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[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Kenneth tries to find his ID so the big robot man doesn't turn Kenneth into swiss cheese. Kenneth hates swiss cheese.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kenneth

Physical Description: A 6'4 man always seen wearing his trusty OMNITECH riot guard helmet, no one knows what lies beneath it due to him using it for twenty-four hours, not even things like showering or cleaning off the accumulated blood from beating protestors property invaders and workers in the sweatshops facilities that are totally up to snuff will make him remove his trusty friend.

Background: Kenneth dreamed of being a tool for the establishment since he was in the womb, every day from dawn till dusk he would prepare himself by beating up his brother with jumper cables for not doing all chores, while in college he arrested his entire class for not standing up to the pledge, he even turned his father over to the McPolice for violating the NAP by stepping 0.6 centimeters into the property of the glorious Megacorp chain of restaurants.

Needless to say, he was pretty flipping happy as frick when he joined the heckish monster of a corporation known as Omnitech.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Isalotation suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/ 2d6/d6 OMNITECH Antibio Razor

Stats:
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d8
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: No more GAS GAS GAS
Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isalotation suit
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
A nuclear power cell
An oxygen tank
Money: 0

Sight: Nope
Hearing: Nada
Touch: none
Smell: Not anymore
Taste: Kenneth is wearing a gimp suit now so no.

Things that were totally done during the mission:
Kenneth helped destroy the teeth thingie
Kenneth bravely engaged in 1v1 combat with the Icon of Butchery and fought it to a standstill
Kenneth tanked an explosion meant to destroy the Icon of Butchery with his bare muscles
Kenneth courageously led a possessed statue of The Great Founder into an ambush, he tried to capture it but the team wouldn't listen so blame them and not Kenneth for destroying it
Kenneth defeated a prehistoric cephalopod beast, alone.
Kenneth found an overloading nuclear power cell

[Ozarck]

Waddle along to where teh noise is. Gurgle a greeting to the Securibot, then waddle along beyond, to the next sector.

Spoiler: Can We Fix It? (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the beaurocrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Al's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
Money: 0

[King Zultan]

"Oh fuck, there's a killer robot."
Show my ID, also PUSH THE BUTTON SOME MORE.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:
Smell:
Hearing:
Taste:
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: FINE
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Mysterious remote control
Money: 0

[Radio Controlled]

Do we each need to identify ourselves individually?

If yes: identify myself as Yagyu d'Aubigny, Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew and repairman.
If no: let others do the talking for now, try to shimmy over to some cover while they do so (if possible to do subtly).

Should things go fubar, focus on getting into cover.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

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Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

“PINPOINT” Carbine (d8, damage gains advantage when aimed for 1 turn, d6 use die)
parts for prototype gun
2 spare goop tanks (all full)
1 empty goop tank
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
signal jammer parts
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie

cognition copier
Money: 1050


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (0/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

Bob's stuff
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Zip tie
 Dead fish
 Med kit
 uneaten single serve packet of pudding
 sensory deprivation suit
Money: 0

[syvarris]

The door into the control room is locked?  Well unlock it then.  Hacking powers to the max!

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)

Life: d6 Riot suit under isolation suit.
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, d4 secubaton melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d8
Kno d4
Fte d4

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status: Sick?

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 10 magazines (d6 (loaded), d8*9, d4, d0*3 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs
OMNITECT Metalstorm Machine Pistol (d6; but can be rolled as many times as the player wants until the use die runs out.) and 1 magazine (d6)

Toby's Military-grade laser (d6 ranged attack, chargable up to d20) with one depleted battery.

Cognition Copier (equipped)

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Helpful (?) things done on mission:
Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.  And probably a bunch of other rooms.
Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.
Shot some of the demons that were released in sector Q.
Melted a giant statue of the company founder that was being telekinetically flung at the team, before it could even kill anyone!  Will leave out who the statue depicted when he reports this.
Accused Leslie of being a mind-controlled thrall and attempted to shoot her.  Then ordered her to save Gabe (he was choking on his own zip ties), which she did do.  This doesn't sound impressive, but considering that the only other security team member nearby at the time was hovering over Gabe waiting for him to die so she could loot his gear...

