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Author Topic: MOOK: Such sights to see  (Read 496422 times)

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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #915 on: June 19, 2019, 10:00:33 pm »

" Wait, wait, wait. You guys shot him? And he's fine with it? Wish my previous bosses were this nice. Also, how can an silver orangutan speak, and finally, why does the other ape speak Japanese?"
Ok. This is fine. Blake goes over and lies down, trying to understand what is happening.
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Re: MOOK: Void where Prohibited
« Reply #916 on: June 19, 2019, 11:34:21 pm »

Briskly stride up and attempt to shake the Anime Ape's forepaw after gently patting Reginald's shoulder. Due to some linguistic shenanigans, Jon is gonna misconstrue his or her name to be Yuri Anita. Say the following and attempt to drag our new bosses off to the titty bar.

"Hey, Reginald, glad you could make it. Yuri! How was Venus? Wait, did you say your name was Anita? Right, right, well Annie, did they fit you for an incinerator yet? I don't see a jumpsuit, but no worries, now worries, I'll lend you this space suit for now! Hey, you guys like drinking? We know a great little hole in the wall. Lots of naked guitarists and misanthropic coffee. Bartendres is adorable. You'll love it."

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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #917 on: June 20, 2019, 07:38:14 am »

Then keep hold of the bobble head as a good luck charm then go have that arm installed. After the arm is installed, head to the barracks.


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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #918 on: June 20, 2019, 07:52:34 am »

It was an arm prosthethic and I got it from a corpse in Lab 1. Check how much I can sell the implant for, once it has been identified.
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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #919 on: June 20, 2019, 07:56:13 am »

"I have no items to sell or money to spend, I guess I'm gonna sit and wait for a mission or something."
Find a chair to sit in and wait for a mission to happen.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #920 on: June 20, 2019, 03:19:11 pm »

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The reason it is dangerous is because you're basically forcing the mechanism to function in reverse which can result in the reactor overheating  and melting down in a rather explosive way if its overused.
Allright, see if I can get/think up a mod to either cool down the reactor when it gets hot from using this function, and/or a mod that tells me when it starts getting dangerously hot so I can stop in time.

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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #921 on: June 20, 2019, 03:21:56 pm »

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Buy 3 rifle magazines for 90, a fire ax for 150, and a Man Zapper for 100. How many cartridges does it come with? Go to barracks
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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #922 on: June 20, 2019, 07:19:49 pm »

((I think the only things Rezel has shot at are those two orangutans.  The only people Rezel has shot at during his career as security guard are now his bosses.))

Rezel giggles quietly when he sees his two new bosses, his incessant noise growing in intensity gradually as Reginald speaks.  By the time the speech is finished, Rezel's giggles have devolved into a kind of excited sobbing sound, and he rushes away as fast as he can.

He will buy a space suit, and a reactive energy shield, then wear both.


((I'll sell Rezel's riot armor (d6 armor) for... 60 OMNI.  Which is a steal, considering the inferior reactive fabric cape is 350.  I specifically want to sell it so I can buy a bayonet, glowstuff, and a flashbang.))

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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #923 on: June 20, 2019, 08:07:54 pm »

((I'd buy that. You sure you don't want to keep it though? Worst case scenario (25%) your shield implant runs out after just one hit and then you're left with d2 life. Might be better to keep it as a backup.))

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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #924 on: June 21, 2019, 12:41:05 pm »

Go to the medbay and request installation of my Symbiote and a Voice Manipulator while they're at it. If they say they don't sell the Voice Manipulator, then go down to the vending machines and buy one from the Implant Vending Machine, walk back to the medbay and have it installed. Oh and buy a Shrieking Skull.

Also check if the Necromantic Instigator is currently available.

Also also check if ceiling guy wants to buy a shattered H.E.L.L. orb.

Also also also ask ceiling guy about collectables.


The professionals at the medbay happily install Clem's voice manipulator, however they are a bit flummoxed by the Symbiote. Data regarding such things is difficult to get since lab 1 was..."restructured". [11] Clem, now able to speak, tells them what it believes is the correct way to install the symbiote, which they follow.

The Necromantic Instigator is available and shrieking skull purchased.

He does, giving Clem 50 Omni for it.

The ceiling man, whose name is still unknown at this point, wonders if Clem is talking about buying or selling collectables.

Buy a Waifu bot, because nobody can tell me I can’t. Throw in the extra 12 Omni to make the bot an extra Thicc ninja catgirl. Name her KitKat. Have her follow me on the mission.
If I can get a full refund for my fireaxe, sell it and buy a claymore. Sell my FoF market to creepy guy.


