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[syvarris]

Continue playing cards until the segment gets close, then ready a gun.

"Ugh, we're already getting back to the terror and panic of more fighting?  I was enjoying this break.  Fucking Derp, this has been more hellish than the time I actually visited Hell." Wil pauses for a few seconds, then resumes speaking with a mild panic in his voice.  "Wait, wait.  Fuck.  What if Derp keeps his Derp-field up when he's a fucking ghost?  Like the one idiot that had been phasing in and out, and maybe doesn't actually exist?  Do we have ghost containment?  Because holy shit, incorporeal Derp is terrifying!  This whole time I've been talking about how to kill him as painfully as possible, but we can't actually kill him!  Torture's still fine, but risking his death is just way, way too much!"

Edit: Gesture at a wall and try to use the greenish glowy thing that Wilfred took from the alien god back in the crystal spire mission.  Does it do anything?  I only now remember that you literally said "the creature releases it into your hands", which kinda implies I kept the whatever-it-was rather than it just being a button.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)

Life: d6 Riot suit.
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, d4 secubaton melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d8
Kno d4
Fte d4

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status:

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 10 magazines (d6 (loaded), d8*9, d4, d0*3 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs

Toby's Military-grade laser (d6 ranged attack, chargable up to d20) with one depleted battery.

Cognition Copier (equipped)

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Helpful (?) things done on mission:
Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.  And probably a bunch of other rooms.
Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.
Shot some of the demons that were released in sector Q.
Melted a giant statue of the company founder that was being telekinetically flung at the team, before it could even kill anyone!  Will leave out who the statue depicted when he reports this.
Accused Leslie of being a mind-controlled thrall and attempted to shoot her.  Then ordered her to save Gabe (he was choking on his own zip ties), which she did do.  This doesn't sound impressive, but considering that the only other security team member nearby at the time was hovering over Gabe waiting for him to die so she could loot his gear...

Code: [Select]

Sight: Functioning (blindfold readied)
Smell: Nose plugs.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speech earplugs
Taste: Cutting out one's tongue seems like too much.  How are we gonna taste him without touching him, anyway?
Touch: Riot armor

[Naturegirl1999]

Well, we need to catch him alive, anyway. You visited He’ll? What was it like? Helene, while biological spiders can climb, maybe Pathos lacks the microscopic hairs on biological spiders that allow them to climb things. Pathos, correct me if I’m wrong, does your mechanical body have microscopic parts that let you grip surfaces?

[syvarris]

"Really... blue, and kinda faded?  Like, foggy, but not quite.  Yeah, everyone always draws Hell as this super red place with lots of lava and rock and shit, but it was more like being in a raincloud.  I think.  I've never actually seen a raincloud."

"But yeah, if you ever find yourself in a lot of blueness with an alien god stealing everyone's souls, just yell threats at it, and grab the green thing.  Alien gods are pussies, a proper show of dominance and they'll back off and go mind their own business."

[Naturegirl1999]

"Really... blue, and kinda faded?  Like, foggy, but not quite.  Yeah, everyone always draws Hell as this super red place with lots of lava and rock and shit, but it was more like being in a raincloud.  I think.  I've never actually seen a raincloud."

"But yeah, if you ever find yourself in a lot of blueness with an alien god stealing everyone's souls, just yell threats at it, and grab the green thing.  Alien gods are pussies, a proper show of dominance and they'll back off and go mind their own business."

What did the alien god look like? Does it have a name? Did it take souls from demons? Do they have souls? Were you the only one there or was the team there too? How did you get there? Do you have an idea what the green thing that you took was? Do you still have it?

[syvarris]

"Uh..."