Code: [Select]

Sight: Five-second framerate from isolation suit.  Blindfold readied underneath.
Smell: Nose plugs.  And isolation suit.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speech earplugs.  Under an isolation suit.
Taste: Cutting out one's tongue seems like too much.  How are we gonna taste him without touching him, anyway?  Especially when Wil is wearing an isolation suit?
Touch: Riot armor.  And isolation suit.

[Pancaek]

Stick with Yagyu. Identify myself if asked, otherwise stay silent. Just try not to stick out, I guess. Be ready to scram to cover if things come to shooting.

Spoiler: Richter (click to show/hide)

Class: Cultist

Name: Richter
Physical Description: Your average 30-something millenial geek. Unkempt, looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. Hair's a mess, eyes are bloodshot and red.
Background: Used to work in a fast food restaurant, until he dropped a box of fries on the floor and they fell into an eldritch pattern. Since then, he's convinced that some dark force is out to get him. Has recurring dreams about drowning in a vast sea of purple, running from a two headed snake through a sea of yoghurt, and something very faint about a sheep. Blinks with one eye at a time so as to minimize the time with his eyes closed.
Life: d4.
Attack: d4 (pistol)

Stats
Strength: d4
Dexterity:  d4
Speed:  d4
Endurance: d6
Will:  d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate:  d6

Skills
Melee:  d4
Guns:  d4
Explosives: d4
Implants:  d8
Mechanics:  d4
Technology: d4
Medical:  d4
Occult:  d8


Status:
Inventory:
Isolation Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Transient Psychokinetic stimulant (single use. When used, roll occult. Roll is equal to number of turns it will function. Allows direct ranged and melee attack with Will as damage. Roll occult afterwards for side effects)
Demon Symbiote thing: Crocodemon d12, Teeth Elemental d12, Icon of Butchery d4, d10 human
Current demon symbiote manifestations: Maggot demon armor, Poot gun (d6 damage)
Money:  0

[piecewise]

The door into the control room is locked?  Well unlock it then.  Hacking powers to the max!

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)

Life: d6 Riot suit under isolation suit.
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, d4 secubaton melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d8
Kno d4
Fte d4

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status: Sick?

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 10 magazines (d6 (loaded), d8*9, d4, d0*3 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs
OMNITECT Metalstorm Machine Pistol (d6; but can be rolled as many times as the player wants until the use die runs out.) and 1 magazine (d6)

Toby's Military-grade laser (d6 ranged attack, chargable up to d20) with one depleted battery.

Cognition Copier (equipped)

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Helpful (?) things done on mission:
Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.  And probably a bunch of other rooms.
Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.
Shot some of the demons that were released in sector Q.
Melted a giant statue of the company founder that was being telekinetically flung at the team, before it could even kill anyone!  Will leave out who the statue depicted when he reports this.
Accused Leslie of being a mind-controlled thrall and attempted to shoot her.  Then ordered her to save Gabe (he was choking on his own zip ties), which she did do.  This doesn't sound impressive, but considering that the only other security team member nearby at the time was hovering over Gabe waiting for him to die so she could loot his gear...

Code: [Select]

Sight: Five-second framerate from isolation suit.  Blindfold readied underneath.
Smell: Nose plugs.  And isolation suit.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speech earplugs.  Under an isolation suit.
Taste: Cutting out one's tongue seems like too much.  How are we gonna taste him without touching him, anyway?  Especially when Wil is wearing an isolation suit?
Touch: Riot armor.  And isolation suit.

[10]
Wilfred opens the door. He opens the door so hard the electric motors driving it overload from the strain of trying to open the door past 100% open and destroy themselves. And then catch fire.  Which isn't a big deal, since they're in the substructure of the walls...but its a thing. He meanders in, grabs a desk chair, spins it around and sits at the console with the chair backwards, like some sort of hip 90's character. This greatly impedes him using the console...but its fine. Whatever.

((Oh cool. A T-1))

Attempt to provide identification.

Should things go south, use spider speed to jump onto the robot's head so that it won't be able to shoot me. Then either plug into it and hack into it to gain control over it/disable it or, if it's not possible to hack it, use mechanics skill to cut whatever looks important to blind/disable it.

