Find a ghost anemone, name it Maurice, then feed a big ghost fish to it so that it's tentacles grow absurdly long. Then find some ghost clownfish, feed several ghost pirhanas to them and set them loose inside my anemone.
After that, go feed a ghost Narwal to a ghost horse to make an ectosea unicorn.
Then ... I want a milkshake, so let's go find some ghost cows and feed them a lot of ghost grass.
Jon drifts through the scene, a massive ball of tentacles and flesh sitting on his back, whipping its limbs around at high speed.
"You like it? I call him Fred the Wriggly. I'm gonna go find some more weird stuff to feed to it. Or...maybe to feed to myself. I now understand why the pac man ghosts were always so ravenous: being dead makes you very hungry." He floats back out. He returns a few moments later riding a creature that could be best described as a nightmare seahorse.
"He ate Fred. Its fine." And back out again.
Name: Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d4 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: Bloody nose(sorry for not adding this earlier)
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1) x2
Money: 130 OMNI
Honestly I have no idea who the medic you're referencing is.
”Insect things? That’s interesting. Probably some other experiment gone wrong.
I’m gonna go ask the ape if he knows anything about them”
Leave the area and take the elevator up. Look for the ape and ask him about any labs that were near this one that worked on insects. I won’t be needed for a while
Name: Nikoli Ismenik
Physical Description: Nikoli or "Nik" for short is a relatively quiet and unassuming man. Few people are ever compelled to talk to him and the ones that do rarely remember much. In other words he's a background character. According to the file on record though, this is what he looks like:
A tall pale man with blue eyes and a gaunt look. I'd describe him as ugly, but not enough to be disgusting. I just feel pity when I look at him. The man is in his 30s yet he looks like he's been around for 40 years, and all of them were shit. He's just not the kind of person I'd want to talk to if I didn't have to.
Background: Nikoli first joined OMNI 3 years ago as a down-on-his-luck individual who had no more other options. With a backstory as common as they come, it's no surprise then that Nikoli quickly blended in with the other poor souls he worked with and functionally disappeared. Most would say he lived a dull life, but if one were to ever crack open that bald head of his, they would realize that he lived anything but.
Because the truth is that Nikoli was a spy, sent by the EXISE corporation to steal OMNI trade secrets and occasionally assassinate key personnel. As a janitor, few people ever payed him any attention and his kit granted him an excellent toolset for destroying evidence. During those 3 years while no one was looking, Nikoli managed to steal hundreds of documents and acquired a bodycount in the dozens!
The longer one stays on a job though, the chance to encounter bad luck increases until it eventually becomes inevitable. A few days ago, it was announced to Nikoli that he was going to be transferred. Apparently some idiots in another facility kept getting their sanitation officers killed, so he was randomly selected to be their next replacement. They told him to think of it as a promotion. Rather than being stuck inside an office or lab all day, he would get to do exciting field work! Nikoli had already burned enough documents to know what "field work" meant, but that wasn't what bothered him. Nor was it not being able to take his old possessions with him to his new workplace. What really crushed his hopes was the new uniform, that blasted rubber jumpsuit! How the H.E.L.L is he supposed to sneak into off-limits areas or strangle a guy to death if every step he takes sounds like a seal choking on a clown nose!
Hopefully command will think of something soon. Nikoli has made multiple attempts to contact them, but so far there has been no response.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Bare Hands!
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d8
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: No injuries yet.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Rubberized Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Incinerator
OMNITECH Arc Scraper
OMNITECH Automop
Reactive fabric cape (d6 life)
Money: -400 in dept
Rather than walking all the way back upstairs, Nik just finds the nearest interoffice telephone and gives his ape overlord a call. He has to wrestle it out of the hand of a complaining cubicle dweller but some
gentle persuasion with the mop ends that conflict.
