Name: Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d4 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: No Injuries
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector
Money: 0
Dexterity and Occult levelled up to d6
What I did:
I used the stomach acid from a corpse to break down a different corpse that was stuck in the elevator andhelped take out the remaining bones, thus fixing the elevator. I also went to Upper Mining since our team found a man who also tried to get to Upper Mining. In the process, I and two others who ent down with me discovered a large shard which made us see the corpses of everything that died in the solar system/galaxy
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
550 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: GrossName: Woldo Stuart
Physical Description: Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.
Background: He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/Baton
Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d10
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: normal
Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Money: zilch
Melee to d12, fate to d6
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Absenteeism is the better part of valor Will to d6, Tech to d8.
Mourn the loss of the axe. Greet the new girl and explain to her that green is safe, and that if she sees any green around alien gods, that's the color to go for.
Name: He insists that it's "Wilfred Seven", and most definitely not "Wil" or "William"
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton. That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day. Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor. Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is. Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Life: d6
Attack: d6 rifle, d8 axe
Stats:
Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d4, and he STILL fucked up an alien god! Yeah!
Kno d4
Fte d4
Skills:
Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d6
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4
Status:
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d8 (loaded), d4, d0 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs
Money: 0...
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
1000 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Sometimes the best solutions are the simplest ones.Message from OMNITECH Admin
You have been promoted to: Senior Xeno-Ambassador
150 Omni Raise
Note: Violence is often the best tactic.
Its the best I got. I'm chained to a radiator, cut me some slack.
It was great, just what I was hoping for. We'll go for a less PG-rated version next time. :p
Congrats everyone, you made it back! Do your level ups, I'll amend comments and payments to each one and we'll do a nice debrief when you are done.
Robobodies only level skills and not stats, I’m guessing? Does that mean the stat part of our lvl-ups are ‘wasted’ as long as we are in robobodies? Or should we save these lvl-ups for when we get fleshy bodies again and apply them then?
I'm guessing OMNITECH will want that computing cube I found to get at the info that's stored on it? Will I get a new one, or do I just lose it? What about the red and green keys? Oh, and do the optical sensors on this robot save any of the video they capture? If yes, I'm sure the omnidudes would want a copy of what Yagyu saw back in the mines.
EDIT: Oh, and if we are to post our meagre accomplishments, Yagyu:
-explored the base
-cut open several base doors to allow exploration
-unlocked and operated elevators like a space-age bellhop
-prevented the Dirty Man from going down with the elevator, and instead delivered him into the loving care of our pilot
-tried to get mind-controlled teammates back up, but only managed to get Toby
Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Life: d4
Attack: [ERROR: DATA NOT FOUND]
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: okie dokie
Inventory:
cognition copier
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
computing cube
red and green key
a few mining explosives
a large spool of synthetic cable
Money: 235
Indeed. Robodies level via spending money to either upgrade the current body or buy a new one. However, You could indeed save level ups for when you return to flesh.
They'll take the keys and the data from the cube, but leave you the newly wiped and refurbished cube. As per your recordings, you think we don't already have those on file?
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
700 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Thankless is the life of a middle manager.: Hey, I'm here, he's not. So screw that guy. :
Things Pathos did:
*Drove the team to their destination
*Docked with said destination
*Went outside and pressurized the dock so that others could explore.
*Dug up various logs and information about shuttle flights and gate activations, as well as some storage inventory, just in case they're interested in trying to figure out where those artifacts went and where the "mislabeled" equipment came from/went to.
*Dug up a black box recording a shuttles journey back to the station after a delivery and some of the symptoms.
*Watched the shuttle and prepared the portal for our return trip while the team was exploring to make sure we could come back.
*Kept an eye on Hamilton, washed him and got him some new clothes.
*Used the remote controlled shuttle to rescue those stuck in the mining level before the asteroid depressurized.
*Drove the team back to Earth, plus two extra members. Hamilton and the ghost of Jon. Unless that second one is just a hallucination.
If the science dudes don't take Jon and Hamilton away, then go get them some snacks while I await payment.
I'll hold off on leveling up until I can see what kind of body I can afford.
Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A literal crash test dummy.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Emergency Technician (+100 OMNI per mission)
Life: d4: crash test dummy
Attack: d2: unarmed
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d8
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: Blank stare
Inventory:
2 demo charges
Money: -270
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
800 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: 49 20 62 65 74 20 79 6f 75 20 77 65 6e 74 20 61 6e 64 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 65 64 20 74 68 69 73 20 73 74 75 70 69 64 20 74 68 69 6e 67 2c 20 64 69 64 6e 27 74 20 79 6f 75 3f 20Message from OMNITECH Admin:
You have been promoted to: Senior Tech Officer
100 Omni Raise, built in computing cube functionality.
Note: Troubleshooting is sometimes very literal.Will to d8 and implants to d6.
-Occupied a turret and killed an alien crab that was attacking the shuttle.
-Discovered Hamilton and cared for him by checking him for injuries and treating his dehydration.
