Canto III: Frick a Dick Works"I think I may have, uh, gone too far in some places..."
Use my power as Godly George Lucas to summon the three big superweapons: Both Death Stars, as well as Starkiller Base, then get them both prepped to Fire When Ready.
Starkiller base, not having been created by Lucas himself, is beyond your power to summon. You successfully summon the first Death Star, but the second Death Star was only built after the first one exploded. By summoning it, the first Death Star realizes that it should logically explode, and does so. The second Death Star is caught in the blast and is also destroyed.
Oh you tricky meal. Playing on puns are we?
Focus really hard. Cue a garden of Eden set up as space again is gone and battle now on a world. A lush, lovely world.
As he then inpales the Godmodder with dozens upon dozens of conjured swords and proceeds to take the Atom Cutter from Final Fantasy tomlov off his head, then dice said head in mid air.
Playing on playing on words? That's a bit much, I'd say.
Putting something in space does not stop space existing. Space is still very much real, despite what the flat earthers keep telling us.
Your attempt to 'inpales' pales in comparison to his successful impaling of you with your dozens upon dozens of swords. Fortunate that you were stopped at this early stage in your attack, as 'tomlov'ing off heads has never ended well for anybody involved.
I have a 1, I cut this 1 to be a - and put it between the Godmodder's health, turning it to negative
You put the - between the Godmodder's health, making it 'a negative'. This appears to do nothing.
Start cranking up a Jack-In-The-Box so it can join the fight alongside us. It'll probably take about 5 actions to crank, I'd say. Anyone wanna help?
You begin cranking up a Jack-In-The-Box. The nature of the tool means that you have no idea how many cranks it will take to actually get him to come out of the b- OH HOLY SHIT THAT'S A SCARY FUCKING JACK WHAT THE FUCK.
>Attack anyone who opposes the Godmodder.
Because there's apparently no such thing as being 'Pro-Godmodder' in this game yet, you technically oppose the Godmodder. You proceed to attack yourself in a brutal manner.
Steal one of the Godmodder’s health bars.
You steal one of the Godmodder's Health Bars™. You unwrap it and consume it. It tastes like milk chocolate, toffee and almonds. Yum.
Build the core of a space station
In the way that home is where the heart is, the core of a space station is its crew. You construct a squad of robotic actors who are programmed to take the roles of characters in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Smeargle, use Judgement
((I handily avoided the figures from opposing myths not liking each other thing by using the only other pokemon that can learn judgement
The Godmodder laughs at your Smeargle's works on DeviantArt, making your Smeargle far too self-conscious to even consider judging others.
Assist Rockeater's action by violently leaping towards Godmodder's 100 and stealing it for myself.
You steal the Godmodder's 100 for yourself, gaining Health and making yourself vulnerable to attack. Ingenious.
Spawn a gun and point it at the godmodder, and when he thinks I'm gonna shoot him, throw the gun at him instead.
The Godmodder knows you won't shoot him, as that would be too obvious an attack for anyone with half a brain to attempt. Because of this, you never get around to throwing the gun at him.
Polymorph 0cra_tr0per into a log of eucalyptus wood, then burn it.
0cra_tr0per is transformed into a log of eucalyptus wood. The fire you create instantly goes out, though, because you're still in space. Whoops.
I go to the lost and found to get my arm back. Also, as for starving to death, stands don't need food, only the people who make them because those people are humans- however, if, hypothetically, a stand-user were to not need food, no food would be involved in the stands existance.
this is one such case, non-hypothetically.
I am part of my stand. since all damage a stand takes is transfered to its owner, any damage I take is transfered to the standmaker, which is me, but that transfers the damage because I am a stand. Thus, when I would otherwise be injured, the damage is instead trapped in a paradoxical loop, and I emerge unharmed.
You find your arm in the lost-and-found, but the old lady who runs the thing won't let you take it unless you can prove that it's yours.
A small correction: When it was stated that damage transfers from stands to their users, it was not meant to be taken that the stands themselves take no damage. It's more like a voodoo doll kind of thing, where damage the stand takes also translates to the user taking damage. If a stand's eye were to be stabbed, the user's eye would also be damaged.
Garden of Eden: Exists. Is not space.
The Godmodder: 50 Hea-lth
Jack-Out-Of-The-Box: 4 Health. Still in the closet.
George Lucas, God of Star Wars: 10 Health
Is Greatness942TankKit: 100
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