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[Naturegirl1999]

3, I’m coming too

[heydude6]

”So I just got off the phone with the ape. Apparently, there used to be an old Chem lab southwest of here that tried to make a super soldier serum. The place is decommissioned now, but our Reginald believes some vermin got exposed to the prototypes and transformed into the things we have now.

If that’s the case, then the kingdom of Camelot has got quite the hornet’s nest under it’s nose.

Who wants to come with me to disturb it?

The plan itself is quite simple. We open the door just wide enough for our flamethrower nozzles to fit through, set fire to as many things as possible, then we seal the door behind us and run. With that exit blocked off, the bugs will have no choice but to use the other one. Specifically, the one that leads right into Camelot.

While the KNIGHTS are busy defending that side of the border, we sneak in through the now unguarded wall and rescue the hostages, kidnap the king, or whatever other objectives we may have. If their are still guards at the wall, our diplomat tells them that we agreed to a defensive pact with the king and that they need to let us in so we can help defend the fatherland.

What do you guys think? I think Charon and Harold should come with me to lab, one to open the door, the other for his welding torch and ‘fire’ support”

[Ozarck]

"You have my attention, fella. I could use an undead bio-enhanced hornet army. For purposes. Sinister purposes."

[The Lupanian]

”Ok, shall we call this date #1?

Also, no. If only one person can go, it really should be me. If we can all go, why not? But let’s not push our luck.”

[Hotfire90]

"I suppose we could and since you proposed the date, I think it's customary for you to tell me more about yourself.

Well if you want to go in alone, do you have a plan for rescuing the hostages? I think it's important that we do both the rescuing and kidnapping at the same time."

[The Lupanian]

”Well, the most interesting thing about me is that I’m the best Waifu Assassin Guild player there is. If that doesn’t interest you, I recently got these *bounces*. So that’s gotta count for something.”

[Hotfire90]

"Waifu Assassin Guild player? That sounds interesting, tell me more about it."

[Naturegirl1999]

I think we can go with the medic inspection plan, even with 3 people, as 3 medics are bound to know more than 1 or 2 medics

[Parisbre56]

Nice maggots. Insect pals?

Are these the sort of flesh-eating ravenous maggots or the helpless larvae waiting to hatch maggots? If they attack or make any sort of threatening motion against me, bravely run away away. Otherwise, try to remain quiet and do not disturb them.

Could I make a hole through the wall to allow access to the tunnels using one of my explosives or the cutting charge?

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)

Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
2 demo charges
Glowspray paint

Money: 0

[syvarris]

"As fun as it is watching the fake woman try and talk to a real woman, I think I'll go with you, Nik.  Sounds like I might get to actually shoot something over there."

If Nik heads to the decommissioned lab with the possible nest of giant insects, accompany him.  If he doesn't head there, go investigate the lab alone.  Crack open the front door (or hack it open if it's locked) and peek inside.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)

Life: d6
Attack: 4d4 ACA Acidthrower Thing, d4 secubaton melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d6
Kno d4
Fte d4

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d8
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status:

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d8 (loaded), d4, d0 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs

Money: 0 (540 debt, 25% interest per mission cycle)

[heydude6]

"Glad someone is willing to come along for the ride. We need proper equipment if we're going to do this though. Without the welding torch, the bugs are just going to follow us into the hallways and make lunch out of us."

[Yottawhat]

Charon walks to group chat, bloody fingers splayed.

"Hey, so my blood is leaking out of my fingers and I would very much like to keep all my bodily fluids inside my body. Could somebody fix this."

"Also what exactly is happening. I pretty much zeroed in one that gigantic wall of trash and I'm not entirely sure what we're suppose to be doing. Or where exactly we are. Or how we got here. Or who you people are. And the time. I also do not know what the time is right now."

Spoiler:  Charon (click to show/hide)

Name: Charon Pu
Physical Description: A sickly pale Italian man with bloodshot eyes. He frowns constantly, with a smear of ink across his unwashed face.
Background: [Redacted]
Class: Emergency Technician
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm (d4 use)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed:d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: D6
Status: Fine. Got a bit of paint on my face.
Money: Nada
Inventory:

• OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
• OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines(d4 use die)
• OMNITECH Override Fob
• OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
• OMNITECH bunch of ink bombs I stole from underneath the seats.
• OMNITECH bio-hazard sign that has what appears to be either blood, jam, or a combination of blood and jam smeared on it.