Wilfred leans away from Tara, apparently taken aback.  He quickly regains his composure, and stands up, gesturing widely with pride in his voice.  "Y'see, it looked like, like uh--you know a conch shell, all weird and spiky and shit?" he holds his hands up in front of his face, wiggling his fingers in an entirely unhelpful attempt at demonstrating what he means "well it was kinda like this, but that was just the head.  And then behind that was a little tiny body, like a malformed fetus that hadn't really grown yet, and it was way smaller than the spiky conch head.  But it had, like, infinite arms.  Arms for days, or no--arms for years!  Allll the fucking arms, and they just went on for forever.  It was reaching out into the everything--" Wilfred demonstrates, stretching his arms out to the sides while miming plucking at something "--to grab shimmery glowy stuff!"

Wilfred leans close to Tara before continuing.  "The glowy things?  They were SOULS!  All the souls!  There were bunnies, deer, birds, probably like some bacteria, and sometimes people too!  I don't know if there were actually any aliens or demons or anything, but there definitely was all the stuff you see in those nature vids, and it was just, like, collecting them or something.  Leaving 'em lying around where they were all just rotting and eating each other and growing horribly, and it was just terrible.  Trust me, you wouldn't want to be in that shit, it was the worst."  He finishes with a grandiose cutting gesture, shaking his head.  Then he sets both his hands on his hips, and stands proud, heroically.

"But you don't gotta worry about that!  I was alone, the rest of the team was too cowardly to do anything, so it was all up to me.  I dove off of a scaffolding like twenty stories above the alien god, and I sent all that force into an axe blow, just hit it right in the noggin.  Then I reached inside and started punching the shit inside!" He mimes punching something in front of him "That's actually how I got sucked into Hell, where I could see all this!  Anyway I started screaming threats at it, told it to stop all this shit, and it was totally scared of me.  I already hurt it awfully bad, so it just kinda meekly offered me some glowy lighty things to placate me, and I took the green one while telling it to stop and to get lost before I fucked it up even more.  And that was pretty much it, like I said--alien gods are pussies.  Got a promotion out of it too, that's why I'm a xeno-ambassador!  Punching things in the brain is the best way to win at diplomacy!"

He quiets down as Tara asks him about the green thing, then answers without the grandiosity, instead rubbing at the back of his helmet while looking off to the side.  "Weeell, no, I don't really know what the thingy was, but it was probably the best one.  I mean, green is always the winning color, yeah?  I kinda figured I was ripping out its heart or something, but then I guess it probably wasn't necessary for it to live, since it survived and ran away from me after... didn't ever really think I might still have it, it wasn't in my hands when I woke up... Maybe I got cool ghost powers now and just never noticed?  Lemme try!"

[Naturegirl1999]

"Uh..."

Wilfred leans away from Tara, apparently taken aback.  He quickly regains his composure, and stands up, gesturing widely with pride in his voice.  "Y'see, it looked like, like uh--you know a conch shell, all weird and spiky and shit?" he holds his hands up in front of his face, wiggling his fingers in an entirely unhelpful attempt at demonstrating what he means "well it was kinda like this, but that was just the head.  And then behind that was a little tiny body, like a malformed fetus that hadn't really grown yet, and it was way smaller than the spiky conch head.  But it had, like, infinite arms.  Arms for days, or no--arms for years!  Allll the fucking arms, and they just went on for forever.  It was reaching out into the everything--" Wilfred demonstrates, stretching his arms out to the sides while miming plucking at something "--to grab shimmery glowy stuff!"

Wilfred leans close to Tara before continuing.  "The glowy things?  They were SOULS!  All the souls!  There were bunnies, deer, birds, probably like some bacteria, and sometimes people too!  I don't know if there were actually any aliens or demons or anything, but there definitely was all the stuff you see in those nature vids, and it was just, like, collecting them or something.  Leaving 'em lying around where they were all just rotting and eating each other and growing horribly, and it was just terrible.  Trust me, you wouldn't want to be in that shit, it was the worst."  He finishes with a grandiose cutting gesture, shaking his head.  Then he sets both his hands on his hips, and stands proud, heroically.

