"Snacks make the world go round. Good job there. too bad though. That monkey looked like he would have made an excellent Sanitation Engineer. I bet he cold spot a secret stash of snacks a mile away. Well, I'll catch up to you in a bit. Gotta mop up the bllood. Wouldn't want to get tzetzes, or mold."
toss a fistful of the chocolate bars to Pathos, pocket the rest, and go mop and squeegee the teleporter room, the break room, and this room, Make those laser holes sparkle! then clock out, completely ignoring the hole in the ceiling from the second of the lazerdog belches, the observation room, and the ceiling panel.
GLORY:
found snacks, twice.
won a bet.
fed barfdog.
lost at computer pinball.
prevented an employee from misusing sanitation equipment.
incinerated rubbish.
incinerated a barfdog victim.
made a mean cup of coffee - in the incinerator.
Did not antagonize the Animonkey.
SHAME:
did not properly misuse mop.
did not recruit animonkey into sanitation.
did not stuff any teammates into incinerators.
did not stack crates or barrels.
CLASS: Sanitation Engineer
Name: Jonathan "Jon" I. Tor
Physical Description:A bit overweight, sallow complexion, surly expression. Thick black eyebrows. Mole under left ear.
Background: Born and raised poor. Stuck in a dead end job for who knows how long. But hey, at least he carries a thermonuclear incinerator on his back!
Life: d4
Attack: d2 for punches
Stats
d6 Strength spent 1 point here
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d6 Endurance
d6 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate
Skills
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d4 Technology
d4 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech
Status: (nominal)
Inventory
OMNITECH Rubberized Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Incinerator
OMNITECH Arc Scraper
OMNITECH Automop
Money: 0
Jon tosses 6 bars to Pathos and then heads into the teleporter room. He cleans up the places he considers important and very deliberately leaves some of them untouched. Satisfied with his work, he slaps a random person with his mop, crosses something off a mental list, and then heads back to the barracks.
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
550 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Make use of the upper level bumpers to keep the ball in play longer
"There. Problem solved."
One might consider sending the ape back to the other lab reckless. However Pathos was certain that the Venus lab had a team just as capable of handling the problem as his own. In other words, it was looking like he's going to win this bet without facing any danger. After all, things going horribly wrong in Venus still counts, right?
"Oh! More snacks! You are too kind." he added as he noticed the snacks Jon had found.
Yes, this was turning out great.
Remind Stiles to shut down the teleporter when we leave, just in case the Venus team is exactly as competent as ours. After all, it would be unsafe to leave it on without us here.
Then back to the barracks to enjoy a well-earned rest.
Name: Pathos
Physical Description: Scrawny. Has trouble changing his expression to anything that isn't concentration, boredom or smug superiority.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him.
Class: Emergency Technician
Life: d4
Attack: d4 ranged: Generic Personal Sidearm. x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: Smug
Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation/unlocking of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Money: 0
"Ah. yes" Stiles says and presses a few buttons. The machine buzzes and then shuts down with a lowering hum.
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
750 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: We never liked those Venus guys anyway.
Head back to the barracks. Nothing more to do here, I suppose.
Name: Patrick Edmundson
Physical Description: Red hair, green eyes, clean-shaven, but otherwise nothing of note.
Background: Never got an engineering degree (thought it took too much time), but his good performance in the interview and a recommendation from an uncle about to retire from OMNITECH got him a job.
Life: d4
Attack: d2, d4 Generic Personal Sidearm
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: No injuries
Inventory: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit, OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die), OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll), Box of 5 high visibility flares
Money: 0
Patrick returns to the barracks.
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note:Team players sometimes end up on the bench.
Have sweet Occult dreams.
Name: "Clem"
Physical Description: Extremely scarred and mutilated, with numerous life-support implants jutting out of its flesh at strange angles. Most of its head is replaced by what appears to be a generic gas mask combined with random technological scraps. Does not speak.