Insects? I'm not sure.....According to the records the labs around that one...Nothing about insects but there is one thing. The one to the south west was a chem lab working on some kind of enhancement serum. Info is above my pay grade and it was mothballed and sealed years ago, but if there were functional prototypes and insects in that lab, perhaps the two met and created the problem. Pretend that I was with everyone all along
Name: Gabe Toots
Physical Description: Tall east asian man with a stubble. Black hair with brown eyes, also wear glasses
Background: Got this job just so he could make his parents proud, and make himself feel worthy
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle (3 mags d6) and d4 OMNITECH generic security baton
Stats:
Strength: 1d6
Dexterity: 1d6
Speed: 1d4
Endurance: 1d6
Will: 1d4
Knowledge: 1d4
Fate: 1d4
Skills:
Melee: 1d8
Guns: 1d8
Explosives: 1d4
Implants: 1d4
Mechanics: 1d4
Technology: 1d4
Medical: 1d4
Occult: 1d4
Speech: 1d4
Status: perfectly fine
Inventory: OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Toots clears his throat and then looks around nonchalantly. Everyone looks at him for a moment and then returns to what they were doing. He nods silently to himself. Infiltration complete.
Hmmm... Where am I in relation to the king? Above? Below? Next to? Could I get below his throne? How about above?
Ideally, I'd like to be able to go both above and below. Some sort of wide open crawlspace or even better some sort of maintenance sublevel below the room would be just perfect.
Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles. It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: *excited spider noises*
Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
2 demo charges
Glowspray paint
Money: 0
Pathos is high up on the wall to the left of the throne, going by the map. There are no vents below the throne and none that he can see directly above or behind. There is one closer, still on this side, but its is still a good 15 or so feet from the wall to the throne. He moves back, searching for a panel or something that would lead him to the interspace between the walls and floor of the lab pod and the raw stone it was built into. These pods are usually self contained, built in a cradle of suspension springs to isolate them from any seismic event, so there should be space out there. In his search he finds a hole in the ductwork and crawls down through it. He does indeed end up in a dark space seemingly outside the pod structure, but when he turns on his lights he finds that it isn't what he was looking for. He's in a smooth walled, cramped tunnel that appears to have been melted or dissolved away rather than dug, and all around him is copious amounts of greenish white slime and maggots the size of large dogs.
"You guys do whatever you want, I'm gonna get that flamethrower thing."
Pull the flamesprayer out of the the junk wall.
Name: Harold Goldstine
Physical Description: A short balding man with a mustache.
Background: He was tired of a boring life so he decided to join OMNITECH as a security guard.
Class: Security
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, mag d6/ d4 Security Baton
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d8
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Handcuffs
Cutting/welding torch
Demolition charge
3 oxygen pellets
Music drive
Movie drive
TV drive
Book drive
Magazine drive
Manual drive
Audiobook drive
Wrench (d4 melee attack)
Antique revolver (d4 ranged) 6 bullets remaining.
22 revolver bullets
Money: 460
[5]
Harold grabs the flamesprayer with both hands, plants his feet on the wall, and yanks. The sprayer doesn't come easily, but after several long seconds of straining and shifting it pops out with great force.
[Got a Flamesprayer and 1 tank]
Pull out more junk from the junk wall. Grab enough junk for Charon to form a duchy made out of trash and junk. Become Duke of the Junkerlands.
Name: Charon Pu
Physical Description: A sickly pale Italian man with bloodshot eyes. He frowns constantly, with a smear of ink across his unwashed face.
Background:
[Redacted]Class:
Emergency Technician
Life:
d2Attack:
d4 Personal Sidearm (d4 use)
Stats:Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed:d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8
Skills:Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: D6
Status: Fine. Got a bit of paint on my face.
Money: Nada
Inventory:- OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
- OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines(d4 use die)
- OMNITECH Override Fob
- OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
- OMNITECH bunch of ink bombs I stole from underneath the seats.
- OMNITECH bio-hazard sign that has what appears to be either blood, jam, or a combination of blood and jam smeared on it.
[1][2]
Charon attempts to tear some debris from the wall but thrusting his unprotected hands into a cluster of random metal and garbage pieces proves less than helpful and he pulls them back with several new cuts and likely a simmering case of tetanus.
((Do we even know IC'ly yet that the king is a scrawny idiot?))