"But you don't gotta worry about that!  I was alone, the rest of the team was too cowardly to do anything, so it was all up to me.  I dove off of a scaffolding like twenty stories above the alien god, and I sent all that force into an axe blow, just hit it right in the noggin.  Then I reached inside and started punching the shit inside!" He mimes punching something in front of him "That's actually how I got sucked into Hell, where I could see all this!  Anyway I started screaming threats at it, told it to stop all this shit, and it was totally scared of me.  I already hurt it awfully bad, so it just kinda meekly offered me some glowy lighty things to placate me, and I took the green one while telling it to stop and to get lost before I fucked it up even more.  And that was pretty much it, like I said--alien gods are pussies.  Got a promotion out of it too, that's why I'm a xeno-ambassador!  Punching things in the brain is the best way to win at diplomacy!"

He quiets down as Tara asks him about the green thing, then answers without the grandiosity, instead rubbing at the back of his helmet while looking off to the side.  "Weeell, no, I don't really know what the thingy was, but it was probably the best one.  I mean, green is always the winning color, yeah?  I kinda figured I was ripping out its heart or something, but then I guess it probably wasn't necessary for it to live, since it survived and ran away from me after... didn't ever really think I might still have it, it wasn't in my hands when I woke up... Maybe I got cool ghost powers now and just never noticed?  Lemme try!"

Hmm...you mentioned earlier that the glowing lights were souls, maybe the green one is a soul of some sort? Have you ever noticed thoughts in your brain that you don’t remember thinking of? Maybe your body is shared with a second soul? Interesting that while Hell portals allow demons to enter here, you didn’t find demons on your visit. I’m curious now if there are certain sites within Hell that demons wait by for the portals? Maybe the alien god doesn’t enter those sites because maybe it can’t survive here? Question, did the alien god try taking your soul from your body? You say it was collecting souls, but then you said they were eating each other, so it sounds more like it was moving souls around the area. When I think collecting, I think putting things in a specific area. Your description sounds more like it was just moving souls around. We’re you and the alien god the only bodies there? Was there an7thing like a ground? Or does the alien god float? Maybe it’s arms hold onto souls so it stays in place? Did any souls try to enter you? What happened when one soul ate another? Did it just grow, or merge traits with what it ate? Like if a rabbit soul ate a bird soul, did the rabbit get bigger? Or did it grow feathers/a beak?

[Leodanny]

Go over and win the card game, or help. whichever is more important.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name: Toby Jackson
Physical Description:a normal looking guy with short black hair. 5 foot 5, has no muscles.
Background: need money. No skills. Omnitech good.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Generic pistol or d8 tentacle
Stats:
strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d6
Endurance:d4
Will:d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate:d12
Skills:
Melee:d4
Guns:d8
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Occult: d10
Status: probably maybe a little insane.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
Tentacle thing
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
3 frag grenades
Blindfold
Earbud
Cologne
Cognition copier
Money: 276
Sight:blindfold
Smell:cologne blocking it
Hearing:earbuds
Taste:nope
OMNITECH Concealed Antibio razor
2. Nutrient Paste x10
3.OMNITECH Foam mine  x2
4. OMNITECH Micromissile Marker
5. OMNITECH Voice manipulator
6. OMNITECH military grade laserWill’s got it

[piecewise]

You reel in the helpful spider and pat its...head like thing.

*horrifying adorable spider noises*

"Who's a good spider? You're a good spider! You are! Good boy!"

Lightly weld shut the door to the sector that is descending, so that at least if there's something nasty on the other side it won't immediately jump us.

Then use whatever remaining time on either creating/finding some decent cover with view on that door.

Once the sector is down, if nothing starts bashing the doors in, then see if the scanner picks up anything (eg. any faint audio coming through). If nothing. open up the door again and check just beyond.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

MOOK MAP CLICK HERE

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

2 spare goop tanks (all full)
1 empty goop tank
a few mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic)
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
signal jammer parts
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie

cognition copier
Money: 945


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (1/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

Yagyu welds the door shut and then spends the next few minutes dragging debris and forming a make shift wall. He hunkers down behind it and waits to see if the sector above contains a spooky jump scare.