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: N/A is robot
Hearing: Speech-to-text-to-speech
Taste: N/A is robot
Touch: N/A is robot
Extra: Motion Sensor, Limited Omniscience

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
1 mining explosive
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
Power cord

Money: 475

[4]
Pathos wirelessly beams his ID number to the robot. The robot beeps and rumbles "ACKNOWLEDGED"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: (coughing, difficulty breathing) (since we’re no longer in the room with the toxic gas, do I still have these status effects?)
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier, empty plate, Tranquilizer syringe, armful of dead fish-2
Money: 347 OMNI

Code: (Sensory Dampeners/Blockers) [Select]

Sight:blindfold
Smell: Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Hearing:Text to Speech Earplugs, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Taste:Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit”Tara. OMNITECH employee.”Provide further identification as needed

[4] Tara tells the robot her ID number, struggling a bit to remember all 256 digits but manages. The robot accepts the response with an "Acknowledged".

Kenneth tries to find his ID so the big robot man doesn't turn Kenneth into swiss cheese. Kenneth hates swiss cheese.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kenneth

Physical Description: A 6'4 man always seen wearing his trusty OMNITECH riot guard helmet, no one knows what lies beneath it due to him using it for twenty-four hours, not even things like showering or cleaning off the accumulated blood from beating protestors property invaders and workers in the sweatshops facilities that are totally up to snuff will make him remove his trusty friend.

Background: Kenneth dreamed of being a tool for the establishment since he was in the womb, every day from dawn till dusk he would prepare himself by beating up his brother with jumper cables for not doing all chores, while in college he arrested his entire class for not standing up to the pledge, he even turned his father over to the McPolice for violating the NAP by stepping 0.6 centimeters into the property of the glorious Megacorp chain of restaurants.

Needless to say, he was pretty flipping happy as frick when he joined the heckish monster of a corporation known as Omnitech.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Isalotation suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/ 2d6/d6 OMNITECH Antibio Razor

Stats:
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d8
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: No more GAS GAS GAS
Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isalotation suit
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
A nuclear power cell
An oxygen tank
Money: 0

Sight: Nope
Hearing: Nada
Touch: none
Smell: Not anymore
Taste: Kenneth is wearing a gimp suit now so no.

Things that were totally done during the mission:
Kenneth helped destroy the teeth thingie
Kenneth bravely engaged in 1v1 combat with the Icon of Butchery and fought it to a standstill
Kenneth tanked an explosion meant to destroy the Icon of Butchery with his bare muscles
Kenneth courageously led a possessed statue of The Great Founder into an ambush, he tried to capture it but the team wouldn't listen so blame them and not Kenneth for destroying it
Kenneth defeated a prehistoric cephalopod beast, alone.
Kenneth found an overloading nuclear power cell

[4] Kenneth, despite having no face anymore, digs out his laminated ID card and flicks it at the robot. The card bounces off the robot's exoskeleton with a dull clink and then flutters to the ground. After a few seconds the robot, surprisingly responds with "Acknowledged" instead of high speed lead.

Waddle along to where teh noise is. Gurgle a greeting to the Securibot, then waddle along beyond, to the next sector.

Spoiler: Can We Fix It? (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the beaurocrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Al's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
Money: 0

[3]
Bob waddles up to the robot, grumbles at it in a reptilian fashion, and then squeezes past it in the tight hall. The robot, to its credit, simply says "Good morning, Professor". before letting Bob pass.

"Oh fuck, there's a killer robot."
Show my ID, also PUSH THE BUTTON SOME MORE.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:
Smell:
Hearing:
Taste:
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: FINE
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Mysterious remote control
Money: 0

[3][3]
Burt Burt presents a phone sex hotline number as his id and a packet of matches has his ID card. The Robot reads these as "Inconclusive" and trains one minigun on his head. It tells him to wait there while his case is reviewed. He continues to press the button the whole time.

Do we each need to identify ourselves individually?

If yes: identify myself as Yagyu d'Aubigny, Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew and repairman.
If no: let others do the talking for now, try to shimmy over to some cover while they do so (if possible to do subtly).

