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[Yottawhat]

Spoiler:  Kerberos (click to show/hide)

Name: Kerberos Pu
Physical Description: A pale Asian man with white hair and a flat expression on their face.
Background: [Redacted]
Class: Security

Life: d6
Attack: dzip Security Rifle (use die dnothing since I just unloaded a clip into scissor head), d4 Security Baton

Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed:d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: D6

Status: Functional

Inventory:

• OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
• OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and a magazines(d6 use die)
• OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
• OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
• OMNITECH Omni-light

Money: 0

"Oh yeah. Good point."

Kerberos is gonna to aim his rifle directly at Jengo head, and unload his entire magazine into him.

[Hotfire90]

"He's stable, but he's not going anywhere. His equipment would be better used by me, I'm not sitting in a pool of my own blood."

"Oh yeah. Good point."

Kerberos is gonna to aim his rifle directly at Jengo head, and unload his entire magazine into him.

The hell do you think you're doing? You're NOT going to kill my patient!

Don't shoot him, tackle him instead.

Spoiler: Heather Reid (click to show/hide)

Name: Heather Reid
Physical Description: Tall and lean. Her violet hair is tied into a ponytail.
Background: Heather signed up after her license was revoked due to unethical conduct, she may enjoy seeing blood and being able to shoot others a little too much.

Life: d2
Attack: d4 ranged Generic Personal Sidearm

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d10
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
Money: 500

[Devastator]

"You numbskulls should stay the fuck away from each other.  Don't be such fucking dumbasses."

If possible, get Kerberos shocked before he executes Jengo.  If anyone else is going to try a summary execution, or to loot the not-dead, use force to disarm people or prevent that from occuring.  Yes, that includes pulling Heather Reed off the body, or if necessary, whacking her or someone else with my baton.

"For fucks sake, if he lives he needs his stuff.  Don't be an asshole."

Spoiler: Spuds (click to show/hide)

Name: Spuds McKenzie.
Physical Description: Looks fairly generic except for thick cycling thighs.
Life: d6
Attack: d6 rifle, d4 melee

Stats

Str d6
Dex d4
Speed d6
End d6
Will d4
Kno d4
Fate d4

Skills:

Mel d8
Gun d6
Exp d6
Imp d4
Mec d4
Spe d4

Status:
Inventory:
Riot suit (d6 Life)
Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 2 magazines (d6 use die)  Loaded with a d4 use die magazine.
Generic Security Baton (d4)
electrical behavior modification implant
Omni-light
Money: 550

[Egan_BW]

Okay I like how you've made Clem not dead yet but oh wait no I fucking hate it please make up your fucking mind already because nobody is making any effort to make Clem be alive and I'd like to be able to play the fucking game again. ❤

Spoiler: ER (click to show/hide)

Name: Egan
Race: angery raccoon
Class: dumbass barbarian
HP: fucking enough of them
MP: burning passionate hatred if that counts

[The Lupanian]

”Hey guys, sharing is caring and all that.”
Ask the Science Guy what the situation in lab 3 is.
Give Bob my security baton and proceed to lab 3. I’ll stay with those other two guys (Redshirt and Rezel I think?) and go where they go. Shoot anything that tries to eat them.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Lance Bradley
Physical Description: Tall, lean, and pale. He had his eyes, hair, and fingernails permanently died purple.
Background: comes from a troubled past, that lead to crime, that then lead to lucrative crime, that lead to prison, that lead to a guy with a certain set of skills looking for a job.

Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/ d6 Fire-axe

Ammo:
Rifle (2 magazines)
Mini-cannon (3 magazines)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d6
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d12

Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d10
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: normal

Inventory:
OMNITECH Gauss Mini-cannon (d4 attack/use)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Health Insurance Policy

Money: 300

[SamSpeeds]

"Alright Mr shoot yourself, get up and lead the charge then."

"G-gimme a minute... Just... Resting..."

Wow. Teach me to get injured in a pool of effin piranhas.

"Yeah, Heather! I'd rather be alive and broke than dead and also broke!"