Start chuffing at the crew members for snacks. Open mouth, look hungry.

Spoiler: Can We Fix It? (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the beaurocrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Al's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
Money: 0

Start chuffing at the crew members for snacks. Open mouth, look hungry.

Spoiler: Can We Fix It? (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the beaurocrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Al's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
Money: 0

Kenneth throws the remains of the mollusk and his face towards Bob, poor guy must have one of these weird pallets Kenneth heard about.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kenneth
Physical Description: A 6'4 man always seen wearing his trusty OMNITECH riot guard helmet, no one knows what lies beneath it due to him using it for twenty-four hours, not even things like showering or cleaning off the accumulated blood from beating protestors property invaders and workers in the sweatshops facilities that are totally up to snuff will make him remove his trusty friend.

Background: Kenneth dreamed of being a tool for the establishment since he was in the womb, every day from dawn till dusk he would prepare himself by beating up his brother with jumper cables for not doing all chores, while in college he arrested his entire class for not standing up to the pledge, he even turned his father over to the McPolice for violating the NAP by stepping 0.6 centimeters into the property of the glorious Megacorp chain of restaurants.

Needless to say, he was pretty flipping happy as frick when he joined the heckish monster of a corporation known as Omnitech.

Life:d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/ d4 OMNITECH generic security baton

Stats:
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d8
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe~
Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Sight: Nope
Hearing: Nada
Touch: none
Smell: Not anymore
Taste: Tongue is still there Kenneth thinks

Things that were totally done during the mission:
Kenneth helped destroy the teeth thingie
Kenneth bravely engaged in 1v1 combat with the Icon of Butchery and fought it to a standstill
Kenneth tanked an explosion meant to destroy the Icon of Butchery with his bare muscles
Kenneth courageously led a possessed statue of The Great Founder into an ambush, he tried to capture it but the team wouldn't listen so blame them and not Kenneth for destroying it

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: a few cuts, holding breath underwater
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier, plate of barbecue ribs, Tranquilizer syringe, armful of dead fish
Money: 347 OMNI

Give the gator the barbecue ribs and one of the dead fish

Code: (Sense Dampeners/Blockers) [Select]

Sight:blindfold
Smell: Isolation Suit
Hearing:Earplugs
Taste:Isolation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit

Kenneth and Tara start piling food into Bob's open maw. Bob waits until all the food they have has been carefully arranged into a pyramid in his mouth and then snaps down on it, swallowing it in one giant gulp. He makes a noise that is best described as "mwah" and yawns, Apparently content.

Keep playing goldfish until the section is fully lowered.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Gabe Toots
Physical Description: Tall East Asian man with a stubble. Black hair with brown eyes, also wear glasses (basically a clone of the first Gabe in appearance)
Background: He going to be the mook that fills out the team and add firepower but, will most likely to die before the mission ends
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle (3 mags d6) and d4 OMNITECH generic security baton
Stats:
Strength: 1d6
Dexterity: 1d6
Speed: 1d4
Endurance: 1d6
Will: 1d4
Knowledge: 1d4
Fate: 1d4
Skills:
Melee: 1d8
Guns: 1d8
Explosives: 1d4
Implants: 1d4
Mechanics: 1d4
Technology: 1d4
Medical: 1d4
Occult: 1d4
Speech: 1d4
Status: Where did we even get cards?
Inventory: OMNITECH electrical behaviour modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Rusty signpost
Money: 0
Sight: An actual blindfold!
Hearing: TTS earplugs
Touch: none
Smell: none
Taste: none
I guess I lived longer than last time!

Continue playing cards until the segment gets close, then ready a gun.