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The...OMNITECH Automaton Asian Market Edition...Honestly who writes this crap?  Well Lance goes to the Item machine and selects number 69- Ok stop. I know I'm already here against my will, chained to this radiator, forced to narrate this literal excrement but threats of bodily harm can only motivate me so far. This is where I draw the line. I would rather sit around and read pornhub comments to my mother than this.  They're honestly usually more civil and reasonable than this.

I don't know, maybe cloak it in some metaphors or imagery and not just ram it down their throats like a 17 year old on prom night.

...

Fine.  Lance makes his selection from the item vending machine and is delivered a package roughly the size of a large suitcase, but made of metal with a large OMNITECH logo emblazoned on it. He opens the case and shields his eyes against the rush of compressed air that escapes from within. When he looks back there is a robot standing in front of him: its clearly feminine in shape, albeit very generically so,  almost like an hourglass shaped vase of smooth aluminum. The faceless head is like that of an artist's wooden doll, just head shaped but lacking any features. A robotic voice from the case says.

"USER PREFERENCE INPUT REQUIRED"

"Uh...Thicc Ninja Catgirl!" Lance shouts after a moment of hesitation.

"INPUT ACCEPTED"

A long pair of metal rods extend up from the suitcase and begin to rotate around the robot, spraying on some sort of material that looks something like the stuff the goop throwers use. The process of building up the body takes maybe 2-3 minutes, in which the generic robotic form is built up into the desired thicc catgirl. Albeit maybe not quite the one Lance had in mind. She is thicc, no doubt, but also appears to be about 50% tabby cat. She's completely covered in fur, has the ears of a cat, along with the whiskers, nose and eyes, though her head is still human shaped. She has humanoid hands, though her fingers are short, with toe pads and retractable claws, but her feet are very catlike and her stance is like that of a cat standing on its hind legs.  Her tail is proportionally large and fluffy, and she looks to have the oversized canines and swollen upper lip found in most cats.

Immediately after the process is complete she steps out of the suitcase as the rods retract and proceeds to stare directly at Lance with very large eyes. She then teeters and collapses to the ground with a thud, rolls around, squirms, and then leaps to feet and looks around the room as though in a panic. She screams a few incoherent syllables before sprinting out of the room and down the hall, tail puffed up and whipping around wildly.

Spoiler: medic n°2 (click to show/hide)

Go to sell the wedding rings, two calculator watches, the keycards and the cigarettes.

Also buy OMNITECH Reactive Personal Shield generator (d8 protection but has d4 use die. Recharges between missions)
Price: 500 OMNI, OMNITECH Ear Plugs (Provides protection against loud noises and certain auditory effects)
Price: 5 OMNI


Steve gets 75 Omni for the lot of junk he sells and then buys a few new things.

"I understand. I suppose it's more fun when you can see the deaths for yourself. And influence the results." he added with a smug smile.

Pathos took an experimental sip from the strange drink, gagged and coughed a bit.
"Wow! This is horrible. I love it!" he commented before taking another sip, now a bit more prepared for its taste.

"Anyway. I heard HR's been looking for me. Would you happen to know anything about that? Could the perhaps have finally realised my superior skills and given me the promotion I deserve?"

"Or are they just going to complain about me not following some stupid rule or some other nonsense like that? Because I'm in no mood to argue with idiots. Both incidents had a problem standing right next to the door it came through. Shoving it through that door was the smartest and most efficient choice to protect our assigned facilities."

"I assume an experienced man such as yourself would know of ways to avoid such wastes of time, yes?"


Ask Bill if he has any idea about why HR is looking for me, something good or something bad. Also ask if he knows of any ways to avoid or reduce the ire of HR should they be displeased with me.

"HR huh? The Human Recycling department, turning overhead into severed head."  He laughs at his own terrible joke. "Whatcha do? Swear in front of the interns? Get a bit handsy? Dismember a mail clark and use them for spare parts?  Use equipment you're not accredited on?  'Fire' some staff without filling out the proper paperwork?"

That shady guy looks shady, but probably has money.  Hopefully.  Sell 3 stims to shady guy.  Offer black keycard, see if it's worth money.

Ask shady guy if he knows a contact for a ticket back home, this place is getting weird.


Spoiler: Spuds (click to show/hide)
The Ceiling man offers 200 OMNI for the lot. When asked about tickets he responds that, despite the smell of urine and clear use of hard drugs, he is not a bus station.


Spoiler: Lucy (click to show/hide)
Use the hazard detector and walk around to different rooms to find something. If what I find is hostile, run back to barracks and tell people what I find. If hazard is disease related find cleaning materials
[4] There are plenty of hazards around; asbestos, radiation, improperly stored explosives, powerful solvents, dangerously poor motivational posters, and weebs, just to name a few. However, none really rise to the level of hazard that a requires a full security detail to handle.

