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[Roboson]

Deep within the bowels of the earth, something stirs within the darkness. An evil and unknowable creature lurks there. It's name is Jim.

Jim is a fleshmancer, a rare and unusual school of magic. It's existence is known to few, and it is practiced by nobody. Jim finds himself alone in this strange and wondrous underworld. It is dark, and cold, and lonely. Like all fleshmancers, he is cursed to wander the bowels of the earth, searching for a place to call home. Unbeknownst to Jim, he is no longer alone. Strange and eldritch lords whisper suggestions into his subconscious and dictate his fate. No memories, no food, and no shelter in a strange and dangerous underworld, Jim will surely die. How should Jim proceed?

[10ebbor10]

Jim will surely die

You said it boss.

Die

[Doomblade187]

Make a friend.

[a1s]

practiced by nobody.

Practice, Jim you garbage, you are never going to get better if you just die all the time.

[King Zultan]

practiced by nobody.

Practice, Jim you garbage, you are never going to get better if you just die all the time.

+1

[Roboson]

Jim thinks to himself, 'I know what I'll do! I'll practice fleshmancy a bit and that'll totally mean I won't die!' Poor delusional Jim. But before he can practice his unholy creed, he must find some living flesh to work with. Jim looks around. He sees that he's in a pretty small cave, about the size of... Jim racks his brain for a size comparison, but he has no memories. It's like maybe about six Jims long? There are two tunnels leading out of this Jim hole.

Jim looks off to his left and sees what he can only assume is a bat, fly down the left tunnel. Hard to tell in the gloom of the darkness.

Jim looks off to his right and sees a faint glow coming from the right tunnel. It's purple luminescence gives Jim an unpleasant feeling behind his eyes.

Jim takes a moment to think about which of the tunnels he should go down.

[TankKit]

Practice Fleshmancy on the bat like you originally intended to, you nimwit.

[Rockeater]

Practice Fleshmancy on the bat like you originally intended to, you nimwit.

+1

[Roboson]

"That bat's going to get away you nimwit!" Jim thinks to himself. Little does he know, it wasn't only to himself. Jim runs along the tunnel and tries to grab the bat out of the air. Turns out, jim is surprisingly nimble. Maybe he's not the worst person in the world after all. Jim feels pretty good about himself for a minute... Then he realizes he's holding a live bat and should probably do something about that.

Jim looks at the bat and thinks, "What am I going to do with this?" He has to keep the bat alive or fleshmancy won't work on it.

[CABL]

Bloat the bat's muscles to a ridiculous degree, causing it to die from internal pressure.

[TankKit]

Test the limits of what I can do to the bat.

[Rockeater]

Test the limits of what I can do to the bat.

+1

[Puppyguard]

Forget that, make a pair of sandals! This stone floor is cold!

[a1s]

make a pair of sandals

out of bat legs, without killing the bat.

[Rockeater]

make a pair of sandals

out of bat legs, without killing the bat.

Use Flashmancy to do that