"Ugh, we're already getting back to the terror and panic of more fighting?  I was enjoying this break.  Fucking Derp, this has been more hellish than the time I actually visited Hell." Wil pauses for a few seconds, then resumes speaking with a mild panic in his voice.  "Wait, wait.  Fuck.  What if Derp keeps his Derp-field up when he's a fucking ghost?  Like the one idiot that had been phasing in and out, and maybe doesn't actually exist?  Do we have ghost containment?  Because holy shit, incorporeal Derp is terrifying!  This whole time I've been talking about how to kill him as painfully as possible, but we can't actually kill him!  Torture's still fine, but risking his death is just way, way too much!"

Edit: Gesture at a wall and try to use the greenish glowy thing that Wilfred took from the alien god back in the crystal spire mission.  Does it do anything?  I only now remember that you literally said "the creature releases it into your hands", which kinda implies I kept the whatever-it-was rather than it just being a button.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)

Life: d6 Riot suit.
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, d4 secubaton melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d8
Kno d4
Fte d4

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status:

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 10 magazines (d6 (loaded), d8*9, d4, d0*3 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs

Toby's Military-grade laser (d6 ranged attack, chargable up to d20) with one depleted battery.

Cognition Copier (equipped)

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Helpful (?) things done on mission:
Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.  And probably a bunch of other rooms.
Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.
Shot some of the demons that were released in sector Q.
Melted a giant statue of the company founder that was being telekinetically flung at the team, before it could even kill anyone!  Will leave out who the statue depicted when he reports this.
Accused Leslie of being a mind-controlled thrall and attempted to shoot her.  Then ordered her to save Gabe (he was choking on his own zip ties), which she did do.  This doesn't sound impressive, but considering that the only other security team member nearby at the time was hovering over Gabe waiting for him to die so she could loot his gear...

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Sight: Functioning (blindfold readied)
Smell: Nose plugs.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speech earplugs
Taste: Cutting out one's tongue seems like too much.  How are we gonna taste him without touching him, anyway?
Touch: Riot armor

Go over and win the card game, or help. whichever is more important.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name: Toby Jackson
Physical Description:a normal looking guy with short black hair. 5 foot 5, has no muscles.
Background: need money. No skills. Omnitech good.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Generic pistol or d8 tentacle
Stats:
strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d6
Endurance:d4
Will:d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate:d12
Skills:
Melee:d4
Guns:d8
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Occult: d10
Status: probably maybe a little insane.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
Tentacle thing
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
3 frag grenades
Blindfold
Earbud
Cologne
Cognition copier
Money: 276
Sight:blindfold
Smell:cologne blocking it
Hearing:earbuds
Taste:nope
OMNITECH Concealed Antibio razor
2. Nutrient Paste x10
3.OMNITECH Foam mine  x2
4. OMNITECH Micromissile Marker
5. OMNITECH Voice manipulator
6. OMNITECH military grade laserWill’s got it

[2,2,12]
Toby wins the cardgame with extreme ease. So much so that the others declare he must have cheated and demand a redo. He wins again, even easier this time. It is after the third win like this that Wilfred breaks a chair over Toby's head. [3] Toby, for his part, doesn't seem too bothered by this either.



Wilfred doesn't have a physical object to gesture with but he gestures while thinking about the thing, pointing at a wall. For a moment nothing happens. Then a giant, semi-translucent, human eyeball phases through the wall, looks around a bit like someone called its name, and then phases back into the wall when it can't find the source.

"I am sorry. I tried discussing the matter with people I thought I could trust, but they thought I had been compromised and disabled me. They are probably going to find the transmitter I'm using soon. I suppose we shall continue following your original game plan for the time being. Until we meet again."

Conclude negotiations. Activate jammer.

Climb on Kenneth's face and whistle for him.

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: N/A is robot
Hearing: Speech-to-text-to-speech
Taste: N/A is robot
Touch: N/A is robot
Extra: Motion Sensor, Limited Omniscience

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
Power cord

Money: 475

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Unfortunate.
Pathos crawls onto Kenneth's head and whistles a robot tune.