Should things go fubar, focus on getting into cover.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

MOOK MAP CLICK HERE

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

“PINPOINT” Carbine (d8, damage gains advantage when aimed for 1 turn, d6 use die)
parts for prototype gun
2 spare goop tanks (all full)
1 empty goop tank
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
signal jammer parts
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie

cognition copier
Money: 1050


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (0/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

Bob's stuff
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Zip tie
 Dead fish
 Med kit
 uneaten single serve packet of pudding
 sensory deprivation suit
Money: 0

[5]
Yagyu rattles off his ID number and the robot "Acknowledges" it near instantly. Easy.

Stick with Yagyu. Identify myself if asked, otherwise stay silent. Just try not to stick out, I guess. Be ready to scram to cover if things come to shooting.

Spoiler: Richter (click to show/hide)

Class: Cultist

Name: Richter
Physical Description: Your average 30-something millenial geek. Unkempt, looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. Hair's a mess, eyes are bloodshot and red.
Background: Used to work in a fast food restaurant, until he dropped a box of fries on the floor and they fell into an eldritch pattern. Since then, he's convinced that some dark force is out to get him. Has recurring dreams about drowning in a vast sea of purple, running from a two headed snake through a sea of yoghurt, and something very faint about a sheep. Blinks with one eye at a time so as to minimize the time with his eyes closed.
Life: d4.
Attack: d4 (pistol)

Stats
Strength: d4
Dexterity:  d4
Speed:  d4
Endurance: d6
Will:  d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate:  d6

Skills
Melee:  d4
Guns:  d4
Explosives: d4
Implants:  d8
Mechanics:  d4
Technology: d4
Medical:  d4
Occult:  d8


Status:
Inventory:
Isolation Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Transient Psychokinetic stimulant (single use. When used, roll occult. Roll is equal to number of turns it will function. Allows direct ranged and melee attack with Will as damage. Roll occult afterwards for side effects)
Demon Symbiote thing: Crocodemon d12, Teeth Elemental d12, Icon of Butchery d4, d10 human
Current demon symbiote manifestations: Maggot demon armor, Poot gun (d6 damage)
Money:  0

[4]
Richter raps his entire ID number to the tune of "Gangster Paradise". The robot accepts this but is quick to add that such things are not required. Not for his security level at least.

Get out of the way until negotiations conclude.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with a android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle/Baton

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Right arm and both legs are arms, left arm is a leg.
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card


Money: 135
-400 debt

"IDENTIFICATION" the robot says, training its other minigun at Ji's head. This time the demand isn't as polite.







"ACKNOWLEDGED ID HOLDERS ARE FREE TO MOVE ABOUT THE SECTOR." The robot announces, far too loudly. "CASE #4975-2309476230, for employee name : Ohio Blue Tip Strike on Pack Matches 30 count, has been decided. Identification inadequate."
[2][3v6]
Burt Burt looks away from the button long enough to say "Huh?" before the robot proceeds to place about half a dozen rounds into his person. Luckily for him most seem to only graze or otherwise cause painful but non-serious injuries. He does, however, take one straight through the left lung and drops to the ground, suffocating and bleeding out.

And still pressing the button.

"Warning Shot administered. Identification, please."

[The Lupanian]

Go ahead and show my ID now.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with a android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle/Baton

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Right arm and both legs are arms, left arm is a leg.
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card


Money: 135
-400 debt

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Well sucks to be Bob Bob. Kenneth tries to apply the Heimlich maneuver on Burt Bob Burt Bob to save his life, that's what you usually do when someone gets shot in the lung right?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kenneth

Physical Description: A 6'4 man always seen wearing his trusty OMNITECH riot guard helmet, no one knows what lies beneath it due to him using it for twenty-four hours, not even things like showering or cleaning off the accumulated blood from beating protestors property invaders and workers in the sweatshops facilities that are totally up to snuff will make him remove his trusty friend.

Background: Kenneth dreamed of being a tool for the establishment since he was in the womb, every day from dawn till dusk he would prepare himself by beating up his brother with jumper cables for not doing all chores, while in college he arrested his entire class for not standing up to the pledge, he even turned his father over to the McPolice for violating the NAP by stepping 0.6 centimeters into the property of the glorious Megacorp chain of restaurants.