[Naturegirl1999]

Charon walks to group chat, bloody fingers splayed.

"Hey, so my blood is leaking out of my fingers and I would very much like to keep all my bodily fluids inside my body. Could somebody fix this."

"Also what exactly is happening. I pretty much zeroed in one that gigantic wall of trash and I'm not entirely sure what we're suppose to be doing. Or where exactly we are. Or how we got here. Or who you people are. And the time. I also do not know what the time is right now."

Spoiler:  Charon (click to show/hide)

Name: Charon Pu
Physical Description: A sickly pale Italian man with bloodshot eyes. He frowns constantly, with a smear of ink across his unwashed face.
Background: [Redacted]
Class: Emergency Technician
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm (d4 use)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed:d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: D6
Status: Fine. Got a bit of paint on my face.
Money: Nada
Inventory:

• OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
• OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines(d4 use die)
• OMNITECH Override Fob
• OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
• OMNITECH bunch of ink bombs I stole from underneath the seats.
• OMNITECH bio-hazard sign that has what appears to be either blood, jam, or a combination of blood and jam smeared on it.

The members of Camelot have kidnapped members of OMNITECH, and we need to free them, as for the time, it is the present. I have something meant to seal metal, not flesh, Elen might be able to help you, she is a better medic than me

[heydude6]

Charon walks to group chat, bloody fingers splayed.

"Hey, so my blood is leaking out of my fingers and I would very much like to keep all my bodily fluids inside my body. Could somebody fix this."

"Also what exactly is happening. I pretty much zeroed in one that gigantic wall of trash and I'm not entirely sure what we're suppose to be doing. Or where exactly we are. Or how we got here. Or who you people are. And the time. I also do not know what the time is right now."

Spoiler:  Charon (click to show/hide)

Name: Charon Pu
Physical Description: A sickly pale Italian man with bloodshot eyes. He frowns constantly, with a smear of ink across his unwashed face.
Background: [Redacted]
Class: Emergency Technician
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm (d4 use)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed:d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: D6
Status: Fine. Got a bit of paint on my face.
Money: Nada
Inventory:

• OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
• OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines(d4 use die)
• OMNITECH Override Fob
• OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
• OMNITECH bunch of ink bombs I stole from underneath the seats.
• OMNITECH bio-hazard sign that has what appears to be either blood, jam, or a combination of blood and jam smeared on it.

"The Kingdom of Camelot is struggling with an insect problem and we found what we believe to be the location of their nest. We're planning to send a team there who will set it on fire and seal all the exits except the one that leads through Camelot itself. The insects will have no choice but to fight the KNIGHTS if they want to escape the inferno.

"Once things have gone sufficiently to shit, the team that remained here will sneak in, rescue the hostages, and maybe even kidnap the king if they have the time. It's really that simple.

"You're going to be on the nest squad btw. We need your technological expertise to open the door to the lab, though just a smidge since we only want to fit the nozzles of our flamethrowers through. Do you think you can do that?"

[Yottawhat]

"Well that explains some of the things I'm suppose to be doing. Oke-doky, let's do that then."


Head over to the decommissioned lab with the rest of the Bug Squad. Jack into the access terminal using my PC-C and attempt to open the door, trying to only open the door a wee bit. If that proves impossible from this terminal, take out my gun and start blasting the power conduits to shut off power to the door after it opened-up a bit.

Spoiler:  Charon (click to show/hide)

Name: Charon Pu
Physical Description: A sickly pale Italian man with bloodshot eyes. He frowns constantly, with a smear of ink across his unwashed face.
Background: [Redacted]
Class: Emergency Technician
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm (d4 use)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed:d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: D6
Status: Ouchie. Cut my hands on a bunch of trash metal. Probably has tetanus.
Money: Nada
Inventory:

• OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
• OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines(d4 use die)
• OMNITECH Override Fob
• OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
• OMNITECH bunch of ink bombs I stole from underneath the seats.
• OMNITECH bio-hazard sign that has what appears to be either blood, jam, or a combination of blood and jam smeared on it.