Go kick some trashcans over while I wait the next section to come down.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy Bob
Physical Description: One ugly looking bastard.
Background: A hobo that stopped being homeless and got a job.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight: Dead fish
Smell: Nothing
Hearing: Nothing
Taste: Nothing
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: FINE
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Zip tie
 Dead fish
 Med kit
Money: 0

[3]
BB discovers an uneaten single serve packet of pudding!

Get ready to shoot anything nasty that comes through the door.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with a android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle/Baton

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Right arm and both legs are arms, left arm is a leg.
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card


Money: 67
-400 debt

Spoiler: Helene Hestia (click to show/hide)

Name:Helene Hestia
Physical Description:

• 6.2 feet tall.
• Red hair, mowhawk
• Ginger, freckles very prominent.
• Brown eyes.
• Atheletic, toned build.

Background:After a rather unfortunate portal opening incident, she was fired from her previous occupation as a farmhand. A fact she deeply resents, so what if it was one demon summoning! After job-searching and no one wanting to hire her, quite unfairly, she applied to become an Occult Materials and Information management officer. Considering her previous experience and her expendability to Omnitech, she seemed perfect for the job!

May be related to several missing persons cases, investigation inconclusive.

Life:D4,
Attack:D4

Sight:Nothing
Smell:Nothing
Hearing:Nothing
Taste:Nothing
Touch:OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit

Stats:
Strength:D6, Real good at hitting things, a talent picked up beating up tresspassers on occasion at the farm.
Dexterity:D4,
Speed:D4,
Endurance:D4,
Will: D6,
Knowledge:D4,
Fate:D8, lucky did not die from demon fortune favors the bold

Skills:
Melee:D6, see strength score, often beats with shovel as preffered asswhoopin tool
Guns:D4,
Explosives:D4,
Implants:D4,
Mechanics:D6,
Technology:D4,
Medical:D4,
Occult:D6,summoned demon enough said
Speech:D4,

Status:Fine/Alive/Not yet gibblets.
Still has no soul doh.
Inventory: 

OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit

OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)

OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5

OMNITECH Null-Rod

Syringe with Tranqualizer

Blindfold

Ziptie

Two-foot long silvery/tin? pipe.

Money:BROKE!

"ok we are building harness for a spider? a spider they can climb up wall and shite why are we building a harness- i will help I'm a mechanic i do good job...wierd spider need harness bad weak metal  spider spiders normaly good keep pest away normily i like spider had pet spider called him Wander shame he dead."

Heleen is swaying her arms as she speaks and sounds exasperated  and beams with pride of her profesion  .

Helene helps construct the harness remaining vigilant .

With no current need for a harness (due to robot spiders) Helene and Ji decide to go hang out behind the debris with Yagyu and offer a ballistic welcome to anything unfriendly that shows up.



Section M arrives with a loud beep and lights around the exit door -red up till now- flash green. Everyone waits for something to happen but after a full minute of silence nothing does. Yagyu advances to the door slowly and cuts open the weld before opening it. Inside is  what looks like a large airlock of sorts, with about two dozen suits hanging from the walls. They look something like space suits, though with bucket like helmets with two cameras where eyes would roughly be on a person. BB recognizes these as sensory deprevation suits.  Above the door out of this airlock is a large warning sign that reads:

WARNING: PERCEPTIVE HAZARD BEYOND. DO NOT ENTER WITHOUT PROPER PROTECTION AND AUTHORIZATION. CODE: SIGMA DELTA 11492

Above this sign is a hanging paper decoration reading "WELCOME HOME!"

In the corner of the room is a corpse, and a pretty fresh looking one. Maybe a day or two old? Seems to have shot himself.

[Naturegirl1999]

These suits seem useful
Place porcelain ceramic knife and foam gun by Yagyu, then try putting on one of the sensory deprivation suits, another layer of protection won’t hurt
Edit: When the second soul manifests, say the following while also thinking it
“Hello. My name is Tara. Wilfred tells me your name is Yog-Solthoth. Please confirm whether this is your name, if not, what is your name? What’s it like being a soul unlinked to a body? Or are you linked to Wilfred? If you share his body, are you able to share thoughts between each other? Can we do that? Do I need to talk out loud or is thinking enough? Since I have a cognition copier, does my soul still go to “Hell” as I and Wilfred currently know it. What do you call it? The place where souls go? What determines what form a soul takes after death of the body? What we’re you, in life? Wilfred mentioned that souls eat each other sometimes, so, do souls still need energy without a body? Sorry for the many questions. I want to learn.”

