimes both in either order.
If John tried to eat my ghost, fight back. Then run away somewhere.
How would I become a ghost? if not a ghost, do you mind if I creat Gabe the 2nd?
But did they leave ghosts behind? Jon will not proceed into the blackness. Janitors live and die by a code, and that code includes respect of certain groups' zones of influence. Like break rooms and absolute no entry death holes. But if there are ghosts nearby, however many they may be, Jon will eat them. Except cats. Especially murdercats. Speaking of which, Jon goes and gets a murder cat.
If I end up a ghost run away from John and prevent him from eating me.
After the events of the last mission, anyone who dies becomes a ghost. Jon is our only non-NPC ghost currently, though I suppose anyone else could become one, if they were inclined. Though you're basically completely insubstantial and unable to really effect the world in any meaningful way. Jon doesn't care about being useful or doing things other than mess around so Ghost is his perfect form. Also it lets him eat as many things as he wants.
However, you three aren't....dead per say. You're technically NPC's because the
fate awaiting those who tick off the Auditors is far worse than death. And yes, You can create Gabe 2, Electric Tootaloo.
After seeing what happened to the others, she runs towards Charon and Wilfred
”there is an invisible creature in the auditor room that killed 3 people. Stay away!
Seeing the KNIGHTS next to Wilfred, Tara runs at the nearest one with one of her porcelain knives, attempting to slice off one of its arms
Name: Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d4 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: Bloody nose, a few cuts
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1) x2
Money: 130 OMNI
Beat the knights up with the tentacle"By order of King Grongor's successor all KNIGHTS ARE TO STAND DOWN AND STOP ATTACKING ME!"
Scream at the KNIGHTs to stand down and stop attacking me, while shooting at them and fleeing backward out of the complex. In reverse order of priority; getting away is more important than attacking, which is more important than being eloquent or convincing.
Edit: Actually, wait, no. People are volunteering to be meat shields, without even being asked! I don't know when I slipped into a parallel universe, but I'll totally make use of this: Attacking is now first priority, and retreating to the doorway is second in priority. Don't run away further than the doorway unless the meat shields are already dead and/or dying.
Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton. That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day. Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor. Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is. Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)
Life: d6
Attack: 4d4 ACA Acidthrower Thing, d4 secubaton melee
Stats:
Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d6
Kno d4
Fte d4
Skills:
Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d8
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4
Status:
Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d8 (loaded), d4, d0 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs
Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly"
Money: 0 (540 debt, 25% interest per mission cycle)
Helpful things done on mission:
Hacked into the locked door sealing the insect lab.
Name: Toby Jackson
Physical Description:a normal looking guy with short black hair. 5 foot 5, has no muscles.
Background: need money. No skills. Omnitech good.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Generic pistol or d8 tentacle
Stats:
strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will:d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate:d12
Skills:
Melee:d4
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Occult: d10
Status: probably maybe a little insane.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
Tentacle thing
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
3 frag grenades
Money: 0
[5,3,4][6v7][5v1][10v4]
Tara darts in first, her knife striking the First KNIGHT's breastplate with a solid metallic impact, but doing nothing more than scratching the metal. Toby's tentacle whips past Tara and wraps itself around The KNIGHT with violent elastic speed, loops of cephalopod flesh enclosing chest and throat and head in rapid succession. With a whipping motion the tentacle jerks up into the air and begins rapidly slamming the knight against the walls and ceiling. Meanwhile, Wilfred turns his attention to the next KNIGHT, and unleashes a concentrated spray of corrosive chemicals dead into its chest and face. It gets knocked straight off its feet by the impact and never manages to do anything more than wriggle a bit before its entire upper body is reduced to a murky mess of molten metal and manflesh.
There is a moment of apparent victory, but this ends before anyone can even cheer as it becomes clear what these KNIGHTS were running from when a centipede the size of a subway train spirals round the corner, running across the walls, floor and ceiling in rapid succession in its seemingly unstoppable charge.
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