Take possession of my inventory again and thank Will for guarding it. Make sure I am out of the way of the door, in case they start shooting.
"If things come to blows, I don't think we can take them in a fight, so I don't think there will be much rescuing from us in that case. Perhaps seducing the king would yield better results, and if it fails you could still resort to violence. As for the medical inspection story, I don't know if they king will care enough to fall for it, but you could try it. Perhaps don't call it an inspection though, I get the feeling this king doesn't take well to being told what to do."
Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Life: d4
Attack: d6
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: okie dokie
Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
Standard: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
Current overdrive at d6
current goop tank: d8/d8 use die
3 spare goop tanks (all full)
a few mining explosives
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (2/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
cognition copier
Money: 245
"Good luck." Wyatt tells the Medic from his position next to the wall.
Keep watch on the junk wall and those pulling junk from it, keeping an eye out for anything more unusual than normal.
Name: Wyatt Baker
Physical Description: A tall, well built man with short brown hair, a thick moustache and blue eyes.
Background: Bake wanted a new experience in his life, so he joined OMNITECH. And he will be getting an experience that he will remember for sure, assuming he doesn't die in some horrible manner
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle, d4 OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Stats:
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d6
Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (3 d8 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Yes yes, etc etc. Come on guys I'm trying to watch the cat fight.
Toby considers what yagyu has told them carefully. Give a pistol to the anime girl.
Name: Toby Jackson
Physical Description:a normal looking guy with short black hair. 5 foot 5, has no muscles.
Background: need money. No skills. Omnitech good.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Generic pistol or d8 tentacle
Stats:
strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will:d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate:d12
Skills:
Melee:d4
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Occult: d10
Status: probably maybe a little insane.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
Tentacle thing
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
Money: 0
Elen, no offense, but I think I’d we’re putting somebody behind enemy lines, it really should be a combatant.
Object to Elen being sent in, on the grounds that I would make a better candidate. Unless the guy wouldn’t rather TWO beautiful damsels for the price of one. In any case, I should probably leave my armor behind, and my not-easy-to-conceal weapons. However, Toby offered me his pistol, so I’ll trade him my rifle for it. Also, if I can find anything to wear that isn’t a security jump-suit, do so (Maybe somebody would be willing to trade jumpsuits? In any case, whoever wants to wear my armor until I get back is welcome to it.) Conceal the pistol and leave the baton. Approach the gate, looking as demure as possible.
Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:
A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on an avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.
Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.
Background:
Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with a android based on his famous video game avatar.
Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/Baton
Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: normal
Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Money: 12
-400 debt
I did research with my sisters about blood transfers from different species, along the way we found out that some animals have interesting parasites inside them, I think this counts.
"That's good enough, now if nobody has any objections I'll be heading in to talk with the king."
Head on in and meet the king as a most agreeable and fair maiden, also ask one of the KNIGHTS if my assistant is allowed to accompany me.
Name: Elen Farley
Physical Description: Short with long brown hair and green eyes, she seems unnaturally cheerful.
Background: Elen showed up shortly after an incident in one of the OMNITECH labs, she decided to work for OMNITECH mostly out of convenience of already being there.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Generic Personal Sidearm
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d8
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d12
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel
4 gallon container of water
Lighter
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Money: 200
Elen starts to head towards the wall when Ji saunters up and pushes her back.
"Nah uh Baka, I'm taking this one."
"Why are you the one who gets to go?"
"Because I'm a stacked anime robot with a fucking gun hidden in my cleavage." And she demonstrates the truth of both statements with some tactical jiggling.
"Come on, We all know you're just that Waldo guy cosplaying as your chinese cartoon sexdoll."
"Ok first, I'm telling my Omnigram followers about that, so prepare to get canceled. Second, who better to understand the desires of a horny shut in than another horny shut in? You'd just scare him with your opinions and free will and unreasonable standards of hygine."
We don't need someone to go in and stroke his...Ego. We need someone to go in there and end this standoff. For god sake you think you're gonna flatter him into submission?
I was actually considering the use of diversionary tactics. And again the tactical jiggling.
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