Spoiler: Can’t forget info (click to show/hide)

Name:Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1)
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: a few cuts, holding breath underwater
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier, empty plate, Tranquilizer syringe, armful of dead fish-1 fish
Money: 347 OMNI

((Question, how many fish is an armful?))

[The Lupanian]

Sweep and clear the room. Check out the body and the suits. Then stack up on the next door and wait.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with a android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle/Baton

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Right arm and both legs are arms, left arm is a leg.
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card


Money: 67
-400 debt

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Kenneth is already pretty much blind and with no nose so adding a deaf and dumb won't hurt, Kenneth puts on one of the suits and grabs another to sell later.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kenneth
Physical Description: A 6'4 man always seen wearing his trusty OMNITECH riot guard helmet, no one knows what lies beneath it due to him using it for twenty-four hours, not even things like showering or cleaning off the accumulated blood from beating protestors property invaders and workers in the sweatshops facilities that are totally up to snuff will make him remove his trusty friend.

Background: Kenneth dreamed of being a tool for the establishment since he was in the womb, every day from dawn till dusk he would prepare himself by beating up his brother with jumper cables for not doing all chores, while in college he arrested his entire class for not standing up to the pledge, he even turned his father over to the McPolice for violating the NAP by stepping 0.6 centimeters into the property of the glorious Megacorp chain of restaurants.

Needless to say, he was pretty flipping happy as frick when he joined the heckish monster of a corporation known as Omnitech.

Life:d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/ d4 OMNITECH generic security baton

Stats:
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d8
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe~
Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Sight: Nope
Hearing: Nada
Touch: none
Smell: Not anymore
Taste: Tongue is still there Kenneth thinks

Things that were totally done during the mission:
Kenneth helped destroy the teeth thingie
Kenneth bravely engaged in 1v1 combat with the Icon of Butchery and fought it to a standstill
Kenneth tanked an explosion meant to destroy the Icon of Butchery with his bare muscles
Kenneth courageously led a possessed statue of The Great Founder into an ambush, he tried to capture it but the team wouldn't listen so blame them and not Kenneth for destroying it
Kenneth defeated a prehistoric cephalopod beast, alone.

[syvarris]

"Uh.  I guess I have the power to call an eyeball now.  Huh."

Edit: Point at Gabe and waggle fingers while trying to summon the alien ghost eye thing, with the intention for it to do something or other with him.  I dunno, have it read his mind?  Possess him?  Turn him into a giant writhing mass of teeth and flesh that desires only to destroy Derp?  It doesn't really matter, I don't need a hypothesis to pretend I'm being scientific!

Edit2: Also waggle fingers at Tara, because she's super eager to get ogled by Yog-Sothoth for some reason.

"...Hey, anyone wanna volunteer to be a test subject for my pet eye, see what it can do?  I'd wait until I can test it on Derp, but I don't want him to gain control over an alien god or whatever."

Edit3: Stand outside until other people have fiddled around with the suits a bit, just in case there's some grenade trap in there or w/e.  If nobody explodes:  Go loot the gun off the corpse that shot itself, after checking to make sure it's not trapped.  Check the gun's caliber (damage die) and how much ammo is in the mag.  Take an isolation suit too, but don't put it on yet.  Can it be worn over or under the riot armor?

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)

Life: d6 Riot suit.
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, d4 secubaton melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d8
Kno d4
Fte d4

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status:

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 10 magazines (d6 (loaded), d8*9, d4, d0*3 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs

Toby's Military-grade laser (d6 ranged attack, chargable up to d20) with one depleted battery.

