"I cannot abide cheating. Speaking of-"
Initiate the teleporter send sequence. See if I can trap the data in a loop to store it for later. If that's not possible, then try to Target something that won't be missed. Like the Sun.
If this teleporter can't send, initiate the teleporter receive sequence and feed it random high frequency and high energy noise. Either it kills the ape which means I did a good job or it makes things go horribly wrong which means I win the bet!
If the ape has already left the tube or that doesn't stop it then think about what could and yell that information to the others. Maybe I could design a device that suppresses the ape's powers? Maybe I could do whatever happened to the ape to one of them?
Name: Pathos
Physical Description: Scrawny. Has trouble changing his expression to anything that isn't concentration, boredom or smug superiority.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him.
Class: Emergency Technician
Life: d4
Attack: d4 ranged: Generic Personal Sidearm. x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: Bored
Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation/unlocking of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Money: 0
[12]
Pathos quickly opens up his connection to the teleporter (which is thankfully not on the same network as these work computers) and sets the teleporter to send. Along with it he creates a message for the Venus base, which he sends immediately before initiating the teleportation sequence. The message reads
RETURN TO SENDER. REASON: APE TOO ANIME. He sets the energy threshold to maximum, whatever that is, and then initiates the sequence.
Walk out from behind the corner, see the rainbow ape.
Then start clapping my hands and acting obviously elated, with non-agressive body language. Hopefully I can keep the orangutan entertained while someone else gets some food ready.
Name: Spuds McKenzie.
Physical Description: Looks fairly generic except for thick cycling thighs.
Life: d6
Attack: d6 rifle, d4 melee
Stats
Str d4
Dex d4
Speed d6
End d6
Will d4
Kno d4
Fate d4
Skills:
Mel d6
Gun d6
Exp d6
Imp d4
Mec d4
Status:
Inventory:
Riot suit (d6 Life)
Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
Generic Security Baton (d4)
electrical behavior modification implant
Omni-light
Money: 0
[2]
Spuds steps into the doorway of the teleporter room, claps twice, makes a goose noise, bows, and then walks back behind the corner.
Follow spuds. Be ready to clean the monkey.
Name: Aigre
Physical Description: A lanky over-affectionate baby-faced janitor. Their skin is pale, smooth and soft. Their hair is a short dark tussle. They have great big eyes that beg to be loved.
Background: Aigre is a college dropout who believes themselves to be overqualified. However they took this job because money can be exchanged for goods and services. Janitoring also satisfies their sadistic streak in watching other living beings meet with mishaps, and then having a close look at the remains.
Life: D4
Attack: D2
Stats: (list all, including those at d4)
Strength: D4
Dexterity: D6
Speed: D8
Endurance: D6
Will: D6
Knowledge: D4
Fate: D8
Skills:
Melee: D4
Guns: D8
Explosives: D6
Implants: D4
Mechanics: D4
Technology: D8
Medical: D4
Occult: D4
Speech: D4
Status: (Any injuries you've sustained this mission. Resets each new mission)
Inventory:
OMNITECH Rubberized Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Incinerator
OMNITECH Arc Scraper
OMNITECH Automop
Money: 0
Aigre lingers for a moment after Spuds has finished, looking around the teleporter room and the hall as though there would be some clue as to what the hell Spuds meant by that. Sadly there is not so he just shrugs and follows spuds back behind the corner.
”Somebody want to get this guy a banana!”
Lower my rifle and assume a non-aggressive stance.
“...I’m serious, we should try to be diplomatic here.”
Name: Lance Bradley
Physical Description: Tall, lean, and pale. He had his eyes, hair, and fingernails permanently died purple.
Background: comes from a troubled past, that lead to crime, that then lead to lucrative crime, that lead to prison, that lead to a guy with a certain set of skills looking for a job.
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/ d4 OMNITECH generic security baton
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d12
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: normal
Inventory:
OMNITECH Gauss Minicannon
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Lance lowers his rifle and raises his other hand in a placating gesture.
Hug the rifle, curl up in a ball behind cover, and hope to not die.
Name: Rezel Revel
Physical Description: Small, unassuming, twitchy, and nervous. Giggles quietly when scared.
Background: Signed up because he was told that security guards were given P90-like weapons, and basically went "Oh, cool, I love P90s!" He regrets this decision.
Life: d6
Attack: d6 rifle, d4 melee
Stats:
Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d8
End d6
Wil d6
Kno d4
Fte d4
Skills:
Mel d6
Gun d8
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d4
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4
Status:
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Rezel looks at the anime ape with a rather blank expression.
"Yeah. Sure. I guess that makes sense." He says after a moment. He carefully lays down on the ground, grasps the rifle tightly against his chest, curls into a ball behind the crate, and immediately starts crying.