[Ozarck]

Incinerate, in order of priority: Teammate corpses and almost corpses, other corpses, bloodsoaked items, large to small. Then mop up all the blood. Be sure to stack ash cubes in the box stacking area. If I finish these tasks in lab 1, move out to the anteroom and repeat this process.

"You guys aren't gonna use that torso anymore, right?"

Spoiler: Gambling Hall (click to show/hide)

One betting pool for team deaths, buy in is 10 OmniFunds
One betting pool for type of disaster/ mission. buy in is 5 Omnifunds.
One betting pool for scale of disaster, by order of magnitude. Buy in is 5 Omnifunds.

Current bets: Pathos: 10 on 4 team deaths

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

CLASS: Sanitation Engineer
Name: Jonathan "Jon" I. Tor
Physical Description:A bit overweight, sallow complexion, surly expression. Thick black eyebrows. Mole under left ear.
Background: Born and raised poor. Stuck in a dead end job for who knows how long. But hey, at least he carries a thermonuclear incinerator on his back!
Life: d4
Unarmed Life: d2
Attack: d2 for punches

Stats
d8 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d6 Endurance
d6 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d6 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d4 Technology
d4 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech

Status: (nominal)

Inventory
OMNITECH Rubberized Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Incinerator
OMNITECH Arc Scraper
OMNITECH Automop
Disposable space suit
Grapple hook
Hypodermic Spear + (6?) ammo (mystery goo-greenish liquid in vials)
Money: 150 (+5 from Pathos.)

Spoiler: Fire: disposal, friendly, and accidental varieties available now (click to show/hide)

[syvarris]

Walk towards lab 1, enter just in time to see multiple assholes squabbling over looting one of my fellow security members who was Heroically Wounded in Action.  Upon seeing one of said assholes aim a gun at another and pull the trigger, take cover and shoot said asshole until said asshole is incapable of aiming at allies.

Yes, I'm aware his gun is empty.  Aiming and pretend firing an empty gun at a person is a horrible horrible violation of proper gun handling, and so he deserves a demonstration of competent gun handling.

Spoiler: Scared Security (click to show/hide)

Name: Rezel Revel
Physical Description: Small, unassuming, twitchy, and nervous.  Giggles quietly when scared.
Background: Signed up because he was told that security guards were given P90-like weapons, and basically went "Oh, cool, I love P90s!"  He regrets this decision.
Life: d6
Attack: d6 rifle, d4 melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d8
End d6
Wil d6
Kno d4
Fte d6

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d10
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d4
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status:

Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Health insurance card.
FoF Thingamajig

Money: 300

[NAV]

"Not the coffee machine! Nooooooooo!
Run to a somewhat safe distance away from the fire. Then see about hacking a cieling sprinkler or two to put out the fire.

Spoiler: Edward Mortan, Emergency Technician (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (hammer)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d6

Status: Not very competent.

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Universal Communicator (Broken)
Disposable Spacesuit
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)

Money: 0

[spazyak]

Murphy crosses his arms as he looks to the coffee machine with a mix of surprise and horror before looking to the others in the room
"Alright, who am I giving a talking to about inappropriate and appropriate use of company propery and beverage preparation and consumption devices?"

Find something to shove the coffee machine into a sink, or failing to find something, just poke it with the barrel of the OMNITECH™ Guass Mini canon.

Spoiler: Murphy Isadora Mays the public relations representative (click to show/hide)

Name: Murphy Isadora Mays
Physical Description: A man with a bit of a slicked back neatly trimmed and groomed hair cut, well shaven, and with an over whelming sense of smugness.
Life: d4 (Executive jump suit)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Gauss Minicannon), d2 melee (punch)

Stats

Str d4
Dex d4
Speed d4
End d4
Will d4
Kno d6
Fate d8 (2)

Skills:

Mel d4
Gun d4
Exp d4
Imp d4
Tech d4
Mech d4
Mec d4
Occ d4
Spe d12 (3)

Status:
Inventory:
Executive jump suit
OMNITECH Gauss Minicannon (d4 ranged attack) x3 magazines (use die 4) (Silent)
OMNITECH Memory Eradicator
OMNITECH Contract Notebook

Money: 0

[King Zultan]