Cognition Copier (equipped)

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Helpful (?) things done on mission:
Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.  And probably a bunch of other rooms.
Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.
Shot some of the demons that were released in sector Q.
Melted a giant statue of the company founder that was being telekinetically flung at the team, before it could even kill anyone!  Will leave out who the statue depicted when he reports this.
Accused Leslie of being a mind-controlled thrall and attempted to shoot her.  Then ordered her to save Gabe (he was choking on his own zip ties), which she did do.  This doesn't sound impressive, but considering that the only other security team member nearby at the time was hovering over Gabe waiting for him to die so she could loot his gear...

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Sight: Functioning (blindfold readied)
Smell: Nose plugs.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speech earplugs
Taste: Cutting out one's tongue seems like too much.  How are we gonna taste him without touching him, anyway?
Touch: Riot armor

[Naturegirl1999]

"Uh.  I guess I have the power to call an eyeball now.  Huh."

Go loot the gun off the corpse that shot itself.  Check its caliber (damage die) and how much ammo is in the mag.  Take an isolation suit too, but don't put it on yet.  Can it be worn over or under the riot armor?

"...Hey, anyone wanna volunteer to be a test subject for my pet eye, see what it can do?  I'd wait until I can test it on Derp, but I don't want him to gain control over an alien god or whatever."

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)

Life: d6 Riot suit.
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, d4 secubaton melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d8
Kno d4
Fte d4

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status:

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 10 magazines (d6 (loaded), d8*9, d4, d0*3 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs

Toby's Military-grade laser (d6 ranged attack, chargable up to d20) with one depleted battery.

Cognition Copier (equipped)

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Helpful (?) things done on mission:
Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.  And probably a bunch of other rooms.
Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.
Shot some of the demons that were released in sector Q.
Melted a giant statue of the company founder that was being telekinetically flung at the team, before it could even kill anyone!  Will leave out who the statue depicted when he reports this.
Accused Leslie of being a mind-controlled thrall and attempted to shoot her.  Then ordered her to save Gabe (he was choking on his own zip ties), which she did do.  This doesn't sound impressive, but considering that the only other security team member nearby at the time was hovering over Gabe waiting for him to die so she could loot his gear...

Code: [Select]

Sight: Functioning (blindfold readied)
Smell: Nose plugs.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speech earplugs
Taste: Cutting out one's tongue seems like too much.  How are we gonna taste him without touching him, anyway?
Touch: Riot armor

What type of tests? Do you want me to try talking to it? Or thinking to it? Maybe you can think what I say to it?

[The Canadian kitten]

Gabe raises his hand to volunteer with the experiment.
Volunteer to get possessed by a giant ghost eyeball

Spoiler: Tootie roll man (click to show/hide)

Name: Gabe Toots
Physical Description: Tall East Asian man with a stubble. Black hair with brown eyes, also wear glasses (basically a clone of the first Gabe in appearance)
Background: He going to be the mook that fills out the team and add firepower but, will most likely to die before the mission ends
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle (3 mags d6) and d4 OMNITECH generic security baton
Stats:
Strength: 1d6
Dexterity: 1d6
Speed: 1d4
Endurance: 1d6
Will: 1d4
Knowledge: 1d4
Fate: 1d4
Skills:
Melee: 1d8
Guns: 1d8
Explosives: 1d4
Implants: 1d4
Mechanics: 1d4
Technology: 1d4
Medical: 1d4
Occult: 1d4
Speech: 1d4
Status: Fricking Toby cheating at goldfish
Inventory: OMNITECH electrical behaviour modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Rusty signpost
Money: 0
Sight: An actual blindfold!
Hearing: TTS earplugs
Touch: none
Smell: none
Taste: none
I guess I lived longer than last time!

[syvarris]

What type of tests? Do you want me to try talking to it? Or thinking to it? Maybe you can think what I say to it?

"I have no clue, and I find your forethought alarming!  Gabe, congrats, you get to be ogled by cosmic horrors neither of us understand!"