"Thanks for killing that compute for me, Pathos. I think it was cheating at pinball. Hey, did you remember to delete this guy's porn folder first?
Oh, that sounds like gunfire. I guess they got started in the teleporter room again. Pull up the feed on your datapad, would ya?"
Rifle through the dead guy's desk for goodies, which Jon will share with Pathos. Watch the teleporter shenanigans on Pathos' datapad for now.
CLASS: Sanitation Engineer
Name: Jonathan "Jon" I. Tor
Physical Description:A bit overweight, sallow complexion, surly expression. Thick black eyebrows. Mole under left ear.
Background: Born and raised poor. Stuck in a dead end job for who knows how long. But hey, at least he carries a thermonuclear incinerator on his back!
Life: d4
Attack: d2 for punches
Stats
d6 Strength spent 1 point here
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d6 Endurance
d6 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate
Skills
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d4 Technology
d4 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech
Status: (nominal)
Inventory
OMNITECH Rubberized Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Incinerator
OMNITECH Arc Scraper
OMNITECH Automop
Money: 0
[8]
Jon opens the drawers of the desk, dumping anything uninteresting into the incinerator. In the bottom draw, behind some paperwork that says "IMPORTANT. DO NOT INCINERATE" (which jon sucks out of the desk with the vacuum nozzle of the incinerator) is a box of OMNITECH brand Chocolate snack bars. They're a bit old, with a big "ENJOYABLE WINTER SEASON" plastered across it in festive, non-committal snowy text, but still seem in date. The box is mostly full too, maybe 12 bars left.
Keep my rifle pointed at the monkey just in case it turns out to be hostile.
Name: Benny Benson
Physical Description: He looks like the most generic man ever with the most generic mustache ever.
Background: After being homeless for several years he finally decided to be a normal person and get a job, unluckily for him he got a job as a security guard for OMNITECH.
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack:d6 Security Rifle / d4 Security Baton
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Bandaged
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) X3 magazines (d6 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Benny points a the monkey from behind some nice bullet proof Acrylic viewing "glass". If it does anything he's determined to...well....mildly startle it as he bounces a few rounds back at himself off the glass.
Name: Steve
Physical Description: Generic caucasian male
Background: Dave passing his university exams Dave just grabbed the first job that came his way.
Class: Combat Medic.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d8
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d10
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Healthy
Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 3 (DO NOT DOUBLE DOSE)
Money: 0
See if there is anything else I can do to treat Ronald open a medical kit for this.
Also tell Eddrick that someone just died up here.
Steve looks at Ronald. Er. Roald. Yeah, thats it. Roald looks to be about as stabilized as possible, all things considered. Without more advanced tools and maybe some prosthetics there's not a lot that can be done.
"Oi! Fresh corpse up here, whatever your name was.", steve shouts at the guy who just went back down the ladder.
Edd stashes away his contract notebook when he hears Steve yelling about a dead man.
"Hey dude, thanks for the heads up. Good luck with mister crispy over there, by the way."
Swoop in to nick reclaim Jion's items as per company policy. Then feed his corpse to my incinerator. Also use the automop to clean up the blood and other assorted giblets.
Name: Eddrick E. Slant, esq.
Physical Description: Prefers wearing his rubberized suit with the hazmat helmet. Underneath he's a young man in his late 20's. He has an unkempt mop of hair, some serious stubble, and the perpetualy tired look of someone who is both overworked and enjoys staying up way too late.
Background: Eddrick, like every boy in his family, was forced to become a lawyer. Though he passed his bar exam, he would quickly change jobs to a janitor at a local high school. The drudgery of too many divorce cases just got to him, man. After a freak incidend with genetically modified frogs forced to school to close down, Eddrick took a job with OMNITECH. He originally applied for a position as Public Relations Representative, but they made him a janitor due to his prior experience.
Life: D4
Attack: D2 punches
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: (all systems nominal)
Inventory:
OMNITECH Rubberized Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Incinerator
OMNITECH Arc Scraper
OMNITECH Automop
OMNITECH contract notebook
OMNITECH Memory Eradicator
Money: 0
Eddrick runs back up the ladder and immediately starts trying to steal....scavenge....recycle Jion's goods. However, Jion's rather violent death has also crushed all his items into little pieces which renders them uninteresting and no fun. With a sigh Eddrick vacuums up the big bits and then mops up whats left.
Good enough, get some rest.
Name: "Clem"
Physical Description: Extremely scarred and mutilated, with numerous life-support implants jutting out of its flesh at strange angles. Most of its head is replaced by what appears to be a generic gas mask combined with random technological scraps. Does not speak.