Needless to say, he was pretty flipping happy as frick when he joined the heckish monster of a corporation known as Omnitech.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Isalotation suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/ 2d6/d6 OMNITECH Antibio Razor

Stats:
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d8
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: No more GAS GAS GAS
Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isalotation suit
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
A nuclear power cell
An oxygen tank
Money: 0

Sight: Nope
Hearing: Nada
Touch: none
Smell: Not anymore
Taste: Kenneth is wearing a gimp suit now so no.

Things that were totally done during the mission:
Kenneth helped destroy the teeth thingie
Kenneth bravely engaged in 1v1 combat with the Icon of Butchery and fought it to a standstill
Kenneth tanked an explosion meant to destroy the Icon of Butchery with his bare muscles
Kenneth courageously led a possessed statue of The Great Founder into an ambush, he tried to capture it but the team wouldn't listen so blame them and not Kenneth for destroying it
Kenneth defeated a prehistoric cephalopod beast, alone.
Kenneth found an overloading nuclear power cell

[Parisbre56]

Walk behind the big robot friend. Then jump onto it and find a place where I can plug in so I can have surprise robot buttsex take control of it and use it to carry me around.

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: N/A is robot
Hearing: Speech-to-text-to-speech
Taste: N/A is robot
Touch: N/A is robot
Extra: Motion Sensor, Limited Omniscience

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
1 mining explosive
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
Power cord

Money: 475

[King Zultan]

"Oh shit I've been shot, and this stupid button does nothing!"
Throw anything I have that might be considered ID at the robot, and keep pushing the button hopping it does something.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:
Smell:
Hearing:
Taste:
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Shot lung, other bullet wounds
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Mysterious remote control
Money: 0

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: (coughing, difficulty breathing) (since we’re no longer in the room with the toxic gas, do I still have these status effects?)
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier, empty plate, Tranquilizer syringe, armful of dead fish-2
Money: 347 OMNI

Code: (Sensory Dampeners/Blockers) [Select]

Sight:blindfold
Smell: Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Hearing:Text to Speech Earplugs, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Taste:Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation SuitI need a med kit
Attempt to fix Burt’s lung and stop his bleeding

[Ozarck]

Bob waddles forward, until he meets a person or object of interest, at which point he will stop and gurgle at the object or person of interest.

Spoiler: Can We Fix It? (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the beaurocrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Al's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
Money: 0

[Radio Controlled]

Does it seem at all likely that administering first aid to the bloke who hasn't identified himself yet would be cause for offense to the robot?

If not, use some goop to stem the worst f the bleeding for Burt. Be sure to stand out of the line of fire at all times in case the brobot remains angry.

Either way, after that move on and search for the exit of this sector to the next one.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

MOOK MAP CLICK HERE

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

“PINPOINT” Carbine (d8, damage gains advantage when aimed for 1 turn, d6 use die)
parts for prototype gun
2 spare goop tanks (all full)
1 empty goop tank
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
signal jammer parts
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie

cognition copier
Money: 1050


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (0/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

Bob's stuff
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Zip tie
 Dead fish
 Med kit
 uneaten single serve packet of pudding
 sensory deprivation suit
Money: 0

[piecewise]

Go ahead and show my ID now.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with a android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle/Baton

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Right arm and both legs are arms, left arm is a leg.
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card


Money: 135
-400 debt

[4] Ji digs a laminated card out of her bag and shows it to the robot. The robot makes an initial objection that it does not resemble the current holder, but then after doing a records check decides it is acceptable.

Walk behind the big robot friend. Then jump onto it and find a place where I can plug in so I can have surprise robot buttsex take control of it and use it to carry me around.

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: N/A is robot
Hearing: Speech-to-text-to-speech
Taste: N/A is robot
Touch: N/A is robot
Extra: Motion Sensor, Limited Omniscience

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
1 mining explosive
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
Power cord

Money: 475

[2]
Pathos crawls up onto the robot's back and skitters about, looking for a proper port to plug into. He finds one, but it is solidly sealed shut with 4 ...triangle bolts?