"Redshirt you better give that keycard back or I'm gonna beat your ass."
Chase Redshirt to Lab 3 and take the red keycard back, if he doesn't give it back willingly smack him with my baton.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Benny Benson
Physical Description: He looks like the most generic man ever with the most generic mustache ever.
Background: After being homeless for several years he finally decided to be a normal person and get a job, unluckily for him he got a job as a security guard for OMNITECH.
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit D8 temp
Attack:d6 Security Rifle / d4 Security Baton

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d6
 Endurance: d6
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d4
 Fate: d8
Skills:
 Melee: d6
 Guns: d8
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d4
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Bandaged
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
 OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) X6 magazines (d6 use die)
 OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
 OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
 OMNITECH Omni-light
 Universal Communicator
 Omni-eye
 blue keycard
 green keycard
 Medkit
 2 wedding rings
 3 calculator watches
 several packs of gum
 several packs of cigarettes
 pocket sized volume of Garfield cartoons
 business card for "The Blue Smoke Lounge"
 another Universal Communicator
 Half eaten OMNI-SNAK bar
Money: 180

[Tongo]

"Thank you Lance! You best man. No worry, I keep baton safe."
Try to make a necklace with the Scissor Head scale, then go to lab 3 and start cleaning. If I see any sign of the thing which made the mess, run away very fast.

Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob
Physical Description: Short, burly with thick black hair and beard.
Background: Bob was hit in the head as a child, and he grew up to be not a very bright person. He speaks only in broken, caveman-like sentences, but he has a warm heart and loves cleaning. When he saw Omnitech recruiting janitors, he escaped from his caretakers and applied for the job.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 OMNITECH Generic Security Baton

Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d6
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d10

Skills:
Melee: d8
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status:
Inventory:
OMNITECH Rubberized Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Incinerator
OMNITECH Arc Scraper
OMNITECH Automop
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (from Lance)
Scissor head scale
Money:0

[NAV]

Murphy crosses his arms as he looks to the coffee machine with a mix of surprise and horror before looking to the others in the room
"Alright, who am I giving a talking to about inappropriate and appropriate use of company propery and beverage preparation and consumption devices?"

"Well you could start with whoever designed and built the damn coffee machine for making it too damn slow. I needed my coffee now not in 15 minutes! Not my fault they didnt include an overclocking mode so I had to try to give it one myself. You could also give a scolding to whoever stocked this break room and put the napkins and creamer in such a hazardous location!"
Edward tries to shift the blame.

[spazyak]

 "Don't worry, I'm sure anyone still left here will be granted a fresh start with omnitech to make up for their mistakes. Till then, please avoid setting any more office appliances on fire."

[Pancaek]

Join Jon in further cleaning up Lab 1. Since he's starting with corpses, start with the other filthyness instead.

Spoiler: Eddrick, Sanitation (click to show/hide)

Name: Eddrick E. Slant, esq.
Physical Description: Prefers wearing his rubberized suit with the hazmat helmet. Underneath he's a young man in his late 20's. He has an unkempt mop of hair, some serious stubble, and the perpetualy tired look of someone who is both overworked and enjoys staying up way too late.
Background: Eddrick, like every boy in his family, was forced to become a lawyer. Though he passed his bar exam, he would quickly change jobs to a janitor at a local high school. The drudgery of too many divorce cases just got to him, man. After a freak incidend with genetically modified frogs forced to school to close down, Eddrick took a job with OMNITECH. He originally applied for a position as Public Relations Representative, but they made him a janitor due to his prior experience.
Life: D2
Attack: D2 punches
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: (all systems nominal)
Inventory:
OMNITECH Rubberized Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Incinerator
OMNITECH Arc Scraper
OMNITECH Automop
OMNITECH contract notebook
OMNITECH Memory Eradicator
OMNITECH health insurance
Universal communicator
Folded piece of paper with "Erica ?" written on it.
3x some sort of little sphere of metal with a blinking red LED embedded in it
Red Keycard
OMNITECH personal music player + wireless earbuds
Pack of gum
6 condoms
Piece of paper with user name and password on it
5 ash cubes from corpses
Money: 150