Background: "Clem" is apparently what remains of an employee after extensive trauma and extranatural influence. Details are classified. It seems to want to keep working for omnitech, so its contract has been renewed.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 (OMNITECH® Generic™ Personal Sidearm)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d12
Speech: d4
Status: "Healthy"
Inventory:
OMNITECH® Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH® Generic™ Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 OMNITECH® Generic™ Sidearm Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH® Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH® Null-Rod
Money: 0
Clem looks around and then shrugs. It climbs under the table in the breakroom and curls up to sleep.
Respawn.
If I can act this turn, then return to the plan we used with the dog: offer it some food, but try not to let it touch me directly. Also be horrified by the OSHA standards around here.
Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Sticky goop thrower (no dmg)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: All good! So far...
Inventory:
OMNITECH Isolation Suit (Protection from many environmental dangers)
OMNITECH Foam Gun (d4 attack. Does no damage. If successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack, ie three people using foam guns at once would be 3d4. Some targets immune.) Foam tank, d8 use die.
OMNITECH Sealing Tool (D4 use die)
OMNITECH Environmental Scanner
Money: 0
Yagyu, who is a lot like a sound you'd make after being hit in the genitals, walks over to the dog box and finds that it is sort of lethargically lapping up nutrient paste. It seems tired.
"Could someone unimportant get that ape contained already?"
Wait for someone to get inevitably injured within the next few minutes, then apply medicine to them.
Name: Heather Reid
Physical Description: Tall and lean. Her violet hair is tied into a ponytail.
Background: Heather signed up after her license was revoked due to unethical conduct, she may enjoy seeing blood and being able to shoot others a little too much.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 ranged Generic Personal Sidearm
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d8
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
Money: 0
Heather yawns and leans against a wall, waiting for injury to occur.
So I was clinging to the teleporter tube. Then the ape was teleported and the tube retracted. Then the someone shot the ape, the ape discovered it's Stand and started posing and caught all the bullets.
So where the hell am I??? Did I flee the tube and join the crowd of idiots when the alarms went off? Am I somehow still clinging to the tube under the floor or above the ceiling? Am I hugging the posing ape? Am I lying on the floor bleeding from several new superfluous bullet wounds? AAAAAAAHHH!
Find out what the heck just happened.
Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.
Life: d4 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d4
Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Money: 0
When the tube slid up, Edward slid up as well, right up until he hit the ceiling. From there, with a shrill squeal, he fell back down and is now laying splayed out next to the ape.
Jane-Anne continues to stare at the dog in mildly-contained terror. Nursing school had not prepared her for this.
Continue assisting in the pacification of the dog.
Name: Jane-Anne Warren
Physical Description: A rotund African-American woman, with braces and black hair in a bun.
Background: Mother of two went to nursing school, couldn't find a job anywhere else but here.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Generic Personal Sidearm
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d8
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d8
Occult: d4
Speech: d6
Status: None.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 3
Money: 0
Jane-anne joins Yagyu in watching the dog eat.
Name: HAZMAT Harry
Physical Description: He walked in wearing a HAZMAT suit, and walked out of his job interview wearing an Isolation Suit with a reflective dome.
Background: We're pretty sure he served in the military in a NBC warfare cleanup team. He doesn't talk about it much nowadays. He definitely knows his stuff, though, and has seen enough to bit just a little more resilient than most.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 OMNITECH Foam Gun
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d8
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: No injuries yet.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Isolation Suit (Environmental protection)
OMNITECH Foam Gun[/b] (d4 attack, foam tank, d8 use die)
OMNITECH Sealing Tool (D4 use die)
OMNITECH Environmental Scanner
Money: 0
Um, if the switch still needs to be pulled...pull it, I guess? If not, head back to the other room since I clearly no longer know what's going on IC or out.
Harry looks around. The switches are back in place; must have been reset when the teleporter cycled again. He shrugs and heads back down into the observation room. There he sees Benny, who is pointing his rifle at the window, which looks out at the teleporter. There's an ape in the teleporter, doing a pose. Huh.
All better, Qualt says as they pat Roald on the forehead and stuff another lollipop in his mouth. Be good and heal well. Or else.
Standing up and looking down the opening in the ceiling after hearing bullets and hearing someone speak, Qualt sees the rainbow ape. Nope, they think to themselves.
Sit down and wait for the next inevitable near-death. Think about whether or not I know Japanese.
Name: Qualt
Physical Description: Somehow apparently completely made of wood, even its (his? her?) hair, yet it all reacts as if Qualt were human. Hair flows, cuts bleed, and teeth chomp. Appearing to be some sort of dark wood, perhaps mahogany, they have an inquisitive look in their eyes whenever they study another living creature. Their voice, when heard, also sounds hollow as if through a speaker though their throat vibrates and mouth moves like a normal human being's.