-Discovered the danger the alien hallucinations pose and the way to beat them through firsthand experience.
-Successfully saved Woldo from his hallucinations by pouring water on his face.
-Led the one medic rescue mission down to mining and rescued Toby.
Name: Elen Farley
Physical Description: Short with long brown hair and green eyes, she seems unnaturally cheerful.
Background: Elen showed up shortly after an incident in one of the OMNITECH labs, she decided to work for OMNITECH mostly out of convenience of already being there.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Generic Personal Sidearm
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d12
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Bandaged head
Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel
4 gallon container of water
Money: 0
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
600 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: A fire marshal promotion is in your future. Lucky Numbers: 32 2 48 19 8Dexterity to D6, and Guns to D8.
Name: Harold Goldstine
Physical Description: A short balding man with a mustache.
Background: He was tired of a boring life so he decided to join OMNITECH as a security guard.
Class: Security
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, mag d6/ d4 Security Baton
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Handcuffs
Cutting/welding torch
Demolition charge
3 oxygen pellets
Music drive
Movie drive
TV drive
Book drive
Magazine drive
Manual drive
Audiobook drive
Wrench (d4 melee attack)
Antique revolver (d4 ranged) 4 bullets remaining.
Money: 40
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: W̶͓̆h̵̑͜o̴̞̍ ̸̲̒a̷͈͑r̷̭͆e̸͖̎ ̶̥̃y̵̠͝o̸̲͑u̸̠͊ ̶͎͆a̵̠̓g̵̣͗a̵̤̿ì̴̱ń̸̜?̷̞̾Will to d6, guns to d6.
Here’s what I did:
I stabbed a shard into my leg, got hallucination
Went into the shard room and went insane
That’s pretty much it.
Name: Toby Jackson
Physical Description:a normal looking guy with short black hair. 5 foot 5, has no muscles.
Background: need money. No skills. Omnitech good.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Generic pistol
Stats:
strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d4
Endurance:d4
Will:d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate:d12
Skills:
Melee:d4
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Occult: d10
Status: probably maybe a little insane. Also knocked out.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
Money: 80
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
550 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Save your experimenting with mind altering substances for after work.Name:
Leslie Omnitech©Physical Description:
Miss Omnitech stands at a rather tall 6ft0, with brown eyes and light autumn hair. Her skin is a light white and overall she certainly exudes a friendly appearance, when not wearing the signature jumpsuit and boots and gloves of the public relations department of course!Background:
Leslie was orphaned at a tender young age. Due to an omnitech facility in a "completely unforeseeable accident." Finding the local community had a distinct lack of parent's after the completely unforeseeable and not at all completely intentional accident. Leslie grew up given the surname Omnitech©, fed propaganda her whole life, her memories of the incident wiped by mental trauma, otherwise known as The Memory Eradicator. That left her a thoroughly unintelligent and firm loyalist of Omnitech!
Her minuscule brain groomed from a young age, Leslie truly believes that Omnitech is the best corporation, nay the best sovereign entity in the world and is ready to fight tooth and nail, whether through contracts and verbal negotiations or her more preferred method, physical and ballistic negotiations!
""Hail Omnitech!""
Life:
D4, her jumpsuit while very "businessy", doesn't provide any real protection~Attack:
D4 OMNITECH Gauss Mini-cannon, she thinks it's wicked awesome! Stats:
Strength:
D8, Surprisingly strong, perhaps offputtingly so.Dexterity:
D4, A bit of a klutz.
Speed:
D4, Her lack of intellect shows in her reactions just as well.Endurance:D4, Tires easily it seems, a frequenter of colds.Will:
D6, Omnitech gives her strength, hones what tiny intellect she possesses.Knowledge:
D4,High school degree obviously forged.Fate:
D6,Still alive, but still employed at Omnitech.Skills:
Melee:
D6, Likes to pistolwhip people, sometimes likes to punch people who insult omnitech, her surprisingly considerable strength helps with this.Guns:
D6, Has some practice in, several janitorial staff terminated from said practice.Explosives:
D4, Pulled grenade pin once, told a small child to catch, still doesn't understand why they blew up.Implants:
D4, Never touched em, hopes to one day!Mechanics:
D4, Tried to fix local radio, mechanics couldn't figure out how she broke it so badly.Technology:
D4, She...shes got this, totally!Medical:
D4, "Bandages go inside the wound right?"Occult:
D4, "What's an occult?"Speech:
D6, "Why hello! It's great to meet you, I'm Leslie, I've heard you have some problems with Omnitech? Heres how you're mistaken!"Status:
Fit as a fiddle! A Clueless moron and lifelong lover of Omnitech!Inventory:
Executive JumpsuitOMNITECH Gauss Mini-cannon (d4 ranged attack) x3 magazines (use die 4) (Silent) OMNITECH Memory EradicatorOMNITECH Contract NotebookMoney:
Just pocket lint. ((Cross-posting from Break room, figured you probably don't look at that often. Feel free to just uh throw me in the barrack's, with the apes, hopefully can be around to greet these poor, poor chumps if they make it back.