"Oh shit I've been shot, and this stupid button does nothing!"
Throw anything I have that might be considered ID at the robot, and keep pushing the button hopping it does something.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:
Smell:
Hearing:
Taste:
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Shot lung, other bullet wounds
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Mysterious remote control
Money: 0

[1][6]
Burt Burt cannot remember his ID number. He's misplaced his id. His button does nothing. So he just starts gurgling a list of numbers at the bot for a solid 3 and a half minutes. At the end of this string of digits the robot pauses, beeps, and then announces "GREETINGS MRS.HURMBLEBUCK". The minigun lowers and the bot immediately rumbles away down the hall.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: (coughing, difficulty breathing) (since we’re no longer in the room with the toxic gas, do I still have these status effects?)
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier, empty plate, Tranquilizer syringe, armful of dead fish-2
Money: 347 OMNI

Code: (Sensory Dampeners/Blockers) [Select]

Sight:blindfold
Smell: Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Hearing:Text to Speech Earplugs, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Taste:Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit, Sensory Deprivation SuitI need a med kit
Attempt to fix Burt’s lung and stop his bleeding

[5]
Tara plugs up and re-inflates the punctured lung. This is becoming rather old hat for her.

Well sucks to be Bob Bob. Kenneth tries to apply the Heimlich maneuver on Burt Bob Burt Bob to save his life, that's what you usually do when someone gets shot in the lung right?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kenneth

Physical Description: A 6'4 man always seen wearing his trusty OMNITECH riot guard helmet, no one knows what lies beneath it due to him using it for twenty-four hours, not even things like showering or cleaning off the accumulated blood from beating protestors property invaders and workers in the sweatshops facilities that are totally up to snuff will make him remove his trusty friend.

Background: Kenneth dreamed of being a tool for the establishment since he was in the womb, every day from dawn till dusk he would prepare himself by beating up his brother with jumper cables for not doing all chores, while in college he arrested his entire class for not standing up to the pledge, he even turned his father over to the McPolice for violating the NAP by stepping 0.6 centimeters into the property of the glorious Megacorp chain of restaurants.

Needless to say, he was pretty flipping happy as frick when he joined the heckish monster of a corporation known as Omnitech.

Life: d4 OMNITECH Isalotation suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/ 2d6/d6 OMNITECH Antibio Razor

Stats:
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d8
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: No more GAS GAS GAS
Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isalotation suit
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
A nuclear power cell
An oxygen tank
Money: 0

Sight: Nope
Hearing: Nada
Touch: none
Smell: Not anymore
Taste: Kenneth is wearing a gimp suit now so no.

Things that were totally done during the mission:
Kenneth helped destroy the teeth thingie
Kenneth bravely engaged in 1v1 combat with the Icon of Butchery and fought it to a standstill
Kenneth tanked an explosion meant to destroy the Icon of Butchery with his bare muscles
Kenneth courageously led a possessed statue of The Great Founder into an ambush, he tried to capture it but the team wouldn't listen so blame them and not Kenneth for destroying it
Kenneth defeated a prehistoric cephalopod beast, alone.
Kenneth found an overloading nuclear power cell

Kenneth attempts to roll in and provide some much needed medical malpractice, but Tara shoos him a way with a flurry of slaps and shouts of "GIT! GIT!"

Does it seem at all likely that administering first aid to the bloke who hasn't identified himself yet would be cause for offense to the robot?

If not, use some goop to stem the worst f the bleeding for Burt. Be sure to stand out of the line of fire at all times in case the brobot remains angry.

Either way, after that move on and search for the exit of this sector to the next one.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

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Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

“PINPOINT” Carbine (d8, damage gains advantage when aimed for 1 turn, d6 use die)
parts for prototype gun
2 spare goop tanks (all full)
1 empty goop tank
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
signal jammer parts
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie

cognition copier
Money: 1050


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (0/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

Bob's stuff
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Zip tie
 Dead fish
 Med kit
 uneaten single serve packet of pudding
 sensory deprivation suit
Money: 0

Bob waddles forward, until he meets a person or object of interest, at which point he will stop and gurgle at the object or person of interest.

Spoiler: Can We Fix It? (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the beaurocrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Al's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
Money: 0

Down the hall, near where the sector exit should be, Yagyu and Bob find a large storage room with the door open and the lights on. Within it are about a dozen more of those minigun robots, along with a half dozen military-grade cyborg bodies hanging on wall mounts. None appear to be active at the moment, luckily.