Background: Qualt appeared one day, in front of the OMNITECH hiring agency. Qualt does not remember much of their past life, but they must have practiced medicine as it seems to be the one thing they are good at.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 ranged [Generic Sidearm]
Stats:
- Strength: d4
- Dexterity: d6
- Speed: d4
- Endurance: d4
- Will: d6
- Knowledge: d4
- Fate: d6
Skills:
- Melee: d4
- Guns: d6
- Explosives: d4
- Implants: d4
- Mechanics: d4
- Technology: d4
- Medical: d10
- Occult: d4
Status: Squeaky Clean
Inventory:
- OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
- OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
- OMNITECH Stimulant (Raises life by one die level till next injury) X 3
Money: Zilch!
[4]
Qualt realizes that the ape said something that roughly translates as "Good Grief".
Head back to the other room.
Name: Patrick Edmundson
Physical Description: Red hair, green eyes, clean-shaven, but otherwise nothing of note.
Background: Never got an engineering degree (thought it took too much time), but his good performance in the interview and a recommendation from an uncle about to retire from OMNITECH got him a job.
Life: d4
Attack: d2, d4 Generic Personal Sidearm
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: No injuries
Inventory: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit, OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die), OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll), Box of 5 high visibility flares
Money: 0
Patrick apparently lives in an interesting delusion where there are only two rooms that exist; the one he is in and the one he is not in. He ends up back in the teleporter room when he goes to this "Other" room. Who knows where he'll end up next!
Nothing to do but dream, I guess.
Name: Roald Baccam
Physical Description: Short and sturdily built, though surprisingly delicate with his hands when working on machinery. His long, somewhat stringy hair is usually tied back in a ponytail when at work.
Background: A former spaceship mechanic, he lost his job after hospitalizing one of his colleagues in a fit of anger. Fortunately, OMNITECH were willing to overlook this and offer him this job.
Life: d4
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
Stats:
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d6
Speed:d4
Endurance: d6
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: Unconscious though stable. Severe electrical burns across large portions of body, especially arms (treated).
Inventory: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
3x Sidearm Magazines (d4 Use die)
OMNITECH Toolkit (3 charges)
Box of 5 High Visibility Flares
Money: 0
Roald dreams of writing children's books. Maybe something about a psychic child? Hmm.
Name: "Redshirt"
Description: He is generic in every sense of the word. Unremarkable, not bad to look at but not good either, he's just... An extra. But, although people rarely recall his features... They always seem to change. It's always Redshirt, you know that, but he looks different, has a different skin tone, eye color, hair color... No one notices unless they pay attention to him. Which they don't.
Background: He's always been here. Even when he dies and is stricken from the records, he shows up again. His real name is unknown, they all call him Redshirt because of his habit of being cannon fodder. Also, his riot gear is stained a dark red with his own blood. He retains his memories, but not his items, every time he "respawns."
Class: Security
Life:d6(Riot Suit)
Attack:d4 Melee(Security Baton), d6 Ranged(Security Rifle)
Stats:
Str:d6
Dex:d4
Spd:d6
End:d6
Will:d4
Kno:d4
Fate:d8
Skills:
Melee:d6
Guns:d6
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Tech:d4
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech:d4
Status: Just started counting his deaths. Currently fine.
Death Count: 0
Inventory:
Riot Gear (d6 Life)
Security Rifle (d6 Ranged)
3X Magazine (d6 Use, whatever that is.)
Security Baton (d4 Melee)
O.E.B.M.I (Brain shocky thing)
Omni-Light (Flashlight)
Money: 0, because he STILL hasn't filled out the paperwork to keep his bank account between deaths.
[4]
Redshirt is about to walk in and ask the anime ape for the bullets back before he suddenly remembers that bullets don't work like that.
"AH yes, bullets are a combination of a casing filled with a propellant and a bullet, which is the payload. The propellant is ignited, ejecting the bullet from the gun. So I cannot reuse bullets without also replacing the casing. Thanks brain!"
The tube closes rapidly before the ape steps out and with another screaming buzz and flash of light the ape vanishes. After a few moments of silence, Stiles gets up off the ground and looks around.
"Uh." He says, straightening his coat, "I think we'll call it quits here today. You all can...Return to your room, I guess?" He looks around a few more times "OH! The dog. Did anyone close the switch upstairs?"
Harry, speaking through the intercom between the observation room and the teleporter room, confirms that the switch is now closed.
"Ah then...the dog should just be a normal dog if the conduit was broken. Leave it there, I'll handle it." He smooths his hair down a bit, "Thank you for the assistance. I'll inform the supervisors of your excellent work."
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