Background: "Clem" is apparently what remains of an employee after extensive trauma and extranatural influence. Details are classified. It seems to want to keep working for omnitech, so its contract has been renewed.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 (OMNITECH® Generic™ Personal Sidearm)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d12
Speech: d4
Status: "Healthy"
Inventory:
OMNITECH® Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH® Generic™ Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 OMNITECH® Generic™ Sidearm Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH® Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH® Null-Rod
Money: 0
Clem gets dragged, still asleep, back to the barracks. It dreams of a man sitting in a chair that is spinning in air, upside down.
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Nbzcf ufmfqpsubujpo jt pddvmu bgufs bmm?
Name: Steve
Physical Description: Generic caucasian male
Background: Dave passing his university exams Dave just grabbed the first job that came his way.
Class: Combat Medic.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d8
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d10
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Healthy
Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 3 (DO NOT DOUBLE DOSE)
Money: 0
Drag Roald to wherever the hospital/med bay/place of healing of this facility is.
Then go to my room/barracks
Steve drags Roald around until he finds an infirmary. He throws Roald onto the front nursing desk and then goes back to the barracks.
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
650 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Sometimes a band-aid solution is all you need.
Return to the barracks, and get some sleep.
Name: Benny Benson
Physical Description: He looks like the most generic man ever with the most generic mustache ever.
Background: After being homeless for several years he finally decided to be a normal person and get a job, unluckily for him he got a job as a security guard for OMNITECH.
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack:d6 Security Rifle / d4 Security Baton
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Bandaged
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) X3 magazines (d6 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Bullets are questionably effective as window cleaners.
”Man, it was just getting interesting.”
Make my way back to barracks.
Name: Lance Bradley
Physical Description: Tall, lean, and pale. He had his eyes, hair, and fingernails permanently died purple.
Background: comes from a troubled past, that lead to crime, that then lead to lucrative crime, that lead to prison, that lead to a guy with a certain set of skills looking for a job.
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/ d4 OMNITECH generic security baton
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d12
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: normal
Inventory:
OMNITECH Gauss Minicannon
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Adventure comes to the adventurous.
Toddle over to the barracks, get some rest.
Name: Jane-Anne Warren
Physical Description: A rotund African-American woman, with braces and black hair in a bun.
Background: Mother of two went to nursing school, couldn't find a job anywhere else but here.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Generic Personal Sidearm
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d8
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d8
Occult: d4
Speech: d6
Status: None.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 3
Money: 0
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
600 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Blood loss and blood found.
Vacuum up any leftover debris and automop any leftover giblets/guff. Once the area we operated in is a satisfactory level of cleanliness, go chill and listen to some tunes in the barracks.
Stuff Eddrick did this mission:
Stayed out of the way.
Cleaned up his idiot unfortunate cousin.
Safeguarded OMNITECH property that was on his cousin's corpse from further harm/prevented the loss of said OMNITECH property
Cleaned up the corpse of Jion, including giblets that flew everywhere.
Name: Eddrick E. Slant, esq.
Physical Description: Prefers wearing his rubberized suit with the hazmat helmet. Underneath he's a young man in his late 20's. He has an unkempt mop of hair, some serious stubble, and the perpetualy tired look of someone who is both overworked and enjoys staying up way too late.
Background: Eddrick, like every boy in his family, was forced to become a lawyer. Though he passed his bar exam, he would quickly change jobs to a janitor at a local high school. The drudgery of too many divorce cases just got to him, man. After a freak incidend with genetically modified frogs forced to school to close down, Eddrick took a job with OMNITECH. He originally applied for a position as Public Relations Representative, but they made him a janitor due to his prior experience.
Life: D4
Attack: D2 punches
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: (all systems nominal)
Inventory:
OMNITECH Rubberized Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Incinerator
OMNITECH Arc Scraper
OMNITECH Automop
OMNITECH contract notebook
OMNITECH Memory Eradicator
Money: 0
Edd cleans up and then heads to the barracks to chill out.
