>Delete fucking everything, starting with the fact i'm not GM.
(5)(3) YOU'RE NOT GM, AND WHILE I'LL GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DELETE ANYTHING, YOU ONLY CAN DELETE (PHYSICAL) THREE OBJECTS IN THE UNIVERSE AT THE TIME!
AMUSE MYSELF BY PRETENDING TO BENCH-PRESS FALLING HELICOPTER(S) USING TELEKINESIS
(2) YOUR TELEKINESIS SPELL NEEDS RECHARGING; PERHAPS YOU NEED SOME REST!
Make the corrosive cloud melt the fence and the security people, then break in and launch the nuclear missile and start WWIII.
(4 VS 3) THE SMALL AMOUNTS OF CORROSIVE CLOUD MELT THE FENCE SUCCESSFULLY, BUT LEAVE SOME SECURITY PEOPLE ALIVE! (1 VS 5) THE SECURITY KILLS YOU WITH THEIR ELECTRIC CHARGE RIFLES, BEFORE THEY'RE OVERWHELMED BY THE CORROSIVE CLOUD! (2) MISSILES EXPLODE, LEAVING THE AREA RADIATED!
RESPAWN?EVIL SPIRITS? NO! IT WAS ME!
VIRUS:
ALL ALONG! I WAS HOPING THE SKELETONS WOULD PLAY OUT BETTER THAN THEY DID. OH WELL. ALRIGHT, KID, YOU'VE GOT A SOLID INTERNET CONNECTION - IN RETURN FOR INFECTING ALL YOUR MACHINERY, I WILL GRANT YOU AIMBOT POWERS GREATER THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. DEAL?
Skeletons:
Man, VIRUS was a jerk. He even turned on our Self-Destruct before he left.
Well, time to go thermonuclear we guess...
(4) "SURE; I'M ANGRY, AND I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE! AN AIMBOT WILL BE PERFECT!" YOU INFECT THE MACHINERY, AND XXX_PU551_D3STROY3R_XXX GOES INTO THE REAL WORLD TO KILL SOME PEOPLE!
(1) THE SKELETONS SUFFER A SHORT CIRCUIT AND SHUT DOWN WITHOUT EXPLODING! THE USM ARMY HAS WON!
ALLRIGHT, SEND IN A REAL INVASION FORCE INTO NEW MOOSERK
USE SATANIC MEMES TO CORRUPT THE PEOPLE'S MACHINES TOO. SO THEY SHALL SERVE ME!
(1 VS 3) THE ATTACK DOESN'T GO TOO WELL FOR DEMONS, SINCE THE AIR FORCE AND THE ARMY HAVE SUDDENLY ARRIVED AT DEVASTATED NEW MOOSERK! (1) THE INTERNET THINKS THAT YOUR SATANIC MEMES ARE THE LAMEST, NORMIE-ST MEMES EVER, AND THE MEMES' POPULARITY LAST FOR ONLY A HALF OF THE DAY!
NPC TURNS:SUDDENLY, THE WHOLE EARTH STARTED TO TURN COLDER; NEW GLACIERS FORM; GLOBAL WARMING STOPS; THE ENTIRE SAHARA DESERT IS COVERED IN THICK LAYER OF SNOW!
THE LORDS OF WINTER HAVE ARRIVED TO DESTROY THIS WORLD! FIGHTING THEM IS USELESS!(1+2 VS 4) XXX_PU551_D3STROY3R_XXX TRIES TO DESTROY THE MILITARY AT NEW MOOSERK, BUT HIS 9MM PISTOLS ARE TOO WEAK TO PENETRATE THE BODY ARMOR AND THE VEHICLES' ARMOR! THEN HE SUDDENLY, HE GETS FROZEN, SHATTERING INTO PIECES ONCE HE FALLS TO THE GROUND!
THE LORDS OF WINTER APPEAR AT THE SEVERAL LOCATIONS ACROSS THE WORLD, INCLUDING NEW MOOSERK AND MOOSETOWN! THE BUILDINGS GET FROZEN AND COLLAPSE FROM THE INTENSE MATERIAL FATIGUE, WHILE THE DEMONS AND THE MILITARY TURN INTO ICE STATUES!