" Wait, wait, wait. You guys shot him? And he's fine with it? Wish my previous bosses were this nice. Also, how can an silver orangutan speak, and finally, why does the other ape speak Japanese?"
Ok. This is fine. Blake goes over and lies down, trying to understand what is happening.

Blake attempts to understand the situation. [6] He's pretty sure he's now working under a monkey in a robot hat.

Briskly stride up and attempt to shake the Anime Ape's forepaw after gently patting Reginald's shoulder. Due to some linguistic shenanigans, Jon is gonna misconstrue his or her name to be Yuri Anita. Say the following and attempt to drag our new bosses off to the titty bar.

"Hey, Reginald, glad you could make it. Yuri! How was Venus? Wait, did you say your name was Anita? Right, right, well Annie, did they fit you for an incinerator yet? I don't see a jumpsuit, but no worries, now worries, I'll lend you this space suit for now! Hey, you guys like drinking? We know a great little hole in the wall. Lots of naked guitarists and misanthropic coffee. Bartendres is adorable. You'll love it."

Spoiler: Gambling Hall (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
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Ah! One of those...what are they called...Gentleman's clubs! I see, I see! Surely I would be "Game" as they say. However, we should really handle this urgent request for security before doing that. He holds up a printed sheet of paper with what might be an apologetic look on his face.

Then keep hold of the bobble head as a good luck charm then go have that arm installed. After the arm is installed, head to the barracks.


Spoiler: Jack Hansan (click to show/hide)
Done and Done.

It was an arm prosthethic and I got it from a corpse in Lab 1. Check how much I can sell the implant for, once it has been identified.
Spoiler: Heather Reid (click to show/hide)
Ah, thats a concealed anti-bio razor arm.  It can be sold for 200 omni.

"I have no items to sell or money to spend, I guess I'm gonna sit and wait for a mission or something."
Find a chair to sit in and wait for a mission to happen.
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Burt sits on the edge of his bed and taps his foot, waiting for the faffing about to conclude.

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The reason it is dangerous is because you're basically forcing the mechanism to function in reverse which can result in the reactor overheating  and melting down in a rather explosive way if its overused.
Allright, see if I can get/think up a mod to either cool down the reactor when it gets hot from using this function, and/or a mod that tells me when it starts getting dangerously hot so I can stop in time.

Spoiler: Eddrick, Sanitation (click to show/hide)


[5]
An external/auxillary cooling device that kicks in while in flame thrower mode might work.

Spoiler: Jengo (click to show/hide)

Buy 3 rifle magazines for 90, a fire ax for 150, and a Man Zapper for 100. How many cartridges does it come with? Go to barracks
Only 1. They cost 10 each.

((I think the only things Rezel has shot at are those two orangutans.  The only people Rezel has shot at during his career as security guard are now his bosses.))

Rezel giggles quietly when he sees his two new bosses, his incessant noise growing in intensity gradually as Reginald speaks.  By the time the speech is finished, Rezel's giggles have devolved into a kind of excited sobbing sound, and he rushes away as fast as he can.

He will buy a space suit, and a reactive energy shield, then wear both.


((I'll sell Rezel's riot armor (d6 armor) for... 60 OMNI.  Which is a steal, considering the inferior reactive fabric cape is 350.  I specifically want to sell it so I can buy a bayonet, glowstuff, and a flashbang.))

Spoiler: Scared Security (click to show/hide)
Rezel has a very Rezel like breakdown before running off to do some consumerist therapy by spending a lot of money.









We have the next mission ready, just head to the barracks when you're ready to go.

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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #925 on: June 21, 2019, 12:59:22 pm »

Find and use equipment that can get rid of asbestos
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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #926 on: June 21, 2019, 01:37:03 pm »

Go find the waifu. Be sweet and try to calm her down. If she decides to follow me, take her on the mission. If she doesn’t, go ahead and head to the barracks. I’d she only speaks Japanese, see if Reginald will help.
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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #927 on: June 21, 2019, 01:37:59 pm »

Install the antibio razor arm on the left arm, also buy and install a threat analyzer, then buy an armored space suit for protection.
Afterwards head to the barracks.

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Re: MOOK
« Reply #928 on: June 21, 2019, 01:39:06 pm »

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Re: MOOK: Monkey Business
« Reply #929 on: June 21, 2019, 02:46:52 pm »

"That phase interface complained I 'voided its warranty' and 'exceeded safe energy levels' or some such. Said it'll 'contact HR', the little snitch. So I think 'Use equipment you're not accredited on' is pretty close to the mark."

Ask for pointers on avoiding HR's anger. Then thank the fine man and wish him luck before heading to the barracks. Wouldn't want to hold up the mission.

EDIT: Oh, make sure to buy an OMNITECH Cognition Copier before mission start. Got to protect my most important asset.
EDIT2: And also buy that riot suit from Rezel.




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