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Ed, Edd and 
Head back to the barracks and get some sleep.
Name: Heather Reid
Physical Description: Tall and lean. Her violet hair is tied into a ponytail.
Background: Heather signed up after her license was revoked due to unethical conduct, she may enjoy seeing blood and being able to shoot others a little too much.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 ranged Generic Personal Sidearm
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d8
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
Money: 0
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Never a corpse around when you need one.
Qualt takes a second, pondering the situation. Anticlimactic. Climbing down from the ceiling they look around at the mess and viscera.
Not seeing any live and injured bodies, they leave quietly through the doors and into the office space, muttering I hate paperwork.
There's probably paperwork I need to fill out. Go to my desk and do that.
THINGS QUALT DID:
Fixed Benny up
Resuscitated and patched up Roald, preventing another employee of the week
Did not add to the fuckery of the situation
Understood Japanese
Name: Qualt
Physical Description: Somehow apparently completely made of wood, even its (his? her?) hair, yet it all reacts as if Qualt were human. Hair flows, cuts bleed, and teeth chomp. Appearing to be some sort of dark wood, perhaps mahogany, they have an inquisitive look in their eyes whenever they study another living creature. Their voice, when heard, also sounds hollow as if through a speaker though their throat vibrates and mouth moves like a normal human being's.
Background: Qualt appeared one day, in front of the OMNITECH hiring agency. Qualt does not remember much of their past life, but they must have practiced medicine as it seems to be the one thing they are good at.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 ranged [Generic Sidearm]
Stats:
- Strength: d4
- Dexterity: d6
- Speed: d4
- Endurance: d4
- Will: d6
- Knowledge: d4
- Fate: d6
Skills:
- Melee: d4
- Guns: d6
- Explosives: d4
- Implants: d4
- Mechanics: d4
- Technology: d4
- Medical: d10
- Occult: d4
- middling understanding of Japanese
Status: Squeaky Clean
Inventory:
- OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
- OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
- OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 3
Money: Zilch!
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
650 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: これはジョジョのミームですか？
Edward gets up off the floor and returns to the barracks for a well unearned nap.
THINGS ED DID:
Absolutely nothing useful whatsoever.
Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.
Life: d4 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d4
Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Money: 0
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Unconsciousness is rarely deserved, but often given.
Name: "Redshirt"
Description: He is generic in every sense of the word. Unremarkable, not bad to look at but not good either, he's just... An extra. But, although people rarely recall his features... They always seem to change. It's always Redshirt, you know that, but he looks different, has a different skin tone, eye color, hair color... No one notices unless they pay attention to him. Which they don't.
Background: He's always been here. Even when he dies and is stricken from the records, he shows up again. His real name is unknown, they all call him Redshirt because of his habit of being cannon fodder. Also, his riot gear is stained a dark red with his own blood. He retains his memories, but not his items, every time he "respawns."
Class: Security
Life:d6(Riot Suit)
Attack:d4 Melee(Security Baton), d6 Ranged(Security Rifle)
Stats:
Str:d6
Dex:d4
Spd:d6
End:d6
Will:d4
Kno:d4
Fate:d8
Skills:
Melee:d6
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Tech:d4
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech:d4
Status: Just started counting his deaths. Currently fine.
Death Count: 0
Inventory:
Riot Gear (d6 Life)
Security Rifle (d6 Ranged)
3X Magazine (d6 Use, whatever that is.)
Security Baton (d4 Melee)
O.E.B.M.I (Brain shocky thing)
Omni-Light (Flashlight)
Money: 0, because he STILL hasn't filled out the paperwork to keep his bank account between deaths.
Stuff Done:
Failed to remember the name of the form he needed to fill out.
Didn't die.
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: How many lights do you see?
(if anyone hasn't posted to get their cash, post please)
Author
Topic: MOOK: Such sights to see (Read 493137 times)