28th page get!))
Feel free to jump in now that we're back home.
((Wonderful,Hail Omnitech!))
Autumn hair glimmers and faintly shines under the barrack's light's, brown eye's gleam staring into a mirror and a faint smile illuminates a simple face. Leslie, as she was called, was absentmindedly staring into the mirror, a jumpsuit printed with the mocking decal of a suit for this public relations nutjob, her right hand brushing aside locks of hair, as her other slides over the OMNITECH Gauss Mini-cannon. A small hint of a shudder, of excitement racing through her.
The simpleminded corporate tool gives a hum and heads on out of the barracks. It would be awkward almost certainly to get used to her new local, but for Omnitech?
For the greatest thing in the universe?
Her grin grew, her voice coming forth, light and cheery, friendly and warm.
"Today's going to be a wonderful day~"
Leslie has been transferred for, let's say over-enthusiasm at her last workplace. She's going to go explore her new place of work, meet her fellow employee's who must adore Omnitech as well and all around get acquainted as best she can with her new home. It's what Omnitech would want after-all, for her to settle in and become productive as soon as possible!
Leslie meets everyone as the shuffle out of the shuttle on the landing pad. She of course acts very much like an over enthusiastic flight attendant, happily welcoming them and trying to talk to everyone at once. She makes several jokes with the guy whose eyes were burnt out and then follows the group to the debriefing.
Will to d6, Tech to d8.
Mourn the loss of the axe. Greet the new girl and explain to her that green is safe, and that if she sees any green around alien gods, that's the color to go for.
Name: He insists that it's "Wilfred Seven", and most definitely not "Wil" or "William"
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton. That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day. Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor. Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is. Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Life: d6
Attack: d6 rifle, d8 axe
Stats:
Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d4, and he STILL fucked up an alien god! Yeah!
Kno d4
Fte d4
Skills:
Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d6
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4
Status:
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d8 (loaded), d4, d0 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs
Money: 0...
Wilfred engages Leslie (perhaps a bad idea) and proceeds to explain at length his considerations and experience in dealing with xenobiological creatures. His experience is pretty limited but that doesn't prevent him from expounding on it over and over in different ways.
Wander off and eat the biggest non-sapient ghost i can reasonably devour without getting eaten. Then go High-five the Anime-Ape.
Jon floats away from the group for a few minutes, fading away as he does. As the group wanders down the hall the enormous bulk of some nightmare creature drops in front of them, bouncing off the floor and then fading away as it slithers off. Jon appears a moment later, chasing it with his mouth expanded hideously into some sort of burning pacman beast.
A few minutes after that, as the debriefing is starting, Jon returns, picking his teeth.
: Hey, I'm here, he's not. So screw that guy. :
Things Pathos did:
*Drove the team to their destination
*Docked with said destination
*Went outside and pressurized the dock so that others could explore.
*Dug up various logs and information about shuttle flights and gate activations, as well as some storage inventory, just in case they're interested in trying to figure out where those artifacts went and where the "mislabeled" equipment came from/went to.
*Dug up a black box recording a shuttles journey back to the station after a delivery and some of the symptoms.
*Watched the shuttle and prepared the portal for our return trip while the team was exploring to make sure we could come back.
*Kept an eye on Hamilton, washed him and got him some new clothes.
*Used the remote controlled shuttle to rescue those stuck in the mining level before the asteroid depressurized.
*Drove the team back to Earth, plus two extra members. Hamilton and the ghost of Jon. Unless that second one is just a hallucination.
If the science dudes don't take Jon and Hamilton away, then go get them some snacks while I await payment.
I'll hold off on leveling up until I can see what kind of body I can afford.
Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A literal crash test dummy.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Emergency Technician (+100 OMNI per mission)
Life: d4: crash test dummy
Attack: d2: unarmed
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d8
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: Blank stare
Inventory:
2 demo charges
Money: -270
They take Hamilton right away, but Jon appears to be beyond their grasp. He is also beyond the realm of mortal snacks too, judging by his actions. Pathos spends 1 Omni on a candy bar and pours out a bit of the caramel filling in rememberance of the earthly form of Jon.
This is normally the point at which I should be explaining things to you Reginald says, his hands clasped in a worried gesture of apology
But unfortunately its all above your current clearance level.
無知な愚か者I can only tell you that the company is relatively pleased with your performance, although it did result in the creation or unleashing of a near phase which we have taken to calling "Ghost World". What you saw highly concentrated in the outpost has now been spread to the....we believe entire solar system but it could be further. For the most part this is probably positive as it allows easier use of this phase for OMNITECH, though we have had reports of select sensitive individuals unintentionally tapping into it. Lets just say it will be a lot easier to tell real psychics from fake ones now.He laughs a bit at his own "Joke".
In any case, I believe we'll have a new mission soon so for the moment take some time to relax, get those injuries fixed - I'm looking at you, guy with no eyes. You wouldn't know that though...would you...ahem. Yes, so, questions?